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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:28pm On May 19, 2015
I need more of this abeg! grin

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Arrives Accra, Ghana For The 47th ECOWAS Summit(photos) by funlord(m): 8:31pm On May 19, 2015
grin See Bros J don dey form busy?
Politics › Re: 2.744bn SURE-P FUNDS: Touch It & Go To Jail- El Rufai Warns Mukhtar Yero by funlord(m): 8:28pm On May 19, 2015
grin Ramallan Yero....a.k.a "M.c Hammer"!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by funlord(m): 1:55pm On May 19, 2015
grin EXPO 4 the candidates! Especially 4 One of the front runners, your CAMPAIGN TEAM are slipping big time! Shoddy politics! ***drops microphone and retreats slowly back into the chambers***
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by funlord(m): 1:06pm On May 19, 2015
After extensive consultations the oracle has decided to go with the following:

1: Twaci

2:Mzlaurel


NLJega

Celebrities › Re: Davido & His Babymama Sophie Momodu (Photos) by funlord(m): 12:00pm On May 19, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
Davido and Sophie Momodu who is Ovation CEO Dele Momodu's cousin, welcomed their daughter last week. Here are never seen before photos from her baby shower. See how Davido is lovingly looking at her. He may have have a new Guinea bae Sira but Sophie definitely has a very big spot in his heart. Big congrats to them. Davido is 22, Sophie is 28.

Before Davido openly acknowledged the baby was his, a member of his team who had agreed to speak with NET on condition of secrecy, had said this of the pregnancy back then:

‘People like to talk; the fact that the girl is pregnant doesn’t mean that Davido is the one responsible. Anyways, we both know it’s not today that we’ve been having all this pregnancy allegations for Davido.”

When asked if Davido really knows the lady in question and has had any sexual relationship with her, the source went on to add:

‘The truth is Davido sure knows the girl, but they are not as close as they used to be. So I really can’t tell, and if she comes tomorrow and says Davido is the father of her baby or Davido got her pregnant, then we’ll request for a DNA test.’

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/new-adorable-photos-of-davido-his-baby.html
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FlirtyKaren:
Davido and Sophie Momodu who is Ovation CEO Dele Momodu's cousin, welcomed their daughter last week. Here are never seen before photos from her baby shower. See how Davido is lovingly looking at her. He may have have a new Guinea bae Sira but Sophie definitely has a very big spot in his heart. Big congrats to them. Davido is 22, Sophie is 28.

Before Davido openly acknowledged the baby was his, a member of his team who had agreed to speak with NET on condition of secrecy, had said this of the pregnancy back then:

‘People like to talk; the fact that the girl is pregnant doesn’t mean that Davido is the one responsible. Anyways, we both know it’s not today that we’ve been having all this pregnancy allegations for Davido.”

When asked if Davido really knows the lady in question and has had any sexual relationship with her, the source went on to add:

‘The truth is Davido sure knows the girl, but they are not as close as they used to be. So I really can’t tell, and if she comes tomorrow and says Davido is the father of her baby or Davido got her pregnant, then we’ll request for a DNA test.’

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/new-adorable-photos-of-davido-his-baby.html
HABA DAVIDO? Which kind mgbeks be this? Abi U know see oshiomole babe? And even to tune equaliser dat one no sabi!
Romance › Re: Tall and Ugly; Short and Handsome. Pick One by funlord(m): 9:37am On May 19, 2015
write2obi:
Try to read and comprehend before commenting.
grin
write2obi:
Try to read and comprehend before commenting.
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 9:08am On May 19, 2015
booqee:
Shut the fcck up coward newbie..you obviously don't know how it works here.. if they would ban me they must equally ban ur fccking silly ass too.

Bastard go get a life..u disgust the hell out of me..coming to nairaland to call his mum a biatch. undecided
Then reporting to the mods like it would reduce my life span or i could not create another handle to whip ur low life.. .. Run along go play with sand or something.... idiotic 10yr old muthafucka


I'm done with ur cowardly ass... i'm ashamed that i could stoop so low.. I still can't deal with the reporting ish..goshhh
HUNGRY BEAST! Maybe you are looking 4 employment as a mod that's why you know all their rules? Lonley sad dunce! Better 2 be a newbie than an OLD RE.TA.RDED BABOON! A big drum always sounds loud from afar, it is when it gets close U know its just an irritating instrument of gibberish, similar 2 U! Making baseless allegations 2 cover her shame! Chaii! U are a sorry case, a bottom feeding muck raker! DOLT....after slapping the hell out of U with words why should I report U! Or is dat what u normally do? CVNT! I thought u said u work? Or being a runz girl is now classified as work? Olosho number 1! Abeg take your weak strategies and go drown your soon 2 be lifeless body in the lagos lagoon! U are literally 2 stoopid 2 spar with! I really pity your folks your daddy should have done the withdrawal method and came on the sheets, or he should never have had sex with that hag u refer 2 as mummy in the 1st place Lmfao!
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Girls So Dependent,to The Point Of Parasitism? by funlord(m): 9:01am On May 19, 2015
grin Mr op! It is because a large section of nigerian woman are inherently lazy, proud and prefer 2 sponge off men rather than become financially independent themselves! Poverty in the country plays a part but they mostly suffer from a poverty of the mind! Women in this country need 2 learn that anything they see men doing they can also do, they just have 2 be willing 2 want 2 be more than leg spreaders waiting 4 a check! Bashers? Bring it!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by funlord(m): 7:22am On May 19, 2015
grin These results resemble messi and ronaldo career goals sha!
Romance › Re: Can You Still Be A Virgin? by funlord(m): 7:13am On May 19, 2015
Lala247:
Hey peeps


Ok if a girl/woman has never had sex with a man before but uses sexual toys (I.e Di!do) or is in a sexual relationship with a female and never with man


Can she still be a Virgin?


Thoughts on this ..Mature Minds pls

Cc: ishilove , lalasticlala, tosyne2much (team V) lol
YES but ONLY in her MIND! 2 the rest of us in the real world she is now a member of the "kim kardashian bimbo squad"!
Romance › Re: List Of Uncommon Things You Do With Your Partner by funlord(m): 11:47pm On May 18, 2015
irishCream:
That's suppose to be common in an healthy relationship nah undecided
grin
irishCream:
That's suppose to be common in an healthy relationship nah undecided
See U! Are u one the few that r freaky like that? Cuz naija girls can make mouth but always tend 2 dissapoint in the bedroom! Fact
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 11:44pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
dumbfvck! so u reported me to the mods? ur cowardice is mind blowing...jeez.

So u really did cry afterall...running like a wounded antelope to the mods to save you?! wtf?! undecided

you probably below 18..they're the ones who would readily use the report button like a cry baby..when d heat gets too much.. and so wat were u expecting? that the mods would kill me?

dang! I can't even deal! urghhhh undecided
See this olodo! Report someone that I have slayed 2 bits all day! Lol! If u were reported how come u are still here posting! Why dem no ban U? Foolish dung beetle abeg go and sleep so that your bones can still grow! U don't know which excuse 2 come up with and U came up with this lame one! Cretinous Ewu! Wawanchi!!!
Romance › Re: List Of Uncommon Things You Do With Your Partner by funlord(m): 7:20pm On May 18, 2015
grin pouring chocolate syrup all over her boobies and vagina and licking it all off!
Romance › Re: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by funlord(m):
MrsChima:
Biting the clit. Is not good either
Peeing on us is not good.
asking us to watch you jack off isn't good.
ducking on the toes isn't good.
biting on our assistance isn't good.
e be like say na mad gorilla this madam dey lash! Which reasonable man go dey do all this ones 2 U?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by funlord(m):
The cabal has decided 2 vote 4 the following:
1 Topahz
2 Sandrahnaub
3 Mzlaurel
4 Twaci

Cc:NLjega!

Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 5:24pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
hahaha the coward is back.. thought you complained of dead brain cells in your previous post?? cheesy
grin
booqee:
hahaha the coward is back.. thought you complained of dead brain cells in your previous post?? cheesy
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high! Ret.a.rds like your kind lack any sort of analytical smarts!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 5:19pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
Mind you i'll be back.. I've just closed from work and on my way home so don't start dancing shoki when you see me off ur mentions for some time. I'll be your worst nightmare for the whole of today. hahahahahahaha!!!! grin
Only a shameless MO.RO.N like U who has been abused and disgraced to the high heavens 4 the world 2 see would still senselessly be parading herself online thinking she is being snarky! Which work? Is prostitution now a job? Cause I know its illegal! Your life IS A NIGHTMARE u slag! See U laughing @ yourself like a yaba left resident! Chisos! This THING is amaziing!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 4:52pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
Pls don't smash your phone!!!! shocked

All your words reeks of a pained and bitter soul.. i hope i wasn't responsible for that.. embarassed

awww my dear dear friend are you thinking of running now...?? pls don't be a coward and run...you've got to complete your foolishness with a full stop. cool Or what dyu think...?

oh dear he's really gonna run... the heat is too much for you to take? Sweet goodness i'm so so sorry!! grin
Run run funlord go hide behind mama's wrapper and cry!! lipsrsealed [img]http://3.bp..com/_JRyjNCnjgNo/SwY4JGfOMfI/AAAAAAAAAkc/hAMzHGuxIP0/s1600/Cry+Baby+Cry.JPG[/img]


here, have this tissue..you're making a mess of your face..gaddemit! angry https://www.sonnenstaatland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/12262_wpm_lowres.jpg


aha I'm nice like that lipsrsealed tongue
BORING and S.T.UP.ID! Lord have mercy!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 4:26pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
Cowardice? lol you make me laff.. cheesy I know your type, you sound like a new user on nairaland very much eager to display their foolishness and ignorance unknowingly..So much of ur type abounds here..
You want me to come down to ur level and spew trash too? Nah i won't do that..and i know that's the source of ur 'painment'. lipsrsealed My dear i'm amused at your distress and foolishness, keep bringing it on. Hopefully you don't smash ur phone or pc into pieces in the process.. tongue grin
Madam CHIBOK! U must really possess award winning Stu.pi.dity! So u think because u are an OLD HAG on nairaland u have achieved something? What a dunderhead! It just proves u have nothing going on 4 u in reality that's why! U are probably a sad social reject! Please stop obsessing over me! I've punished u with words dat u need 2 go and reflect on and wonder why since 2011 u have been domiciled on NL while life passed u by! I hope u are @ least in school or have a job, so that u can stop getting served some hot shite 4 the world 2 see and laugh @! Abeg take your crass sad being and go and search 4 your lonely hearts band of rejects, even chatting with u has started costing me brain cells and I don't want 2 end up with "akamu 4 brains" like U! Fvck of my mentions! Your like a gnat 2 me! irritating loser biatch! Lol
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by funlord(m): 3:50pm On May 18, 2015
MzLaurel:
Pls don't just watch. Vote for me pls. Thanks. cry
cool
MzLaurel:
Pls don't just watch. Vote for me pls. Thanks. cry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by funlord(m): 3:31pm On May 18, 2015
grin PDP don start! Which one be pictures no dey load again? That was how card reader could not detect Bros J, a whole presido! We are watching these shenanigans in 5D!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 3:26pm On May 18, 2015
grin Cc: crackhaus and 5 minute madness!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 3:09pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
Replies? hey i don't do those local stuff.. probably cos i don't av an uncouth and leaking tap for a mouth just like you do. Please keep quoting me.. this is getting to be fun..i like the way you feel distressed... wink
Ayaaah! COWARDICE loading! U are thinking of how 2 retreat ba? Sorry! U can't imagine how the lashing from my keystrokes are being delivered to your dumbo arse with so much alacrity! U are obviously used 2 associating with dumb peeps like yourself! Please prove 2 us how where the copies came from? Oh u can't? Not suprising 4 someone with the I.Q of a stone I expected as much!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 3:04pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
Lol really I can almost imagine you typing away furiously on your phone with your brows drawn together very tightly, judging from the heavy local sh1t you've been copying and pasting here.. c'mon!!! undecided shocked
if you eventually commit suicide its not my problem ooooo sad
Are U just going 2 keep saying nothing or are U actually gonna do something? U are BORING me child! I wonder how your friends and family cope with an existential bore like U! Seriously!!!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 3:00pm On May 18, 2015
precisionindepth:
I will also advice u assimilate more and talk more like the grown and mature man that u are

Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 2:54pm On May 18, 2015
[quote author=booqee post=33857636]lmfao.. ok i get why your pained now... grin

don't be a copy cat my dear say something from ur brain for the first time at least and shame the devil... tongue[/quote sorry oh! Becuz U are too dumb 2 come up with replies u are now telling us 2 help u with expo! Pitiful chibok girl! Abeg call 4 backup! U are mentally challenged
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 2:50pm On May 18, 2015
teasel:
Yes. Just like your mother, the biitch must have suffered while carrying the useless zygote that turned out to be you.

You can now go back to displaying your stupidity. That's the only thing a wasted sperm can ever be good at.
THIS IS A PRIME BIATCH! The post pain am die!!!! Lol!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 2:49pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
U still sounding pained.. embarassed
grin
booqee:
U still sounding pained.. embarassed
I though U wanted 2 form superwoman? Chaii! Now u have turned into "dr phil?" The only thing "pained" here must be your "butthole" cuz I just tore U a new 1! I'm not suprised after all U are a local woman, the type of woman that can start an argument in an empty house and then ask herself what happened after about 3 hours of ranting and raving with her damn self! Confusion runs right through most of your genders dna sha and U are a prime example! I think u should shut the fvck up and log out so that u don't Cause other users 2 lose their lunch!
Health › Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by funlord(m): 2:33pm On May 18, 2015
booqee:
omfg!!! You sound pained!!! grin


Go apologize to ur momma..


...ah don't mention..you're very welcome my boring dear friend
grin
booqee:
omfg!!! You sound pained!!! grin


Go apologize to ur momma..


...ah don't mention..you're very welcome my boring dear friend
soooo dry! Pained? What have u said? Lmfao!!! U are looking 4 an exit strategy abi? U don jam wetin u no expect! Dirty biatches descendant! Continue na, let me hang u like a stuck pig in a pig farm!

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