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coogar:
what's the meaning of this rubbish?

a pregnant goat must have urïnated on your head when you were a pikin. this is what happens when a son gets fücked by his dad.

so this is what you refer to as rap? monosyllabic rhymes for your intellectual god? you are the spermatozoon your mother shoulda swallowed with a cold glass of guinness stout.

TheSonOfMark:

Good.
Let it be known henceforth that he bowed to me.

Off for lunch.
Cc: Everyone

coogar:
look at this fool!
you aren't even smart enough to put lines together intelligently & yet you want a rap battle? there's a process before you can battle your intellectual god. follow the due process and if you work hard, you could get the chance by 2019.

you are not on my level of verbiage.
so go back to your romance section with your perforated brain cells. you are a mongolian idïot. if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife, i have no single doubt you would be sucking lucifer's balls right there while you are being fisted by 20 ewoks!

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Funlord you mentioned _seun.
Unmention him quickly before he sees the mention and send his minions to hide posts.[/color]

Borrussia:
What do you mean by all those 'romancelanders' are you the owner of rap battle section

TheSonOfMark:

Sinizia, FunLord and Kradleber: Let's take it to the rap section.

I'm the lyricist on the prowl. Let's confirm that.

Coogar, are game or what?.

Let's go!

coogar:
is that all? you are a witless apprentice....

my first observation is you have the intelligence of an abortus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world. everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rêtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and angrier human being.

you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other. the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed.

TheSonOfMark:

You huffed, you pufffed, you coughted but when I dissected your ineptitude and pseudo-venom and the gulf, you duffed...to me your lord 5 minutes boys- they alway cùm fast


Sinizia, Kradleber and Funlord: Your supposed rapheir just threw in the towel to me the 'wordsmithing' duke!

TheSonOfMark:

Check your mention notification- I replied Coogar already. Or are you deliberately skipping it?

I'm ready, is he? Without dropping a notch from my typo-eloquence I still take on these preys even while they pray. BAITING them to their cyber-doom - piece of CAKE.

GAME ON!

sinizia:
Creating such thread will be closed down by any mod in that section. So it'll be a waste of time. The only way to E-fight with anyone is on this thread or an already created thread so the mods won't see it. But if this thread is not condusive for you, here's the Rap Battle chat thread, with no active mods and where insults are not hidden.

https://www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/730

Just insult him or call him out and he'll be there to respond. In your reply to him you said you don't include people's families. Well, there's no rule in this game. It's a no-holds-barred. That's how beefs are. This is no nursery school playground. Coogar will cuss you with vilest words he's got. He doesn't have time for typo-eloquence or logomachy. He'll win, Mark. But if you want to go ahead, that thread is what you need. Call him out.

@ Logicalmind1 and Tashamaania, I'm not a stirrer. I'm the one holding back Mark since last night.

TheSonOfMark:
I don't and never will attack the relatives of my 'victims' . I FOCUS ONLY ON MY VICTIMS FOR PERSONAL REASONS. It's one of my 'rules of engagement'. CREATE A PLATFORM ALL THE SAME.

The many comments and mentions here are quite distracting enough.

coogar:
if i don't destroy you & the 7 generations before you within 30 mins, i would pay you $500. with your guguru & epa lines, you would be eviscerated faster than your momma tears a condom pack in her ashawo business. to lesser mortals like you, i am your god!

coogar:
if i don't destroy you & the 7 generations before you within 30 mins, i would pay you $500. with your guguru & epa lines, you would be eviscerated faster than your momma tears a condom pack in her ashawo business. to lesser mortals like you, i am your god!

TheSonOfMark:
Actually, sir, if you think he's that good lexically, create a plaform for us to e-duel it out. THERE YOU HAVE IT- MY CHALLENGE.
I hope the mods would be accommodating enough. It's up to him to take up the gauntlet.

LET'S SEE WHO IS BETTER.

Borrussia:
Improvised dunderhead, so much for being eloquent, you don't know the difference between cougar and coogar, it's so obvious that you're looking for attention on nairaland whereas a mosquito is famous than you'll ever be in this universe, alongside your so called 'typo-eloquence, now run along and desist from being a cretin.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]A guy that wears glasses and pouts is definitely gay.
There is no arguing that [/color]

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]A guy that wears glasses and pouts is definitely gay.
There is no arguing that [/color]

Nneka123:
Ha! Meaning?

Nneka123:
Ha! Meaning?

Truckpusher:
Rokiatu, how is that community jumbo size asss of yours doing?

Truckpusher:
Rokiatu, how is that community jumbo size asss of yours doing?

Nneka123:
Just go straight to the point please?

Nneka123:
Just go straight to the point please?

rokiatu:
[size=18pt] So this ugly son of a fool is still mentioning me? LMAO AT victims. I always knew you lead a pathetic life, but now you have just proven what an absolute idio...t you are. The pattern in which you go about attacking women on this forum says a lot about how damaged and deranged you are. But seeing how ugly, and abnormal you look it's clear to see where this behaviour pattern is coming from. Actually some of us feel sorry for you unlike those fools that following you around and mending your ego by liking your post and taking you to be some sort of great E war lord. I can see through your fragile self esteem that you are have obviously been rejected over and over by the female folks. You were probably denied br.e.a.st feeding as a child and your mother is still probably parading around opening her legs for random men so you mistake every woman to be like your mother.

I feel so incredibly sorry for you. You don't get any attention in the real world, you are a socially rejected m.o.r.on hence the reason you come online and put on this exterior to feel good about your miserable existence. Off course you have nothing going for yourself so you resort to insults and hate. You are so broken and hurt, that you easily lash out at people that you are jealous, uncomfortable, and easily intimidated by. It's all defence mechanism and i can see clear through it like a glass. Thats the reason i never even bothered with you one bit. Infact whenever i come across one of your hate filled post, i always smh in pity for you, for you are so far gone that even therapy and rehab can not bring you back. You are a broken man, a man filled with hate, and rejected. Tragically though and not surprising, this is the affect of being subjected to years of the cruelest abuse, feeling love deprived, and being repeatedly rejected by the female folks. I know life is hard for you son, infact use me as your target to put all your hate on if that will help your low self esteem and inferiority complex. But no matter what, you are, and will always remain a hopeless, worthless, loser. The internet may make you feel good about two to 5 hours a day but that's about it, you will always be the brand ambassador of s.t.u.p.i.d.i.t.y, self loathing, bad luck, and neglect. A broken soul.


Child, you are the victim here, a victim of child abuse, a victim of child abandonment, a victim of sexual abuse, a victim of emotional abuse, a victim of a dysfunctional and broken home, so it's clear to see why your self esteem is so damaged beyond repair. I know you live this solitary, lonely, and meaningless life so you find solace online by insulting women to feel good about your already non existence self esteem. But the sad part is that you can't run away from reality, whenever you log off the internet, you go back to your pathetic little life. Reality always slap you in the face hence the reason your face is now crooked. i always laughed when i hear you say i finished this person i finished that person....hahhaahahahhaah you indeed live a sad life. So you believe by coming online and hiding behind your computer and hating on others in order to hide your insignificant you think you accomplish anything? Lol Many of you are indeed social rejects and losers on here. You are a pathetic worthless grade A piece of junk.

Your azzz must be destroyed by now due to the many di..c.ks that's been there, you now walk around with a leaking a.n.u.s no wonder your favorite word is "transgender" You wish you were born into this world as a woman instead but you are stuck in a man's body. Go watch Bruce jenner story, that may give you inspiration to finally become who you've always wanted to be. Even a filthy bed pan is a hundred times better then your worthless azz. I see why you are filled with so much hate lol.
You are a sick man, and though your illness have no cure, I will keep you in my prayers. [/size]

Chiam55:
Really fvck off mentioning me. Wtf pays you to write these fvckin essays?

I think your parents were trying for a girl when they made you. I've never met a bigger bbitch than you in my life. You run your mouth so much I wouldn't be surprised you suck dick for a living. Homos everywhere.

kradleber:
Bros. . abeg nobody can last up to one hour on the first take Stop pepper-souping us with zobo.

When you've had the first €jaculation, you can even go as long as 1:30 mins but not before that.
Point is - no one can last up to 1 hour before his first release unless he had jerked off before the girl came

kradleber:
why are you wailing more than the bereaved? .and what's with this ostentatious and pretentious affection you are exhibiting for someone who don't even give a roundhouse or bicycle-kick fu¢k about you.?
where's your pride and self-dignity?
Your unnecessary vitriolic outbursts keeps validating your estrogenicity. You need a massive P€nis in your life!.

Besides,what sonofthemark did is exactly what Dimple did to you some months back.
If you have a flawless retentive memory then you'd recall that she and lala were repeatedly telling me and whoever cared to listen that you're a male disguising with a female account, and now nemesis caught up with her and you're acting like your pubic hairs were forcefully detached from your private part..

treat foreigners? yet the same foreigner defamed you few months ago?
ohh you must really think she's your superior and colonial master cos she's not a native.. Balderdash

we know sonofthemark is only joking ... so don't be such a redneck hill billy ...

kradleber:
why are you wailing more than the bereaved? .and what's with this ostentatious and pretentious affection you are exhibiting for someone who don't even give a roundhouse or bicycle-kick fu¢k about you.?
where's your pride and self-dignity?
Your unnecessary vitriolic outbursts keeps validating your estrogenicity. You need a massive P€nis in your life!.

Besides,what sonofthemark did is exactly what Dimple did to you some months back.
If you have a flawless retentive memory then you'd recall that she and lala were repeatedly telling me and whoever cared to listen that you're a male disguising with a female account, and now nemesis caught up with her and you're acting like your pubic hairs were forcefully detached from your private part..

treat foreigners? yet the same foreigner defamed you few months ago?
ohh you must really think she's your superior and colonial master cos she's not a native.. Balderdash

we know sonofthemark is only joking ... so don't be such a redneck hill billy ...

TheSonOfMark:

And you Charis, stay off my 'shooting range' when I am going ballistic. I specifically skipped you guys whom I haven't had prior e-squabble with. Hopefully it'll stay so.

Tonight was CHIAMaka's night beneath my spotlight.

TheSonOfMark:

And you Charis, stay off my 'shooting range' when I am going ballistic. I specifically skipped you guys whom I haven't had prior e-squabble with. Hopefully it'll stay so.

Tonight was CHIAMaka's night beneath my spotlight.

Unibenstudent:
well its no biggie,,I had to hit the button..hope u don't mind replying the meSsage?

Unibenstudent:
well its no biggie,,I had to hit the button..hope u don't mind replying the meSsage?

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Thesonofmark. It's now obvious that you are a deranged fool. You are obviously mentally _retarded. For real, no kidding.
You think you can just go about this section talking ill about anybody you feel like.
What the hell is your fvcking problem?

Chiam55/dimples192(which she deactivated) is not an impersonator or any rubbish that you are calling her out to be.

She is Somalian and was born in Somalia but moved to the UK when she was young.
She has never stated that she is Ethopian, neither has she ever said that she is Nigerian.
The only time she said anything about her nationality is when she officially stated on wristwatch's interview thread that was Somalian.
She found Nairaland through google. She is not chiamaka or whatever.

Haven't you heard her voice note? Didn't you hear her accent you _idiot.
Why are you this foolish? Why are you so obsessed with frustrating ladies on this forum.
Are you sick?

Chiam55 is not even a Nigerian, but she chats with Nigerians like she is one of them.
Is this how you treat foreigners? Can't you use your depleted senses for once.
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missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Thesonofmark. It's now obvious that you are a deranged fool. You are obviously mentally _retarded. For real, no kidding.
You think you can just go about this section talking ill about anybody you feel like.
What the hell is your fvcking problem?

Chiam55/dimples192(which she deactivated) is not an impersonator or any rubbish that you are calling her out to be.

She is Somalian and was born in Somalia but moved to the UK when she was young.
She has never stated that she is Ethopian, neither has she ever said that she is Nigerian.
The only time she said anything about her nationality is when she officially stated on wristwatch's interview thread that was Somalian.
She found Nairaland through google. She is not chiamaka or whatever.

Haven't you heard her voice note? Didn't you hear her accent you _idiot.
Why are you this foolish? Why are you so obsessed with frustrating ladies on this forum.
Are you sick?

Chiam55 is not even a Nigerian, but she chats with Nigerians like she is one of them.
Is this how you treat foreigners? Can't you use your depleted senses for once.
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