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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:07am On May 21, 2015 |
kradleber: Cooger slaps the ¢unt called your mother not me. Ever since you heard about cooger today, his name been on your lips like a permanent gloss. Dickriding and Famzing someone that doesn't even know you exist of nairaland ..
The same cooger you venerate is a perpetual biter that has been caught biting lyrics in battles from KOTD and other battle leagues. He used to use a sobriquet called Sauron which he also used in posting half of canibus lines he's bitten before he was exposed by Ofoka and so... Check his battle with siddogg and Google the lines. Half were bitten from KOTD.
You talk like you were born yesterday. All I see is words but you ain't saying anything. Just keep talking and perhaps something intelligent may slip out.  kradleber: Cooger slaps the ¢unt called your mother not me. Ever since you heard about cooger today, his name been on your lips like a permanent gloss. Dickriding and Famzing someone that doesn't even know you exist of nairaland ..
The same cooger you venerate is a perpetual biter that has been caught biting lyrics in battles from KOTD and other battle leagues. He used to use a sobriquet called Sauron which he also used in posting half of canibus lines he's bitten before he was exposed by Ofoka and so... Check his battle with siddogg and Google the lines. Half were bitten from KOTD.
You talk like you were born yesterday. All I see is words but you ain't saying anything. Just keep talking and perhaps something intelligent may slip out. Small pikin go and sleep! Your bones are still growing! Just make sure U change your moniker tomorrow 2 "Coogars Biatch"! Kwot! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:04am On May 21, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:51am On May 21, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Twice I had to blink, I mean, how can a how foam this much like a drink?
You epileptic reject.
The son of Mark puts a mark to back so everytime you lie down you'd rue the folly of having a brain that has packed. FunLord concieved as a tribute to the escapade in payment for a wine gourd.
I'm so above your caliber that I had to point my caliber low to aim at you.
This is a feeding FEEDING FRENZY so pardon if I go Clifford ØRGY.
Like PIRANNAHS- I'M HAVING YOU RAW FOR BREAKFAST.
Abeg go 2 bed! Even jesus thinks your a dry dumb ass! Bad night W.an.ker!!!
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:48am On May 21, 2015 |
daughter of mark! Later! I need 2 clean up all dis your blood that was splattered on me before i crash! Stop being a woman hater ok? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:41am On May 21, 2015 |
kradleber: Bitten, Stolen and reworded. No.27 Look @ this Fool! U think I'm a thief like U? Or u think u have a monoply on lyrics or things u and I have seen in the past? Swerve of my mentions you ret.ar.ded orang utan! Olodo! No wonder coogar always slaps the taste out of your stank gob! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:28am On May 21, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: CøckLord/FunLord, if you give up tonight, I'd haunt you till you deactivate your account. I AM THAT RUTHLESS. I'VE MADE TWO PEOPLE HERE DO IT.
 TheSonOfMark: CøckLord/FunLord, if you give up tonight, I'd haunt you till you deactivate your account. I AM THAT RUTHLESS. I'VE MADE TWO PEOPLE HERE DO IT.
WILL U SHUT THAT PIGS ANUS U CALL A MOUTH! U must be a crack junkie, who sniffs glue and drinks donkey sp.er.m 4 kicks! Do U think all your dumb assertions and empty threats mean JACK 2 a nigga like me? Or u think I am one of those women U live 2 victimise? Now Listen carefully U bingo Eating Uyo born Twunt! I can end U both ON and OFFLINE, I'm not a normal happy go lucky NL nigga! I would love nothing more than 2 detach your cranium from your lifeless shell of a body and use your skull as a personal biro holder! IN the game of LIFE,WITS,CASH, SWAG or GEEDOM? U are a bloody learner compared 2 me! I'm what U call a BEAST! U are 2 insignificant 2 be a problem, U are like a test question 2 people like me, We tick u off and move on 2 the next FLEA! FVCK U,what U stand 4, YOUR family, YOUR SET, and your BLOODY monica( not moniker)! U ARE A CONFIRMED HAS BEEN, BIATCH ASS NIGGA! And u just met your own personal grim reaper the FUNLORDl! the one the lord has put on this earth 2 bring your WORTHLESS existence 2 an early termination! Now begone so dat I can fvck my biatch and get some sleep, I will serve U some more real nigger S.P.ER.M dat u can use as mouthwash 2moro! Dumschlau! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:14am On May 21, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Suddenly our CöckLord loses his bite when his lover isn't around.
You are the failed product of test-tube baby making by a retarded laboratory intern. It failed so badly they had to transplate your mum's ovum to an orangutang before your foetus could develop.
For the first few months you had to suckle your monkey surrogate mum which left you with the I.Q of a lower primate.
But you learnt real fast for a half-monkey thanks to being the product of a lab experiment?
So tell me, when last did you visit the TROPICAL RAIN FOREST TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES?
 TheSonOfMark: Suddenly our CöckLord loses his bite when his lover isn't around.
You are the failed product of test-tube baby making by a retarded laboratory intern. It failed so badly they had to transplate your mum's ovum to an orangutang before your foetus could develop.
For the first few months you had to suckle your monkey surrogate mum which left you with the I.Q of a lower primate.
But you learnt real fast for a half-monkey thanks to being the product of a lab experiment?
So tell me, when last did you visit the TROPICAL RAIN FOREST TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES?
Jeez U really are a weakling! No wonder your all time favourite targets are women, children and the anus of little boys! No wonder "rokiatu,lala247 and chiam55" have all tagged U as a confirmed batty boi! U make no sense, u display apex cowardice, U look 4 conspiracies where non exist, U confuse yourself, U irritate animals, Lucifer denies your existence, your family tell strangers U are adopted , U crave male attention, U display the emotional discipline of a new born baby hippo! These are all basic characteristics dat are displayed by chronic fa.gs and mongs such as yourself! I really wish I could SLAP some sense into U and your thick quaker oat filled skull but I can't because that would be Termed as ANIMAL ABUSE! U are a special breed of DOLT I must say! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:47pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: CöckLord, I slayed your lover artistically while you were orgasming from the his phalangial massage of your genìtals.
KingSLAY would lay you out like clay while I play around with scalping you till you turn grey.
You are a faithful lover though but like Siamese twins, you are bound to your idiocy.
Your god backed out and the rule was 'WHOEVER BACKS DOWN LOSES'.
I particularly like to taunt degenerate marsupials like yourself so you can hop to your doom.
You cephalo-deficient retro-cerebral cryogenized-revamped dimwitted eclampsia-begotten delusional neathandral.
 TheSonOfMark: CöckLord, I slayed your lover artistically while you were orgasming from the his phalangial massage of your genìtals.
KingSLAY would lay you out like clay while I play around with scalping you till you turn grey.
You are a faithful lover though but like Siamese twins, you are bound to your idiocy.
Your god backed out and the rule was 'WHOEVER BACKS DOWN LOSES'.
I particularly like to taunt degenerate marsupials like yourself so you can hop to your doom.
You cephalo-deficient retro-cerebral cryogenized-revamped dimwitted eclampsia-begotten delusional neathandral.
U have just typed a years worth of "balderdash from your colonial dictionary" that even U yourself lack the temerity 2 understand! This your stupidity is legendary! It is creatures of your kind that revealed the existence of the stoopid tree! Unfortunately it seems U did not only fall out of the stoopid tree, but got your arse dragged through the entire dumbass forest containing the species! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:32pm On May 20, 2015 |
 Daughter of wounds! @ this point your not even Funny anymore your life is just a joke! All these peeps have spent the whole day laughing @ your sorry ass,weak ass flows,comedic timing, lame excuses, and your all time favourite "emulsion based hogwash"allegations which u have conjured from your own confused version of a "koranic bible"! The honourable thing 4 u 2 do would be 2 turn off your phone, shut dafuq up, have a little cry, maybe some dinner, and probably read that your 1960's Era dictionary dat has deceived U into believing that U have any sort of modicum of sense! it only brought U tragedy abi? Give it a rest boy! Mbok? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:23pm On May 20, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:44pm On May 20, 2015 |
 Abeg who help me see daughter of mark? Them say make I give am her new passport on nl!
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Family › Re: Women Are Their Worst Enemies by funlord(m): 10:19pm On May 20, 2015 |
softysparky: Maybe you need to re-evaluate yourself also and learn more from these women you used as an example. They have never been this hostile and aggressive to anyone on nairaland.  softysparky: Maybe you need to re-evaluate yourself also and learn more from these women you used as an example. They have never been this hostile and aggressive to anyone on nairaland. Gaddemit!!! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:50pm On May 20, 2015*. Modified: 7:47pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:30pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]Hey you _idiot, what the fvck is your problem? Do I look like you ex girlfriend? Am I the reason your butt bears the same resemblance with your face.? WTF
Have you become such a pusssy that you are scared of battling your fellow guys that you now want to duel a lady?
Dude go fvck yourself and leave me the hell alone. [/color] This 1 na him dem dey call I DEY COME!
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:21pm On May 20, 2015*. Modified: 8:01pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:19pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]Fool, you can't even construct a proper sentence without errors, even to save your useless life.
It's 'chosen' not 'choosed', mumu. [/color] Schooling?
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 9:11pm On May 20, 2015 |
April07: Be here fanning smoke into flames o.. continu.
D.rebel is my niccur.. can't diss him. 
You on the other hand, I shall gladly diss.  Maybe U are tired of living? |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:57pm On May 20, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:52pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]Is your entire miserable existence on the line? or is your fvcked up life dependent on this duel you want to have with me? If yes, then It would be my pleasure, but if no, just hop the fvck out of my mention like a pregnant Kangaroo, you fvcking feather-brained nitwit.
I warned you to stay off my path didn't I, you God forsaken _idiot. Stop mentioning me and stop quoting me on this forum. I don't give an infinitesimal fvck about you, I never have and never will.
Unadulterated rubbish! [/color]  missclasssy: [color=#000050]Is your entire miserable existence on the line? or is your fvcked up life dependent on this duel you want to have with me? If yes, then It would be my pleasure, but if no, just hop the fvck out of my mention like a pregnant Kangaroo, you fvcking feather-brained nitwit.
I warned you to stay off my path didn't I, you God forsaken _idiot. Stop mentioning me and stop quoting me on this forum. I don't give an infinitesimal fvck about you, I never have and never will.
Unadulterated rubbish! [/color] AH? Agarawurawus latest passport due 2 this intro!
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:35pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: [b] You had to resort to stealing my lines, it shows you have no spine.
Not surprising though. Your mama menstruates even through her mouth when she burps. The delibilitating effects of getting screwed like monster cöcks. She performs so well she makes pörnstars seems like nuns.
Eugenics sure hasn't been a success- that cranially-underdeveloped , cerebral-matter-depleted retärds like you still criss-cross this terraforma attests to that.
Your immediate progenitors are so archaic that carbon-dating is used to judge their ages but alas! it failed with potassium-dating being the last restort.
You kind are made to retire to Museums of Natural history, where else would living fossils be laid to rut?
Dementia has its advantages though - you forget how idìotic you are.
With you around gays don't need asswipes.
You momma must be on oxytocin steriods, how else can we explain how her cùnt gets double-fisted to arm's length in road side sèx shows? [/b]  TheSonOfMark: [b] You had to resort to stealing my lines, it shows you have no spine.
Not surprising though. Your mama menstruates even through her mouth when she burps. The delibilitating effects of getting screwed like monster cöcks. She performs so well she makes pörnstars seems like nuns.
Eugenics sure hasn't been a success- that cranially-underdeveloped , cerebral-matter-depleted retärds like you still criss-cross this terraforma attests to that.
Your immediate progenitors are so archaic that carbon-dating is used to judge their ages but alas! it failed with potassium-dating being the last restort.
You kind are made to retire to Museums of Natural history, where else would living fossils be laid to rut?
Dementia has its advantages though - you forget how idìotic you are.
With you around gays don't need asswipes.
You momma must be on oxytocin steriods, how else can we explain how her cùnt gets double-fisted to arm's length in road side sèx shows? [/b] Such is life! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:28pm On May 20, 2015 |
KingTom: You spelt it wrong, the fool got the spelling correct  Aaaah! Thanks bros either way I don pm her join sef! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:27pm On May 20, 2015 |
Lala247: Very dry So weak .... So u cant even defend urself Im Totally dissapointed in u .. If i catch u dissing chic again u will see  Chaii! See warning! I wuz here!
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:23pm On May 20, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:21pm On May 20, 2015 |
 BaBa emulsion paint don silently cut out? We no gree oh! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:09pm On May 20, 2015 |

Today can never be forgotten sha! 20th may 2015! Classic! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:05pm On May 20, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 8:03pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar: you lack wisdom. you are so poor in spirit, your dreams are in black & white. your dreams cannot even afford to add colours to your dreams.
you came here puffing your chest & you have been reduced to a midget. at your old age, you cannot even get anything done. you are so old, fortune tellers cannot even see into your future, cos there's none - you have used it up.
i am doing him favour. the quicker we get rid of his foul spirit, the better for all of us. he's a fat boil on the face of humanity.  coogar: you lack wisdom. you are so poor in spirit, your dreams are in black & white. your dreams cannot even afford to add colours to your dreams.
you came here puffing your chest & you have been reduced to a midget. at your old age, you cannot even get anything done. you are so old, fortune tellers cannot even see into your future, cos there's none - you have used it up.
i am doing him favour. the quicker we get rid of his foul spirit, the better for all of us. he's a fat boil on the face of humanity. So son of mark is a boil on the face of humanity? Anyway see humanities lastest dp! Typo eloquence come and explain oh!
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 7:50pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar: your mother's nickname back then was lethal weapon. don't get it twisted, she doesn't carry guns, she was given that name because of the number of STDs......she is the patient zero for herpes infection.
so much shyte out your mouth, your ass is jealous. how many times are you going to change your moniker? this must be a chronic case of identity crisis. you don't like who you are so you keep changing to find the right online persona.
this is what happens when a child lacks a father figure in his life. the time your father ought to have spent with you in developing your self confidence, he was at a zoological gardens breaking the hymens of their baboons.
if you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ašs instead of always hiding behind people to cuss out. read my lips, coogar is not responsible for the poverty your entire generation seems to have been cursed with. Darkrebels mummies DP after coogars last verse dedicated to her
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