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Politics › Re: A Well Deserve Slap To Biafran Agitators!!! by funlord(m): 3:58pm On Dec 30, 2015
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Nobody would even care if it turns out to be true. The chap is nothing but a bloody coward!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:13pm On Dec 30, 2015
huh


STRANGEST SHOTS FIRED TODAY;


“I didn’t know Neil Lennon but saw his face and
have always hated him, He was at Celtic and I was at Rangers and the two clubs were at war with each other. He is a dickhead and I’ve never liked him. At the end of the Liverpool-Celtic game in the
UEFA Cup he asked me for my shirt but I never
gave it to him. I would still not give him it today.”


“Steven Gerrard is a great club player but an
egotist as well. He didn’t care about Liverpool winning, all that mattered for him was getting on the scoresheet. The person I would least want to spend Christmas with is Jamie Carragher. I hate him. He was the biggest turkey I’ve seen on a pitch. I found him useless.”



El hadji diouf....football365.com!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:53pm On Dec 30, 2015
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Eastbay:
Go and sit down.

So calling people hyena, judging yourself as winner among all your gaffes gives you the impression that you are making any iota of sense to anybody,yourself inclusive?

If you can't tell me what I don't know, then stop quoting me. how hard can that be to a simpleton like you?

Park well jare. Next thing you know your gutter-mouthed sidekick will join in with his incoherent bollocks.
Furious OAU boys advice!!!

Politics › Re: REVEALED! N850m Was Paid Into Buhari Access Bank Account – Dasuki by funlord(m): 4:49pm On Dec 29, 2015
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asadike:
with this abuses, i now know d TRIBE U CAME FROM. am gonna ignore u coz u are not man enough. when u GROW A DICK let me know but for now i repeat, u are not man enough.
By their words you can always decipher them! "Ethnically confused oloshos"! Abeg swerve smally!
Politics › Re: REVEALED! N850m Was Paid Into Buhari Access Bank Account – Dasuki by funlord(m): 3:59pm On Dec 29, 2015
asadike:
another smelly mouth spotted. fabricated or not, what i put down remains. some idi.ots are actually good in quoting people who doesnt give a damn about them.
You are pained because I have pointed out your brain dead _stupidity to you? I like that! But I'm sure by now you are used to people pointing out your _moronic behaviour to you on a daily basis!

You can't even afford a damn to give since you are nothing but a local, _retarded, ignorant, poverty stricken nobody! No wonder your folks spit on the ground whenever you walk into their home! Beast of burden!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:51pm On Dec 29, 2015
cool
elampiro:
Chikena!

THE BOLDED IS THE OBVIOUS REASON WHY WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHO WE CREDIT WITH WINNING A TROPHY FOR A TEAM. Bale was EPL player of the year in 2012/13 but he couldn't have won the title for Tottenham in 5 more attempts.

There are some matches Ronaldo won for us between 2007/2008, for instance when he took the ball from when past markers one by one and entered the box to slot in from a solo effort all the way from nearly half line. Messi did same for Barca again and again. Maradona for Argentina and Napoli. Pele for Brazil and his local club etc.

Players like Inzaghi, RVP, Chicharito just wait to be fed, and when they score 25 goals, SOME SAY THEY WON THE LEAGUE? In a team that was already capable of wining the league. HOW CAN ANYONE SAY THAT?

Suarez and Sturridge still good small, they can make things happen outside the box and score from such moves.
www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/10011659/Manchester-United-manager-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-hails-Robin-van-Persie-as-the-new-Eric-Cantona.html



www.theguardian.com/football/2013/apr/23/alex-ferguson-robin-van-persie-goal

www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/alex-ferguson-hails-robin-van-persie-impact-as-manchester-united-wrap-up-premier-league-title-8583818.html


"He has made a fantastic contribution to our season. In terms of impact he has as big as an impact as anyone I can imagine. Cantona was an incredible impact player and I have been very, very lucky, I have had some fantastic strikers right through, probably 10 great strikers at the club.

"I think we had an expectation. His performance
for Arsenal last year was sensational and I
remember Arsene saying to me 'he's a better
player than you think' when we concluded the deal
and I think he was right. He's in his mature years and winning the league meant the world to him."

"It was a goal of the century for me. It was a marvellous hit, head down, over the ball, perfect timing, a magnificent strike. He's been unbelievable, his early form in the first six months was fantastic. He had the spell where he didn't score but he was unbelievable tonight."



SIR ALEX FERGUSONS WORDS after the same RVP had just scored a hat trick to finally guarantee the title! Now compare the context of his words in relation to your bolded arguments!

No wonder the only person that normally gets you is that further maths guy! 'Great Analyst' my ass! Give it a rest bro! With all due respect YOU KNOW LITTLE!!!
Politics › Re: REVEALED! N850m Was Paid Into Buhari Access Bank Account – Dasuki by funlord(m): 3:19pm On Dec 29, 2015
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asadike:
I guess d super Daura President never knew that his witch hunting will one day backfire on him. anyways, any buhari that wants to dasukilise me in dis coming year, i say die by fire, oya die die die in jesus name. lol
Are you so _stupid that you cannot tell that it is a fabricated story from a crap site? ASADULLARD should actually be your name!
Politics › Re: Obanikoro Replies Sahara Reporters by funlord(m): 3:06pm On Dec 29, 2015
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ernesty20:
ANY NEWS FROM SAHARA REPORTERS IS FAKE.





Today is my birthday, show me love, my people
Based on your moronic 1st line, all you actually deserve today is hatred and flogging!

Unhappy birthday to you motherfucker!
Politics › Re: Obanikoro Replies Sahara Reporters by funlord(m): 2:59pm On Dec 29, 2015
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This thread no get nafdac number!
Politics › Re: The Suicide Belt Used By Boko Haram Insurgents - Photo by funlord(m): 2:50pm On Dec 29, 2015
yomi007k:
Wud u lik 2 hv one for ur girl ds yultide season?


I'm sure u'll BLOW her away with that. grin
Sorry, any _bitch that _fucks with the lord prefers to live! Too much enjoyment!!!
Politics › Re: How Nairaland Is Getting It All Wrong by funlord(m): 2:46pm On Dec 29, 2015
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See this 1 wan form activist? Mynd44 loading!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Fuel Tanker Currently On Fire At Lekki Toll Gate... See Photos by funlord(m): 2:41pm On Dec 29, 2015
angry
Xposer:
A truck is currently ablaze at Lekki tool gate in Lagos. The cause of the fire is unknown. Officials are waiting for the arrival of men of the fire service to quell the situation....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/fuel-tanker-currently-on-fire-at-lekki.html
So what? Or is the "tanker a politician"! This section sef na wa!!!
Politics › Re: The Suicide Belt Used By Boko Haram Insurgents - Photo by funlord(m): 2:22pm On Dec 29, 2015
undecided
Looks like a female gucci pouch!
Politics › Re: Armsgate: All Those Found Guilty Will To Go Jail – Buhari by funlord(m): 11:54am On Dec 29, 2015
angry
You sure?
Politics › Re: Radio Biafra Transmitters Installed On MTN Masts —FG by funlord(m): 11:24am On Dec 29, 2015
shocked
Flyoruboy:
The million dollar question is who is the saboteur that snitched on Kanu and his gang about the location of the transmitters? ? huh "IPODS" need to smoke out the saboteur in their midst. undecided
IPODS? Na by playing jams dem go take find the saboteur?
Celebrities › Re: Vic O Was Left Stranded At Olamide's Concert, Bouncers Prevented Him Entrance by funlord(m): 10:23am On Dec 29, 2015
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See bouncing? Next time don't try to gate crash when you are a nobody ok?
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Resorts To Publicity Stunts When Her New Album Fail by funlord(m): 10:17am On Dec 29, 2015
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Tiwa is facing some savage sales!
Family › Re: Help,my Friend Wants To Kill His Father! by funlord(m): 9:51am On Dec 29, 2015
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Greenbullet:
my teenage friend age 17 wants to kill his father because of the constant abuse inflicted on him ,last night he showed me his stomach,lo and behold ,it was burned by his father with an iron !!!!!! just for not putting water in the radiator of his car.I don't know what to tell my friend. please I need your advice. note:this is not a joke
.cc:lalasticlala,aminat508.
Na una sabi! The killers!!!
Politics › Re: Why Lai Mohammed Must Be Fired Immediately, By Femi Aribisala by funlord(m): 9:20am On Dec 29, 2015
angry
Worst thread ever!
Politics › Re: Why Musiliu Obanikoro Ran Away by funlord(m): 9:18am On Dec 29, 2015
angry
I wonder who gives a _fuck apart from goodluck joe?
Romance › Re: She Now Talks Dirty During lovemaking by funlord(m): 9:01am On Dec 29, 2015
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jonaifame22:
My gf now talks dirty during sex,and dis is something she never used to do,I'm wondering where she learnt this new act from cos I'm not enjoying it at all,
After the 70 days break we had due to church activities this new behaviour came up.
First all she'll decline sex wheneva I ask for it when she now finally agrees, she'll strt saying, baby keep fvckn me,pls don't stop, promise me u won't leave me, fvck me hard,press my butt,
I've been keeping silent since buh she doesn't know wat I'm pondering,pls people wat cld be the cos of this new feat?
Sorry boy! Its all my fault! Had to teach your _bitch a few things while you were unavailable! She also now does girls in addition to _sperm sipping! Good luck with finding a new boo!
Politics › Re: Ask Efcc To Leave Tompolo Alone, Ex-militants Beg Buhari by funlord(m): 8:53am On Dec 29, 2015
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NEVER!!!




**in ibro magus voice**
Politics › Re: Kaduna APC Suspends Senator Shehu Sani For 11 Months by funlord(m): 8:50am On Dec 29, 2015
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See head abeg?
Politics › Re: How Biafra Radio Chief Kanu Was Arrested In Lagos, By DSS by funlord(m): 8:44am On Dec 29, 2015
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So the useless coward was going by an alias? I thought he was feeling brave like 'rambo' before!
Culture › Re: The Travails of the Igbo - by an Urhobo Writer!! by funlord(m): 8:40am On Dec 29, 2015
undecided
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by funlord(m):
SHORT INTRO:


Legendary wit, once activated always drives NL's viewing-public insane


Piercing through fake _fucks or foes just like a syringe does to a vein


The method to my madness is prompt as 'dhl ', ensuring I consistently deliver them pain!



My minds power turns my pen into a _penis and its ink the _sperm


That's why I birth flows like a pregnant woman that's in her last term



Script in a lush type of prose mixed with acerbic nouns that burn


Titanium bars, morbid metaphors and cremated slang that belong in an urn!



Rolling with the lords good for your health but could also lead to your demise



So beware mans customs and traditions cause their premise is usually founded on lies!




Work in progress.............
Celebrities › Re: Ghanian Artiste, Wisa, Displays His Manhood Live On Stage [PICS] by funlord(m): 2:44pm On Dec 28, 2015
grin grin Lmao.............
Politics › Re: Can Biafra Be Achieved Through Referendum? by funlord(m): 2:10pm On Dec 28, 2015
angry
adgorwell:
On Kanu’s arrest and continued detention by the Directorate of State Service (DSS), my new friend brought out the traditional pro-Biafran argument of “marriage incompatibility”. He argued: if a marriage is no longer working, the best solution is to part ways or divorce peacefully. For my friend Charles, he told me, he didn’t witness the war, but bloodshed is way out of the cards as far as achieving “self-determination” for Biafra is concerned. He argued that the solution is just too simple. The solution he proposed is for Nigeria to conduct a United Nations (UN) supervised referendum to decide the future of Biafrans.

I made him realise that I am not really against Biafra as such, although he found this difficult to believe. I informed him that what I am against is the fact that the agitations by people like Kanu is only filled with political opportunism, which the President Jonathan administration represented. I quoted Carl von Clausewitz, the great Prussian general, in his classic On War, where he writes, “Everything is very simple in war, but the simplest thing is difficult. These difficulties accumulate and produce a friction, which no man can imagine exactly who has not seen war.”
CONTINUE READING ON...
http://olalekanadigun.com/can-biafra-be-achieved-through-a-referendum-by-olalekan-waheed-adigun/
Continue reading wetin? You must finish what you started oh!
Politics › Re: I’ll Make Sure Arms Fund Thieves Are Jailed – President Buhari by funlord(m): 2:04pm On Dec 28, 2015
angry
I will believe it only when I see it popping!!!
Politics › Re: Refineries To Operate Full Capacity In 3 Months – Kachikwu by funlord(m): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
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Cool story bro.................
Politics › Re: See What Happens If Nigeria Does It Like China (pic) - Cramjones by funlord(m): 1:53pm On Dec 28, 2015
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cramjones:
You are such a pathetic idiot. No matter how an idiot tries to sound intelligent, he/she will always be an idiot. Bro you can't give what you don't have. Enjoy being an idiot and stay off my thread, it is not meant for idiotic brains.

-CramJones
Gaddemit!!! Haba jones...........lmfao!!!

Politics › Re: Igbo (IPOB) Divide And Rule Mentality Is Becoming Annoying to we south south by funlord(m): 1:32pm On Dec 28, 2015
cool

Let me park here and watch how a bunch of ethnically confused jingoists and nobodies engage themselves in a display of crass ignorance, racism, xenophobia, falsehood, misinformation, mild psychosis and putrid banter all for my viewing pleasure this fine afternoon!



**sips kunu**

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