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rhoseti1:
Funlord and booqee.....you guyz should stop these naw and lets enjoy this thread,if we add both of una age naw,i sure say una go senior buhari..,,and the both of u will a great couple..lol

rhoseti1:
Funlord and booqee.....you guyz should stop these naw and lets enjoy this thread,if we add both of una age naw,i sure say una go senior buhari..,,and the both of u will a great couple..lol

Lol! Bros make I bury the lesbian dunce abeg! Make she and her "feminazi ja.nja.weed squad" relocate back 2 her hometown of sambisa na?

booqee:
you sound boring and sad. You even went to copy that line just to post the 'baddest' insulting words all in a bid to sound intelligble.. But you failed woefully.. you end up sounding unintelligble and slobbery I swear ur so freaking pathetic and boring. Like really, you don't know how to utilize words yourself except you copy and paste?


keep in mind that your mum and your other female family members are part of the group you termed 'biatches'...except of course they do not possess a vagina. Just trying to tell u to watch the kind of things you post...now you went all out to insult her and your sisters indirectly. really dont you have respect for our mum?

Now among the two of us, whose parent sourly regrets giving birth to them? You already know the answer to that..





Don't thank me, thank God.

Look @ this reta.rded little ape? Lol trying 2 save face with weak and lame comebacks and allegations! Now listen 2 me U side winding chibok girl! U are a nonentity compared 2 my ball sacks! U are either dat dumb mofo vicky hiding behind a new moniker or one of the scum mods that she runs 2 after each decapitation! Either way you are a hopeless, mo.ro.nic. Carpet muncher! You remind me of the 25k coin, your mentions are worth that expired coin in value! U are like zelda from the terrahawks an imbec.ile born of an imbec.ile! U must be the daughter of a keke napep driver, due 2 the corner corner flows of stupidity u hav been blessing us with! Kindly go back 2 alagbon and keep sipping herbal tea mixed with sperm and pig shite in order 4 your depleted immune system 2 stand a chance against the more than 6 different viruses and diseases which u have been cursed 2 suffer as a by product of your esteemed career as a crackhead HARLOT! Let's go DUMSCHLAU!

booqee:
oju eja lomo je!

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory And a constant reminder 2 your parents about the greatest error of their lives! Bloody akara seller! Will u swerve into that pit latrine?

booqee:
Ode

Olodo rabata!

precisionindepth:
real suffering...from menstrar pain to preg palaver to childlabour pain to this pain and DT pain. do u still tink its right for "these biatches" as u inferred to b treated without care and respect?

. Is BIATCHES your surname? Or U can't read the name on my moniker! Everyone knows me and my funny quotes so dis your "personal technical foul" is irrelevant! Now, Stop thinking like a school girl and start assimilating more like the grown woman that U are my dear!

9jatatafo:
What if it is too big and causing the lady pains while bleeping? She might want to port to a guy with average size

9jatatafo:
What if it is too big and causing the lady pains while bleeping? She might want to port to a guy with average size

2 BIG? Something wey get elastic wey dey contract and expand? Area wey coca cola or star bottle dey enter? Bros no allow dis awon girls SCAM you with size talk abeg! Dem fit lost U inside that valley of happiness if care is not taken! Be warned!

lexajen:
Why Do Guys Show A Girl So Much Attention When They Are Under Pressure To Get Married.


Why?
I met a guy who has been showering me with so much love and attention.
He seems so sensitive to my feelings.
In fact he called me this evening and I was sounding low, I requested for him to call me back, so he sent me a text message and even sent to my WhatsApp that what is wrong, he said if it is cash, I should send my account number that he will do online transfer, if it is him, he is sorry, if it is family, I should try and forgive.

Is he for real, he is an only son.
Will he likely change?
He seems genuine.
But I am just being careful here.

Please advise.

lexajen:
Why Do Guys Show A Girl So Much Attention When They Are Under Pressure To Get Married.


Why?
I met a guy who has been showering me with so much love and attention.
He seems so sensitive to my feelings.
In fact he called me this evening and I was sounding low, I requested for him to call me back, so he sent me a text message and even sent to my WhatsApp that what is wrong, he said if it is cash, I should send my account number that he will do online transfer, if it is him, he is sorry, if it is family, I should try and forgive.

Is he for real, he is an only son.
Will he likely change?
He seems genuine.
But I am just being careful here.

Please advise.

After he finishes fvcking U, all your questions will be answered while all your fears will be confirmed!

It seems the name of this contest is totally WRONG! How can it be called "miss nairaland" when all the contestants and voters are all romancelanders? Should it not have been called "miss romanceland" in fairness? After all there are no contestants from other threads? And why are the umpires having problems securing pictures of the candidates? Do they not want to be seen? If so why? And from the names I'm seeing today how come many of those on the list were not given equal opportunities to also be interviewed? Questions!
Cc: NLjega

I'm seeing a lot of evidence of multiple voting!

I'm seeing a lot of evidence of multiple voting!

cynhia morgan dey UNILAG?

These biatches dey suffer sha! No wonder they are sometimes angry and confused over nothing!

A real bae will avoid this thread and the op like a plague!

Smally! U no get father?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why does my mother always try to use me. She always wants me to go to occassions with her even when her friends invited her. I am 21 yrs old btw. I currently live at home because I am currently attending Community College and this has been going on for sometime now. It's also really awkward how she always wants to schedule hair appointments for me by contacting her friends to get the number of their own hairdressers and funny thing is she always wants me to go there but she never goes to her friend's salon for a hair do, she'll instead go to professionals. Plus she can never honor an invitation unless I agree to come with her for the party and she automatically tells her friends that I'll be coming with her. She always wants to get closer to me and be nice when I want to distance myself away but then goes right back to who she is the moment I try to get closer again

Guys what do you suggest I do?[/color]

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why does my mother always try to use me. She always wants me to go to occassions with her even when her friends invited her. I am 21 yrs old btw. I currently live at home because I am currently attending Community College and this has been going on for sometime now. It's also really awkward how she always wants to schedule hair appointments for me by contacting her friends to get the number of their own hairdressers and funny thing is she always wants me to go there but she never goes to her friend's salon for a hair do, she'll instead go to professionals. Plus she can never honor an invitation unless I agree to come with her for the party and she automatically tells her friends that I'll be coming with her. She always wants to get closer to me and be nice when I want to distance myself away but then goes right back to who she is the moment I try to get closer again

Guys what do you suggest I do?[/color]

@op no vex! Your biatch dey with us for abuja, sorry 4 the haste in which she left without telling U but my chairman get timetable wey we dey use operate! No vex! She is being well looked after and has been provided excellent accommodation during her stay! Anyway she will be back 2 your loving arms hopefully by tomorrow with some gifts 4 U from us but make sure U allow her rest for 2 days straight in order 2 allow all the holes in her body retract 2 their normal sizes! Such is life eh?

Juvante:
I am old enough to admit my flaws in public, rather than hide behind panty hoses. If you google search your full name, i hope it gets beyond the main search page! If PTDF found my final year project as worthy enough to finance a research on, who are you to ask if I can count!
Why are you scared to call me a liar? Simply, call me a liar and invite the lady herself to come online, and tell the whole of Nairaland that she is half white,half black and half indian! She should say she only school part time!
I dare you to demand for her to come online and tell everyone that i posted a cock and bull story!
Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A. LIAR! I have already exposed YOU as such! Keep deceiving yourself, PTDF my ass! YOU are a NOBODY, which was why you were trying to tag me like the lonely troll you are! Even a primary school child that comes and read our exchanges would decode that you have been found out, 2 bad next time look before you leap so that you don't end up in a pile of shite! You keep sayin I should call her! Your like a little girl son, screaming in abject shame 4 being caught after soiling herself in class, Lol! Now answer the following questions or forever hold your peace "THE WHAT'S APP PICTURE I POSTED IS IT REAL OR NOT AND WHOSE NUMBER ENDS WITH THESE FIVE DIGITS 89251?" If you can't answer these 2 then Meeeeeen you really are weak! Now do the needful and swerve into that nearby landfill, I've given you your shallow 15minutes, its time for you 2 return 2 your rabbit hole and keep having fun with your roomate "smigel the precious"! Tw.at!

Juvante:
You want to play ostrich?
@ all,
This was his post
My brother, that's why I always advice people 2 expand
their horizons! As U can see I referred to her as a NORDIC
QUEEN in my post! 4 those that don't know "nordic" is a
term that refers to countries in the northern part of europe
like norway, sweden, switzerland and denmark! Cherlene
lives in norway, she's a part time student and health worker
and she is part white, part indian and part black! Her kids
are half black also! When she finds U worth the effort she
may also confirm all the things I just told you about, I won't
give U her e-mail address or her phone number because
I'm
a razorblade nigga! @ the end of the day FUNLORD is a
boss! Ask of me and get familiar with my level! The game is
easy if you sabi how 2 play! D"

Now compare it to mine

1. She is not a part time student, rather, she is a Full
time student. She has never been a health worker.
2. She is not part indian, part white, and part black! I
don't even know where you got that idea from! Have u
ever seen her parents' pictures? She is a coloured
Southie, and you should know how they look, since you
have expanded your horizons!
3. Her kids are not half caste. Do you know the
nationality of their father?
Prove me wrong or shut up!

Can anyone ask him to call me a liar??

......Lmfao! I wanted 2 ask how old U are but I'm sure U can't count that high! Lord have mercy!

Juvante:
Since you are so bold, i dare you to publicly ask her to come online to call me a liar in the presence of all.
You will not survive a cross examination in court! You submitted tainted evidence and you want to be acquited and apologised to!

www.nairaland.com/2144338/romance-section-chat-central-derailers/249#33820646 listen FOOL I called her a nordic princess because she lives in norway presently! U can see how I said hello on this thread! I never said SHE WAS from NORWAY! Now I am sure due to your stupidity u expect me to start calling a working mother 2 come and assertain your foolishness but when u grow up and stop being a wan.ker u would know that a real man Never does such! My last post has revealed all and it would be helpful if I allow u revel in your stupidity 4 a while! JUVANTE! U are an up and comer dat has bin caught in the market square with no clothes on! U and I know what U have read from the messages u got(lol) and so far U have been reluctant 2 defend your previous stance! U are and will eternally remain a slut nigger! Its sad that I had 2 be the one 2 give u an internet wedgie! Look 4 sum mods and report my moniker, maybe u will understand better! Grow up kid, your detective skills are still @ potty training level! Step yo game up! Jeez!

Cherlene:
@Juvante and @Funlord

Kindly be CIVIL, that is my only BESEECH.

Due to a MISUNDERSTANDING between Funlord and I, we have FINALLY INGRAINED the matter.

Cherlene

Abeg! Mr destitute what does this mean to reasonable people? Although 2 a confirmed shrew like U it may seem like latin! What an E.DIOT! U said I was begging offline, how is dat possible without the other persons approval or them also having my own contacts? or am I communicating with her via magic?, I posted her current what's app pic, the dundee kept shut, now the same person posts this and this caveman is still typing gibberish? Juvante U are a hopeless case! The entire school fees that your parents spent a lifetime paying have bin wasted Since u only ended up becoming more foolish and your "manhood" may eventually be discovered by archeologists! But 4 now I gaze upon u with sadness! Thank god Your folks have your sister 2 fall back on! DAMN!

Juvante:
I am on my knees. Please tag everyone to this thread. Let everyone read from the start and ask him to answer. A man post false info online and he is begging offline for an apology!
Tag everyone. Let them tell him to swallow his ego and apologise for posting crap.

look @ how STOOPID U are! If I did not know her how else could I have reached her 2 send her your message! What a dullard! Your life must be a movie, cuz such foolishnes only exists in movies! Lmfao!!!!

Juvante:
So much words, just like Philip of Macedon! My reply is laconic and pithy- " answer"!

Juvante:
So much words, just like Philip of Macedon! My reply is laconic and pithy- " answer"!

Now U have become shakespere! What a TWUNT! Dude I've exposed U, and her post has exposed U! I would suggest U Shut the fvck up and wait till your shame subsides before ever coming back 2 dis particular thread 2 spout crap! In your dreams or in reality U can never aspire 2 my level so kill your infantile noise! U NO REACH!

Juvante:
I dare you to call me a liar. Let me make it easier. If you are sure of what you posted, simply make a request for all to read that the lady should confirm d crap that you posted.
If I am a liar, then i promise to send u 1000 naira recharge card as an apology. The entire Nairaland family is a witness. The son of an harlot and a paedophile dares you or run away like the yellow bellied coward that i thought you are!

Your family tree must be a cactus because I'm sure everyone on it is a PRICK! Unfortunatelu U are the only lame prick on it! Sperm drinking baboon! I've EXPOSED U for the worthless piece of hog shite dat U are! U lack any sort of credible combacks and u r now resorting 2 recharge cards! Hunger on display! Save your card 2 call your mum later so dat U can 2 shed tears of disgrace on her shoulders! U are the worst kind of filth there is, scum of the sewer! If u were not born tru a struggle due 2 underdevelopment, BE A. MAN and post your convo! BAS.TARD

Borrussia:
Colossal conundrum.

Borrusia? If U are not going 2 keep it real then keep quiet! U saw how dis orang utan was trying 2 paint me as a fraud and u were egging him on! Now that the tables have turned u are turning sympathetic! Its not about cherlene please its about the principle!ask Him if he has the GUTS 2 tell us what she asked him 2! do the Beast is only trying 2 cover his hereditary shame! But I told her as long as he does not appear contrite then its ON! Or if u were me would u take shite from an imbecilic, half wit, mentally challenged dumschlau? Come on!!!!

Juvante:
Please, can somebody ask him to answer the three posers or keep silent?

Does my moniker say funlordgoogle? I can see your stupidity has sections like the Matrix, and I know the hoeness ingrained in your DNA may be causing U 2 choke on opposing facts @ the moment! Now listen re.tarded monkey, if u are such a Gee why are u afraid 2 come out and reveal what the lovely lady ordered U 2 do on what's app? Are Your insides so filled with spaghetti masquerading as nerves dat your shook like a fever victim? Yur pride has NO VALUE so u might as well man up and confess your sins of stupidity and stop all dis rattle snake behaviour! It seems U are now her dad! What a tran.ny

Juvante:
@ funlord, that was my post! Call me a liar to my face or answer the three posers! You are a yellow livered coward who wear breeches but hide behind panty hose.
I dare you in the presence of all Nairalanders to call me a liar, or shut up forever!

Lol! Everyone can see your stupidity on display mong! Your birth required an apology from the condom factory as well as from your folks! Just because your own life seems like a holiday in hades does not mean everyone was exposed 2 the same kind of poverty alleviation based existence that U are used 2! U have now been exposed as a weak, gay, arse licking cretin, and all of a sudden U are looking 4 a quick getaway! Nah biatch! Your are one of Gods mistakes and u must be returned 2 the angels workshop wit your DEFECT sign attached 2 your bleeding rectum! Your like a horses anus, filled with bile and germs, so U need 2 be expunged from nl!

Juvante:
I told her to tell you to come online to apologise for making a fool of your self. You came online to rant about her,spewing tall tales about indian blood and a non existent job!
You want to save face and asked for an apology! Make Ayelala punish that mouth of yours!
Insolent oaf!

Your dad is a PEADOPHILE, Your Mums a pensionable HARLOT, your Son is my NUMBER 1 Fan and your Daughter is my BIATCH! Bloody dunderhead! Who has been proven 2 be the lying, sperm drinking I'm.b.ecile now? FVCKTARD

Borrussia:
Gargantuan gaga

Can U imagine the OLODO! Trying 2 backtrack? Rent boy ape! Thinking evryone lives lik a half arsed poser like himself! IDI.OT

Juvante:
You come online to pull a bold face and you hide behind, begging for a public apology on whattsapp.
I am not your son. For your info,why sidestep all the questions that i asked you,razor blade boss? Call me a liar to my face or give answers to the three posers I raised. You think that I came to Nairaland to waste my time on an ego massaging trip or a big dick contest? Real men do not rant in public fora.
If you ever request for an apology from me again, i will insult u to an inch of your life! What impudence, calling me your son!

your a DUMB DUNCE! U punk ass biatch ass mofo! U wanted 2 taint me wit the same loser brush U were born with but U have been shamed like the piglet U are! I will BURY U like a cats feaces 4 being a stupid kid ! Dolt! Come and have a piece and learn 2 quit COWARDICE

Borrussia:
No vex bro.

no wahala! U no see say juvante don quiet? He is chatting wit her right now! Nigga is crying like a girl dat he won't come and apologize that I should pm him! What a child

Borrussia:
Someone had just been

guy u ma dey fall my hand! Wait 4 her next reply before U jump 2 conclusions! Lol

Juvante:
YOU can say that again and again!

any other comment baby?

Juvante:
Let me burst your bubble-
1. She is not a part time student, rather, she is a Full time student. She has never been a health worker.
2. She is not part indian, part white, and part black! I don't even know where you got that idea from! Have u ever seen her parents' pictures? She is a coloured Southie, and you should know how they look, since you have expanded your horizons!
3. Her kids are not half caste. Do you know the nationality of their father?
Next time, when you gather information from the posts of people, endeavour to do proper research before posting.
@ all, be careful of what personal information that you send into the internet, because of identity theft perpertuated by crooked fellows like the ilk of FUNLORD! He has been mute and he keeps viewing the thread! Lily spined rubberlowe!
As the Isley brothers alongside R. Kelly sang, " Bursted"!!!!
Shalom

stop being silly boy! This is her current picture on her what's app page true or false! Her kids have a black father and by the way WHY don't you ask her if we chat or not? Abeg U no reach 2 bust me son! If u don't know now you know! Lol!!!!!