₦airaland Forum

KingRaoul:
oboy I will die today. I think its everyone they mess with, ogun go kill me, a beast with no brain. I will die miserably this year, nothing I do will prosper. since I want to make people feel bad about themselves i will stalk people better than me day and night, i will swear upon my parents cursed life i will fight myself with words and spirituality till i fall and die. I have no target in and till my life is over i will use myself as a scapegoat

See painment! Sorry your life is a mess apeshite! The truth is bitter!

See handkerchief! Now cry and die! Lmfao!!!

Just call it "OLEGATE" since they were all a bunch of bloody thieves!!!

Rotex baba! Carry go! Its never easy being a "boss" but you must still "roll hard"! I should know!!!

WORD!

"Memphis should concentrate fully on football. It would be a shame if someone like Memphis is going to be wasted because of all this side stuff. He has to make sure they talk about the footballing Memphis. He has to accept criticism like a man and get on with his job as a footballer."


"Don't be satisfied so easily, if you get 3 chances and you only score once, you have to accept that you really did not play well. At this level, that is not good enough. If you get 1 chance, you must put pressure on yourself to convert that 1 chance. That is what the game is about at this level."


"He was voted as 1 of the worst buys of 2015 and is already being viewed as a bad buy in england. I am a fan of him and still have faith in him, but he has to start doing something with that label. He possesses many qualities, is still young and has time to show his class in the Premier League. Before that, he should remain low key outside football. You must not turn up in a brand new Rolls Royce and a new Hummer at the training ground when you have not been performing."



Rudd Gullit.............Daily Mail!!!

chrisley024:
I've always wanted Diego and I still do. Very few managers can motivate players like he does and he knows how to balance his attack and defence. His style will be fit for epl. I'd take him after Pep.

He seems to be a great motivator of players but also seems to have an affinity for his teams to play defensive rugged football!

Anyway I don't think the 'pep thing' would work out since the man city board is intent on throwing massive amounts of cash his way than anyone else, the board may not also want a repeat of the snub he gave us when he joined bayern the other time so may opt to steer clear!

Penisinpenisout:
You didnt have to reply you know? Retard

Find a fellow _moron such as yourself to quote next time okay child? Now swerve _fucktard!!!

SUNDAY ROUNDTABLE;


Will athletico madrids coach "diego simeone" be a good fit @ man united? He is currently on a short list of coaches that the board are considering IF van gaal is to be replaced! Opinions required!




P.S: abeg all this confused opta kids, jamaican cow rustlers and wazza _cock smokers should stay on topic and not derail the discourse for once!

Tallesty1:
I hope you are not rushing to gray rape someone.


Most grey rapes happened on Sunday y'know.

No chance for grey, white or black rape due to my straffing technique!

I only pound female asses from the back, so if the biatch does not co-operate by positioning the booty for me then i can't penetrate that section in peace!



**zooms out again**

Pained o.p! Nonsense!!!

KingRaoul:
i am 24. i am 6ft. i am goodlooking (people say i look like 2face idibia). i have no job. i have no certificate. i have no skill. i have no talent. i am a sociopath and a narcissist and worse of all a chronic pervert. i constantly dream of sniffing girls pants. everytime i go out people think i am this cool goodlooking guy they dont know my pervert nature is killing me. i have driven 80% of my friends away cuz i am scared they will see my through nature and its too embarassing. i dont believe in God cuz i love science so much and its theories that are so well proven and explained. i have had so many chances to date but cuz of my nature, i just find reasons to push the girl away cuz im scared of her knowing what i truly am. is this how i am going to get married? who will marry me like this and i dont even like the idea of marriage it irks me. is this how i will get a job? when i will spend 90% of time in the office fantasizing about girls panties and other things i cant even say. i have been a pervert since 2005 its been 11 years now that i have been this way. i masturbate everyday i cant help it. i am a fineboy on the outside but a monster inside and it hurts me that people dont know my pain. they think i have an amazing life as they do every goodlooking person. i am lazy too, reason why i couldnt graduate , been to 3 universities always dropping out because i cant stand stress. pls WHAT AM I? i wouldnt wish my life on my worse enemy...pls advice me. this is not a joke i need help and guidiance.

Easy answer to your bolded question!

You are an "attention seeking lying dumb _fuck!". Shalom!!!

Rapists thread! No fun here at all!




**Zooms out**!!!

Are nudes allowed?


Cc: Seun, Babe3 & Coogar!

bigkesh:
Isn't it just classless and plain Stupid to chant the name of a manager who has never managed your team??.......Add to the fact that he just left your rivals.....



This team is soo desperate..... no standard or class

"Frustrated, sad, bitter, relegation threatened, pained, chelshit mong spotted"!!!

StrawberryCream:
Decker don ans now .. Thats the right ans

Happy new year

Decker na Lady? Abeg we want to hear from females only!

Same to you! Lol..........

unibenstudent1:
Help,what do i do

See this bloody liar? You wey the babe tell me say dey carry "indomie for trouser"!!!

All my ladies! Answer na!!!

Vanquay:
Recently, the Olamide v. Don Jazzy saga is all over Nairaland FP like a Bitvh on heat. I dont listen to Nigerian music as the accent puts me off but i do like the Beats and the occasional Wizkid song. Back to the matter.'

Some idiots are already carrying the matter for head and ranting all over their social medias as if theres a nice reward for their incoherent jargons. Are Nigerians this jobless or maybe because its a weekend

The case that amazed me most are the Niggas on FP who are claiming to erase their songs off their playlist...like WTF? Is it the actions that make you determine if the song is good enough for you or the actual music production, lyrics and quality...like seriously WTF?...Really Nigga...Bruh

"Foreign Frustrated Idiot" spotted!

Wtf?

lifeisabitch:
Does it mean you are deeply in love with her and can marry her or it doesn't mean anything

It means 'HOPE DEY' for the smally!

"No assets"? "No fura containers?"Which kind homies go wan toast this 1 sef? Unless bisexuals or _tranny lovers!!!

Airforce1:
I've been hearing/reading lot of stories about fuel subsidy removal but I don't know what and how it's removal is gonna affect my daily life.

I need an enlightenment please because fuel pump price is still N95 here in Ikeja.

Cc lalasticlala, mynd44.

2016? Still no album? But worried about oil industry politics? SMH!!!

NO! Ebele jonathan holds that record!!

No be small frying go get that chicken!!! 1000 degrees!

No one takes this '_moron' called 'ffk' seriously anyway so what's the point of this epistle of trash?

Which type of advise do you give to a man that has been happily married to an "olosho" for 10 years?

Chaii choii chaii!!! No wonder dollars bin come scarce @ 1 point? These motherfuckers were balling men!

Nonsense like this only "trends" amongst "fools, -sperm drinkers, olodos, oloshos, wailers and apes"!

Who cares? Queues still plenty around naija!!!

2ruink:
Presidential media chat or other means of communication between a country's president and the electorate who sent him into an executive office to serve and be served are held frequently in countries where the president truly belongs to everybody.

In Nigeria, access to Mr. President is seemingly once a year under the present Apc led-government. And the president himself, from all indication, has grown soft in the head. This can easily be noticed from his answers to every question thrown at him which depicts a man who largely lives in yesteryear.

May you get sense in 2016 in order to stop creating senseless threads!!!!

Why does this party enjoy disgrace?