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Nairaland General › Re: Who Is That Romancelander You So Badly Want To See In Real Life? by funlord(m): 8:58am On Jun 03, 2015
Nneka123:
Will you please _fuck off? undecided
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Nneka123:
Will you please _fuck off? undecided
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Denying Me Sex Wat Should I Do by funlord(m): 8:46am On Jun 03, 2015
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Op na me cuz am! I dey shine her congo and I told her not 2 lash u until u come and pay me homage! So all that jeans and t shirt wey she dey purchase 4 u, u think say na from her pocket money e show? Better come and bow down before your eggs go explode from conji!
Romance › Re: Women: 8 Benefits Of Having Big Breasts by funlord(m): 11:49pm On Jun 02, 2015
MizTyna:
To me,that doesnt count as a benefit. Using such to get what i want was how prostitution came about in the world. And I dunno where you saw the 'twins' from on my DP or what a 32cc but enjoy! Lol
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MizTyna:
To me,that doesnt count as a benefit. Using such to get what i want was how prostitution came about in the world. And I dunno where you saw the 'twins' from on my DP or what a 32cc but enjoy! Lol
Hmmm! By your cute dp U look as if u have big bouncy ones anyway! The ones we call "FURA containers"!
Politics › Re: Oil Deal: House Throws Out Report Clearing Diezani by funlord(m): 11:36pm On Jun 02, 2015
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Abeg before she enter jeteh, I 4 like sama that opolo eyed woman sha! She be like who go sweet 2 lash on top bed of dollars!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:04pm On Jun 02, 2015
cyndax:
..shuu dem swear for u ??
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cyndax:
..shuu dem swear for u ??
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:48pm On Jun 02, 2015
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Romanceland! Home of the counterfeit _bitches and menustrating niggas! Nothings changed!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:29pm On May 30, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:27pm On May 30, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:21pm On May 30, 2015
cherryice:
Heyyy yal..
who wants to see d pm truckpusher sent to me? grin

cc mznelly
Funlord
sinizia
chiam55
Lala247 embarassed
naptu2

since truckpusher decided to pokenose in stuffs dt ddnt concern him n seek troubl, amma gv him dt he seeks grin
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cherryice:
Heyyy yal..
who wants to see d pm truckpusher sent to me? grin

cc mznelly
Funlord
sinizia
chiam55
Lala247 embarassed
naptu2

since truckpusher decided to pokenose in stuffs dt ddnt concern him n seek troubl, amma gv him dt he seeks grin
Abeg if it is true? Then by all means END HIM! We have decided 2 expose all the women hollandis, wrappers and brazilian hairs of nairaland! Show no mercy! Ni hao!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:18pm On May 30, 2015
cherryice:
xcuse me uncle..
wht brought abt all ds?
Y dd u hv d feels we were tlkn abt ya

Are u only man wt diick on nl for cryin out loud angry

ps we were talkn abt darkrebel tongue so rest
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cherryice:
xcuse me uncle..
wht brought abt all ds?
Y dd u hv d feels we were tlkn abt ya

Are u only man wt diick on nl for cryin out loud angry

ps we were talkn abt darkrebel tongue so rest
Damn! Truckpusher na U dis babes dey end like this? Lol! U don join tosin2little and biatchrebel 4 slaughterhouser homies commitee! Lolz!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:44pm On May 30, 2015
MzNelly:
What about? smiley
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MzNelly:
What about? smiley
Kramfonos? Check out EXHIBIT A!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:18pm On May 30, 2015
MrCork:
...CHECK OUT THIS MESSAGE FROM MISSCLASSSY and due to this thread, I now promice to find her a man from Nairaland.... We accept!!:

https://www.nairaland.com/2335654/letter-apology-moderators-fellow-nairalanders



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MrCork:
...CHECK OUT THIS MESSAGE FROM MISSCLASSSY and due to this thread, I now promice to find her a man from Nairaland.... We accept!!:

https://www.nairaland.com/2335654/letter-apology-moderators-fellow-nairalanders



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Damn! Missclasssy finally fall my hand with this hopeless "I BEG" thread sha! Upon say the ishiluv TWUNT was the one actually in the wrong about their beef! So all that her raking na sahara raking sef! Lmfao!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:07pm On May 30, 2015
kramfonos:

Actually this is a spin-off of an earlier conversation (argument?) which was premised and templated on GUYS WHO BUTT-LICK FOR COVERT AND CARNAL REASONS.

They don't and won't admit it but as males we know the truth about our gender. We can figure our motives at the most basic level most times.

They still haven't replif if THE BOMBARDING WITH PMS IS ALSO "FUN OF IT".

When the disagreements occur, we always get to be intimitated of their randy tendencies.cheesy

They'd be another soon. I'd remember to tag you.

The e-fights which aren't the spin-offs of off-Nairaland squabbles are mostly for fun...or something close but certainly not personal.

I know I am bursting the bubbles of the females with all of these - making the guys cease to stroke their egos and preserve their self-worth. Their comments have been testimony to that.cheesy

'Sorry' girls but I owe this to my gender.smiley
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kramfonos:

Actually this is a spin-off of an earlier conversation (argument?) which was premised and templated on GUYS WHO BUTT-LICK FOR COVERT AND CARNAL REASONS.

They don't and won't admit it but as males we know the truth about our gender. We can figure our motives at the most basic level most times.

They still haven't replif if THE BOMBARDING WITH PMS IS ALSO "FUN OF IT".

When the disagreements occur, we always get to be intimitated of their randy tendencies.cheesy

They'd be another soon. I'd remember to tag you.

The e-fights which aren't the spin-offs of off-Nairaland squabbles are mostly for fun...or something close but certainly not personal.

I know I am bursting the bubbles of the females with all of these - making the guys cease to stroke their egos and preserve their self-worth. Their comments have been testimony to that.cheesy

'Sorry' girls but I owe this to my gender.smiley
Only _bitch ass dudes send multiple private messages to these girls! some actually have the nerve 2 come on the thread and say stuff like "hey babe,why have U not replied my pm's?" Lord! If she did not reply U the 1st time its obvious your game was weak or she is not trying 2 know U off line! The way Most of these dumb _fucks "bother,chat 2 and beg" these hoes on this section is actually why some of them start feeling fly online! On NL what one rotten apple DOES actually infects the whole tree! Get familiar with these lames whether male or female, and avoid their virus like kiddie tantrums!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: List Of Romancelanders That Are Dating Each Other Behind Camera. by funlord(m): 2:33pm On May 30, 2015
grin I wonder who gives a flying _fuck about these nobodies _fucking each other!
Romance › Re: Team Virgin Thread by funlord(m): 2:28pm On May 30, 2015
sweetorgasm:
This is a thread for virgins only,(team virgins) all romanceland virgins come in here.
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sweetorgasm:
This is a thread for virgins only,(team virgins) all romanceland virgins come in here.
Some people are just so hopelessly dumb, just like the OP 4 example!
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by funlord(m): 1:46pm On May 30, 2015
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Damn! Una don finish all them _bitches 4 this thread walahi! Man don laugh die!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:58pm On May 30, 2015
kramfonos:
None.

These days our cyber-lives/virtual lives are so much of an extension of our 'real' lives that the imbalances or ripples 'caused in one has an impact on the other.
Think of it as a bi-metallic strip.

Don't get me wrong, I do online dating. Heck, I met my girlfriend on Facebook albeit we are in the same university.

Here's the thing about Facebook:
1. You can verify the truism of a person's claim(s) via their timeline and their interaction with friends.

2. You leave trails of your activities which can be tracked or trailed.

3. If you claim, for example, to live in the U.K and your friend update a picture of you both at a plaza in PH city, you'd be exposed.

4. There'll be testimonies/comments about those who know you offline on your picture and/or status updates which would give away your true personality.

The afore-mentioned are why fraudsters and impostors can be easily exposed on forums such as Facebook.wink

Nairaland is like 2go; it's structured in such a way that impostors and others can create and maintain fake personas, the FEMALES ESPECIALLY.

That's why guys who hook-up with them are disappointed 'cause they realize the 'females' they 'fell' for are hypocrites. There are instances to prove that:

*DarkR and Lala
*Tosin and Diddy
*Truck and Tasha

...And the ridicule and blame game continues online.embarassed

Now you know why I am against hooking up with the ones on Nairaland.smiley

Cc: Svenn
KingLekan
Naija1stpikin
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kramfonos:
None.

These days our cyber-lives/virtual lives are so much of an extension of our 'real' lives that the imbalances or ripples 'caused in one has an impact on the other.
Think of it as a bi-metallic strip.

Don't get me wrong, I do online dating. Heck, I met my girlfriend on Facebook albeit we are in the same university.

Here's the thing about Facebook:
1. You can verify the truism of a person's claim(s) via their timeline and their interaction with friends.

2. You leave trails of your activities which can be tracked or trailed.

3. If you claim, for example, to live in the U.K and your friend update a picture of you both at a plaza in PH city, you'd be exposed.

4. There'll be testimonies/comments about those who know you offline on your picture and/or status updates which would give away your true personality.

The afore-mentioned are why fraudsters and impostors can be easily exposed on forums such as Facebook.wink

Nairaland is like 2go; it's structured in such a way that impostors and others can create and maintain fake personas, the FEMALES ESPECIALLY.

That's why guys who hook-up with them are disappointed 'cause they realize the 'females' they 'fell' for are hypocrites. There are instances to prove that:

*DarkR and Lala
*Tosin and Diddy
*Truck and Tasha

...And the ridicule and blame game continues online.embarassed

Now you know why I am against hooking up with the ones on Nairaland.smiley

Cc: Svenn
KingLekan
Naija1stpikin
U forgot the most important points about the examples you used! They have all lost all credibility or self respect for displaying the maturity of "a bunch of pre-teen immature nitwits"!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funlord(m): 11:34am On May 30, 2015
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She never learn say dem no dey _fuck wit "yardie rudeboys" 4 jand abi? She lucky say na slap she collect, if na night na boom bye bye 4 settle the issue! Lolz!!!!
Politics › Re: “I Was Worried I Would Be Booed,” Jonathan Admits As He Returns Home by funlord(m): 11:30am On May 30, 2015
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No need to fear bros j! Everyone knows Its not fair to make fun of the mentally challenged! Clueless nitwit!!!
Politics › Re: Borno Governor Attacks Jonathan, Seeks Amnesty For Boko Haram by funlord(m): 11:26am On May 30, 2015
noblezone:
We warned Nigerians.

The "infidels" has gone, a true son of Usman Dan Fodio has taken back what belongs to them.
Boko Haram can now, accept amnesty.

Must we continue to answer one country with this people?
Biafrans, it is time.
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noblezone:
We warned Nigerians.

The "infidels" has gone, a true son of Usman Dan Fodio has taken back what belongs to them.
Boko Haram can now, accept amnesty.

Must we continue to answer one country with this people?
Biafrans, it is time.
Yourself?as well as all the people who have either "liked or shared your comment" are all "ethnically biased fools"! Now na biafra? I thought you guys were "dislodged jews" who wanted to return to isreal? Next week una fit say na japan una emigrate from! Abeg retire from "jingoism" and join all tribes and the REAL igbo people who "matter", that are also working with president buhari in trying to fix nigeria! Even jesus thinks you are a dunce due to your post!
Politics › Re: Vote: Who Is More Beautiful Aisha Buhari, Bolanle Ambode, Or Eberechi N-wike by funlord(m): 11:05am On May 30, 2015
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Abeg that ambode wife resemble mama put, while nwike wife resemble provision seller( even with photoshop tins), but if buhari no go mind, I 4 like sama that aisha All nite long 4 posterity! And na her go benefit man pocket pass sef! I've seen her twice in person and her stock always seems on the rise! Cougar me up!!!
Politics › Re: Buhari: Four Days In Office, Achievements So Far by funlord(m): 10:44am On May 30, 2015
noblezone:
The count up has started.

By the Grace of God, I will update this count up as often as I can.
If it is not possible daily, then I must not fail weekly.

Some of us are proudly in the opposition, and we shall oppose Buhari graciously.
We shall try our best to monitor him closely.
We shall not take it kindly if he makes any mistakes.
Even slips of tongue of tongue is not allowed.
Nothing else but miracles.

For example we are expecting millions of jobs this year. With evidence clearly shown here on Nairaland.
In 30 days time, I expect to buy fuel not more than N50 with subsidy completely removed. Oga said there is nothing like subsidy.
Let me just leave it here for now.
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noblezone:
The count up has started.

By the Grace of God, I will update this count up as often as I can.
If it is not possible daily, then I must not fail weekly.

Some of us are proudly in the opposition, and we shall oppose Buhari graciously.
We shall try our best to monitor him closely.
We shall not take it kindly if he makes any mistakes.
Even slips of tongue of tongue is not allowed.
Nothing else but miracles.

For example we are expecting millions of jobs this year. With evidence clearly shown here on Nairaland.
In 30 days time, I expect to buy fuel not more than N50 with subsidy completely removed. Oga said there is nothing like subsidy.
Let me just leave it here for now.
Egbon? Since you have not learnt any meaningful thing after living through 16 years of apocalyptic rule under your beloved "pdp", I think you should just focus on feeding yourself or your family, because if it is your type that makes up the rank and file of the opposition of the currently deformed "pdp", then the incumbent has nothing to fear and would only get stronger!
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by funlord(m): 9:24am On May 30, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Guy we need to chat privately so all these aprokos no for tear gas. grin

You dey BBM or Facebook?
bb tins 29e52d03
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by funlord(m): 9:15am On May 30, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Funlord abeg come here make I ask you somethings. grin
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GIYAZZ:
Funlord abeg come here make I ask you somethings. grin
Bros Gee! Abeg no vex! I bin dey alagbon for some prior crimes against humanity! Anyway ask away! I carry blood 4 eye 2day!
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by funlord(m): 5:29pm On May 26, 2015
mizzochocinco:
Yeye girl she got proposed to in Dominican Republic, you cannot even get a guy to take you to Mama Adaku's eatery for pepper soup!
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mizzochocinco:
Yeye girl she got proposed to in Dominican Republic, you cannot even get a guy to take you to Mama Adaku's eatery for pepper soup!
LOLZ!
Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Girls Dumping Guys After Magarizing Them by funlord(m): 5:23pm On May 26, 2015
kaluuche999:
You're a fool too. You retard! undecided
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kaluuche999:
You're a fool too. You retard! undecided
Politics › Re: Court Orders NDLEA Out Of Kashamu's Home by funlord(m): 5:13pm On May 26, 2015
EbolaParasite:
Legally, you are correct but everyone knows Buruji was a drug kingpin. The issue of throwing it on his dead brother na wash. We all know he's the real culprit they want. Now, if they can't do it legally, that is their cup of tea but we all know this man is/was a drug kingpin sha.
By the way, the crime was committed in Chicago. If you commit a crime in Lagos, will you be tried in New York?
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EbolaParasite:
Legally, you are correct but everyone knows Buruji was a drug kingpin. The issue of throwing it on his dead brother na wash. We all know he's the real culprit they want. Now, if they can't do it legally, that is their cup of tea but we all know this man is/was a drug kingpin sha.
By the way, the crime was committed in Chicago. If you commit a crime in Lagos, will you be tried in New York?
Don't mind that "Jegudujera analyst"! They way the thing dey pain am fit mean say "kashamu scarface" is his uncle!
Politics › Re: I'm Not Afraid Of Buhari Government- Ifeanyi Uba by funlord(m): 5:04pm On May 26, 2015
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This how all of them like to form "lion" on the pages of newspapers or on tv, then at night they would be furiously searching for how to get buharis phone numbers, bb pin, or start following him on twitter all in order to curry his favour and beg for mercy! Probe they come, its still working out at the gym!
Politics › Re: Soldiers Take Over Capital Oil, Load Drums With Fuel by funlord(m): 5:00pm On May 26, 2015
new2020:
Very stu$pid headline! Typical Yoruba Newspaper and over-zealous yoruba OP who is keen to see harm come to a successful Igbo business man! Find me another bad news!
Some people are just dumb, take You for example! Leader of tomorrow my foot!
Crime › Re: Every Lady Should Be Careful by funlord(m): 10:12am On May 26, 2015
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All 4 how much? A lesson 4 Ladies, go and get a legal hustle or end up with a vagina of doom!

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