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Health / Re: Help!!! What Can Someone Use For This Fungal Infection? WARNING!! GRAPHICS PICS by funkymeky: 5:13pm On May 12, 2022
Hizzy:

09057127874

Thanks
Health / Re: Help!!! What Can Someone Use For This Fungal Infection? WARNING!! GRAPHICS PICS by funkymeky: 1:30pm On May 08, 2022
How can I contact you?
Hizzy:
That's poison bro
Contact me we'll meet one Hausa man in the baracks and after two weeks you won't see it again
Guy I be original Igbo boy so if you are one of the tribalist here fear no go allow you to contact me but de person way go cure you na Hausa man
Stop wasting time I have taken more than 10 people to him and he cured them some he sent it back to the sender but
I believe you're a church type of person
But keep church aside and save your life then you can start your church going
Romance / Re: Today I Was Very Strict To My Girlfriend And She Did This by funkymeky: 8:41am On Mar 31, 2022
TheOldGods:
We have been dating for a while now. Been coming to my house and my parents knows her. Normally she visits and sleeps over and ofcourse because she is my guest ,I'll have to give her food etc.


So today I decided to be different. I told her I was hungry and if she was, ofcourse she hurried and said yes, dresses up and jumped in my lexus. I just smiled, and started the car and we drove to a restaurant.

Before we got down from the car, I told her that I don't want to spend more than 3k on the meal between the both of us, and I told her to handle it, which she said fine, and split the fees to 1500 each. She got her food and a huge chicken which everything was 1500 naira on her end, and I got swallow which was about 1050 naira on my end. And the total money was 2550 naira. Then suddenly my girlfriend told me she also wants plantain, that the money is not yet upto 3k. That it must reach 3k. I was shocked because, if we were married then she can't help me save money when I tell her let's cut down cost. I thought she would even be happy that she saved me money and now we didn't send upto that 3k. But wow.

The waiter wanted to take the food and add the plantation of 450, but I refused and told her to collect her payment as we were done ordering.

My so called girlfriend then got angry and decided to seat somewhere far away from me, and we didn't see each other till I was done eating, although she waited for me. To my surprise she didn't eat that food, she packaged it back in a takeaway bag, and kept it for me. I asked her why she didn't eat the food she ordered by herself which was already 1500, as we agreed, and she said she won't eat it, and I took the food back. I ate the food myself with the chicken.

Right now, I don't want to take this relationship serious. Did I do the wrong thing by not allowing her spend the remaining money and making it 3k? Which ofcourse was the remaining money from my own food.?

I'm sorry to ask you this. But please are you sick? Or is this just your level of immaturity? In my opinion this is not the right way to test someone. But I believe we all have our preferences. I don't see anything wrong with her asking for plantain when you went beyond the budget first. It's good for her to cut down cost but you don't want to cut down cost yourself after agreeing on a budget.
Celebrities / Re: Blessing Okoro: Side Chicks Are Major Reason Most Men Are Still Married by funkymeky: 8:58am On Jan 29, 2022
andysmith123:
the rate at which sense is moving out of our celebrities head is alarming........

She’s saying the truth. Stop saying trash

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Travel / Re: Road Trip!!!!!!!! Lagos To Umuahia by funkymeky: 6:27pm On Dec 13, 2021
melviniyke2002:
u cant do Onitsha to owerri 30 mins,traffic ard Onitsha axis of d onitsha owerri express,traffic @ mgbidi axis as a result of bad spot,about 3 militarycheck point where d vehicle occupants wud come down n use leg cross,.onitsha owerri ur best bet is 1 hr 15 mins or more

Forget about him , I don’t think he knows where he’s going or perhaps it most have been long he traveled

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido Gifts Kwam1 ₦2 Million Cash At Eniola Badmus’ 20 Years On Stage Party by funkymeky: 6:40am On Dec 11, 2021
WiszyFraud:
Wow!!



Now Kwam1 needs to return that prostrate back to Davido tongue

Lol… una dey talk ooo.. you reason far bro
Celebrities / Re: Falz Reacts To Old Video Of His Lawyer Parents In Court by funkymeky: 12:22pm On Dec 09, 2021
NewsAgent101:
Falz came from an intellectual loving home

Who told you the home is loving ? Did you live with them?
Politics / Re: Wike, Ikpeazu, Ortom, Fintiri, Makinde Meet With Pérez Rodríguez In Spain by funkymeky: 8:48am On Dec 08, 2021
helinues:
What's the Wike's obsession with Real Madrid gan gan?

The academy he has been promising of bringing to Rivers state, all have been media wash

There is a Real Madrid foot ball academy (completely built) around stadium road rumomasi area adjacent to Tokyo Grand Hotel
Religion / Re: Reno Omokri: Paying Of Tithe Cannot Provide Divine Protection by funkymeky: 7:33am On Dec 04, 2021
Aufbauh:
Interestingly the oldest and richest persons on earth are not 'Tithe payers.
Neither does the country with lowest mortality rate is a 'Tithe paying country'.

How did you know? Na wetin dem tell you ?

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Romance / Re: Guys can you deal with this kind of girl? ...should I Continue With her? by funkymeky: 9:59am On Nov 30, 2021
I didn’t read your story but continue with her����
Sports / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu: "Gernot Rohr Is Not A Good Coach, I Turned Him Down At Enyimba" by funkymeky: 2:20pm On Nov 18, 2021
Very true. Rohrole has not offer

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Family / Re: Help! I Just Got My Colleague At Work Pregnant by funkymeky: 2:34pm On Nov 15, 2021
Your moniker says it all. Americandad, you will finally become a dad. Congrats sharp striker… lukaku
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant.. Please Help Me, I'm Restless by funkymeky: 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2021
Easylion3569:
It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

The lion himself. E be like say e no go EASY for this LOIN. Nice Moniker though. E be things ✌️��‍♂️
Health / Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by funkymeky: 2:30pm On Oct 17, 2021
Go to a pharmacy and get Tydisil. It’s a cream in a tube. I promise you get results after two days. Apply it morning and night after bathing. Thank me later. Try this first before going to a dermatologist

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Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid Catastrophic Engine failure by funkymeky: 7:45am On Sep 29, 2021
Kelvin30286063:

First you clean your catalytic converter container before using this. This is only an attempt to deceive your ECU so it won't throw up O2 sensor warning and bring up check engine light. It works in some cars, doesn't work in some. It didn't work in my 2012 Acura TL but it worked in my wife's 2008 Lexus Es350

Please where did you get this and how much. Would love to get one for Lexus ES350
Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid Catastrophic Engine failure by funkymeky: 7:40am On Sep 29, 2021
Amono:
Gazzuzz! Nice one

Now that the catalytic converter is blocked, will these mini catalytic converter s work after gutting?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVZ54HIKbkc


Please where did you get this and how much ?
Romance / Re: Can You Be A Third Wife by funkymeky: 9:24am On Mar 07, 2021
Nonyeadamu:


Thanks but I grew in the south all through my life and I was posted to Bauchi for PPA. That's how I met him

You grew up in the south all through your life and you are cool with being a third wife and converting to Islam? Well, all I can say is wow

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Romance / Re: Can You Be A Third Wife by funkymeky: 6:48am On Mar 07, 2021
You may end up breaking up with your Fulani man boyfriend when you begin to learn a lot from this forum. This forum will enlighten you over time. Perhaps you're born and bread in Bauchi that's why you don't see anything wrong in being a third wife or converting to Islam. Take a chill pill, give yourself sometime before you make any decision or better still visit some other parts of Nigeria (southern ) or the capital of your state of origin ( Owerri) I bet you will see life differently after some exposure.

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Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by funkymeky: 11:23am On Mar 04, 2021
Iamafinegirl:

Nope. I was a virgin waiting to Bleep only him as we were planing a wedding this year.
I was scared he would use and dump me like most men do

@ OP. Did you see that... She said was
Investment / Re: MBA Forex Unable To Pay Investors In December by funkymeky: 8:32am On Mar 03, 2021
ismail64:
Any update on MBAFOREX come back? Have those who had not been paid received their outstanding profit and principal?

Any development?

The idiots said they will pay back everyone in 6 months' time. That will be August

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Politics / Re: Hajiya Gambo Sawaba: ‘The Most Jailed Nigerian Female Politician’ by funkymeky: 5:20pm On Feb 20, 2021
sapphiere:
They buried her in the dirt. They didn't realize she's a seed.

What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

The FUTURE is FEMALE.

You just ruined all the nice and meaningful things you said.

What's the meaning of "the future is female"?
You drink?

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Politics / Re: MC Oluomo's Book 'My Service To Humanity' Goes Viral (Photos) by funkymeky: 2:57pm On Feb 02, 2021
Ottyn01:
Which Humanity is he talking aboutundecided

Does he even know how to read and write talk less of being an Author grin

International Agbero grin

Talkless is a meaningless English word. Never use that again. Thank me later
Family / Re: Wife Can't Tell Who Impregnated Her Between Her Husband & Her Father-In-Law by funkymeky: 3:01pm On Jan 16, 2021
tobechi74:
Mary could not tell who Impregnated her between Joseph, Holy Spirit or God

What is the meaning of this nonsense
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by funkymeky: 11:25am On Nov 27, 2020
Kingdemu:
I'm sorry I didn't mean to insult all gays

It's alright. Apologize to your dad first.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by funkymeky: 1:40pm On Nov 25, 2020
Kingdemu:
Just kidding bro

Expensive and childish joke if you ask me. For a tread like this, I don't think anyone will find that funny
Crime / Re: My Terrible Experience With Mopol Officers At Benin Ore-asaba Road. by funkymeky: 10:12am On Sep 09, 2020
That most of been 10 years ago. No in this current Nigeria. Sars will threaten to slap you and and tell you that before your camp commandant will get there they would have been far gone or dealt with you. That's if they even allow you to make calls with your phone
Wasky101:
I dont know about op or any other person but when I was a youth corper I used to get past police and military check point by saying "esprit de corps" and showing my Id card.

If you are a corper you are paramilitary hence the 3weeks orientation camp
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by funkymeky: 5:21pm On Sep 02, 2020
Esetim:


Did they mention anything like receiving an acknowledgment message in order to know the effective date for your ROI?

I called their office today to ask about the acknowledgment message, as I haven't received it (invested a week ago) and the lady I spoke with said people have been calling her about it, that she's not the one responsible for sending the message. On further probing, she assured me that my ROI date will be the date that reflects on my proof of payment. I just hope she's right.

They didn't tell me anything about acknowledgment message though
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by funkymeky: 7:17am On Sep 02, 2020
Good day all. I did the huge saver yesterday in the Eliozu Port Harcourt office. I asked the lady if there was something i need to do or know in other to be sure that I am all set and she said I have noting else to do but to wait till 3 months to get my ROI.

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Car Talk / Re: My Camry 2008 A/c by funkymeky: 1:09pm On Mar 19, 2020
Please i am having the same issue with my lexus. Have you managed to fix the situation?
Ashiru:
I am at it again! The last time I had issue with my Toyota Camry 2008 XLE, their are different opinion of what really happen to the A/C, whether I should change the compressor to manual or maintain the follow come. After much deliberation, I finally replaced the compressor with the automatics compressor which i ordered from abroad. Now, after a year plus, the automatics compressor is bad again. My mechanics is advising me to change it to manual, but I am not too convinced with his opinion, Pls I need advice from the house from anyone with such experience. Its really hot hear in PH and honestly it been difficult driving the without AC. Thanks
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by funkymeky: 7:33am On Mar 18, 2020
Good morning, please my investment with MBA ended yesterday and they paid me my ROI. How do i get back my capital? The problem is that i am not in town at the moment to go to their port harcourt office to ask about it. Please is there any one here that has the phone number of their Port Harcourt office in water lines. This will be very much appreciated
Education / Re: Right Steps To Study For A Masters Degree Abroad by funkymeky: 12:09pm On Mar 07, 2020
Lyricalgod:
I graduated from the university in 2017 and served the following year, have tried a couple of job applications and internship programs but none has paid off.

Days back my parents asked me to apply for a masters programme abroad, since they would have less financial engagement next year,they would be able to sponsor me comfortably, I suggested giving me the money to setup a business instead,but they were not too interested.

But am confused don't know where to start,and how to go about it I.e application, visa etc.. I know a lot of experienced readers are here who have been there,and i know their are people like me out there who want to learn and gain vital information.

Mods please push this to front page

I know someone that can help. That's what his company does in lagos. You can pm for his number. Are you in Lagos?

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