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Crime / Re: Driver Killed As Kidnapped Ekiti Pupils, Staff Regain Freedom (pix) by funkyme2014(f): 8:21pm On Feb 04
God1000:
No place is safe in Nigeria today, rest in peace to the driver, I don't know why they killed him


Crime and criminality has taken a dangerous dimension in Nigeria.

Nigeria is the only country that kidnappers operate with impunity.
Maybe he is in with them and sharing formula became an issue

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Travel / Re: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by funkyme2014(f): 4:28pm On Jul 20, 2023
Michaelspresh:
Good morning y'all..
I've been in Abuja for a month now,and I love how calm and peaceful it is especially the area I stay which is Gwarinpa,second Avenue.

Now I'm thinking of relocating from Uyo To Abuja by September this year.
I know things are expensive but I love how everywhere is calm and nice compared to Lagos where everywhere is crowdy,noisy and stuffs I can't keep up with like heavy traffic and so on

Now,Abuja based nairalanders
Is there any challenge you have living in Abuja or any regrets?
Is there anything you would want me to know?
Abeg,share am with me make I no carry leg enter where I no fit commot..
Meanwhile..Bolt prices wan choke me😩


Abuja transport is the cheapest compared to Port Harcourt and Lagos. The only that is expensive in Abuja is accomodations especially that Gwarimpa but security is good. If you are alone,there are some estates you can get their bq for 700k around 6th avenue and off 69road

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Career / Re: What Should I Learn In The Space Of 2 To 3 Months? by funkyme2014(f): 4:46pm On Jul 18, 2023
Greatn3ss:
Good morning nairalanders,

I'm just a fresh graduate seeking for greener pasture, I've been applying for driving jobs around because I have a little driving experience at least if I can start from there. But the Issue is they have been requesting for my drivers license which I don't have at the moment, however I've started the process and according to information the drivers license sould take about 2 to 3 months to process.
Now I'm thinking of what to do within the space of this 3 months since I'm presently idle. What easy but promising hand work can I learn?, or what easy software skill should I learn to boost my career in the future or probably boost my CV?, which organization in Lagos can I work voluntarily for 3 months to gain skills that can help boost my CV?
Someone suggested learning how to fill gas.

NB; please if you own any organization within Lagos where I can work voluntarily, or you have any link or connection please help out. I don't like staying idle


Depends on what interest you. You can learn baking/cooking, hair making, painting, make-up, carpentry etc. These services can earn you good money abroad
Travel / Re: Please What Are The Chances Of A 40 Year Old Man Relocating Abroad? by funkyme2014(f): 12:05am On Jun 25, 2023
carixma:
I am in the same shoes, 40 I want to relocate to Canada either by express entry or study permit

Your chances of express entry is slim except you have french knowledge.
Alternatively it's masters
Health / Re: Please Help, My Son Has Dandruff For Over 8years Now by funkyme2014(f): 10:45pm On Apr 19, 2023
7david7:
I've tried honey severally but I don't know if it's the original honey. It didn't work when we tried it then, I'll try it again. Thank you for your suggestion, I appreciate

Try lemon/lime mixed with ginger and garlic. Blend all together and put the paste on his head
Business / Re: How Many People Remember This Advert Way Back In The 90’s by funkyme2014(f): 10:37pm On Apr 19, 2023
KingMack:
grin

My younger brother won 21inch Sony television

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Murder Of Shaun-Douglas Chabalala by funkyme2014(f): 10:23am On Mar 16, 2023
verybadmouth:
By their names we shall know them (Onyeghani Ekene Dumkele). News should stop calling them Nigerians abeg. They should be called ßiafrans or Hobidiots

This name is from Rivers state not ibo
Health / Re: Midlife Crisis: Am I Slowly Becoming Addicted To Alcohol? by funkyme2014(f): 5:08pm On Mar 03, 2023
gard9ner:

Do u know how stupid u sound? From your narrow thinking, my son will probably be your age mate, at least do a simple google search on the subject and understand the concept, whoever said you must have kids or be married to have midlife crisis. Must age be mentioned b4 u use your brain if u’ve one to know that it happens to most middle age adults.

From ur profile, u’ve spent 9months of ur life on NL, true indication that u’r either a child with a phone or a jobless youth with no real life responsibilities and making no effort to be profitably engaged, keep wasting ur life here typing and straining ur eyes day and night, by the time u clock 50 and above body go tell u.

Send me a dm or even drop your WhatsApp number so you can see who you’re engaging on video call. I don’t blame your father.
Na person wey never go through some stuff wey no go understand. From the age of 40yrs especially if there is no stability in business, money and relationship it hits worse. If the pressure is not money related bros just take some vacation. God bless you and direct your footsteps
NYSC / Re: Anambra Police Declare Corps Member Wanted by funkyme2014(f): 3:29pm On Feb 21, 2023
AKWATGOLD1:
Serving Corps member allegedly involve unlawful possession of firearm, money laundering, fraud and impersonation. Because with all the accusation, I strongly believe he might have backing of the power that be in Anambra police command.

Na from gistlovers blog you carry this storyline come so. We na headquarters shildren
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by funkyme2014(f): 1:17pm On Dec 26, 2020
[quote author=RuggedSniper post=97421165][/quote] I was told 42k at Port Harcourt
Romance / Re: My 14-Year-Old Sister Plans To Send Nude Pictures To 27-Year-Old Facebook Friend by funkyme2014(f): 12:28pm On Jan 04, 2020
[quote author=smat101 post=85479633]
I hope you're not misunderstanding me...I'm trying to Say after I spoke to her about sex, she used my phone to chat and she was kind of willing to give in but afraid of the consequence
Then hammer on the consequences, HIV ,HERPES , PREGNANCY, ABORTION AND WOMB DESTRUCTION,CANDIDA , E-COLI, STAPHYLOCOCUS, ETC. Pls talk to her like take her out pls
Sports / Re: It's New, It's Different, It Can Change Your Life Forever. by funkyme2014(f): 8:49am On Jun 17, 2019
Pls add 08035507062
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba's N30m Intervention Revolving Loan by funkyme2014(f): 12:57pm On Feb 24, 2018
post=65330073:


Laudable initiative however N1m in one year with a N1m payback after a year haba


na money doubler you be uncle undecided
He said interest free which means dat he gives 1m and u return 1m after 1yr which is perfect cos all dis thief microfinance institutions charges 15% and none allows one year. Abeg I nid
Travel / Re: Unilorin Redeemed Fellowship Students In Accident by funkyme2014(f): 9:34pm On Aug 07, 2016
God Pls don't let d devil have d last laugh

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Webmasters / Re: A Comedy Blog; Will It Get Traffic? by funkyme2014(f): 6:51am On Jul 03, 2016
Hmmmm, why nt give it a shot! Add adult jokes too bt nt raw ones having in mind dat kid do visit there too
Food / Re: Nigerians Would Have To Pay More For Bread… by funkyme2014(f): 5:10pm On Jun 19, 2016
futurenix:
Is Dangote sugar and flour also having this acclaimed price increase? If yes thats totally unacceptable considering he has been securing forex from CBN at official rate while others don't.

In fact the prices of these items for dangote's product should be reduced instead.

I and my employees have been out of business since February so dangote can access forex and just when the CBN announced devaluation he has increased price.

Someone should please tell me dangote's sugar and flour are not part of this increment. Is that even a possibility cause he seems to have monopoly over these items at present.
Dangote sugar is nw 13k in OWERRI from 9.2k last mth. Golden penny 12k
Crime / Re: Wale Fakile Responds To Girlfriend's Battery Allegations (Photo) by funkyme2014(f): 1:50pm On May 20, 2016
. However, I later found out that she had drank 2 cans of Vodka (picture below).

I went out to withdraw some money and she stepped out too, after having taking possession of my phone. When I returned, she got back and accused me of talking to ladies and insisted she had to leave that night. I pleaded with her but she said she would leave and I gave her N2,000 as Transport fare. In her semi-nude state, she flared up, demanded for N50,000 and called me unprintable names. Later, she went berserk and started destroying things in my house (See pictures below) before she started rolling herself on the floor.

I got a call the same night from a female police officer at ketu Police Station (I was NEVER ARRESTED) who asked that I report at the station that night or the following morning. I could not go to the police station that night because it was already late (some minutes past 11:00pm) but I made sure that I got to the station as early as possible (8:00am). To my surprise she never showed up even after my call at the station.

It is unfortunate that this happened to me but I am not only a responsible man but I also work in a responsible organisation that values and cherishes its publics. This is a deliberate attempt to frame me and I call on investigative Journalists to go deeper than the story and either vilify me or corroborate my claim
A pic containing 2cans of vodka is no evidence cos u can get dem anywhere , it can only hold as an evidence if he had pictured her drinking it. 2. In search of evidence to exonerate myself from a crime breaking table top fridge vegetable container is not enough both in evidence n act to warrant suching beating. Even d miserable looking kitchen cabinets he pictured , to me a brute is a brute bt d gentleman façade he is putting up. I tot he will show us smashed flat screen wit its home theatre etc plsssssss . my personal opinion
Romance / Re: Should I Cancel My Marriage Plans? by funkyme2014(f): 2:57pm On May 16, 2016
queenoflafia:
Don't cancel your wedding plans pls.there is no perfect man and neither is there a perfect woman.just talk to him and let him know how what he is doing is affecting u.
The other day I said it was in their DNA,they called for my head
Its not in their DNA bt its stupidity n greed dat makes some men hold diamond n continue searching for bronze. Dat start wat u can't finish, since he is lying now u have options wat do u tink will happen wen u marry him? Any man dat cheats is not a man bt a coward

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Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by funkyme2014(f): 4:58pm On May 03, 2016
vickychuk:
Pls were can I get this type of tanks and how much will it cost to transport it to port Harcourt? or better still around port Harcourt. Thanks
Hope dis ansa is nt late, u can get d tank along east/west road bf rumuodara junction if u are coming from d RUMUOKORO on d right side of d road
Education / Re: The Plight Of A Nigerian Medical Student by funkyme2014(f): 12:01am On Apr 30, 2016
Hmmmm na waoh, our educational system

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Agriculture / Re: Another Million Naira Cucumber Experience Picture Diary. (YOP1 PROJECT) by funkyme2014(f): 4:29pm On Mar 23, 2016
Tk God I have bn able to finish within few hours n can just say wow. Kudos to Jasper, Jethro et al u guys rock. Am in Imo state n will soon disturb u jasper
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by funkyme2014(f): 11:32am On Mar 23, 2016
missyadorable:
Op,You are a very lucky lady and your fiance is a very good reasonable man...

He is bleeping other ladies,its not a big deal.All men do that!

Besides, he doesn't even owe you any faithfulness.

Your husband after taking vow of fidelity will still bleep other women..the difference is using protection.
Its ladies wit yr kind of mindset dat gives men d impetus to use and talk down on women. Don't infect others wit yr inferiority complex cos even in d law court or church marriage , its recited dat " he will cleave to one and only one woman" why take oath wen u can't kip it? Nt all men cheat, there are still men dat are well brought up n takes their wives as their missing bone n one wit demselves. Do unto other wat u wish dem to do to u am sure any man dat founds condom in a woman's bag will bring down heaven . if u see yrself as a gem no one will use u as toilet bt kip yrself as anything goes den u will be mud.
My dear op don't accept infidelity except he is ready to accept it if u engage in it too. Don't give yrself high bp cos of anoda man

You should be happy and thank him whenever you find condoms in his bag,drawer,wallets.

I congratulate you for having a man who knows and understands the implications of unprotected se.x and he is taking necessary steps to protect himself and YOU from STIs including deadly HIV and also prevent having kids from side chics

What else do you want a man to do for you? Isn't that enough?

Stop making a big deal outta nothing.

No man bleeps only one woman!!

If you are looking for a man who will be 100% faithful to you,take clay and mould him and make sure you don't give him a deek.

HML in advance!!
Education / Re: Parent Reporting Queens College Management For Coverup Of Child Molestation by funkyme2014(f): 12:47pm On Mar 19, 2016
SexyChic05:
I would like to report the management of Queen’s College Yaba. As I write, the principal and vice principals have, over a month now, deliberately suppressed several complaints of sexual harassment which my daughter and some other students have consistently reported to their class teacher, their year head, the head of department of the accused teacher and the principal’s office.
My daughter is in JSS2, second term at Queen’s College. During their visiting day in first term she complained to me that there is an Integrated Science teacher, Mr Oshifala who has been harrassing her and some other students. I asked her if the man had touched her and she said no, he only tells them that they are looking beautiful and he wants to marry them. I dismissed her complaints as typical compliments from a teacher.
However, two weeks later, on Thursday, she called me late at night and she was crying bitterly. I could barely hear what she was saying until after I had calmed her down. Me myself I was scared, wondering what had happened. She told me then that this same Mr Oshifala, who by the way, lives in the boarding house ares, had cornered her on her way back from easing herself just before lights out. She told me that he called her and she thought he wanted to punish her for leaving her dorm room when it was almost lights out. But when she got closer to him, he was smelling of alcohol and she ran away from him. But he ran after her and grabbed her and tried to kiss her while touching her private parts. She started screaming and then students started coming out so he left her and pretended to punish her. But the students already know his ways so they started booing him until the housemistress came out and chased them inside, telling them to be quiet and that nothing was actually going on. I told my daughter to calm down and prayed with her and I told her not to leave her dorm room unless with another student.
I got to the school first thing the next day and spoke with the housemistress who confirmed to me that the story was true. but she warned me that the Mr Oshifala is a favourite of the Vice Principal Mrs Kayode. I spoke to a couple of otehr teachers and they all confirmed this story and the Mr Oshifala’s tendencies. The teachers also mentioned that he had ben reported before at the Abuja Headquarters for sexual harassment and he was almost sacked until he begged this same Vice Principal who squashed the complaints.
I went to the vice principal myself and complained to her about my daughter’s issue. Mrs Kayode and anothe Vice Principal Mrs Njoku were both in the room when I entered. From the looks on their faces, I knew my daughter wa stelling the truth. Mrs Njoku soon left and it was just me and Mrs Kayode. She then told me (and these are her words) that even though my daughter was telling the truth, Oshifala is her man and he does a lot of work for her and there is nothing me or anyone can do to move him out of the school. She also turned around to threaten me that if I like, I can go to Abuja to report, nothing would happen. And that I should not forget that this is a government school so instead of her or Mr Oshifala being sacked, my daughter would be dismissed instead!!
As I type this, I have already found another school for my daughter. She has left the boarding house and once their exams are over she would leave Queen’s College. She told me that this Mr Oshifala sees her every time she has class in the labs but she never goes there alone, only when her friends are with her. She says he always tells her that her mother tried to report him, but in the end she is the one who would leave the school while he would remain.
These people wanted to traumatize my daughter!! They know this man is a child molester and yet they still keep him not only in the school but in the boarding house area where these young girls live. He is free to roam about at night drunk as a skunk and no one does anything because of his connections.
Even worse, they now have young men as security guards who, some parents have even complained at the last PTA meeting are already harassing their daughters.
I beg you to please expose these people. They think they are bigger than just one parent, but I know one day their time will come.

Kindly advise this parent on what she should do.
- See more at: http://olorisupergal.com/parent-reporting-queens-college-management-for-coverup-of-child-molestation/#sthash.EvPS59nx.dpuf
Post dis on Twitter and Instagram wit d guys pix, search for one mr omojuwa n senator Ben Bruce Murray let dem rebroadcast n let's see Hw powerful dis man and vice are. Can't imagine yr pain right nw
Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by funkyme2014(f): 10:26am On Mar 11, 2016
bluecircle470:
Mtn don enter am big tym!
D most annoying is etisalat and airtel. Dey nw use real gsm nos to call once dey found out pple no more pick their short digits cslls

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Crime / Re: Man Jailed For Sleeping With His Daughter In Rivers by funkyme2014(f): 9:06am On Mar 11, 2016
lonelydora:
Lasisi69 is right anyways. What type of ritual is this?
Just 2 miserable years! Chai chai

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Family / Re: Which Is The Happiest Day In A Woman's Life? by funkyme2014(f): 11:27pm On Mar 10, 2016
pucelle:
Number 4,the day she push out a living body and soul from her womb,its an unquantified joy and happiness smiley


yet again, happiest day defers with different women,for some it could even be everyday as long as their spouse makes them smile smiley
Me na number 4

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Celebrities / Re: DonJazzy Stylishly Mocked Linda Ikeji For Being Single(pic) by funkyme2014(f): 11:42am On Mar 10, 2016
pinkiberry:
chai. even with all the m
oney. no husband u will still be insulted.
Dis one many women rush into marriage wit anyhow person and rush out cos pple are mocking her single status. Its beta to remain single n be happy rather dan be married n miserable commiting suicide or murder because u didn't see wat u thought. Naija pple shld stop making jest of ladies cos dey are nt married, marriage is nt everything bt self confidence is. Nt everyone is meant or wants to marry and as far as d person singleness is nt affecting yr fundamental human right pls let dem be. U don't knw their childhood experience wit their parents, several pple are nt married today due to wat dey witnessed in their parents marriage so make una back off

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