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dre11:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/15/my-wife-is-pregnant-for-another-man-man-tells-court/

dre11:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/15/my-wife-is-pregnant-for-another-man-man-tells-court/

This is what happens when a caveman gets married to a certified mgbeke! They give birth to carnage!

Na beach front wedding be my plan sef! Cool breeze, and an unforgettable setting that would accommodate any amount of peeps! If madam 2 be, her church or her people no gree na them sabi! All this settlement na SCAM

If na me I go beg the soldier men make I slap the hell out of the stupid woman 4 not knowning how 2 distinguish an army uniform from a keke napep drivers own!

worthytalk:
Terrorist buhari , the president elect of the zoological republic called Nigeria been disgraced internationally. On Biafra We Stand!

worthytalk:
Terrorist buhari , the president elect of the zoological republic called Nigeria been disgraced internationally. On Biafra We Stand!

The senselessness brewing in this citizen is strong!

MrsChima:
Keep it up and I will tell the world you ate me out on my peruod.

MrsChima:
Keep it up and I will tell the world you ate me out on my peruod.

I die if this 1 get husband!

See that "condemed criminal missclasssy" reading comments! How and why them release am sef?

The sooner this "ndigbo" shut up and start thinking like" ndinigerians" the better! All this jingoism is unnecessary abeg! WE ARE 1! Stop blaming other for the short sightedness of your leaders!

Mogidi:
Buhari should just move to the UK and govern from there, he would save a lot on transportation.

Seems with every little problem in Nigeria, Buhari would run to the UK to ask Cameron what to do. Punch is reporting Buhari fled to the UK to avoid deciding who to back in the on-going fight for Senate Leader.

Buhari can't resolve the easy problem of who leads the senate yet people think he can stabilize world oil prices, smh.

Mogidi:
Buhari should just move to the UK and govern from there, he would save a lot on transportation.

Seems with every little problem in Nigeria, Buhari would run to the UK to ask Cameron what to do. Punch is reporting Buhari fled to the UK to avoid deciding who to back in the on-going fight for Senate Leader.

Buhari can't resolve the easy problem of who leads the senate yet people think he can stabilize world oil prices, smh.

So if YOU ever become president you would just sit in aso drive for 4 years without attempting any sort of bridge building efforts as well as making consultations with foreign allies? YOU must be another "EBELE" in the making!

Abeg all these ali and aminat babas no fit REST for naija again? Wtf!

END the beast of no nation abeg!

Kashamu? Make sure you don't drop the soap when you get into the united states penitentiary system! No amount of naira go save you for there oh? Better kill yourself sharply!

Dollyak:
Why are you in my mentions? You corpse looking man. Deadtin clad. *Spits*

Dollyak:
Why are you in my mentions? You corpse looking man. Deadtin clad. *Spits*

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

The best reply 2 any of these 7 questions is FVCK OFF BIATCH!

felifeli:
I hope this is the right section for posting this.

Supposing you are divorced and have a young employee who is a hard worker and strives to please, But you find that she seems to be getting too affectionate towards you. This girl is in her late 20s and nearly 30 years your junior. You don't want to get involved with her - she has nothing that you may want except possibly sex , and the last thing you want is another child . She is a fantastic worker otherwise . What would you do? Fire her ?

felifeli:
I hope this is the right section for posting this.

Supposing you are divorced and have a young employee who is a hard worker and strives to please, But you find that she seems to be getting too affectionate towards you. This girl is in her late 20s and nearly 30 years your junior. You don't want to get involved with her - she has nothing that you may want except possibly sex , and the last thing you want is another child . She is a fantastic worker otherwise . What would you do? Fire her ?

Lash her and then make her your personal secretary! But use condoms though before you go score indirect free kick!

I don tire 2 advise men oh? The pattern is simple! Take note! MONEY BRINGS BIATCHES, AND BIATCHES BRING HAPPINESS 2 YOUR BALL SACKS! MONEY CAN'T BUY U LOVE BUT IT WILL GET U LOTS OF P.U.N.A.N.I! So the moral of the story is " FVCK BIATCHES AND THEIR DRAMA AND GO AND GET MONEY INSTEAD"!

@op! U have just succeeded in given OP a new meaning on NL! It now means OUT OF POINT!

Topahz! The 5k never finish by now?

God's favourite mc your bound to remember my name, cause the funlord's been steadily blessing the hip hop game, with hot spit consistently streaming over merciless beats, its no wonder the moniker remains hot in the streets!

Ladies adore the lord so they never come thru with them gimmicks,cause they know I'm popeye and their p.u.s.s.I .e.s are my spinach, I'm like GMB cause corrupt souls and evil doers never want to see me,they prefer to act like sluts in the club and get closer to me!

Always on that paper chase but sometimes I hit the blunt and some henny in order to clear my database,wack mc's refer to me in hushed tones as leatherface, maybe because my frosh style seems to be perpetually protected by a leather case, even though I'm a member of the most playa hated race!

Never back down for no one cause I'm a god like kratos, fvcking biatches sexier than aries while slapping fools who try to act like zeus, carnage should be my middle name cause I'm steadily bringing the pain,driving monikers insane till only blood,guts and mb's remain, fvck the fame my skill set ensures niggaz remember my name,while my gunplay puts even soldiers to shame, my fertile mind drops unexpected lines like the summer rain,while after battling me challengers always have to explain to their friends and families why their suddenly looking like bane!

Quite happy to leave wack rappers in a body cast while wondering what they were doing while I was in hip hop karate class,studying bars,stunts,blunts and hip hop! legends,concepts and how to make a beat drop

Payed my dues so I aint got nothing to prove,while those who trespass against the lord have got their own existence to lose,dance around wack tracks and individuals like I'm j.b. Smoove,while my rhyme schemes remain classic but complicated like a rubics cube!

Was about time to address these niggaz who know my address,no need to stress the facts of life kids cause the lord knows best!


Shalom! And I don't even rap!!!

KcMark:
LOL. My name is Kingsley and it's even stated on my signature- KingSLAY.
That I school in the University of Uyo,Uyo is common knowledge and it is even on my profile . You missed the part where I stated that I am in my finals? Check my diary.
There goes you discovery - out the window, nitwit.


Headline news: Your precious b***h deactivated!

Ominious, yes?
Bum, while you were busy getting rammed in all your natural orifices by trànnies all night I stayed up to have 'canniibal' feasts of her and she 'tasted' right. Unsatisfied so I had Dollyak for dessert. Flossed my canines with strains of their fake weaves then I tossed the bones in the air for you b**tches to drool for.
I do this everytime, my alias should be Pavlov.

By the way, I just took a look @ your glorious dp! Is that really your face? Or did your neck throw up? Repulsive yob!

KcMark:

Don't get caught in the 'cross-fire'. Stay safe.

KcMark:

Don't get caught in the 'cross-fire'. Stay safe.

My friend shut that garbage bin you refer 2 as a mouth! I have posted all the threads filled with your embarrassing slaughter 2 all the women U secretly admire but try 2 claim U hate! fortunately most of them are not half brained dim wits like yourself so anyone going through the posts can easily decipher dat U were slapped left, right and upside down by both coogar and even ME that is not even a rapper! All your lies of victory are only figments of your non existent imagination! YOU are a Laughing stock! That is why for 2days U have been anxiously reading thru posts 2 see who and who have been analysing your death by a 1000 words! Even after your "biatch ass" reported me and got me a ban, u were probably hoping my posts will be deleted, but NO kid, I still got them! LOL! Now "mrs kingsley"! Is that not your name? I would advise that U go and study that your "outdated colonial dictionary" in order 4 U 2 pick up pointers that would assist U in overcoming the "mount everest amount of carryovers" U are currently battling in the university of UYO! U can even see that your personal history is in my possession! Suprising is it not? U are done! I have exposed U 4 the cowardly,misogynistic, pap brained, hog that U really are! Save this little ditty I just dedicated 2 U 4 posterity! Even when your future kids read about the superb waterloo that the funlord cooked up and served 2 their dad, its enough 2 turn your son into my number 1 fan and your daughter into my biatch! Now FVCK OFF the board, ADULTS are talking not MONGS!

chidekings:
lovely and intresting words u said up there.bro take this advice better u have more frnds than enemies.crayfish claiming to be shark.

My guy don't mind this olodo called daughter of mark! Read thru my posts and U will determine the kind of noisemaker he really is! Even after embarrassing him all day he would still be going around lying 2 himself! Slap him like the bitch he is!

that's why dey refer 2 this section as "kidland" in politics section! Gaddemit! After rebel go wan come dey measure p.r.I.c.k with him papa mates!

Oya we have heard from manlikemike! Where is the darktwat and the chiamaka55! Make una come spit una own!