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The Baby battler:.................... I took a break now everyone else thinks they got skill/ too bad I'm still spitting flows hotter than a chefs barbecue grill/ The lords back but the flow never left as you were meant to believe/ plus biting my scripture's a sure way to get your loved ones bereaved/ None of you t.c's are even "has beens", your more like "never will be's"/ Your "thesis on stale flows" deservedly earned ya'll your wack t.c degrees/ All your rhymes are like lullabyes, they put the public to sleep/ they're boring, witless and weak and fully deserve to remain 6 feet deep/ Your cheap flows probably cost like a naira per dozen/ And your _retarded comebacks makes me think your parents were cousins/ Think you got rhymes be my guest and kindly holla on back/ the lord will only use you and abuse you like a hooker on crack/ So go battle a lightweight before calling out this ace/ Before the lord bites your ear off like Tyson and spits it back in your face/ And try writing a lot harder if you finally choose to reply/ cause each time i bust my pen out, its a guaranteed bullseye/ Now act like good little boys and do as my good book foretold/ you've all got no business in the rap game, you all got to know when to fold. No feedback needed! I don't write rhymes, I write checks!!! |
Corruption! |
TonyeBarcanista:This boy and gibberish sef! You no dey tire to wail? |
This lie wan resemble the type when I use collect mr smith £1000 through yahoo levels, only say my own been make more sense! O.p own resemble naija film type! Nonsense! |
![]() SIRcumalot:I really think you need to go and take a look @ mr mullers ENTIRE goals haul for bayern, and also make sure you watch HIM in particular during their rematch with arsenal!! Imagine "muller" supporting "martial" as a number 10? Or "martial and lewandowski" as a partnership? Dude any option other than this "wahala wayne" is necessary @ this juncture! And guess who developed muller anyway? Gaal!!! There is a reason bayern had to scream @ man united to stop e-mailing about muller! The wheels are turning! |
![]() coogar:The tide seems to be turning @ last! I think next summer the club is going to break the bank for either "lewandowski, muller or some other supreme striking force waiting in the wings"! This season is rooneys last chance saloon and I know for a fact that van gaal is going to drop him @ some breaking point this season! He should ask rivaldo, mario gomez or luca toni! |
When Wayne Rooney scored at Goodison last weekend, people queued up to tell us why, actually, this is why you don’t write off the man. The last 2 games have demonstrated that, in his current guise, disappointment is the rule, not exception. It’s not just that Rooney is offering nothing to United’s attack; he is hampering it significantly. Martial, Mata and Herrera can do all they can to take attacks so far, but at some point their team-mate needs to get involved. Then all promise turns to dust. It is as if Rooney is playing with lead weights under his shirt, labouring around the opposition half like a 35-year-old League Two striker telling everyone who’ll listen that he’s still got it. He completed nine passes in the first half, and gave the ball away seven times. There is an increasingly familiar Old Trafford groan reserved for a Rooney pass straight into touch. It is becoming the soundtrack of his decline. The bizarre thing about Rooney is just how much goodwill he retains from those within the game, he is effectively immune to criticism. Here is his game in numbers: No shots on target, No chances created. A passing accuracy of 55% (the lowest on the pitch). Lost possession 28 times (highest on the pitch). One touch in the opposition penalty area. Yet the only reaction from Gary Neville was to twice praise Rooney for his defensive work, while Martin Tyler remarked that he was “defensively responsible at 30”. For a striker, that should be the ultimate damnation by faint praise. The person with the most faith is Van Gaal, who still starts Rooney to the detriment of the team. Depay has struggled to settle in during his early months in England, but at least with Depay, age provides reason for patience. More importantly, playing Depay on the left would allow Martial to operate as a central striker. For a manager who demands movement from his forwards, it is difficult to see how dropping Rooney wouldn’t assist United’s creativity. Van Gaal must surely now be at least considering that option. In terms of this game, the biggest crime was that Rooney stayed on until the final whistle. He may once have been United’s magic man, the player who could conjure something out of nothing to win you the game, but that time has passed. He was a 90-minute passenger. “Sir, I have to talk every week about Rooney,” said United’s manager to a journalist in his post- match press conference. “Why? I don’t give any opinion. Sick of it. You have your opinion, write it.” Not as sick as some United fans are at the free ride given to the captain. When having faith that Rooney could rediscover his greatness, bear this question in mind: What did he excel at? The 3 most obvious responses to that question are pace, power and positive aggression. Not only do all now look lost, but these are impossible characteristics to switch on and off. You can’t just decide to have more pace or add ten times more power, and the aggression in Rooney’s game has been reduced to swearing in the direction of the officials. He has become a parody of the jaded striker, a brightness dulled by the rigours of his career. He is the old fighter still stepping into the ring but now being punched from rope to rope. So the question to Rooney’s backers is this: What are you waiting for? Rooney isn’t naturally fit enough to regain his missing athleticism. He’s played too many career games to find the spark associated with his early years at United. He has never been the type of striker who you would expect to redefine his style in order to prolong his career. It’s all very sad, but there’s a shell of a player where Wayne Rooney used to be. Van Gaal is one of few who must still have faith, and even that is waning. Daniel storey nails it hardcore................. |
![]() What other better way is there to start the day / week than by with a dig @ your rivals? Enjoy..... https://fbcdn-video-b-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-xtf1/v/t42.1790-2/12180335_10153052910996529_659747322_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjQyOCwicmxhIjo5OTIsInZlbmNvZGVfdGFnIjoic2QifQ%3D%3D&rl=428&vabr=238&oh=70c3c8c735f95984eff4751f8d70f01e&oe=562EFCD6&__gda__=1445987815_4c0ec1b251d089d840609645b759ef47 Aarekakanfo come translate for expatriates abeg! |
Any man united fan that still has the temerity to come here to still attempt to justify "wayne rooneys" inclusion in this team should be considered a "rival!" End of!!! |
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![]() TonyeBarcanista:Bia this failed blogger! You never tire to wail? You go sabi cry for biscuit for primary school that time when you small oh! |
![]() dopeJemi:Leave this homie! Maybe he prefers how rooney UNDER DOES THINGS instead? Like that senseless cross field pass he sent from midfield to the assistant linesman when all his team mates where still jogging forward and had not gotten into their positions! |
Why are these dudes all yapping about the defence/defenders? That was the strongest part of our game today! The ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM IS ROONEY! Why is he being given a free pass? He was the worst player out of all the 22 men on that pitch today! misplaced passes? Losing possession? Wrong options? Frustrating martial? What sort of captain is that abeg? This was 3 points LOST! |
![]() NaijNewsToday:Number 1: what the _fuck is a SNAP VIDEO? Number 2: AN HAIRCUT? And you want to become a blogger shey? My friend no allow me pack you slap through your phone now now oh? Be careful with these "gbagauns" in the future! |
![]() Profbrian:It means "ass, booty, butt cheeks, buttocks, hips and melons"!!! |
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![]() codedguy1:Our only hope is if he can use that "sailor xy's" selection as it is on this page! We should just stick to the same unchanged side that walloped everton! We really need these 3 points because arsenal just wan dey use style dey increase the distance between them and the rest of the chasing pack! Rooney( impossicant sha), Fellaini, valencia, blind, carrick and depay should all remain on the BENCH! |
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![]() The woman carry some "UKWU" for there oh? Anyway back to the matter! Bad belle? Its very allowed! Keep on rocking "mrs minister"! #Wike don waka! |
![]() I don tire 2 laff! God forbid! Moyes currently has a better title defence record than Moanrinho: Defending Premier League champions after 10 games: Moyes at Man Utd: 17 points Mourinho at Chelsea: 11 points MOY>RINHO!
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Team news on players out for both sides: "It's pretty good, because only "Luke Shaw" and "Paddy McNair" are long-term injuries! "Ashley Young" has had three weeks out of training sessions so cannot play against City."....Van gall on MUTV! "The list of injured players is the same from the last game. It is "David Silva", "Sergio Aguero", "Samir Nasri", "Fabian Delph" and "Gael Clichy." .....Pellegrini Advantage man united then! Its the tactics and line up employed by gaal that will make or mar this game for us! |
Abeg this execu-thief school son of "diaris patience" should go and sleep! After all that's what he knows how to do best! #WIKE DON WAKA |
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![]() Derby day reminder for those who may have had too much henny, coke and hashish last night! Live coverage from 3pm! Where should martial begin today? Top or wings? Any need for carrick to start? Should Memphis still remain repping the sofa? Phil jones or daley blind @ the back? Questions aplenty!
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![]() KittenPaws:Look @ this chibok demon that types crap for a living getting her period over strangers? You need to beg the lord to send some lightning to strike your immature and supremely _stupid ass down so that you can spare some oxygen for beings that matter or assist with organ donation! You are currently existing as an obstacle to human development and an utter waste of space on the planet! And since you are so "_stupid not to realise that everyone is supposed to post a diss based on the moniker of the individual directly above them hence the name of the thread"? Then what's the point in educating a deluded, scuzzy, psychotic, _twat any further? I'm sure your not only a carrier but must also be seriously suffering the effects from that new strand of the AIDS virus, Abysmal IQ Deficiency Syndrome! _Fuck outta here! Vapid pleb......... |
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