₦airaland Forum

mekaboy:
Just wondering, if buhari decides to step down as president, will Gej take over as second runner-up?

People are saying things would have been worse if GEJ had won, but how can we tell if GEJ is not in power?

One this I know is that the Gej administration and economic team had seen the tough times coming and probably made plans to cushion the effect.

On the other hand, Buhari and his team were blinded by power that they did not see it coming. Therefore they made no preparations. That's why they went on promising heaven an eat, which they can't deliver.

What sort of _stupid question and psychotic reasoning is this?

He looks like an uneducated, bigoted, stinking, homosexual bastard!

modath:
This is one of the reasons black people will always find it nigh impossible to find anyone to stick out his neck onto the chopping block!

Alams, love him or hate him stood with his people & fought to the end but ......out of sight, far from memory...

Stood with his people against who? And fought to the end for what? The right to LOOT?


Stop yarning dust abeg!

World class crap by the o.p! When dropping N500 card at filling stations gate don solve the issue? Abeg think smarter next time!!!

Wike? He is probably sleeping on duty as usual!

Supreme _stupidity made only in nigeria! Where a "president and a finance minister" go dey fear to act in the best interests of their country because of the dry raking and misguided interests of a bunch of "governors?"


Na wa oh!

MyPWisINCORRECT:
Despite the hardship currently enveloping Nigerians, we are yet to see decisive actions from OCCUPY NIGERIA.

NO PETROL, NO LIGHT.

Have they been compromised?

E be like say most of them don join dey do black market runs too oh? Its more lucrative than ranting under the hot sun innit?

Meeeeen! Dis o.p no try at all sha!






**mysogynists thread ahoy**

Just negodu the source for christs sake?






And by the way who are these people sef?

Not bad but we've read it all before, and has any of all this recycled balderdash assisted anyone in avoiding heartbreak or divorce all through history?



Look, the truth of the matter is this, when it comes to relationships be who you are while in it, learn a little from everyone that you are in and always expect the unexpected! NOTHING can measure or instruct one on how accommodate the depths of human wants, needs or desires! That is the nature of man/woman!




Good luck with this your list of epistles! But as wyclef said..."Anything can happen"!

BOATENG?


1: Man city disaster?


2:Messi's main _bitch?


3:Globally embarrassed on live tv during the champions league


4:The one that plays in a piss poor one team league?


Better than TERRY?



Abeg this una "ram" should be sent to a slaughter house for such jogo blasphemy!

PhockPhockMan:
Proverbs is for matured minds not for kids like you.

Yes! But "senseless proverbs" don't make sense to "us kids" or even matured minds!


Maybe only to people like you who suffer from a lack of any sort of sense!

Well, as I see saraki team of looters wey dey help am move cash for that panama rizzla paper, hausas dey, ipob dey, yoruba dey, benue dey, delta dey, kogi dey, christians dey, muslims dey, even oyibo dey sef!



That tells me that at the top of our society when collective lootery is going on, we are very united! Na the lower rung members of society dey give demselves headache over nonsense! So in short in naija, corruption aids unity!

Abeg I need the fish! I get 1 better anti poisonous grill for caban! No be small "boko barbecue" go dey go down tomorrow!

PhockPhockMan:
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The thief sent by his own father breaks the doors with his leg

- Nigerian adage

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http://www.authorityngr.com/2016/04/Herdsmen-impunity-and-pregnant-silence-of-Mr-President/

Abeg comot that proverb cuz e no make sense! Just like naija itself!


As fo the rest of the epistle, it contains some hard facts, conspiracy theories, fallacies and is a bit divisive but stll interesting! But I need cash not controversy! Read and bone!

2 old soldiers wey never die or tire to dey scam small pikins

Softy0709:
Hello good people, please i need ur candid advice, I have been in this relationship for 5yrs now, but there has always been a major problem, my boyfriend cages me, Anytime I tell him I'm going for an occassion(weddings,birthdays,e.t.c)or to my family members place he always insists I should not go and when I ask why he will always scold me and tell me I have no right to 'ask him why'. Normally I'm an introvert, but he makes matters worse, I have no friends, nobody at all. I'm at the verge of leaving that relationship. He even tells me sometimes that when we get married, I wouldn't work, when anybody calls me on phone he will tell me to put the call on loudspeaker, he is hot tempered, I don't even know how I survived 5yrs with him. Currently we are not in talking terms because I violated his order by going out for a training and not coming back home at the time he said I should. Please i just need your advice because I don't even have anybody to talk to. Thanks and have a Blessed day!

Well, maybe if you are a lioness, a gorilla or any sort of wild animal! In that case he may need to cage you in order to protect the public!

Wetin dey worry dis one?

Wetin da _fuck be dis?

Fatty bum bums don suffer for dis o.p hand!


Abeg where my 'orobor biatches' is at make una come defend una honour?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Okay guys, there's this guy that I met few months back keeps making all sorts of excuses to avoid taking me to a restaurant to eat out.

We only hang out at his house or my house for weeks now and he only talks about se.x and nothing more. He even asked me for se.x and I have declined every time.

I initiated the discussion about us going to eat out at a restaurant last week and we both agreed to go this Friday. Now, he's making excuses about being busy on that day even though he usually works at night and has the whole day off. He has now rescheduled our eating out appointment until May.

But he wants me to take him out for some reason. mean what kind of man wants his lady to take him out first.

I'm getting tired of this nonsense. I feel like my time is being wasted, what do you think?[/color]

Maybe he does not want to be seen in public dining with an _idiot!!!!


Don't blame him!

Dis azubuike sef?

Mumu............

Ehn? Make I click wetin?

Maka why?

Oshio be like who dey think of how to get more hypertension medicine and viagra while lara be like who dey calculate cash wey she dey expect for her account!

Chai! Tompolo go don mess as him hear dis latest sour story! "Owu-polo"..........

Make dem pay up abeg! I think dem sabi collect tithe and offering every sunday? Cash go full the church account! If not as dem dey like to tell their congregation...."god will make a way"!

After how many days have passed? A place that he should have visited a day after the carnage?


The incompetence of naija leaders is just amazing!

gohome:

Are these prices from your fathers shop? Because even for abuja wey buhari siddon put, na 10 cad I still dey use shack water!

Tell your father to stop being a 'shylock' abeg!

Expired politician waxes lyrical about his frustrations!

Chai! See owing? Na him my nigga toks wan kill me with stress because of small N150k wey I dey owe am?



In fact toks, na till dem pass budget I go fit pay you mbok? Bagger!!!