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BishopMagic:
[size=18pt]How Nigeria will end up Balkanized
Scenario 1[/size]

Day 1: President Buhari slumps on live TV in a far away international Confrence.

Preliminary reports state that the President suffered minor fatigue and is currently receiving treatment and much needed rest in an undisclosed hospital in the host Nation.

Day 2: Rumors begin to fly all over social media that the Pressident is in a coma induced by a massive heart attack.

Aso Rock and Buhari's personal aides refuse to comment and only repeat the same terse statements that the president is recovering fast and will soon return back home.

This does the opposite and only fans the embers of Rumours going round about the true state of the President. 

Day 3: The bilateral agreements the President was supposed to sign where done by a senior minister accompanying him.

Day 4: The First Lady or is it wife to the president jets out to be with her husband.
Aso Rock comes out with a statement that she had always been a part of the official delegation.

Day 4:  rumours spread that the President has since been relocated to a  high security hospital in Saudi Arabia.

Day 5: a western based news outlet reports that the President has died to which Aso Rock issues a damning statement condemning the news report as false and malicious.

Day 6: A group of northern politicians, leaders and business men are pictured arriving Saudi Arabia thus confirming the earlier rumour that the president's condition warranted his relocation to another faccility in Saudi Arabia.
The northern delegation refuses to comment on their visit to Saudi Arabia.

Day 7: civil organization groups based in the southwest demand that Aso Rock through the SFG address the National Assembly about the true state of the President.

Day 8: An obscure northern youth group issues a statement declaring that the west and Tinubu had a hand in the President's current health situation. Wide-spread riots engulf the northern states.

Day 9: Riots continue to spread in the north with the security forces not able to control the mob. The vice President calls for a security meeting at his residence in Aguda house but only the Police and paramilitary responds. The military spokes person through a statement declared that only the Commander n Chief of the Federation can summon a meeting with military brass and that as far as the military is concerned the CNC is yet to officially communicate an order for a security meeting.

Day 10: the riots continue unabated and mass migration of southerners in the north begins.
The VP's inability to command security forces is further heightened with the riots reaching its 3rd day in a roll in virtually every northern state.

Day 11: A senator representing a southern state and from the PDP passes a motion for the National Assembly to grant VP Osinbanjo acting powers as the President.  This is viciously opposed by northern senators and a physical brawl follows.

Day 12: The focus has now shifted from Buharis health to VP Osinbanjo's impotence all over social media. Yoruba socio-political groups issue statements demanding that the National Assembly confirm Osinbajo as acting President citig the current mayhem in the north.

Day 13: marshal law greets Nigerians and the COAS announces his intention to institute marshal law, the national assembly is dissolved and VP Osinbanjo's location becomes unknown.

Abeg wetin be that your meth dealer number na? That his product has got you flying men!

Another brilliant display of african _stupidity by some of its undeserving leaders! So normal!

Time to face the music and dance!

London don suffer 4 naija politicians hands sha! Chaii!

According to "my sources" this has to be the WORST article in have read on nairaland in 2015! Mods kindly send this hogwash to the middle pages!

Abeg na wetin be barcanister? Na new type of lab instrument or what?

Eko law ! Thief, ole, woze am, carry am go!

"If Martial keeps doing what he did against
Liverpool and psv he could be a revelation! On the other side is it really realistic to expect that from him? Hopefully for United he can be the one. He looks like the out-and-out striker that is needed.

Wayne Rooney is playing in that position but I don't think he is an out-and-out striker. Obviously he can fulfil that role and score his goals but it would be a good combination if Martial was up front and Rooney was just off him. That would be a good strike force.

In four competitions usually the bigger teams
have double competition up front but United
don't and that is going to be the big question
for the season! I didn't know anything about Anthony but he could be one of those unexpected successes. He needs time, but he looks like he has a lot of quality. As for me I don't think I would have found it frustrating in this United side. There are still always chances created there.


I know what Van Gaal is looking for. I see that
coming, First Van Gaal wants to be in control
defensively and from there he builds on and I
think that is what you are going to see
throughout the season. I think they are going
to get the base and then play better and
better as the season goes on. I am a fan of his. He has done this at four or five clubs. He always does it.".......Rudd van nistelrooy [sky sports]

cherryice:
smally me?? smh u dnt know me

Shangai cutie! Don't worry very soon I will get to know you more than you even know yourself! That's the plan!

cherryice:
trucky na young bobo oo. dnt rush him

This smally? Na you wan marry? Lmfao!

Jollyjoy:
must you comment?

You must be extremely _stupid to be asking me such a _moronic question 3 days after the threads creation! Bloody notice me! Come on GET LOST!

Since you know this why don't you make sure your govt. ensures that the civil servants efforts become reflected in their pay packets?

StunningCEO:
Why are you picking on Ms. Coolitempa for advocating a clearly well thought out argument. You sound like a sexually frustrated pervert in my opinion.

There are 2 things wrong with this post! It is either 1: you are also a _moronic _idiot like her, or 2: you are also an insecure and frustrated tribal bigot! Either way your assumption that such tripe is a "clearly thought out argument" has given me my answers! Exchanging banter with you would be a waste of time and mb so there is no need! Just kindly _FUCK OFF!

coolitempa:
And your entire existence could have been avoided by a simple use of a condom....

There's a reason women have been unequal for so many years and that is women like YOU! Take it or leave it child you are an inherently _stupid being! Stop embarrassing your parents with your display of world class foolishness all over this thread! Try and go to the celebrities section and comment on maybe tiwa savages gown or something like that because you will only receive mega embarrassment here! Live and learn!

coolitempa:
Yes, I agree with you......it is more noise than reality......but my point is if the majority of ibos want Biafra......let us allow them to have it....the SW is too congested and it is getting worse... .... ....initially when it started........we were being accommodating thinking we are being our brothers keepers ......but the spat of serious kidnapping in those areas a few years back led to a massive influx of ibos into our lands..... .......and even after the kidnapping was controlled a little by holding their community leaders responsible........the mass migration has continued... ......you need to be in traffic in any city in the southwest and you will not believe the number of them sweating and running after your cars to sell one product or the other even making the traffic jam and accidents worse.....with attendant costs on productivity lost.....and because of the failure of their system....and much frustration....many of them get involved in all kinds of crime...armed robbery.....fake drugs....etc....without conscience ...many consider money in any form.....Business.....you need to go out into clubs/hotels and see the sheer number of ibo prostitutes that litter our cities......meanwhile their leaders do nothing to address their issues and we are forced to accommodate and provide for them in our land even with so much hatred which is nothing to do with us..... .....I swear.....I cannot wait for Biafra.... ......the problem is that once they get Biafra....the ibos are self hating anyway and will start killing themselves but then it will no longer be our problem as long as they no longer wander into our lands.....shikena....

Reading through all your submissions on this thread would lead most reasonable people on this thread to one conclusion! Your entire education up till this point has been a MONUMENTAL WASTE OF TIME!

MzRoyalHighness:
Its Kinda sad watching you attempt to fix your entire vocalbulary into a sentence.do me a favor and shut that gaping tartar_encrusted peniis receptacle that you call a mouth.ps: i care less what you and your fellow idiiots think.

What is the point in sending Insults or comebacks for a stupid chiblok girl like yourself? After all the smartest thing ever to come out of your cancerous mouth was a _penis. I know you really feel like a pained _ididot at the moment but next time open your dingbat like eyeballs and lessen your use of mong like reasoning when typing or attempting to create threads on NL! Maybe that would save you from constantly embarrassing yourself, your supposed education and your parents with your glaring _stupidity! LMFAO!

At least it shows that channels provides a harassment free and romantic work environment for its staff! Carry on!

MzRoyalHighness:
shallow minded fowl
Scroll up and see where i typed "just sharing" incase your ass beat you to it the first time

You must also be _stupid in addition to being demented to think that modifying your inconsequential and daft post would make any difference to how we all view your factory fitted idiocy! Is it not out of shame that you now pulled that move? Just don't shut the _fuck up and quit typing pleb! Bloody cankerworm!

To be barber for europe now go be good business oh? As per all these heavily bearded nitwits don full the area!

MzRoyalHighness:
Please I need your help, I got married in June but before I got married to my now wife, I had a fling with a girl I met in South Africa when I went for a vacation in South Africa, now she called me to say she's pregnant and she's blackmailing me threatening my marriage, I don't know what to do, I don't know if I should tell my wife cause the lady in South Africa said if I don't pay her some amount of money that she's going to tell my wife. Please advise on what to do

Fake moniker, Fake story, Fake thread = _Fuck off!!!

Make dem use _shit prepare some better chow for her too so that the equation go balance! See as she resemble native doctor babe sef!

tayebest:
source:

Are you partially BLIND or just DAFT?

MrLouisVanGaal:
Brother don't stress yourself with him...a fool will always drag you down to his level and beat you at it. At first i used to put him in his place but when i realized i was not talking to a 'him' but an 'it' i stopped replying or responding to quotes. same for the other mourinhoshitthole

Visionary nigga!

GIYAZZ:
Wow!

Thanks guys, for contributing in making this battle an entertaining and educative one.

To be honest, I deduced a lot from your criticisms. I mean, everyone of y'all gave me a reason to work harder. Especially the verdicts from a few of y'all who were matured enough not to come up biased and one-sided.

My intellectual expanded when I read your posts. Indeed, you were inspiring.

Hence, I promise y'all, my next battle on here will be far better than this one. I promise you.

. . . . Meanwhile, Tomorrow is my birthday!!!!! I will be turning 17 tomorrow. Getting closer to being an adult, right?

I'm so happy. Before my birthday, I got my dignity back!!!!

Y'all should wish me good things o! Cos infact sef, many good things are happening already! D'banj just sent me a message (I won't tell y'all what he said till the right time) . . .

I'm happy, yes!

Respect to y'all mehn. . . And goodnight plus sweet dreams!

Tally ho!!

Giyazz! You 2 much jare! Now that you are done with slapping the shite out of small fries and church rats abeg make sure your next battle is actually against someone worthwhile okay! Happy birthday in advance kid! LMFAO!!!!!

jboy73:
I am a mumulicious, infected, defected, rejected, blacklisted, uneducated, dejected, unwanted, unmedicated, iguanalitated, chimpaxeeminated, son of an infected, defected, rejected, blacklisted, uneducated, dejected, unwanted, unmedicated, iguanalitated, chimpaxeeminated, goatlitated Father

I agree with your description of both you and your ape of a father! Congratulations on both of you growing out of your tails!

jboy73:
U be iguana.
Omege beam destroy u 4 that bed

Look at this bird brained, uneducated, dim witted, impotent, repulsive looking scoundrel! You don't even have respect for your mother that is lying here in bed with me! No wonder she always tells people that you were adopted and that you are currently for sale to ritualists! Olodo rabata!

jboy73:
Please mature minds only, my dad married another lady some years back after my mom left us.
The woman he married had a daughter who have growned up to be a very pretty mamiwater.

Fast forward to 16years later.
She's now 19 and I'm 23. She plays with me like we're the best if friends, I also play with her without feeling any bad feelings or having any ulterior motives.

It has been this way ever since our sec school days.. The thing now be say, I heard her telling one of her friends that she loves me and she's willing to go into and erotic relationship with me if I ask her out since I'm not his real blood.

Please Nl what should I do? Should I ignore this ripe mango (she he big watermelon) and let her be or Should I allow her taste the Rod??

"Mr step sister is having a crush"? Come on get out of here with your nonsense! No be only crush na crash! Illiterate bagger!

1st he gets beaten up like a thief by giyazz and then secondly he gets banned for crying like a 3 year old biatch about it? Kai! This patethic niggers existence is just 1 big LOL! SMH!

Chaaii! Luke shaw don collect broken leg! Could be out fot the season! WTF

SailorXY:
it doesn't happen overnight. The team even as it is can win the EPL if a forward like Aguero lead the line.
We create enough chances but we don't finish them off (we beat ourselves against Swansea & we were just unlucky against Newcastle), whilst not giving away much chances to the opponent.
I think there's an improvement from the game against Spurs & Liverpool, that's what the fans want to see.

So finishing the moves off is the problem abi? Something he should have rectified all summer long by getting a few hitmen that would do just that? who stopped gaal from signing zlatan? Or cavani? Would it not have been better to have them as backup or starters? Instead I'm seeing "wilson and fellaini" forming strike force and martial waiting for opportunities! Even tonight he has said he does not want to start martial even though that's exactly what we need to worry psv! what part of the process is that?

tess1:
Interesting read


http://mufclatest.com/trust-the-process-taking-a-deeper-look-at-louis-van-gaals-possession-control/

This crap and was probably written by one of van gaals assitants or associates in the press! The fact of the matter is under gaal united have what is known in footballing terms as a lot of "sterile possession" with a lack of attempts at attacking transitions by individuals or the team when approaching the final third of the opponents area!

All they do is pass sideways and backwards and when all else fails "dr fellaini" is brought on to act as a "route 1" outlet! In recent times the best team I ever saw successfully apply the "possession based" process he is trying to imitate was barca circa 2008 to 2010! They controlled possession with neat triangular passes and squared or through balls, and once they lost the ball the whole team flowed as an attacking or defensive wall and hassled and harried the opponent till you lost it back to them! Everyone one in that team was an outlet for an attack, goal keeper, defenders, midfielders and strikers! This van gaals "process" stifles creativity and off the cuff/ unpredictable football and in doing so gives opponents the whole picture of what the teams play offers! Change is needed!