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Politics › Re: Arms Scam: Buhari's Right Hand Man Arrested By The EFCC by funlord(m): 7:39am On Jan 07, 2016
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This thread resemble that "eyin omo wobe" thread from last year!!!
Crime › Re: BIAFRA: I Got N150,000 To Install Radio Biafra Transmitter – Suspect by funlord(m): 7:28am On Jan 07, 2016
See the money? After when you tell them that most of their so called IPOB youth and their _moronic leader are poverty stricken _twats them go begin bark like dog wey dem wan amputate him leg! Nonsense!!!
Politics › Re: Anenih Lied, I Didn’t Receive Up To N63m From Him- Yakassai by funlord(m): 10:17pm On Jan 06, 2016
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Look at how all these shameless old fools are busy finger pointing, gossiping, blaming and denying each other like adulterous market women! Pathetic!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:22pm On Jan 06, 2016
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Nubian113:
Have you been taking your pills huh


Gowi child no time for your play play so go play in traffic. angry
Chiam my doll? That's not you in your profile pic! What's the story? Or I'm calling the lawyers in!!!
Politics › Re: Metuh’s Arrest: Buhari Not Dictating To EFCC, Says FG by funlord(m): 2:58pm On Jan 06, 2016
angry

Why? Let him even dictate we no send! There is no need for tact when dealing with all those "yam eating goats from the last administration!"
Crime › Re: Commercial Driver Shot Dead In Ekiti This Morning.Graphic Pics by funlord(m): 12:49pm On Jan 06, 2016
PrinceEvolution:
u just won the an award MUMU HALL OF FAME..2016..ENJOY UR REIGN
Thanks! It was an honour receiving the award from "your father the outgoing king"! He represented the throne well!!!
Crime › Re: Commercial Driver Shot Dead In Ekiti This Morning.Graphic Pics by funlord(m): 12:46pm On Jan 06, 2016
MrImole:
STOP DISGRACING YOUR RACE AND PARENTS BOY.
Homosexual stalker you have been noticed! Now _fuck off back into oblivion kid!!!
Rap Battles › Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poets[2015]-Grand Finale- Llaykorn Vs Jason21|**| by funlord(m): 11:13am On Jan 06, 2016
cool

Good final showing from both chaps! Its also been a great tournament overall in my opinion and I hope to see this level of class, maturity, concepts and rhymes maintained in this section in 2016!

No need for any sort of extensive critique about these 2 guys final poems because they were both solid and they are both certified 'hip hop poets' already and understand the 'p game' in and out! Alas their must always emerge a victor @ every theatre of war so kudos to whoever comes 2nd!



MVGT; JASON21!!!
Politics › Re: Ffk Writes Pmb An Open Letter: Impunity And The Enthronement Of Tyranny by funlord(m): 9:27am On Jan 06, 2016
angry
abduljabbar4:
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You no dey SHAME?

**spits**
Politics › Re: Why Members Of PDP Are Mostly Arrested In The Ongoing Fight Against Corruption by funlord(m): 9:24am On Jan 06, 2016
undecided shocked angry sad
koboko69:
I have read read many criticisms following the present war on corruption by President Buhari. Many are claiming it is paybay time / pilitical witch hunt. Before such conclusions are made we all need to understand that the ongoing investigations by the EFCC and DSS on the Dansuki gate saka and Money Laundering is at the Federal level.

The immediate past government was headed by the People's Democratic Party. It is expected that benefactors of the Largesse will be mostly members of the political party in power or friends and allies of the past government hence the main reason why most of the people being quizzed and arrested are members/benefactors of PDP.

This should settle the question that "does it mean all members of the APC are saints"
No, Mr president can't start probing each states funds. Being that most of the members of APC had access to loot only state funds of where they were in power. It is the duty of present state governors to investigate and prosecute whoever is found wanting be it APC member or PDP member.

Dansuki have been in custody and would have mentioned any APC benefactor of his Largesse. Let we Nigerians support the present fight against corruption irrespective of political affiliations. These people disregarded the rule of law and Constitution when stealing our common wealth but will always want the rule of law and constitution to save them when being hunted.

If Olisah Metu or FFK are benefactors of Dansuki gate, they should assemble a team of good lawyers to defend their case.

May God bless Nigeria!
Crime › Re: Commercial Driver Shot Dead In Ekiti This Morning.Graphic Pics by funlord(m): 9:15am On Jan 06, 2016
sad

Ekiti? This state of "quack profs" are always keeping it "gangsta" down there!
Anyway even their governor na "area" so its not suprising!
Politics › Re: Anenih Writes EFCC On How He Shared N260m by funlord(m): 8:01am On Jan 06, 2016
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So Dis "old wizard" sef is now being "wizard hunted?" Baban barawo!!!
Politics › Re: Buhari Didn’t Withdraw 2016 Budget, Say Presidency by funlord(m): 7:52am On Jan 06, 2016
angry
mazzi:
How much again is bubu going to spend buying monkeys and rabbits?



Bubu should not border wasting our money cause we have many zombies that can do the same work as those monlkeys and rabbits on nairaland grin
Please me and this olodos parents have tried for years to cure him of his psychotic ways of expressing himself and to change his ways but it seems the curse on his destiny is quite strong!

Viewers should assist us in treating his condition by giving the baboon a public shaming! "Kindly click like if you think he made no sense or share if you believe he has a point!"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Arab Asylum Seekers Rape Scores Of Women In Germany On New Years Eve by funlord(m): 7:43am On Jan 06, 2016
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These hopeless ragheads don come again? Or did dey tell them that the 77 virgins they so desire have been delivered to germany and were ready for testing? Fools!
Politics › Re: PDP Chieftain Olisa Metuh Spends First Night In EFCC Cell by funlord(m): 1:49am On Jan 06, 2016
tongue smiley


From steaming chicken and chips to cold beans and icy opa levels featuring u.n approved mosquitos? But Metu maka why?
Politics › Re: APC Warns Against Insulting Buhari, Government Officials - Premiumtimes by funlord(m): 8:52pm On Jan 03, 2016
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asEdeyHOT:
E dey pain am

grin grin
Abeg once you begin upload those "michael kerosene laptop and family shots" wey him bin snap for near okija shrine tag me abeg! I never laff well this year yet!
Rap Battles › Re: |**|NL-King-Of-Poets[2015]-Grand Finale- Llaykorn Vs Jason21|**| by funlord(m): 8:40pm On Jan 03, 2016
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Politics › Re: Settling My Political Scores With Charix by funlord(m): 8:03pm On Jan 03, 2016
angry
cramjones:
Dear Charix,

I don't know what your real name is, but I thought it would be a fair game to call you out and settle a score as we progress into the new year. It has come to my attention severally that you look for where ever I make a thread or comment and quote my moniker stating "I like this old troll". I have reeled out such important topics whose ideas contained therein has the ability of changing Nigeria for good, however, your obnoxious spamming of my threads creates a diminished perception of its importance to outside readers.

You do not do this to only one or two threads, but you do it to all. It is annoying to say the least, and you violate 2 fundamental nairaland rules that makes you liable to be banned. It is surprising that no moderator has noticed this and none has banned you from politics despite the flagrant and crass disrespect and disregard for Nairaland's set of decorum and rules. I will tell you this - it is not funny anymore, and moving into the new year I won't tolerate it. All necessary moderators have been informed, and if you don't listen you could be banned till the rest of the year.

This would be my last warning. I won't say more than this again!

-CramJones


Seun, lalasticlala, ishilove, obinoscopy - This guy violates these two rules all the time on ALL my threads, and I am surprised no one has banned him? Can you kindly take necessary action against this charix guy?

18. Don't spam the forum by posting the same content over and over, to avoid being terminated.

11. Don't create distracting posts e.g. posts in giant fonts or ALL CAPS or with silly gifs.


-CramJones
I actually HATE this old troll!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:27pm On Jan 03, 2016
MAKES SENSE?


"We get to January and they suddenly need a striker, But how many goals has Mane scored
this season? 3 in the league. You wouldn't look at him and say traditionally he's a United player based on that record. The policy has just become a bit of a disaster. It's panic, panic, panic."


"Every transfer window we come to, there
doesn't seem to be any proper plan. It's 'oh,
we'll try and sign Neymar, we'll try and sign
Gareth Bale and actually they end up with
Schneiderlin and Schweinsteiger."


"It's just a disaster, and you can see it coming
with this transfer window again. Who knows
what Anderson will be like when he comes over to England? It's just all over the place."


"There's something much deeper wrong at
United. It's structurally wrong that the coach
and buying policy don't appear to be integrated together, The coach and the club
don't seem to quite know how to get out of the post-Ferguson era."


"To me it looks like a club searching for an
identity and trying to navigate its way out of
this iconic manager they had. On the one hand, they do need to sign players because they're not achieving. But on the other, they've spent an awful lot of money since Van Gaal has been there. It's not like he's been starved of money."


"You might go back and say, 'why did he let rvp go, why did he let Chicharito go? Rvp was in the autumn of his career, clearly Chicharito is embarrassing him now. I'm sure they will try and get Mane and add to that forward line, they will probably add a midfielder. But he's had the pick of his buys so it can't just be the solution."



Matt Law and Rob Draper...Sky sports!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
undecided
ChristineC:
It's not like Manchester United have always paraded the best legs in every position. There have been Fortune, Kleberson, Brown, Bebe, etc
Quite true! Its just like when chelsea was also parading abysmal legs in various positions such as those of "kezman, shevchenko, fernando torres, gael kakuta, falcao, sideshow bob, robert huth, luis filipe, winston bogarde, khalid bhoularouz etc"!!!
Romance › Re: Reasons To Date Only Light Skinned Guys by funlord(m): 6:37pm On Jan 03, 2016
angry
MarryMeee:
Unless your want to end up like babe3, you should invest your time in light skinned guys.
I warned you about the effects of drinking excess _sperm! Now see what it has finally done to your logic? Sorry oh!!!
Romance › Re: Never Knew She's A Lez by funlord(m): 6:33pm On Jan 03, 2016
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joliyp:
am really so sad about. my friend who just opened up to me that she is a lez and really want to stop !!!! she has been my gud friend and good advicer on relationship ,never knew she is a lez her hatred for men I always tout was due to only galz school we both attended






how do I make her stop this act ? bashing and reasonable comments allowed
Bring that lesbo skank to me for some intense private consultations!

You can also join us too because 3 is not a crowd during my sessions!!!
Romance › Re: I Feel Her Pvssy Is No Longer As Sweet As When We Jus Started D8n by funlord(m): 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2016
shocked
jonaifame22:
I don't know maybe I'm the one jus making things up cos have been fvckn and svckn dis same pvssy for 2 years now or it is really what I feel, cos 2 years when i put my dicck in2 her pvssy before 4-5min I'll release cos of the sweetness, and I'll always tease her afterwards same ,dami ur pvssy is so sweet did u normally sleep in a sugar cane plantation,buh now it's no more like dat, I spend more time on her now, buh I don't normally miss my astleast 2 rounds even if she's ina hurry,she sef know!,
NL cld the problem be wth me? Or do I need to taste others to know maybe all pvssy's worldwide have gone sour? Mature advice needed pls!
Too bad! Because your biatches _pussy still feels pretty wet and good to me!






Sincerely yours, 'that her uncle!!!'
Romance › Re: How To Flirt Effectively: Beginners Hand Pamphlet by funlord(m): 6:20pm On Jan 03, 2016
cry
Cutehector:
I'v got a PH.D
Yes! In "getting rejected"!
Romance › Re: 10 Most Ugliest Ladies On Nairaland by funlord(m): 6:10pm On Jan 03, 2016
lipsrsealed
MrsPhyno:
OP it's either "Ugliest" or "Most Ugly", not "Most Ugliest"
Let's "do it" once more or I'm releasing those nudes of you after 'creaming'! Don't test me!
Romance › Re: Neighbor Is Angry Because I Didn't Park My Car Next To Her Son? by funlord(m): 5:59pm On Jan 03, 2016
angry
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my female neighbor doesn't seem happy because I didn't park my car next to her son.[/color]
New Year Olodo Rabata!!!
Politics › Re: Osama Bin Laden Is Still Alive – Edward Snowden (EX-CIA) by funlord(m): 5:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
undecided
New Year Nonsense!!!
Politics › Re: An Open Letter To Seun(nairaland's CEO) And His Team. by funlord(m): 5:53pm On Jan 03, 2016
sad
Tundeiab:
I have been a registered member of this WONDERFUL Forum since 2012. There is hardly a day I don't grace nairaland with my presence.

I have lost count of the number of people whom i introduced to nairaland who are now registered members.

I believe many people are in THESAME scenario as myself.

I don't know if it an oversight on the part of SEUN and his team, but I feel a great deal of burden to point this out.

I BELIEVE THE RIGHT THING FOR SEUN AND HIS TEAM TO DO IS TO OPEN A THREAD THANKING NAIRALANDERS FOR MAKING THIS FORUM WHAT IT IS TODAY.

Members go to every length to source for interesting stories just so they can make front page.

I smile when I see people type FTC any time they are the first to comment on a front page topic. It's not because they are jobless, but because of the love they have for this forum.

I AM NOT ASKING SEUN TO PAY US FOR OUR LOVE AND COMMITMENT FOR HIS FORUM. ALL WHAT I ASK FOR IS A "THANK YOU" THREAD FROM SEUN AT THE END OF EVERY YEAR SO WE HIS LOYAL MEMBERS COULD FEEL APPRECIATED.

Thanks and God bless for I know you will take corrections.

Cc: lalasticlala.
I doubt if seun go even send you! Anyway you get an a for effort!
Nairaland General › Re: The New Cheat Method Employed By Filling Stations by funlord(m): 5:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
angry
Fuel palaver is never ending in nigeria!!!
Politics › Re: APC Warns Against Insulting Buhari, Government Officials - Premiumtimes by funlord(m): 5:42pm On Jan 03, 2016
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I see carnage brewing between politically confused apes on this thread!!!



**continues sipping kunu mixed with henny**
Rap Battles › Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by funlord(m): 5:29pm On Jan 03, 2016
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www.nairaland.com/2838818/error/2
Cc: Airmark!

You get my point about the pikin now?

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