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pinkiberry:Dis one many women rush into marriage wit anyhow person and rush out cos pple are mocking her single status. Its beta to remain single n be happy rather dan be married n miserable commiting suicide or murder because u didn't see wat u thought. Naija pple shld stop making jest of ladies cos dey are nt married, marriage is nt everything bt self confidence is. Nt everyone is meant or wants to marry and as far as d person singleness is nt affecting yr fundamental human right pls let dem be. U don't knw their childhood experience wit their parents, several pple are nt married today due to wat dey witnessed in their parents marriage so make una back off |
Dis ladies n gentlemen is nt her stomach but a plastic Human- skin ladies dat wants to adopt wear to look pregnant so outsider won't knw d child was adopted. Unfortunately she wore d wrong color cos it comes in diff colors n sizes , u can get frm 2mths look to 9mths look. Dis same tin rumoured to have bn worn by Beyonce while anoda woman carried d pregnancy |
Last2comment:Agbani Dare go is married to a French photographer dat helped her boost her modelling career wen she arrived new York afta her reign as miss world n she has 2kids |
ladyF:If there is double like I for give u ladyF, Hw can women be Dis stupid n gullible. Maybe someone has filled her head on Hw bad she will look b4 pple if she takes it up n she has foolishly Rescinded. If a man doesn't care abt u or yr feeling goes out from 8pm till 2am still abuse n beat u join u still talk children, den wen yr corpse land children go dey too. Dis why naija men no dey respect naija lady cos dey are ready to accept anything to be 'mrs' . God help us |
Post d pic of d van den I will give u my own advise cos am a commercial driver too(female) |
Nairalanders una no go kill person wit funny comments n am sure d op is laughing his a$$ off at wat he is reading. He has stylishly revealed his like in a big grammar but I saw nobody commenting on it but shouting gay gay. First of all he said he likes "bonny" part of d hip which says he likes hard macho kind of lady, like dose ladies dat carry heavyweights . He later said he is a" masochistic". Pls check d dictionary meaning- simply put he LOVES GIRLS DAT TAKES CHARGE IN BED INCLUDING INFLICTING OF PAINS N DAT GIVES HIM D BEST intimacy.u.a.l feeling eva ! Op shebi I get am? |
Bros am telling u wat I knw nt wat I heard! Bank of Agric has offices in all local govt nt branch. Its d local government people dat can identify u wen u apply for a loan and assist d branch which is normally sited in d capital city to locate where your farm is/or to be. Esp those in rural areas. I have account sit bank of Agric Imo state but since d bank is nt online its cumbersome going to your branch where u opened d account to make deposit esp wen u don't live in same city n it has affected my contribution This is NOT TRUE, but they have branches in almost all cities in each state.[/quote] |
Johnnyessence:I haven't gotten yet ! |
Robonski goodmorning my mail is tzprecious@yahoo.com Ok.. give me your mail.[/quote] |
Sir femmy I too gbadu n like u plenty because u say things d way dey are , I Wldnt have posted dis on d page if nt d turn turn four much. Each time he promises n fails including dat period he wz abroad dat wz why I asked he forward d one he has sent to anoda person so I can adjust. One more thing am a LADY nt Guy |
Robonski dis Precious frm portharcourt dat wants to site my farm in owerri. Hope u remember nw n each time I call I give dis introduction , am sure I have called for more dan 30x |
Mickyfish tks very much my brother . Am female nt male I see say na sir all man dey call me. I nid a bussiness proposal on fish farming to submit for agric loan thru smedan , if possible email to tzprecious@yahoo.com thanks again |
House pls note that Mr Robonski is d reason why I haven't started my fish farm! Since Feb I pleaded for it n he has bn telling me he is too busy to send it but I read him telling others to check their email n see theirs dat he has sent , I have even begged he shld forward d one he has already done for someone else den I can rewrite d quantity til today no word. I have called him whatsapped , text , emailed n at each occasion he wil post me , I waited to get frm him cos he is well grounded in d knowledge n as someone who has long years of practice nt jst book fishman. After waiting for 10mths witout getting anything frm him but I see him give others d same thing I have bn asking for shows he hates me n doesn't want me in d business his reason I don't knw and d people dat asked for it has thinks am nt serious so tks very very very much Mr Robonski I see your assistance is partial bye guys though I still learnt frm d group n can hatch nw |
Bank of agric has offices in all the local govt area secretariate. So go to d local govt office of your location n get infor u need[color=#006600][/color] |
Am sure u helped out wen d house wz bn constructed financially n nw u are expected to share wit someone who knws nxt to nothing abt your stress. My dear its only u dat can advise yourself on wat to do . Am in same situation kind of n he is threatening having a 3rd woman . I don't give a damn if he takes 200 women , I live my life to be happy n look good for myself n my kids. If u over worry yourself n develop BP problem n dies your kids wil suffee more in d hands of d step mum so watch it. Though nt easy but we are women. One more thing "Go have yourself checked for infections n if u are done having kids use protection wen meeting him GodsDivinefavor: |
Pls does your video includes ice cream making I e the soft one u dispense frm machines |
Interesting topic ! Op pls can one speak wit u on fone cos there is non on your signature tks |
I tink everyone hav d right to decide on hw to run his things n its left for people to ship in or ship out. Dis young man has bn feeding us his life story for 15mths n decided opening a blog to hav his words come d way he typed it instead of moderators changing his words. I read Coolval stories n honestly it wz thru his thread dat I got into Zubby's story but people hw can u compare a story abt a guys conquest on women wit other fictional stories to someone who told abt his innermost life secrets? I haven't gone to Europe but d way dis guy disected European communities names n locations witout going there (like some people insinuated) den he is a walking encyclopedia n world map so he shld be recommended for dat. He even asked for our own suggestion meant he is a democrat so let's help him out wit reasonable ideas instead of abuses. Coolval doesn't charge money but he has paid adverts dat he has repeatedly asked all readers to click on so d human traffic can earn him some cool cash n there wz a particular one he "threatened" nt to post until he gets a certain nos of clicks on d advert . Linda Ikeji is a blogger who is stri ctly there to make money n she neva told us her life stories which we can apply to our daily lives . Oga Zubby pls my own suggestion na to reduce am to like 200 abeg |
I have read all thru till d last chapter n I can say its beta dan most thriller Hollywood movies. Since I found about your thread I haven't done anything else online apart frm reading abt u, Infact Zubby is like James Bond 007 cos no matter d situation he finds himself ,he gets out unscathed . He has a lion heart in risk taking n I have learnt a lot frm u. One of d tins I learnt is there is time for everything n follow your dreams no matter hw bleak d future looks while doing it, I wish I followed my dreams instead of conforming to societal norms nw my living is nw full of "I wish" n unfulfilled dreams |
Bank of agric doesn't give more than 250k but wen u have collateral u wil get more . I got this infor frm their owerri branch author=boluwajokosegun] There is money to be made in the agricultural industry. The CBN had pumped N200 Billion into agriculture to give loans @ 9% to interested Nigerians. The agricultural commodities covered under the scheme are Cotton, oil palm, fruit trees, rubber, sugar cane,cocoa,rice,wheat,cassava,maize,soya,beans,millet,tomatoes,vegetables,meat,diary and piggery, fingerlings and catfish and many others. HOW TO ACCESS LOANS FOR YOUR FARM If you are one of those Nigerians, roaming the streets for non-existing white collar jobs, put on your thinking cap and stay glued to this write up The Federal Government of Nigeria has provisioned N200 Billion as loans to genuine farmers. The loans can only be disbursed through the Bank of Agriculture (BOA), formerly known as the Nigerian Agricultural Credit and Rural Development Bank Limited (NACRDB). The steps to obtain the loan are as follows: 1) Locate the office of the Bank of Agriculture that covers the area or local government area where your farm is situated and open an account with the bank with a minimum deposit of N3000.00 2) For the ‘Know Your Customer’ (KYC) requirements, you must present your NEPA Bill which confirms your place of residence + any of the approved means of identification such as International Passport, Drivers License, National Identity Card or Voters Registration Card. If you do not have the NEPA bill, forget the loan and do not waste your time going near the bank. 3) Other requirements are: Complete and signed account form Complete and signed mandate card Present 4 passport photographs of yourself 4) You must run and operate the account for at least 3 -6months before applying for the loan. Do not think that you can just open the account, abandon it and show up after 6 months for the loan. The loan is not the usual national cake and the bank, newly repositioned, is not fooled. If you play that old game, the bank will doubt your integrity and commitment to repay the loan if granted and that means you may not get it. Running and operating the loan means that you make it an active account. This means making sure that you save money and withdraw from the account on a regular basis. The bank wants to see that there are transactions going on in the account. Therefore, you should make regular deposits and withdrawals on the account during the 6 month period to create an active relationship that makes the bank have confidence in you. 5) You must have an existing farm, be it small or big at a fixed location and the farm must have its record of operations and activities on a daily basis neatly kept. The era of armchair farmers/political farmers/farms of no fixed address/classroom farmers are over. The bank will visit your farm for inspection when you apply for the loan. 6) The bank will check what you have on ground; see how far you have gone; what the loan is required for, and ensure that the loan is appropriate for what it is required. The bank wants to know whether you have an adequate knowledge of your area of farming business. You must be able to demonstrate the practical hands-on experience in your area of farming. The bank wants to know whether you have a project you are working on and the fund requirements. And within a month of the inspection, the loan will be approved if the bank is satisfied. What are you waiting for? Get the land ready and start setting up the farm with what you have presently. Then, go open an account with the Bank of Agriculture and operate it as required for at least 6 months. Make an estimate of the farm’s fund requirements and get it ready before applying for the loan. As i post this write up many nigerians have gotten the loan, some are awaiting their's while other are about to start the process. Contact Gbenga: 08136650972 for more information, (9am to 9pm-Monday to Saturday ,1pm to 9pm- Sunday) for more details- We are into plantain, pineapple, palm tree, rubber ,moringa ,maize, cassava, vegetable ,melon ,watermelon ,cabbage plantation farm , you can also buy all kinds of seedlings from us. We also have quail, glasscutter, rabbit ,snail, ostrich ,Flightless-guinea fowl , imported turkey . Send email to eesteeresources@gmail.com or whatsApp: 08182355047.[/quote] |
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