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You really have to feel sorry especially for fayose's parents as well as the people of ekiti state!

Life can be cruel atimes! Chai!!!














**sadly sips ewedu and coke on ice**

Keketu:
concerning the recent rumour going around that superstar badboy keketu is romantically linked with a nairalander and that many lady complain that keketu dont ask them out , one wikipedia reporter decide to interview the popular player in his word he said '' it is true that many romancelander girl complain that i dont ask them out, but truth is im virgin and gay but there are few i like to date '' when asked he said who in partcular '' im to shy lol ''

In that case may the lord grant your anus a long and distinguished career in its service to various sized _cocks!

Now kindly _fuck off back into oblivion!

What an utterly _stupid question cum thread!






**passes hi grade weed back to jesus**

Wetin dis expired pdp fool dey yarn abeg? Who cares?

For allowing this thread last this long on this section, the mods of this section don't deserve their january salaries! Imagine?







**vomits in disgust in seun's office**

This jonathan sef?

See as the bagger do "wrong packing" for that 2nd picture? Abi the loot no reach to buy better boxers or pant for the _twat?

sanky346:
There are indications that the Peoples Democratic Party spokesman, Olisa Metuh, is being kept in a prison cell where financial scammers and those who had committed frauds were being held.

It was learnt that Metuh, who was remanded at the Kuje Prisons, Abuja on the order of a Federal High Court, was isolated from other awaiting trial inmates to protect him from being harmed.

Our correspondent learnt that the prison officers were also keeping a tight watch over him to prevent any foul play.

The court had on Tuesday granted the PDP chieftain bail over a seven-count charge of corruption, but he had yet to meet the bail conditions.

Less than 48 hours after, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on Thursday morning slammed a fresh two-count charge on him before Justice Ishaq Bello of the FCT High Court over attempt by the politician to destroy a confessional statement made to its operatives.

Sources said that the prison authorities usually isolate high profile inmates from other criminals who had committed violent offences like armed robbery, murder and other heinous crimes.

It was gathered that the prison authorities were following the standard laid down protocol in Metuh’s case by shielding him from violent inmates who could attack him at night.

The source further explained that Metuh had not been eating prison food, adding that he had made arrangement for his feeding, which he said was allowed.

A source said, “The prisons service has a standard procedure they follow when it comes to high profile inmates or VIP detainees as you call them. One, we don’t allow them to mix with other inmates for safety reason. Secondly, we don’t keep them in crowded cells, but they are kept with those who may have committed a similar offence or offences.

“In Metuh’s case, we are observing the same protocol; he is being held in a cell where people who had committed similar offences were being kept, that is, those who did not commit violent or capital crimes and we are keeping a serious watch over him to prevent any foul play.”

When asked if the prison service was giving Metuh special treatment, the Nigeria Prisons Service Public Relations Officer, Francis Enobore, said all inmates were treated fairly and equally, stressing that “there is no VIP treatment for anyone in prison custody.”

He said that Metuh like any inmate involved in a high profile criminal case, was kept with inmates who had allegedly committed similar offences, adding that this is according to laid down criteria in the prison system.

Enobore said, “When an inmate is brought to the prison, the age, criminal records and type of offence he committed are considered before we place him in a cell. When VIPs are sent to us, we isolate them from criminals who are in prison on account of violent offences like armed robbery, murder and other heinous crimes.

“We send them to a cell that houses people of similar offence record. We do what is called classification and this is according to laid down criteria. And what are the criteria? Age comes to play here, criminal record is considered and the type of offence. We try to group people.”

Make metuh no job dem oh?

Wetin this bagger on top of me dey post again this early morning?



And where those my ishilove nudes dey again sef?

Meeeen! See source abeg? Gaddemit!!!







**snatches "s.k" back from lucifer's claws**

But you felt "no shame" when one text that read,"you have been credited with the sum of N400,000,000 paid by santa dasuki via diamond bank wuse 2 branch" entered your phone abi?



Useless old liar!!!

This gist 'wor wor' no be small!!!

TippyTop:
He has maintained immense dignity all the way.

A thief has no dignity boy!!!




Or do you hope to one day be recognised as a "dignified thief" in your hometown?

DrinkWater10:
The National Cake! ;p
[b][/b] https://www.nairaland.com/2881518/deceptions-2016-budget-remi-oyeyemi

This is nonsense!!!

Which kain 'kaka' be dis na?

See epistle of wahala abeg! Na by force to marry?








** slowly passes 's.k' to my baby mama**

Another unfortunate "ipob baby"! Sired from the loins of a deranged, cowardly, ethnically backward and xenophobic arse wipe known as "kanu!" Too bad!

Metuh? But why?

dtruth3:
Oya go and ban me immediately. That's the only silly thing you know how to do!

Chai!!!

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] this one didn't suck enough breast milk[/color]

So says a deranged _sperm drinking oaf whose name is "OBIORAAA" but is also a "FEMALE" that _fucks fat girls with a "DICK?"


You must have been "shat out" by mistake instead of "being born" like other normal humans! That should be the root cause of your gender identity crisis issues!!!

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] SHUT YOUR MOUTH before I shut it for you![/color]

So you are not only a local, failed internet scammer but it also seems you are a professional olodo rabata as well?


Look at your bolded post! How do you 'SHUT A MOUTH' online? Or do you think the rest of us use our lips to type similar to the way a chimpanzee such as yourself does?


Anyway _fucktard, out of pity instead of me simply " E-BEATING YOU TO DEATH", let me give you an opportunity to ask around of how 'YOUR LORD' gets down so as to save you from massive embarrassment!


Its friday but don't let your factory fitted _stupidity turn in it into a "bloody friday" for YOU!

ISpiksDaTroof:
Your understanding of the English language is not too good, is it?

Its against nairaland laws for my moniker engage in "idle mong like chit chat with kids"! Kindly swerve child!






**slowly passes "s.k" back to angel gabriel**

Merlissa:

This is so funny?


















I actually forgot to laugh!!!




**spits**

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]mehn... Sex with a fat girl is just fucking something else...



You dy feel more then enough flesh.. And em dy wet pass slim girls.. You get to dictate whatever happens... Plus, the sounds when you dy ram the yansh dy blow mind naaa... Unlike slim girls wey, you go dy struggle dy _fuck, na small sound you go dy hear.. Pam pam pam pam chai!! My dick don kick now sef!!!



And their toto dy tight and warm pass I no know how dem dy manage do am[/color].

Bloody she-male scammer spotted!!!

This is some wack shite!!!

swemzkid:
we are course mate, she sometimes confesses she is so into me. she is a very nice and intelligent person,but she is older than me and also a mother of (2) kids.she wants me badly but am just 2 scared to turn her down.

pls what do you advice?

Listen kid! If she is still married to her babies daddy? Then bounce!


But if she's a lonley single mother of 2? Then _fuck her brains out! Older women who are mothers are more sexually fluid so enjoy the free ride! But only with a condom!

delectablegyal:
M jez thinking loud.
Any nice guy like dangote son should cum help out.
Jez pm if you r a nice guy and you are willing to help out.

This useless sufferman don come again?






**vomits on the tramps impersonating skull**

I wonder who gives a flying _fuck sef?


Ijaw leaders? Ebele? Tompolo? All just a bunch of inconsequential _twats at the end of the day!


Naija keeps rolling forward!

IF PROVEN?


So was all that 'tekwe' that dasuki was sharing with a seal of approval from ebele, as well as 'okonjo and cbn governors' economic voodoo that they were practising based on orders that she stated came from 'ebele' all a dream?

This _bitch is a firm believer in the "no romance without finance school of thought"!!!

Sorry doc!

Blowing pipelines in your own backyard? And hoping it would cause 'painment' for others?
What a smart bunch of _retards these 'mili_cunts' are!!!









***sips iced ogbono herbal tea***