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Just do it!


"PMB Nike"!!!

Naija judges be like.."We object ooh?"!!!

lyntiffany:
now tell me how certain you are that he is Igbo?

Because I know the criminals brother!



Meanwhile why don't you forget about dis useless rapist and concentrate on getting to know your lord a little bit better?

lilzcee:
Being single is dope, i have my reasons, no girl is worth it, because the way u wooed her, she accepted is the way another guy will stop her, woo her and she will say yes, u as a maga will say i have finally have a girlfriend, i remember when i was 16 yrs, i dated a girl that was 19 yrs, she used my brain like sh¡t, she thinks i was 20 yrs, buh not knowing she was older than me, she taught me how to treat a girl, i was not romantic at all, she sat me down, taught me how to be romantic, buh anything with an advantage also goes with a disadvantage, we shared some good memories together, we also have some ups and down, she gave me her phone, and i gave her my own, i went through her phone, i was like WTF, she said he is my uncle, i gave her, her phone, collected mine, i told her later we will see later, from that moment i started avoiding her, then afterwards i told her is over between two of us, she was like, why i told her, i have been a fool for so long, just because u are older than me doesn't mean u gonna treat me like a sh¡t, i hang off the phone, blacklisted her, i avoided her, buh now am 18 going to 19 this yrs, i found it hard to date, i can't remember i thought about it apart from today, buh i think being single is dope

Nigga! Are you GAY?

Just asking yo!!!

Let the loot loving bastard pay his bail fee and go and find 'real work' to do for a living!






***chews amala flavoured gum**

lyntiffany:
May I remind you that okoji is an Edo name and not Igbo, silly bigot.

Mtchewwweeeee

E pain am! Okoji is used by both IGBO, EDO and even BENUE peeps!!!

Abi na your bros be dis? Lmfao!!!

metronaija:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-bXl60T_0psY/Vp4rf1S3vbI/AAAAAAAIC9E/IMQnltxN9RQ/s320/okoji.jpg[/img]
Jonah Okoji ,42, of south Manchester is wanted by Greater Manchester Police for a number of alleged rapes that took place in the Levenshulme area of Manchester between August 2011 and July 2014. He is also wanted for an incident of criminal damage linked to the rapes that occurred in July 2014. The police believe that Okoji - also known as Joe Helma - has possibly moved to Ireland.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/01/photonigerian-man-on-greater-manchester.html

cc: lalasticlala

This "jonah okoji" must be another useless ipob bastard that has decided to disgrace their utopian republic of riff raffs in another mans land as usual!

I trust the british police to teach him the meaning of "owu in the diaspora" once nabbed!

Does this 'goat' called "okupe" even know god?

Or na that "god of otumopor" wey all of them dey like swear to before them fit hold positions him dey refer to?



**sips gbegiri flavoured iced tea**

anonimi:
Were you on topic when you posted the comment below that I responded to







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Making a joke about the culprits named in the thread means to you that the lord was OFF TOPIC?



God must have lost a bet before he had to create you!





***Spits on the cankerworms skull***

anonimi:
No need for $10 million.
$300,000 will do and TWO SUVs to replace just one only that was damaged.
Bunch of bloody HYPOCRITES pretending to be sanctimonious saints while neglecting the work of governance to deliver on their campaign promises.
They can only fool their gullible zombie followers.


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Listen **** focus on the issue as regards the threads topic instead of quoting me to spit your useless pathetic brand of wailer/confused ipob propaganda cum jargon abeg!

Stick to the issue at hand or kindly swerve back to the gutters of otueke where your master resides and compare notes with him!!! Nonsense!

If you want them all to get well sharply? Just put a bag full of 10 million dollars in front of their hospital beds! The _idiots would instantly develop super human strength!

Bastards!!!

BeClever:
Today after the rumours of the arrest of some Chibok Girl Parent was making rounds, I decided to confirm the news from the source and the originator or the BBOG campaign.
Surprisingly, I discovered that Obiageli Ezekwesili has blocked my twitter account from viewing or following her twits..

I couldn't believe my eye at first.. thinking it was a technical error, I quickly placed a call to a friend whom I know follows her twits also, to my greatest surprise he too confirmed equally being blocked by her.

However, unlike me who has at one time criticized her Twitte saying she would deactivate her account this year, my friend said he never for once commented, retwitted or even Liked any of her twits, so he was equally surprised to have been blocked by her.


So, I decided to ask if anyone also had the same experience.. Or maybe this is her strategy/process or the steps towards the deactivation and finally abandoning the fight for the Chibok Girls even before any TANGIBLE news would be confirmed of them.

See this 1? If e pain you like that you can as well start your own campaign just like oby did!

You can call it "bring back oby's tweets"!!!







**continues sipping orange juice mixed with oha soup**

Another pathetic impotent ipob threat?
Abeg sharrap there! Dry rakers!!!

Dry raking from another inconsequential "ipob goat!!!"

Even reasonable igbo peeps don tire for their _stupid and embarrassing campaign!!!

Even the chap leading the movement is an embarrassment to the tribe! "Nnamdi kanu?" Even zik for like slap am if possible!

He went to submit the latest list of "yam choppers" to be dealt with for confirmation!!!

stupidity:
My main bae showed me the list of her new year resolution she wrote down on paper.
The most annoying and shocking one is;

""Sex with stupidity, once in a month""


Can you all imagine??

I confronted her, she said she doesn't want to be doing it all the time like we used to.

It used to be 2 to 3times daily. Morning before goin to work, at times during break at work I will rush home for a quickie, and every evening before bed. But now she wan just turn am to once in a month. She say e go be every last saturday of the month. I jux dey vex.

Maybe when you decide to stop being "a broke ass nigga" things will improve and you can then renegotiate the terms?



**keeps chewing egusi flavoured gum**

_Buttlicking remixed for 2016!!!!

Oh no! A thread like this can only end up in "gender based carnage"!!! Na to observe be that!!!!




**quietly sips green label mixed with kunu**

Consequences of having a "heart that beats only to the sound of corruption"! Good for nothing old bagger!!!

So that means the boy is also an ipob bastard? Just like his father? Lmfao!!!

Waste of funds! Make dem go meet deziani or ebele na!!!

Dear lord thank you for confusing our enemies the ram and the elf in 2016 by causing them to fire shots at their pathetic clubs and each other all in honour of the great man united!

AMEN!!!

Chaii! See as una do this german RAM abeg?

But why DAYO?



Lol!

comos:
It could be your uncle tomorrow. Lets protect and guide our democracy by allowing opposition to strive.

"Stealing government funds is not the work of the opposition in any sort of sane society!" Sorry to burst your bubble but my uncle can never be caught in such a web since he is not a THIEF!!!

_Fuck metu and his ilk! They are useless thieves!!!

Wike again? I thought he was still asleep?

isnovic:
Good news! Netflix is now available in Nigeria. Now you can enjoy TV shows & movies on your TV, computer, phone and tablet. Watch as much as you want, whenever you want. Plus, there are no ad.

What the _fuck?

comos:
I wonder what type of democracy we are operating today, where opposition party is been persecuted by all means.
where is the rule of law ? you kept the publicity secretary of the major opposition party in detention for more than 2 days,
what Interrogation or statement is he given out for such duration of time?
It was even reported that EFCC is waiting for order from Buhari before he will be released.
Did GEJ (PDP) melted such treatment to APC when he was there?
Nigeria will only grow stronger in Economy and politics when opposition are allow to strive else we end up like zimbabwe, North Korea, Gambia, e.t.c.

Who cares? Abi na your uncle?

Praying that "chairman magu" omits his corrupt ass from his " efcc goats of doom list"?

Abi na the soldier wey dey build planes?

Dem niggas just got served! That racist jewish guy dropped some science though! Truth is bitter!!!