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Politics › Re: Minister Of Interior, Abdulrahaman Dambazau Asked To Resign For Being Too LAZY by funlord(m): 5:03pm On Apr 14, 2016
angry



I wonder why buhari even nominated this "dambanza" to be a minister sef? All these old expired politicians are only good at 'looting' and not 'working'
Politics › Re: Senate Rushes Passage Of CCB Act Amendment by funlord(m):
angry
chukwudi44:
well done my brave senators!!! That amendment must be passed into law before the end of next month!!! lets speed it up and ensure it gets to the executive for assent before monday
This old man have you no shame? All I ever see you praising or supporting in this section are corrupt politicians or ideas, thieves or senseless policies! Maybe your own life is devoid of any sort of joy or progress and that is why you also insist that nigeria remains the same!





And its not as if you have benefitted from any of these crooks or the pdp's 16 years of misrule sef! If you walked up to sarakis gate in maitama, you would only receive slaps and frog jump lessons because to them you are a NOBODY! Try and stand for justice and what is right and stop embarrassing your lineage!




Its not our fault that the opportunities for progress available during the days of your youth were fritted away by these goats you now have as role models in your old age! Grow up!







P.s: I'm not a pdp or apc supporter, so you can start to rant like a child with soiled nappies about zombies or wailers, na you sabi! This merciless advice is THE TRUTH! YOU and everyone else that reads it knows it!
Politics › Re: Senators Fear Gender Equality Bill Will Turn Women To Prostitutes & Lesbians by funlord(m): 8:20am On Apr 14, 2016
angry



We love lesbos and 'some' types of oloshos! And so do most of these useless legislators sef!
Politics › Re: It's 4am & This Is NNPC Mega Station by funlord(m): 8:17am On Apr 14, 2016
undecided
emmyblackky:
The lingering fuel scarcity seem not to be anywhere close to ending. it's still 4am but the NNPC mega station Makurdi is already filled.
what's your experience on this fuel scarcity so far?
4am? When I'm getting ready to give my boo her daily "wake up banging" na him you still dey mega station dey snap? Chai!


Bros! Try to join the runs department! No dey suffer for fuel like dis abeg! Na the same town we dey! There are options........








***pours extra 50 litres into my full tank just for fun***
Politics › Re: Fg’s N5,000 Conditional Cash Transfer List Of 8 States READY! by funlord(m):
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This sum is not acceptable to some of us who spend more than N5000 a day on feeding and fuel costs! This sum should be regarded as an insult!


Nigerian youths should wake the _fuck up! This is embarrassing! Get up, get out and do something! Don't let the days of your lives pass you by, waiting for these insensitive leaders to change your fortunes!
Politics › Re: GEJ's Govt. Better Than OBJ And PMB’s Govt. —Transparency International by funlord(m): 7:58am On Apr 14, 2016
grin

Award winning LIE!!!
Politics › Re: Baraje: APC Has Failed To Provide Leadership by funlord(m): 7:57am On Apr 14, 2016
angry

Na lie! That was pdp's offence! Baraje should go and hang abeg!
Politics › Re: Say No To Treason! Stop The Senate Changing The Constitution To Save Bukola Sara by funlord(m): 10:23am On Apr 13, 2016
angry



Let me all that bastard called dino melaye! I saw the "looters bodyguard" with 1 sexy olosho at the hilton on friday afternoon! Let him give me her digits sharp sharp!
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Statement That He’s Not Finished With Nigeria An Expensive Joke-muric by funlord(m): 10:18am On Apr 13, 2016
grin


Yes oh! Mr "ex presidential _idiot jonadunce"! You may not be finished with naija, but nigerians are definitely finished with YOU!



Now with all due respect, _fuck off to otueke and go and make love to that animal you think is a wife!
Politics › Re: One Year As President Of Nigeria: What Would U Do Differently? by funlord(m): 1:33pm On Apr 12, 2016
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I would definitely attempt to bang "kim kardashian and beyonce" instead of "tiwa savage and cynthia morgan!" It would help in boosting our tourism potentials!
Politics › Re: 347 Corpses Buried After Shiites, Soldiers Clash –kaduna SSG by funlord(m): 1:28pm On Apr 12, 2016
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Solid! Death to all confused, treason loving, kiddy fiddling ragheads! Sai BURUFAI!!!

Tazarce!
Travel › Re: Taxi Driver Plunges Into The Canal At Oke-sokori Abeokuta (photos) by funlord(m): 1:25pm On Apr 12, 2016
grin


I thought it was igbo people that one oba told to go and jump into lagoons? Why this opc driver come dey _fuck up na?
Politics › Re: Edo 2016: Anenih Breaks Silence, by funlord(m): 1:08pm On Apr 12, 2016
SageTravels:
Can you point anybody that is not corrupt In Nigeria
Yes! Wole soyinka!
Politics › Re: Edo 2016: Anenih Breaks Silence, by funlord(m): 1:06pm On Apr 12, 2016
grin
promzy555:
I am Mad for having this old thief as a role model and who also just like my grandfather is also an old edo goat. Dis goat just like i call myself can feed my family and my generations to come, witout saying he is tired.
Yes I get your point! I know you are a pained goat, a _moron, a poltroon, an edo miscreant and a demented savage, but I never expected you to tell me so beautifully as you did in this your post!



Now kindly get lost and _fuck off my mentions forver you _stupid _wanker!
Politics › Re: Lagos-calabar Rail Project: Those Worthy Of Knocks And Those For Commendation by funlord(m): 12:00pm On Apr 12, 2016
undecided



Dis ijaw igbo man must always look for any sort of opportunity to wail! As soon as I saw buharis name in the mini epistle as the 1st person to receive knocks and some claims of bias as regards to south south projects at the tail end? I just knew where dis guy dey waka go as usual!


And why are there no knocks for your _stupid south south politicians who are busy watching as their regions projects are relegated to the background by other regions members with little or no protests from them? Or are they witing till xmas to fight for your rights? Or are they only in abuja to womanise, loot and drink? Ponce!!!













**exhales marijuana all over the o.p's face**
Politics › Re: Nass To Amaechi: "You Are Very Corrupt!" by funlord(m): 11:50am On Apr 12, 2016
sad
Elose11:
" I repeat, the Calabar-Lagos rail line was never in any versions of the 2016 budget. And we have told Amaechi, to produce his version of the budget; the line and head that captured the Calabar-Lagos rail line. This is the third day, and he is still looking for it. There were a lot of errors in the budget which we fixed. For instance, the appropriation for the EFCC building was increased from N1 billion to N6 billion Naira. The East-West road was technically abandoned, and we increased funding for it. How can Amaechi be ranting, that he single handedly sponsored Mr. President. Is that what the budget means to him? He said he is diligent, and not corrupt, yet his ministry's budget was over blown by N54 billion Naira.
Nigerians should stand with the National Assembly, and stop anyone who wants to pitch the National Assembly against the President. We did a good job! "
-----Hon. Abdulmumin Jibrin (Chairman, Appropriation Committee-- Speaking to newsmen in Abuja)
I am waiting to read where any of the nass members said "amaechi you are very corrupt".....and by the way, did your source go to the toilet? Where him dey?
Politics › Re: Edo 2016: Anenih Breaks Silence, by funlord(m): 6:37am On Apr 12, 2016
angry


Wetin dis corrupt, expired, old edo goat dey yarn abeg?
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Tension In Aso Rock Only 3 Ministers Have Access To President Buhari by funlord(m): 6:34am On Apr 12, 2016
undecided


Which kind 'busy signal' be dis?
Politics › Re: Still On The Lagos-Calabar Rail Line Controversy - Excerpt From Thisdaylive by funlord(m): 6:30am On Apr 12, 2016
huh




So what next?



These bastards ruling naija are never on point sha! See confusion?
Politics › Re: Panama Papers: TB Joshua Owns Company In Offshore Haven by funlord(m): 7:05pm On Apr 11, 2016
grin

Where are all his mumu followers? Una don see where una tithe and offerings dey end up?




No wahala! The scam continues on sunday!
Politics › Re: Saraki’s Camp Alleges Plot To Stage Protests Against Senate President by funlord(m): 12:27pm On Apr 11, 2016
angry


Even if this was true would they be wrong? This saraki, his lawyers and his associates are a bunch of fools!


You stole from your people, you were nabbed and you are crying over why the same people want you to resign and get the _fuck out of abuja and into jail where you belong and you are feeling victimised?


Hopeless loot loving idiot!
Politics › Re: 2016 Budget Palaver: Presidency Gives Fresh Conditions For Assent by funlord(m): 7:39am On Apr 11, 2016
angry





Not even suprised at all these budget shennanigans anymore! As usual our problem in nigeria is only down to "our leaders"! Just look at the _stupidity being displayed by these 'nass' members? Removing projects geared towards providing critical infastructure for their peeps and instead inserting tricycles and boreholes for their constistuencies? I give up!


Maybe NASS now means "national assembly of _stupid senators"!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:26pm On Apr 10, 2016
huh


Man united? Van gaal? God forbid!
Politics › Re: Breaking News:dss Abia State Debunks The “terrorist” Tag On Ipob by funlord(m): 9:59pm On Apr 10, 2016
sad
Mekus68:
This MUMU is about to commit suicide on Biafra matter.
Who is this 'demented homosexual ipob bastard' that is quoting me? Abeg go and play with some of your fellow confused brothers at okija shrine and stop crying about your _stupid ideology here ok! NAIRALAND SAYS NO TO IPOB TOUTS!
Romance › Re: I Almost Caught Two Men In One Week, Am I Considered A "Dude Magnet"? by funlord(m): 9:25pm On Apr 10, 2016
shocked
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I almost caught two guys in one week, am I considered a "dude magnet?" undecided[/color]
Wow! You must be hot oh? To 'magnet' 2 big boys like "reverend 'g-unit' king" and "abubakar 'jss r.kelly' shekau" in a week is amazing! Keep it up!










**ashes cigar all over the dudes lies from the pits of hell**
Romance › Re: Gradually Loosing My Girlfriend by funlord(m): 9:16pm On Apr 10, 2016
grin


'Poverty season 2' don strike dis 1 again!


O.p go listen to junior mafia and do as their song said...."_FUCK _BITCHES GET MONEY!!!"
Politics › Re: Why Is It That The Presidency Have Chosen To Ignore Fayose ? by funlord(m): 9:02pm On Apr 10, 2016
grin


O.p! It is against our laws for the president to engage in banter with "wild goats roaming and ranting from ekitipupa", hence why the 'thing' is constantly ignored!
Politics › Re: Breaking News:dss Abia State Debunks The “terrorist” Tag On Ipob by funlord(m): 8:50pm On Apr 10, 2016
grin

Abeg see the source?

Anyway what else can one expect from another useless pro-ipob thread created by a confused teenager!









**chews egusi flavoured gum**
Politics › Re: Ex-PDP Nat.Chairman Nwodo, Ex-Minister Worgu, 4 Ex-Senators Dump PDP For APC by funlord(m): 7:40am On Apr 10, 2016
grin


Man must wack! These expired old politicians are the true definition of AGIP(Any Government In Power) staff!
Politics › Re: Oh! My President never Seizes To Amaze Me(photo) by funlord(m): 7:37am On Apr 10, 2016
undecided

This o.p's brain must be for decoration!
Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Governors Shun Alamieyeseigha's Burial by funlord(m): 7:33am On Apr 10, 2016
smiley
modath:
@Mayorchelsea

@funlord

@IspiksdatrOof

Seems my delivery missed my intention... so I'm going to edit my initial comment because it would so distress me to be thought to be a "supporter" of a looter who had to take to cross dressing to evade justice... it wasn't my intention, not at all..

Alams was not a leader that lived for service to humanity.. wasn't his style

My point was just on "forcing the Fed govt" to give them a bit "more" for resources found under their land, which in hindsight the agitation was probably an avenue to plunder "more"...

I watched Goodluck's 2015 campaign in Bayelsa & was astounded by the "jubilation" that rented the crowd when Alams stepped into the Venue..... Governor General, courageous, indefatigable etc were being thrown around..

this, & this, even this + a couple of TV interviews & NLERS going on & on about the "love" his people has/had for him formed my opinion about the perception of his person by his people, nothing more.

I still wonder why despite all the revelations Alams & Ibori receive so much admiration... grin

I've now realized "fought for his people" to the end should only be used for the Ghandhis , Mandelas, MLKs, Tutus, Garveys, Rosa Parks etc...... I'm sorry!!
Now you are talking! Very mature of you to address this by the way!



I was a bit part player during his tenure as a governor along with that dunce as his deputy so I saw their style of leadership 1st hand! That's why I was quite sad when ebele eventually became president! Alams was a pathetic governor, his government house 'gbedus' where the only dividends of democracy that his peeps enjoyed!

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