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InvestmentRe: Why The Negative Threads About MMM? by funkyibodude(op): 12:28pm On Dec 15, 2016
Hiploko:
My dear. It is scary.. Such a noble scheme. Categories of people against it are 1. Those who don't have money 2. Those who don't have guts 3. Those who are totally ignorant and clueless 4. Those who share same religion as Seun.. They hate it with passion even when 30% of the participants are of the same religion
my dear I tire! MMM have been given all sorts of name, some even said it is an anti Christ scheme, some linked it to 666=MMM, in fact I give up for Nigeria undecided
InvestmentRe: Why The Negative Threads About MMM? by funkyibodude(op): 12:05pm On Dec 15, 2016
dukeekpo6:
people are just scared thats all
yes people are scared because of the media hype, Mmm never announced that system crashed. People are still logging into system, the only thing is that the profits was frozen until January, and Mmm gave a good reason for that. Because of this festive season. Trust Nigerians alot of people want to seek for help without actually helping people and if that trend continues that way it would eventually lead to a system collapse.
InvestmentWhy The Negative Threads About MMM? by funkyibodude(op): 11:52am On Dec 15, 2016
Ever since the announcement that MMM would freeze all users account for a period of 31days, to enable them effect a system upgrade, i have noticed especially here on nairaland that not less than 10 negative threads have been created about MMM in the past few days. My question is why the media fuss? Even though I'm not an active participant of MMM, but i think this is a classic case of taking medication for another person's illness. I have seen many active Mmm participants and ironically they're not moved at all with the news. The one that surprised me the most is my close friend that invested 400k two days before the announcement. I was even scared that he'd do something drastic, but to my greatest surprise he's not even panicking about it. He's confident that MMM will bounce back by January. I don't know why the media fuss about Mmm especially here on nairaland, is it a deliberate attempt to create panic among users? Mind you Mmm have helped alot of people, I know countless people it has helped especially in this recession? So let us not blow things outta proportion please.
PoliticsRe: Gov.Rochas And His Bag Of Tricks by funkyibodude(m): 1:19pm On Dec 14, 2016
Rochas is the main reason I hate APC and buhari administration
RomanceRe: UGLIEST Woman Alive Needs Husband Offers 30million Dollars by funkyibodude(m): 11:53pm On Dec 12, 2016
jezz This is not ugly this lady is hideous shocked
PoliticsRe: Hilary Preaches Peace Among Youths, Meet With Ukwuani Community Youth Leaders, R by funkyibodude(m): 11:37pm On Dec 12, 2016
Hit like if you clicked to see if it was Hilary Clinton grin
InvestmentRe: Mavrodi, MMM Founder Writes FG; Lists Benefits - Vanguard News by funkyibodude(m): 11:50pm On Dec 11, 2016
This wonderful article won't make front page I swear cool
RomanceRe: Closed by funkyibodude(m): 11:32am On Dec 11, 2016
eph12:
It's frustrating sharing same cyberspace with some people. I just feel like I should just kill myself cry Mature advice please embarassed
please go ahead my dear at least it will reduce the number of stewpid people we have in this world wink
RomanceRe: Closed by funkyibodude(m): 11:27am On Dec 11, 2016
If your bobo is not interested give me the baby please, I can provide him/ her a loving home.. At least my money can cater for the baby, don't terminate that innocent baby that was conceived outta pleasurable carelessness undecided. And I mean it you can pm if u consider my offer
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Twin Blasts Hit Maiduguri, Score Feared Dead by funkyibodude(m): 10:38am On Dec 11, 2016
Within 48hrs 3 major tragedies have hit the nation, one in Yola, Akwa ibom, and now Maiduguri what a bloody weekend. R.I.P to the departed ones undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Reigners Bible Church Collapse In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 8:55pm On Dec 10, 2016
franchizy:
If GEJ and PDP had not looted the treasury this building would have been built by good engineers but GEJ Govt awarded it to a quack engineer.

May the souls of the departed Rest in peace.

Insha Allah.
stop smoking weed tongue
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Said I Look Like A Witch/Ogbanje? by funkyibodude(m): 9:45am On Dec 10, 2016
You don't look like ogbange dear sad but you definitely act like one embarassed you just need help.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Strips Governors Of Power To Sack Local Government Officials by funkyibodude(m): 9:43am On Dec 10, 2016
Wow for the first time in seeing something good in this administration..keep it up
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple Imitate Barack Obama & Wife Michelle For Their Prewedding Photos by funkyibodude(m): 5:00pm On Dec 09, 2016
Abeg all these pre wedding photos are getting stale!

Not hating though, but in as much as its good to celebrate love, it doesn't guarantee a happy marriage.. I wish those couples happy married life smiley
PoliticsRe: Solomon Dalung’s Wife Naomi And Children (Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 12:18pm On Dec 09, 2016
Very soon he'll tell us that he never expected his wife to bear kids for him undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Civil Defence To Recruit Additional 10,000 Personnel by funkyibodude(m): 9:53am On Dec 09, 2016
nedu2000:
What is the website of the NSCDC? grin
ww.nscd. Dats all. My Oga at the top will know better grin
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Cancels All His Shows In December & January For Health Reasons by funkyibodude(m): 9:37am On Dec 09, 2016
UncleBob:
he's HIV positive!!! and i mean it!!!! skin-diving ahawos and HOES!!! better rest for 2 months let them get the right retroviral drugs for u, after a lot of testing!!!! EWU!!!
how do you know he's Hiv positive huh Stop saying what you don't know. He's just taking a break because of stress and that is good for him.
PoliticsRe: History Of Tribal Wars Between Igbo And Yoruba In Nigeria Since 1946 (part One) by funkyibodude(m): 10:46pm On Dec 08, 2016
So what's the essence of this thread tongue huh
TravelRe: BREAKING: Several Feared Dead As Petrol Tanker Rams Into Bullion Vans In Edo by funkyibodude(m): 8:41pm On Dec 08, 2016
Hmm! 100% sure that the fault is from the bullion van. R.I.P to the dead
PoliticsRe: RochasMas: Imo Workers Get Double Pay. by funkyibodude(m): 9:46am On Dec 08, 2016
Clown governor undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Lies Alot, What Should I Do? by funkyibodude(m):
What kinda dude would call his girlfriend 40 times in this recession!! I mean op you no get hand work? You be woman wrapper undecided.
The problem here is you the op. You are the one killing yourself and your relationship, you look like a stalking creep, and you have trust issues. That is why your girlfriend keeps lying to you because you don't believe her. Look I know your kind, you care about her there's no doubt, but you are choking her with your trust issues and when guys act that way you scare your girlfriend and push them into doing irrational things, that's why you assumed that she was with a guy the night you called, and maybe she just admitted it just for peace sake. I know its difficult to comprehend with your emotions but you have to try and remove your mind over unnecessary thoughts that's eating up. Learn to ignore some of her actions and since she's just your girlfriend you are free to move on with another girl if you can handle her so called lies. She's as free as you so show some dignity please undecided
RomanceRe: After Series Of Heart Break, I Am Confused by funkyibodude(m): 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2016
Broadsway:
My name is Broadsway and this is a summary of my relationship life, please do read and give me a tangible advice. Tnx

I started dating In senior sec sch to a guy I loved and who never loved me back but only dated my cos of my popularity and the attention I gave him, breaking up with him I dated another guy just to forget the first guy and also hoping this wud be better but it didn't turn out well, he tried wooing my girlfrnd by insulting me, I confronted him, he apologized but I couldn't stay with him, I just zereod my mind off him even though he showed he was sorry. Some times later like 3yrs after met another guy but it didn't last, this last one was the most terrible but I wud ignore it cos it brings tears to my eyes.

So right now after 5yrs from my second relationship and days of training myself to avoid relationships and just be friends with guys, I find myself with people that love me and wud want to spend their life with me, but I can't reciprocate the love any longer, I feel like I am deceiving them, I like dem, even one has stayed with me through all my pains and lafta and also there is the guy who is the second guy who wooed my friend still asking for a second chance and a lovely guy dah I met recently who i see as an angel and lastly there is a guy who has spread my qualities to all his fam members and frnds and I know he loves me dearly.

My main reason for writing this is to know if its possible to make my heart love again and if it can which one of these four guys shud I stay with?

Tnx
I have one question for you are u a medical student?
PoliticsRe: FG Pensioneers Have Not Been Paid November Salaries by funkyibodude(m): 3:10pm On Dec 05, 2016
Why should dey be paid? Do pensioners receive salary huh..

The receive pensions okay
FashionRe: Makeup Transformation Of A Woman To A Younger Lady by funkyibodude(m): 11:46am On Dec 05, 2016
BEENUEL:
That IS HER DAUGHTER!, you guys should snub the make up ish...check the nose and the lips...shey make up can shrink those ones ni? angry sad
you have eyes jare!
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buratai With Governor Okorocha In Owerri by funkyibodude(m): 11:43am On Dec 05, 2016
Hmm, this is bad news for rochass undecided! Don't ask me how?
BusinessRe: Why We Import Cheap Goods From China - Igbo Traders by funkyibodude(m): 2:27pm On Dec 04, 2016
Pillyportions:
Why are some of us here complaining.... Most of us here see these low quality china products and we still buy them. Most of these china stuffs are not fake, but the quality no be here. Atimes i thank God for China , because they hav been saving Nigerians. Since we dnt want to start producing things oya let the importing kwontinue..... All we knw is just to complain and fold our hands...... Dances off from the thread......
my dear don't mind all those myopic Nigerians blaming igbos and China for fake products. They don't know that China has made it possible for us to even afford basic electronics, thanks to China an average Nigerian can afford a laptop, a flat screen, a smart phone etc. I remember as far back as 1996 when my father got his first laptop, he bought it almost 600k, you know what 600k is as of 96. China have helped to reduce the price of all these commodities. If anyone wants quality let he/ she spend a fortune
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu To Igbos: "Forget Biafra And Unite With Nigeria", Igbos Blast Him by funkyibodude(m): 5:57pm On Dec 03, 2016
Lol, who takes this clown serious, just because he wants to evade EFCC from arresting him, Nigeria is just a sick country
PoliticsRe: Check Out What Was Seen In Onitsha. (photo) by funkyibodude(m): 5:13pm On Nov 25, 2016
Rikidony:
E pain am. grin grin
you are a jobless ediot, I don't blame you, I blame that silly hypocritical mod that allowed this false information posted here on naira land undecided
RomanceRe: I Was Posted To Kastina State For My NYSC by funkyibodude(m): 10:42am On Nov 22, 2016
sweerychick:
I've never been to kastina before, and mind you we just moved into Abuja not even up 3yrs because my daddy was recently transferred to the city. So none of my family members have been to kastina, I decided to share it on nairaland so that I can not only get directions to the place, but also hear the views of others that have served there and their experience living there. Mind you I intended to serve in the southwest okay, so it would be nice if you share a little experience of being in the north (if actually you have) or you kindly get off my mention, no offense please kiss
omo see finishing grin grin
RomanceRe: I Was Posted To Kastina State For My NYSC by funkyibodude(m): 9:08pm On Nov 21, 2016
suduji:
no need to suffer yourself....since op is based in abuja,just take a bus from abuja to katsina direct instead of taking a flight from abuja to kano and then taking a car from kano to katsina.from abuja to katsina by road is 2hours 30mins....think about it....i have travelled the route so i know what i am tallking about.
kastina 2.5hrs are you high on weed? Maybe you are mistaken it for Kaduna state.. Kastina from Abuja is about 5hrs or more with a private care, because its about 3hrs from kano.. At op why are you crying? It's a good experience for you cool

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