Nairaland General › Re: Who Is That Romancelander You So Badly Want To See In Real Life? by funlord(m): 8:58am On Jun 03, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: My Girl Is Denying Me Sex Wat Should I Do by funlord(m): 8:46am On Jun 03, 2015 |
 Op na me cuz am! I dey shine her congo and I told her not 2 lash u until u come and pay me homage! So all that jeans and t shirt wey she dey purchase 4 u, u think say na from her pocket money e show? Better come and bow down before your eggs go explode from conji! |
Romance › Re: Women: 8 Benefits Of Having Big Breasts by funlord(m): 11:49pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
MizTyna: To me,that doesnt count as a benefit. Using such to get what i want was how prostitution came about in the world. And I dunno where you saw the 'twins' from on my DP or what a 32cc but enjoy! Lol  MizTyna: To me,that doesnt count as a benefit. Using such to get what i want was how prostitution came about in the world. And I dunno where you saw the 'twins' from on my DP or what a 32cc but enjoy! Lol Hmmm! By your cute dp U look as if u have big bouncy ones anyway! The ones we call "FURA containers"! |
Politics › Re: Oil Deal: House Throws Out Report Clearing Diezani by funlord(m): 11:36pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
 Abeg before she enter jeteh, I 4 like sama that opolo eyed woman sha! She be like who go sweet 2 lash on top bed of dollars! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:04pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
cyndax: ..shuu dem swear for u ??  cyndax: ..shuu dem swear for u ?? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:48pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
 Romanceland! Home of the counterfeit _bitches and menustrating niggas! Nothings changed! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:29pm On May 30, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:27pm On May 30, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:21pm On May 30, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:18pm On May 30, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:44pm On May 30, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:18pm On May 30, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:07pm On May 30, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: List Of Romancelanders That Are Dating Each Other Behind Camera. by funlord(m): 2:33pm On May 30, 2015 |

I wonder who gives a flying _fuck about these nobodies _fucking each other! |
Romance › Re: Team Virgin Thread by funlord(m): 2:28pm On May 30, 2015 |
sweetorgasm: This is a thread for virgins only,(team virgins) all romanceland virgins come in here.  sweetorgasm: This is a thread for virgins only,(team virgins) all romanceland virgins come in here. Some people are just so hopelessly dumb, just like the OP 4 example! |
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Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by funlord(m): 1:46pm On May 30, 2015 |
 Damn! Una don finish all them _bitches 4 this thread walahi! Man don laugh die!!!
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:58pm On May 30, 2015 |
kramfonos: None.
These days our cyber-lives/virtual lives are so much of an extension of our 'real' lives that the imbalances or ripples 'caused in one has an impact on the other. Think of it as a bi-metallic strip.
Don't get me wrong, I do online dating. Heck, I met my girlfriend on Facebook albeit we are in the same university.
Here's the thing about Facebook: 1. You can verify the truism of a person's claim(s) via their timeline and their interaction with friends.
2. You leave trails of your activities which can be tracked or trailed.
3. If you claim, for example, to live in the U.K and your friend update a picture of you both at a plaza in PH city, you'd be exposed.
4. There'll be testimonies/comments about those who know you offline on your picture and/or status updates which would give away your true personality.
The afore-mentioned are why fraudsters and impostors can be easily exposed on forums such as Facebook.
Nairaland is like 2go; it's structured in such a way that impostors and others can create and maintain fake personas, the FEMALES ESPECIALLY.
That's why guys who hook-up with them are disappointed 'cause they realize the 'females' they 'fell' for are hypocrites. There are instances to prove that:
*DarkR and Lala *Tosin and Diddy *Truck and Tasha
...And the ridicule and blame game continues online.
Now you know why I am against hooking up with the ones on Nairaland.
Cc: Svenn KingLekan Naija1stpikin
 kramfonos: None.
These days our cyber-lives/virtual lives are so much of an extension of our 'real' lives that the imbalances or ripples 'caused in one has an impact on the other. Think of it as a bi-metallic strip.
Don't get me wrong, I do online dating. Heck, I met my girlfriend on Facebook albeit we are in the same university.
Here's the thing about Facebook: 1. You can verify the truism of a person's claim(s) via their timeline and their interaction with friends.
2. You leave trails of your activities which can be tracked or trailed.
3. If you claim, for example, to live in the U.K and your friend update a picture of you both at a plaza in PH city, you'd be exposed.
4. There'll be testimonies/comments about those who know you offline on your picture and/or status updates which would give away your true personality.
The afore-mentioned are why fraudsters and impostors can be easily exposed on forums such as Facebook.
Nairaland is like 2go; it's structured in such a way that impostors and others can create and maintain fake personas, the FEMALES ESPECIALLY.
That's why guys who hook-up with them are disappointed 'cause they realize the 'females' they 'fell' for are hypocrites. There are instances to prove that:
*DarkR and Lala *Tosin and Diddy *Truck and Tasha
...And the ridicule and blame game continues online.
Now you know why I am against hooking up with the ones on Nairaland.
Cc: Svenn KingLekan Naija1stpikin
U forgot the most important points about the examples you used! They have all lost all credibility or self respect for displaying the maturity of "a bunch of pre-teen immature nitwits"! |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Woman Slapped By Jamaican Guy In London. by funlord(m): 11:34am On May 30, 2015 |
 She never learn say dem no dey _fuck wit "yardie rudeboys" 4 jand abi? She lucky say na slap she collect, if na night na boom bye bye 4 settle the issue! Lolz!!!! |
Politics › Re: “I Was Worried I Would Be Booed,” Jonathan Admits As He Returns Home by funlord(m): 11:30am On May 30, 2015 |
 No need to fear bros j! Everyone knows Its not fair to make fun of the mentally challenged! Clueless nitwit!!! |
Politics › Re: Borno Governor Attacks Jonathan, Seeks Amnesty For Boko Haram by funlord(m): 11:26am On May 30, 2015 |
noblezone: We warned Nigerians.
The "infidels" has gone, a true son of Usman Dan Fodio has taken back what belongs to them. Boko Haram can now, accept amnesty.
Must we continue to answer one country with this people? Biafrans, it is time.  noblezone: We warned Nigerians.
The "infidels" has gone, a true son of Usman Dan Fodio has taken back what belongs to them. Boko Haram can now, accept amnesty.
Must we continue to answer one country with this people? Biafrans, it is time. Yourself?as well as all the people who have either "liked or shared your comment" are all "ethnically biased fools"! Now na biafra? I thought you guys were "dislodged jews" who wanted to return to isreal? Next week una fit say na japan una emigrate from! Abeg retire from "jingoism" and join all tribes and the REAL igbo people who "matter", that are also working with president buhari in trying to fix nigeria! Even jesus thinks you are a dunce due to your post! |
Politics › Re: Vote: Who Is More Beautiful Aisha Buhari, Bolanle Ambode, Or Eberechi N-wike by funlord(m): 11:05am On May 30, 2015 |
 Abeg that ambode wife resemble mama put, while nwike wife resemble provision seller( even with photoshop tins), but if buhari no go mind, I 4 like sama that aisha All nite long 4 posterity! And na her go benefit man pocket pass sef! I've seen her twice in person and her stock always seems on the rise! Cougar me up!!! |
Politics › Re: Buhari: Four Days In Office, Achievements So Far by funlord(m): 10:44am On May 30, 2015 |
noblezone: The count up has started.
By the Grace of God, I will update this count up as often as I can. If it is not possible daily, then I must not fail weekly.
Some of us are proudly in the opposition, and we shall oppose Buhari graciously. We shall try our best to monitor him closely. We shall not take it kindly if he makes any mistakes. Even slips of tongue of tongue is not allowed. Nothing else but miracles.
For example we are expecting millions of jobs this year. With evidence clearly shown here on Nairaland. In 30 days time, I expect to buy fuel not more than N50 with subsidy completely removed. Oga said there is nothing like subsidy. Let me just leave it here for now.  noblezone: The count up has started.
By the Grace of God, I will update this count up as often as I can. If it is not possible daily, then I must not fail weekly.
Some of us are proudly in the opposition, and we shall oppose Buhari graciously. We shall try our best to monitor him closely. We shall not take it kindly if he makes any mistakes. Even slips of tongue of tongue is not allowed. Nothing else but miracles.
For example we are expecting millions of jobs this year. With evidence clearly shown here on Nairaland. In 30 days time, I expect to buy fuel not more than N50 with subsidy completely removed. Oga said there is nothing like subsidy. Let me just leave it here for now. Egbon? Since you have not learnt any meaningful thing after living through 16 years of apocalyptic rule under your beloved "pdp", I think you should just focus on feeding yourself or your family, because if it is your type that makes up the rank and file of the opposition of the currently deformed "pdp", then the incumbent has nothing to fear and would only get stronger! |
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by funlord(m): 9:24am On May 30, 2015 |
GIYAZZ: Guy we need to chat privately so all these aprokos no for tear gas. 
You dey BBM or Facebook? bb tins 29e52d03 |
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by funlord(m): 9:15am On May 30, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Bikini Body, Shares New Pictures by funlord(m): 5:29pm On May 26, 2015 |
mizzochocinco: Yeye girl she got proposed to in Dominican Republic, you cannot even get a guy to take you to Mama Adaku's eatery for pepper soup!  mizzochocinco: Yeye girl she got proposed to in Dominican Republic, you cannot even get a guy to take you to Mama Adaku's eatery for pepper soup! LOLZ! |
Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Girls Dumping Guys After Magarizing Them by funlord(m): 5:23pm On May 26, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Court Orders NDLEA Out Of Kashamu's Home by funlord(m): 5:13pm On May 26, 2015 |
EbolaParasite: Legally, you are correct but everyone knows Buruji was a drug kingpin. The issue of throwing it on his dead brother na wash. We all know he's the real culprit they want. Now, if they can't do it legally, that is their cup of tea but we all know this man is/was a drug kingpin sha. By the way, the crime was committed in Chicago. If you commit a crime in Lagos, will you be tried in New York?  EbolaParasite: Legally, you are correct but everyone knows Buruji was a drug kingpin. The issue of throwing it on his dead brother na wash. We all know he's the real culprit they want. Now, if they can't do it legally, that is their cup of tea but we all know this man is/was a drug kingpin sha. By the way, the crime was committed in Chicago. If you commit a crime in Lagos, will you be tried in New York? Don't mind that "Jegudujera analyst"! They way the thing dey pain am fit mean say "kashamu scarface" is his uncle! |
Politics › Re: I'm Not Afraid Of Buhari Government- Ifeanyi Uba by funlord(m): 5:04pm On May 26, 2015 |
 This how all of them like to form "lion" on the pages of newspapers or on tv, then at night they would be furiously searching for how to get buharis phone numbers, bb pin, or start following him on twitter all in order to curry his favour and beg for mercy! Probe they come, its still working out at the gym! |
Politics › Re: Soldiers Take Over Capital Oil, Load Drums With Fuel by funlord(m): 5:00pm On May 26, 2015 |
new2020: Very stu$pid headline! Typical Yoruba Newspaper and over-zealous yoruba OP who is keen to see harm come to a successful Igbo business man! Find me another bad news! Some people are just dumb, take You for example! Leader of tomorrow my foot! |
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Crime › Re: Every Lady Should Be Careful by funlord(m): 10:12am On May 26, 2015 |
 All 4 how much? A lesson 4 Ladies, go and get a legal hustle or end up with a vagina of doom! |