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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:45pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:
You are idubitable proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
Why you don't you do the universe a favour and gulp some purple Kool aid or better still, why don't you take a stroll with your mother on the dead carcasses of Ebola victicms??
hehe


My lexical wizardry has gotten to the point that i walk to the clouds with adjectives, flirtatiously woo the moon with metaphors, expand my bowels with adverbs and sh1t continuously on your pedophilia descendants with similes..
grin
kradleber:
You are idubitable proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
Why you don't you do the universe a favour and gulp some purple Kool aid or better still, why don't you take a stroll with your mother on the dead carcasses of Ebola victicms??
hehe


My lexical wizardry has gotten to the point that i walk to the clouds with adjectives, flirtatiously woo the moon with metaphors, expand my bowels with adverbs and sh1t continuously on your pedophilia descendants with similes..
After 5 hours? These were the most positive disses U could assimilate? The only positive thing about U right now is your HIV status! Abeg see biscuit go and eat it by that corner! Mr IBU rebel!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:21pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.
Alberto1K's latest Dp due 2 coogars last verse!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:12pm On May 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
undecided undecided cheesy cheesy pls what is coogar and sonofmark?
No worry sister! U goon soon know!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:11pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
yourself worth is like mental patients which depend on NL, I don't blame you,it can never well with your harlot mother till she upgrades from forking dogs to human beings, There is nothing interesting in your mother rotten p.unny, it stinks of rotten egg and can be used as a gas weapon of mass destruction. I am waiting for you here with it while i show you more of your cursed mother, until you take a stroll to hell now
you are boring me with your too much talk. Its now part of you bastard phool Go to hell and go join your cursed burnt father in hell.

I'm done with you kid
E good as U run! @ least make. I grant your parents the chance 2 celebrate 1 more christmas 4 alagbon with U! Next time learn not 2 fVck with a heartless stranger! U think say na by mistake I dey moderate dis gbege?
Olodo rabata! Abeg the breeze wey blow enter with your dry flows don wake my firend pikin! FVCK OFF!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:00pm On May 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
kids and fools everywhere cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy una no get work? cheesy
Cc: coogar PLUS Sonofmark! See trouble maker
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:59pm On May 20, 2015
grin Son of MARKUS! Oxygen go soon finish 4 tank Oh? Come and display some of your famed "typo eloquence" on coogars emulsion painted body na?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:44pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
so you spent the best part of the last 5 hrs to ptyalise this rubbish? you are struggling to cope. this isn't about forcing vocab that completely screws up the message you are trying to pass across - this is about coogar putting words together intelligently to kill you & the fückever curse placed on you by your father's concubines.

word on the street is - you are a faggöt!
you have taken so much cüm in your arsë that if you fart in a test tube, at least half of the flatulence can still be used by a spërm bank. you are bïtch-made! if you run away from home by 7am in the morning, you would come home pregnant by noon

if only your mother had taken enough vitamins when you were feeding via her placenta, you wouldn't have been an autistic child - you need help! someone like you should be locked up in a mental institution till you learn how to count your teeth with your shrivelled tongue.

some 400 yrs ago, you would be pushed into river benue for having the chutzpah to address a superior being like myself - the next time you open that cesspit you call a mouth to address your intellectual god, i shall piss on your tonsils, you obdurate serial wankër!
The new dp! Cornea damage 2 the eye! Chooiii!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:40pm On May 20, 2015
"Belac" your such a pitiful bastard, maybe U should go on jumia and look if they have a life 4 sale! Because yours seems like a horror movie!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:35pm On May 20, 2015
grin
Unfortunately after seeing "Belacs face", I now wish I was born blind! I'm sure god made a serious error while creating that face! Maybe he mistakenly used demon parts instead of human parts!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:24pm On May 20, 2015
grin Belac answer me na? Na true say when U be pikin, because of as U bin "wor wor", anytime ya mama drop U 4 front of your school she dey always collect fine from environmental officers for littering?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:17pm On May 20, 2015
grin
Abeg belac the beast I want 2 ask u a serious question this time! How come your photo on your dp looks as if your face caught on fire and then someone tried 2 help you put out the fire with a fork? Or is it just another benefit of the good genes that run in your family?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:07pm On May 20, 2015
R.I.P son of wounds!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:50pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
step up your game Its seem that tactics they used when bagging your village lovepeddler you call a mother, we know your were father by a thousand mad men, more reason you behave like a real lunatic on NL, you are getting more frustrated and miserable by day, only God know how many times you pummel the wh0.re you call a mother daily,

Now son, go find your father bastards son of a
million lunatic fathers

I'm allergic to nonentity like you that waste my time,
You will rant till tomorrow and can't do anything

You are still a learner kid, go back to street to learn, meanwhile, I will make sure we arrest drunk 46 men gang ra.ped your seline mother stipour cos that scenario brought your useless self to this world.

You can now see that you have been cursed from the womb, and you will remain so till you join your late father in heaven
This ANIMAL must surely have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen! Its No wonder that even at the scene of the crime Where you were born, the police arrested your dad 4 bestiality sex crimes committed against animals, the doctor slapped your mom and sent her 2 yankari game reserve, animal control euthanized your brother, and it took a documentary made by the discovery channel 2 save your life! Your life so far can aptly be described as "vile refuse"! I would advise U 2 swerve small into that pile of garbage in front of your crib, ministry of environment staff will soon come and pick u up for disposal!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:37pm On May 20, 2015
angry Son off mark! abi na "Son of wound" now sef ? How far? Coog still dey fire oh!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:18pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
look the phool saying trash,

you wanna repeat same jargon on all thread on me?

Now swerve.....

And if you start it with me, I will make sure I make the village wh0.ro you call a mother regret the day she evr open her wide smelling cu,nt for public use.

you have been behaving like a cursed goat for long, you will hear am today,
You bastards of mad woman
It seems this one has AIDS! It causes brain farts during lucid intervals! Anyway as U can see U direct relative of smigel, I am moderating a session with humans not monsters like U, so I would suggest u quietly go back 2 sucking that horses P.E.NIS dat U were busy with a couple of minutes ago! It contains the kind of nutrients your aids ravaged nerves and exo skeleton require during these your last days as a living THING! And by the way your MAMA say make U shvt up becuz u dey distract her from the good job she is doing right now by trying 2 extract magic milk from my ball sack! Take your frustrated, vacous, infinitesimal, vapid, cretinous and horrifying looking self and lie on dat train track close 2 your house! Rush hour no far again ! Beast of no race!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:11pm On May 20, 2015
grin
The Medical personnel we had on standby have just resigned due 2 the lack of necessary knowledge,tools or availability of the sort of medicine they would require to treat any of the contestants injuries! This is due 2 the severity of the injuries obtained by both parties so far! So marko and coog na end time tins get boyz oh?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:03pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.
The cut on the upper Lips on the D.P just changed 2 this!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:52pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
...liar? Far from it
Who is this "CANCER RIDDEN PIGLET?"!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:36pm On May 20, 2015
Our combatants are reloading! Let me pour another glass of vodka and wipe some of the blood and guts from my screen!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
grin
Lala247:
Chai una wicked men


Cant stop laughing
The moniker tells the whole story!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
grin
TheSonOfMark:
[b] First off; MONGOLOIDS are ASIANS while AFRICANS , on of which I am are NEGROIDS.

You see, you really should have repeated your first grade but a degenerate-cryogenized-revived nincompoop wouldn't know that, would he?wink

If retards had a colony, you would have made a dynasty.

The eclampsia-riddled pregnancy your mum had forced her to go into premature labour via Caesarian Section which. obviously deprived you of vitally important ante-uteral constituents hence resulting in the birthing of a dullard. You had to suckle a donkey's udder to survive and the immunologic-memory resident in the cast of cells obviously has made you a human-donkey, more like characters in the PERCY JACKSON MOVIE.


Your dad meanwhile had to screw dogs in fetish movies to pay for your neurological visits until his clock got bitten off , leaving your aged mum to get screwed in orgies while you continued with the family legacy of sucking dîcks for money.

[/b]
Molestation!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
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johnjon:
coogar is a good rapper. one of the best here.

check this out.

https://www.nairaland.com/1838397/battle-warlords-cooger-vs-siddoggg
Bros abeg no advice this guy again! He seems delusional! I think its becuz of the pummelling he has received from coog! If na biatches now him 4 dey yarn opats like dame impatience! Its over!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:52pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
you are a recto-cranially inverted trisomy-13 patient. i would do you worse than a dentist fixing your apprentice. you can't box with your god......i invented this art so take this for breakfast.

you are the weakest foe i have engaged in 2 years on this forum. your pen game has wackness written all over it. i have more respect for a vagrant begging for crumbs on the street than a mongoloid like yourself with no originality.

your parents did a horrible job producing a halfwit like yourself & they can suck my phallus with their amy winehouse's teeth. they are not humans - they were cursed by the gods of the earth when they incested. you are a product of 2 similar sets of genes and it's no wonder you show symptoms known to patients of down syndrome...

i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.

listen.......when stupidity fell in love with imbecility, the product was you. i am not to be fücked with, i am carnivorous and i'm high on barbiturates so eating your heart one chamber at a time is a stroll in the park.

if i earn a somalian shilling each time you have been found out to be an airhead, i would be a trillionaire in dollars. from your felonies of being a pickpocket to handling little children in nigeria, what part of your development stage isn't cursed? you are a statutory räpist - i hope the foundation of the building you sleep tonight collapse and you are buried in the debris.
After this latest assault, the Dp has started 2 look like this!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:49pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Right now I want captives.

He couldn't rap but he played into my hands - the grammar turf. I have no mercy when on that pitch.
Mark? Why are U wasting your time explaining shite 2 all these other people instead of focusing on coogar! Abeg look up read his last post and see how the nigga is getting all up in your rectum! Haba! fvck him up or just log out! See even your homie truckie don abandon U 4 here! Chisos!!!!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:11pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
buhahahaha
darkrebel finally found his balls. have you forgotten what i did to you few weeks ago. what has what you typed above gotta do with the fact that your father's nostrils has the same diameter of the exhaust pipe of a BMW convertible?

in the comity of retärds, you would be a life president. look at this pasty cüntbucket sired by the worst OPC dunderheads that had ever walked the streets of lagos. why should we even take you serious? you told us with your mouth that your whorïsh mother would suck bouncer's còck to get into the club while she was pregnant with you.

when you start from a seed, it's not hard to see that the apple never fell far from the tree alcoholic, moronic slut that dropped it. you are manifesting the behaviour of a son that his father fücked. i could get you an attorney to claim damages since we now know you lost your virginity to your pedophilic jobless father of yours.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:02pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
coogar does not battle hömoerötic losers like yourself. there's hierarchy in rap battle. you work your way to the top to even get a sniff. this isn't rap battling - this is just me pissing on your credibility.

listen kiddo....

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical semi-illiterates who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your fast-eroding self-esteem. i would have ignored your rants if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fit of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.
Kaiii! O-banj! What is this?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m):
grin
www.nairaland.com/2294221/nigerians-spend-least-24-minutes/1#33462557
Abeg my people read advice that me and chiam55 gave brother mark dat has suddenly turned to thrashing due 2" multiple blows 2 the medulla oblongata from coogar!" Mark learn 2 stop lying or go and become a politician and get paid for it !
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:26pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
So says the guy I thrashed and who has a personal vendetta against mecheesy



Like Trushpusher rightly opined, you can't be the judge. I slayed him with artistry. Check his last 4 replies he's been repeating himself.


Even Transgender Missclasssy and the Chiam55 I thrashed yestrrnight are here to wailcheesy. Still hurt diaries?wink




Today's for Coogar. I just dethroned your 'raplord'cheesy

U? TRASH ME? I just dey laugh, I posted the thread were we 1st met just 2 show people that the same Chiam55 dat u were accusing of being a hogwash specialist was once endorsing your OWN hogwash! U! And u we're feeling fly dat day! Chiam55 Of all people, while also pointing out the flaws in your post and also educating U about your sexual claims being false and inaccurate! Mark believe me If U and I had clashed, people would have been referring to U as a former romancelander by now! Your misogynist rants have put u in this situation and I really don't think U need my input! Face the wahala! I remain yours truly "mr neutral"!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2015
grin This what marks dp should be looking like by now!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:08pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
#jokes!



the fool wants a rap battle!
look at the nonsense he's typing that he calls a rap line.



your balls/these dolls
your cloak/you choked
your piece/seek peace
you lay/kingslay

only one syllable rhymed throughout his rubbish verse. at the age of 6, i was already rhyming 2+ syllables at the very least. shey na this gibbon i would waste my time with to pen bars? grin cheesy

i don't blame him though.
a douchebag of his size would clean the vagïna of a whale. he's so much of a gay, you can stick an easter egg in and out of his rectum without breaking the egg.
DAMN!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:04pm On May 20, 2015
Sonofmark this guy is taking U 2 the cleaners! Whether on rap flows or injury inducing insults! U on the other hand have been awarding your self marks 4 doing absolutely nada! I'm sorry but he is way ahead of U @ the moment! Focus on COOGAR and stop worrying about SINIZA and the REST OF US! All your claims of "typo jan.ja.wee.d eloquence" suddenly look highly Dubious 2 all who did not know U before today! Haba!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:58pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:
please erase yourself from my mentions attention seeking wh0re
I would advise dat U avoid the LORD, becuz Even a MILLION brown envelopes plus a truckload of EIYE( learn the spelling JEW) baby boys won't save U if I descend on U! So park well! I battle MODS not MONGS!

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