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Politics / Re: More Than 10 Hausa People Killed In akokwa Community, The True Story by funkyibodude(m): 12:49pm On Aug 13, 2016
freshvine:


You see two female corpse lying down and you're asking for professional reportage?

Ok Vanguard will go there and report : Hausa man unleash carnage in igbo community.

Sun will report : Tears and pain as hausa man rape and killed a young woman and her mother

Thisday will come up with : Bloodbath in South East : hausa man killed villagers.

Punch reports: hausa man slain for wooing an igbo girl

Nation reports : Hausa community attacked, scores killed.

Which is more professional to you than an eye witness account??
I like your professional response..
Politics / Re: More Than 10 Hausa People Killed In akokwa Community, The True Story by funkyibodude(m): 12:33pm On Aug 13, 2016
Mustay:
Aside the insensitivity of the OP towards human life and dignity by posting these pictures, I get perplexed when I see narrations colored in tribes.

This is just your account of the story and one does not know what transpired in reality. If a journalist or investigator goes to the scene, you'd hear different narrations. It could have been anything that occurred amongst the parties but this stupid trend of emphasising tribes adds to senseless retaliation and killings. It appears a lot of this generation are not aware of how similar reportage in the 60s contrubuted to the civil war.

A Hausa man this, an Ibibio man that - apparently, the value people place on human lives is all lost when they give emphasis on the categorisation of the carcasses.
As much as I concur with your write up about justice, but you have to know that we are at war here in this country, most of these Igbo indigenes are displaced persons from the north some of them relocated to their respective villages because of sectarian crisis. I remember one trader who lost his wife and only daughter alongside with his properties in the north he only came back with his T. Shirt and trouser he was putting on, that was during the sharia riots. He came back to his village empty handed, his story is similar to many out there. So these people have had their own bitter side of justice, and you come to their own land and try rubbish. If the story is authentic then the Hausa folk deserves what he got. I just pity the innocent ones killed. But again like I said we are at war here, and everyone is a victim including myself and yourself. Though I pray it shall never befall any of us or our loved ones.

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Politics / Re: More Than 10 Hausa People Killed In akokwa Community, The True Story by funkyibodude(m): 10:54am On Aug 13, 2016
Where are all this mods sef undecided, if it's a thread about panties and bra it would make front page easily. Here's a story worth FP. So everyone will know the truth.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Normally Aggressive During Their Menstruation?? by funkyibodude(m): 9:42pm On Aug 12, 2016
My I haven't seen enough reason here. Mine is because ladies are complicated
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Normally Aggressive During Their Menstruation?? by funkyibodude(m): 6:20pm On Aug 12, 2016
cruzita:
its called mood swing .



some may become aggressive ,irritating and some suddenly become caring and loving .it depends on the body type





just endure and give them all your supports because those are trying times.
you sure about that? I mean I have never seen a lady caring and Loving during her period undecided
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Normally Aggressive During Their Menstruation?? by funkyibodude(m): 6:15pm On Aug 12, 2016
starrygal:
its d crazy hormones undecided
which one is crazy hormones
Romance / Why Are Ladies Normally Aggressive During Their Menstruation?? by funkyibodude(m): 6:11pm On Aug 12, 2016
A friend of mine brought this topic today in the office, because of our female employees, most of them tend to be aggressive and easily irritated, and when you ask them why, the respond by saying it's because of their period.. undecided so why being aggressive
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by funkyibodude(m): 12:03am On Aug 12, 2016
madridguy:
THE SUFFERING IS MUCH SAI BABA.

Meanwhile, I will stand with President Buhari till final whistle. So help me God, Amin.
suffering and smiling, swallow your pride and join wailers club grin
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Plans To Attack FCT, Imo, Katsina, Others - Army by funkyibodude(m): 2:08pm On Aug 10, 2016
rhektor:

Did you notice that all states mentioned are APC states?



This Army is I'd a non serious group, Buratai just told us yesterday that they have deefeated bokoharam now the same army is planning to attack.
Oga Buratai which one you dey sef?

This APC government and propaganda are 5&6
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Visit To America Is 2016 Best Scam. Photos by funkyibodude(m): 4:42pm On Aug 09, 2016
What's all these fuss over Aisha's visit

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Romance / Re: Meet The Handsome Man That Loves Having Sex With His Goats by funkyibodude(m): 6:22pm On Aug 04, 2016
There are alot of sick people in this world undecided
Politics / Re: Nigeria Bankrupt Because Of A Foolish Policy, Says Emir Sanusi by funkyibodude(m): 6:03pm On Aug 04, 2016
progress69:
For the wailers who hapilly invaded this thread thinking they will see something to masturbate about, Sorry for the disapointed. Am dure some of you Ekpas will only read the headline and fly to comment.

Back to the matter;

In 2009 when I became governor of Central Bank, the Nigerian government spent N291 billion that year subsidizing petroleum products.

“Two years later in 2011, N2.13 trillion was spent on the same subsidy, so has our population increased ten fold? It was very clear that this wasn’t oil subsidy; it was a scam.


This is just oine of the greatest heist carried out by the gele wearing woman and her master. Imagine using 25% of this year's budget to finance bogus subsidy claims. Even the most inteligent and unrepentant wailer can never come up with anything meaningful to defend this scam


“This is just on kerosene; can you imagine a country losing $120m every month to a non-existent subsidy on kerosene, and not on the PMS.

This one is broad day light robery. Nobody ever i repeat nobody ecer biught kerosene at a subsidized price of N50 -N55 per litre at any filling station. Just once in a blue moon that NNPC sells at the price at select outlets. who was swallowing all the money?

Today oil is selling below 50usd per barrel for over a year now,everyone is crying economy.imagine we had all these monies in our reserves

God help us
where were you when GEJ tried to remove it 2011?

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Politics / Re: Governor Okorocha Plans To Reduce 5 Work Days To 3 In Imo State by funkyibodude(m): 1:53pm On Jul 31, 2016
amaco12:
Did u see anywhere he said "I will reduce workers salary"had it been is Obiano that said he will reduce work day to 3days u will be the first to praise him and condemn Okorocha
so you support this Buffon governor, where's is it in the constitution, and has it been approved by Imo state house of Assembly. Is Imo state a private company? Really APC government is full of Dullards..
Politics / Re: OPC To Give Protective Service In Ijegun by funkyibodude(m): 9:12am On Jul 31, 2016
Now I believe FFK, Nigeria may disintegrate under PMB..
Crime / Re: Indonesia Execution: Titus Igweh Begged To See His Wife And Kids (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 2:12pm On Jul 29, 2016
tobimillar:
Indeed yoruba's are cowards. They love to party. They love to 'chop' life. They are not daring and they are lazy.. and that's why a yoruba man will not carry drugs when he knows the consequence. Yoruba man doesn't want to die, he'd rather be called a coward.
How can a man willingly want to die just because of money? He wasn't killed, he committed suicide


Do I feel sad? Yes. do I pity his family? Yes? Do I pity him? NO .
so?! what if he was set up, Or just a case of miscalculated justice. Anyway R.I.P to him and I hope his death will serve as a lesson to others if they are willing to learn.
Politics / Re: Welcome A White Fellow To Nairaland.. by funkyibodude(m): 9:15am On Jul 29, 2016
One thing! Donald trump will win, if Obama a black man can be a president in America why can't Donald trump ( many see as a racist and a madman) win. Donald Trump speaks the brutal truth, and many conservative white Americans agree with him. I also predicted last year that DT will become very popular among most white Americans

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Michael Titus Igweh, 2 Other Nigerians Executed By Firing Squad In Indon by funkyibodude(m): 6:50am On Jul 29, 2016
When will all these folks learn, crime does not pay.. What a waste
Agriculture / Re: Anambra Agricultural Exports At Lagos Airport- Pictures by funkyibodude(m): 11:41pm On Jul 27, 2016
aresa:
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Show me what all the infrastructures your useless SE villages delivered and lets compare with just Osun alone.

I keep challenging you cowards, but na so so style style you losers dey take doge....


Silly ipob jokers.
grin grin
guy you dey mumu, you are almost running mad, a thread was created to show a state that is making waves in international exports, thus helping our economy grow, instead of you minding your own business, because you are pained that it's coming from a region you detest so much. You are here mindlessly showing off your stupidity, is it how jealously and hatred have degenerated into. Tufiakwa. Like someone rightly quoted you, it's such a disgrace to share the same country with folks like you.

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Politics / Re: Okorocha: Ekweremadu Will Lose Seat To APC Candidate by funkyibodude(m): 10:05pm On Jul 25, 2016
bloodkiller:

how many times will you loose to learn that politics is not all about nairaland useless rant.
you're a bloody looser any controversial politics you put mouth always ended up in favor of the opposition why?
saraki case ( lost)
kogi guber (lost)
rivers (lost)
AkwaIbom (lost)
abia (lost)
Bayelsa (lost)
Rivers rerun (lost)
Ekiti (lost)
okezie court removal (on the verge of loosing) grin


now it's ekweremmadu which you'll probably loose

you no dey shame ogboo?

well so far saraki remains the SP there's nothing 10000 pieces of useless Rochas the crook can do ekweremmadu.

a whole Jagaban tried and failed na Rochas of yesterday na him go succeed.

tufiakwa grin
knock out punch!!! You fu&king nailed it

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Religion / Re: Rev Father Mbaka Recharge Card: How True Is The Story? by funkyibodude(m): 10:48pm On Jul 24, 2016
Useless concept. I don't know why I so much detest this fraud called Mbaka. He should be expelled from the catholic church.

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Politics / Re: How Google Sees Yorubas And Igbos by funkyibodude(m): 8:50am On Jul 24, 2016
Idiotic thread.. I strongly believe that it's not an igbo person that opened this thread.

Politics / Re: Murdered Preacher Of RCCG Eunice Olawale Buried Today In Company Of Family (pics by funkyibodude(m): 6:47am On Jul 24, 2016
You died for what you believed in, and I know that the almighty God will grant you eternal after life. Rest in peace madam, may the almighty bring your murders to justice.

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Politics / Re: Update On Imo North Senatorial Rerun by funkyibodude(m): 8:44pm On Jul 23, 2016
Funny how some clowns are jubilating over APC here. PDP has already won the senatorial seat.

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Politics / Re: Saraki Reshuffles Senate Committees, Tinubu, Marafa Get “juicy” Post by funkyibodude(m): 5:24pm On Jul 21, 2016
No friends or foes just interest, what I find really amusing is how some internet e-warriors would be killing themselves over some set of people who don't care whether you exists... Lol

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Crime / Re: Ogun Teacher Caught Sucking Student's Private Part by funkyibodude(m): 5:15pm On Jul 21, 2016
We live in a sick world.. Too disgusting to read!!!,#pukes on thread #
Politics / Re: Shocking!!! A Stone Is Preferred To Buhari On A Nairaland Poll by funkyibodude(m): 10:50pm On Jul 18, 2016
Tufiakwa

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Politics / Why Is Third Mainland Bridge A Hot Bed For Auto Crashes by funkyibodude(m): 3:01pm On Jul 18, 2016
I've noticed the rate at which motor vehicles are involved in accidents especially at third mainland bridge, and honestly I think it's quite alarming. Every single month an accident must occur there with majority of it fatal. The question is why?
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Governor Okezie Ikpeazu Meets Ooni Of Ife At His Lawyer's Wedding by funkyibodude(m): 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2016
Seen undecided meanwhile

APC FG EXAMINATION QUESTIONS?

End of First Session Examination, 2015/2016

Course Title: Introduction to APC Government

Course Code: Government 101

Time Allow: 3 Hours

Instruction: Attempt All Questions

If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for

i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:

i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;

i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt

9. If x is change and y is lies/propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

Your Time Starts Now!!!

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Politics / Re: Fashola Gives Conditions For Stable Power Supply by funkyibodude(m): 7:19am On Jul 16, 2016
thomasthomas:
It's funny when Nigerians will jump on this thread and criticise the minister for the comment. If you ask Nigerians, do you pay your light bills? They will get defensive on why they shouldn't pay but they expect stable electricity from where now? Some people owe electricity companies hundreds of thousands and they have light almost 24 hrs yet rrefusesto pay for it!


That is why the distribution companies are in debt because you have refused to pay your bill, you bypass the meter and use electricity free of charge but will still ccome online to condemn and criticise a man who is doing his very best!


Pay your bills and taxes so that government can have money to execute projects!


Note Fashola is not controlling anything, the electricity generation of this ccountry is in private hands.
that was the same thing fashola did during GEJ regime so he should feel the heat undecided
Religion / Re: Dead Body Of Eunice Mojisola Olawale Killed In Abuja While Preaching. by funkyibodude(m): 3:29pm On Jul 11, 2016
R.i.p to her. In as much as I strongly condemn the killing, but it is high time xtians should learn to respect themselves. Why preach in a volatile area, knowing fully well that there's a mosque around that area. Even united states warns their citizens to stay away from volatile regions.
Politics / Re: American News Channel Headline Hits A Blunder (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 1:37pm On Jul 09, 2016
johnglefury:
Gosh! Where is the blunder?
11 officers killed
4 dead
meaning 4 other people died. Making a total of 15 people. Some people really need to sharpen their English
technically correct, but grammatically incorrect. It's the same thing as saying " I want to thank my mom my dad, and parents"..

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