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hbpeze:
eyha it's a pity your gf keeps denying you sex for a year.ahahahahahahah half man half woman

Is this tripe the best retort you could come up with? Quite pathetic! Anyway at least now you can add "daftness to your misogyny"! Your obsession with sexual issues also exposes your impotent nature! Sorry turd! Try again! Lmfao!!!

Very juicy looking nipples! She will definitely be sweet to shag! Go maupe!

hbpeze:
I am starting to think I am a Misogynist.for over 6 years now I have been harsh to the female folks both in Nigeria and abroad. its not that I don't have female friends I do . But I hate every bone in their body . well my mum really have noticed it when she saw me watching a program on dstv that talks about serial killers and rapists and has advised me to give the female folks a trial.but it's as if there is a part of me that actually disagrees with. her.for those of you that have been active will notice that 90 percent of my posts are against the ladies.even the guys that supports the pussies gets bashed also.

how do I be a normal guy again.i am not asking for a relationship or a foolish girlfriend . just want to be neutral in my thinking.

cc-cutehector,misspicy,prettythicksme,lalasticlala please help me.

Don't worry kid! Just prepare your _stupid ass for jail! That's where _twats who reason like you are destined to end up!

Optimum Trash!

Jack "Wheelchair" abi na wilshere out for 3 months? As usual! LOL

www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/9992289/arsenals-jack-wilshere-facing-three-months-on-sidelines

www.nairaland.com/2599653/darkrebel-vs-giyazz-holocaust-part

Cc: Sinnzu / thesonofmark! Lolz

What a hammering!

GIYAZZ:
I was born on Sept 16. Are you gonna tell me my age now? LMFAO!

This Dark ehn. . . Funny guy.

Dude don't bother yourself with this lying, poverty stricken, demented, disgraced, know nothing, vindictive slut of a wannabe rapper! I can see your bars have got him shook that's why since morning he has been running from pillar to post hustling votes and trying to discredit your peeps!

After dropping lame puns filled with garbage game of thrones references and crap from all those outdated church books he researches in order to bite from regularly he now has the gall to even call sosiqdude's eligibility to vote into question even though the _moron was the one who included sosiqs name in the voting list in the first place!

Now he also has developed "photographic memory" in the last hour? Lol! In that case tell the ape to take a picture of those bars you served him with for posterity! This battle just like his life was an "epic fail"! You bodied the -mother_fucker kid! Chop knuckle! Shalom!

Keep starving! At least it will help you in losing some weight!

Fake your own death! Simple and short! If you ever come across her again after that tell her you are actually a doppleganger and not who she thinks you are!

Superb policy! "El mallam" mu kei so!

The football world is in mourning after it emerged that Chelsea has banned player banter in a bid to salvage their flagging season. The club has banned banter between the players.

Tony Banks of the Express and Matt Law of the Telegraph both claim that no crisis talks have been held despite the club’s poor start, but that pressure is mounting ahead of Wednesday’s clash and Sunday’s game against Arsenal. Law touches upon a claim from talkSPORT’s Stan Collymore that captain John Terry and misfiring striker Diego Costa had a “bust-up” recently. Meanwhile, a ‘club source’ told the Daily Express: “There are some unhappy players around the place. No jokes or banter.”

September 15, 2015: The day football died.


Damn! What a bunch of frustrated "shekpeites"! "Gayners" its now up to you to perform the final burial rites! LMFAO!!!

panachuku:
The average Nigerian babe cant wait to get married due to family, societal and peer pressures ( my friends are getting married). Even on thier wedding day the the joy is so evident on thier faces. But many women are unhappy and being used in the so called marriages. they take care of the House,kids while combining it with thier work/business. while the husband enjoys the whole service, in some cases still chasing fresh babes outside, some drop money for thier wife upkeep while some dont even drop expecting d wife to use her money. due to societal and parental pressures too some guys jst con a girl to marry to be seen as responsible while still living thier normal single lives but the lady gives up her life lol. there are lots of them like dat in my office, u see dem tired, worn out and depressed. but if this fair

NON........................................SENSE!

O.p! You forgot to add "swallow my balls"! They love hearing that the most!

Valeree:
the gist makes perfect sense bro... is like someone has never tried to frame you for no reason... meanwhile he said lodge not house, which is a self con where students lives, it usually have partitions to demarcate each rooms, so it is possible the girl in her Hot state didn't hear him. and if the cos rep did not mention his presence to the girl for some reason, how is it the ops fault. please.stop insinuating jare...

It seems your brain is on vacation abi? Did you not READ where he stated that the class rep LIVES THERE ALONE? And why is it gayness they want to use in framing HIM or his REP? And if you are also in your own _horny state of arousal I suppose you lose sense of everything about you including your thinking faculty and assume everything you see in that period is GAY? Abeg stop making me laugh smally! Lol

delectablegyal:
Apply within.

This frustrated MAN! You still dey hope say this your colonial scam go work? Chei! Sorry oh! Better try another format because you are already too popular for this 1 to click! Lmfao!!!

This gist no make sense abeg? So the girl has never seen anyone else spend the night in the guys house upon say the house is big? Or his babe knows for a fact that he has no friends in life? And why did he not tell her you were around or in the shower when she was trying to get jiggy with him? And how come she never heard sounds when you were taking your bath or approaching the room? And what is so scary about your face that the sight of you standing in front of a woman causes her to see gay demons? Try another pattern kid!

Abeg make dem dey feed those their dirty corpses to starving pigs abeg! No space for their kind in our burial grounds!

erikcantona:
This people are cursed even. Yesterday a man in lagos rapped his daughter

So the girl papa na RAPPER? Abeg wetin be the name of the song make I download am! I dey like hear jams when na family members dey RAPPED about one another!

Only unwise or _stupid igbo people hate him! And I believe they are in the minority so no shaking!

Well! Even if in error Its good to see that the apc heeded the advice anyway! That strategy was the one they used in getting the dumb 1 kicked out!

osmodes:
I left for school last month for my final year project. I came back yesterday and I decide to give my gf a surprise visit, when I got to her house, she was bathing so I quickly grab her Fone, take a shot, hoping after that I will walk out gently and call her to check her Fone later to c my pics.
When I finished snapping I dropped d Fone and I decide to check the pics.

When I opened her gallery, I saw her whatsapp pics folder showing a nude pics (d*ck) I decide to open it, then I saw like 4 diff pics of a guy's dick, I was curious so I checked her sent pics on whatsapp and I saw her nude pics sent out too. I left everything opened and I left b4 she comes back. But when I was about leaving her neighbours saw me and I guess they told her cos she called me and has been begging me since yesterday but she haven't actually tell me anything aside just begging me. Pls some1 should imagine wah am going through and tell me what I should do

Bagger! Those were my _cock shots on her phone! I told you not to try me but you refused and wanted to form "romeo"! Well now "romeo must die" and anyway I intend to keep penetrating that skank you love till you finally start using that decoration you call a brain in a more sensible manner! And stop crying to all these kids here, their juvenile advise can't save you! Lmfao!!!

Words on marble! Make our customs officers draw dia ears well well oh? Because this man go carry "beats by dre" earphones put for him own once "sackery" begins

Rain or shine boss na boss! See red carpet rolling abeg!

lekkie073:
.......will have......

u be soothsayer



how many 'goals' can be termed 'goals'?

In case you have forgotten boy, this is the champions league! 1st game of the group stages! And we are facing the dutch CHAMPIONS so we need a win or at the worst a draw! Now getting at least a 2-0 or a 3-1 victory would be excellent, but kindly tell me how many goals united have been able to score from open play this season prior to last saturday that gives you the confidence that this is a free scoring team? And please don't count "own goals or deflected goals" for me but rather goals by OUR STRIKERS!

chrisley024:
United's travelling squad:
David De Gea, Sergio Romero; Daley Blind, Matteo Darmian, Paddy McNair, Marcos Rojo, Luke Shaw, Chris Smalling, Antonio Valencia; Michael Carrick, Ander Herrera, Andreas Pereira, Morgan Schneiderlin, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Juan Mata, Ashley Young; Memphis Depay, Marouane Fellaini, Anthony Martial, James Wilson.

Damn! This team will have problems scoring goals in holland! Wilson and fellaini as the only striking options? I see untold wackness unless gaal has the balls to just start martial with depay and young flanking him and let's go for "gung ho" jogo bonito!

But you did not owe any of the event planners and drink suppliers during your daughters wedding until sallah abi? Ogbeni you are hopeless!

What The _Fuck?

Solid _Shit! I also wonder what the political prostitute above me is trying to prove with the meaningless jargon he typed above me!