Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Testimonies. by funlord(m): 8:30pm On May 17, 2015 |
Juvante: Since you " chat regularly and receive emails" from Cherlene and her babies , you should know her nationality, except you are telling tall tales. Perhaps, she has to come on this threads and tell us her nationality!  Juvante: Since you " chat regularly and receive emails" from Cherlene and her babies , you should know her nationality, except you are telling tall tales. Perhaps, she has to come on this threads and tell us her nationality! My brother, that's why I always advice people 2 expand their horizons! As U can see I referred to her as a NORDIC QUEEN in my post! 4 those that don't know "nordic" is a term that refers to countries in the northern part of europe like norway, sweden, switzerland and denmark! Cherlene lives in norway, she's a part time student and health worker and she is part white, part indian and part black! Her kids are half black also! When she finds U worth the effort she may also confirm all the things I just told you about, I won't give U her e-mail address or her phone number because I'm a razorblade nigga! @ the end of the day FUNLORD is a boss! Ask of me and get familiar with my level! The game is easy if you sabi how 2 play! Don't hate but rather participate! Shalom |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 1:08pm On May 17, 2015 |
sandrahnaub:
I want to say a BIG thank you to my fellow nairalanders / friends / campaign group/
* For their effort (it is not easy), 
* For believing in me 
* For their time  * for your advice and compliments  Most especially ; creamish (for nominating me) , Rokiatu (for ur advice), chiam55 (miss dimples), adufetohposh (u 2 much), Cyprus000 (badoo of politics) , marvelous000, PHgirl , mrcork, nneka223, lala247, TDonald, sinizia, zicoraads , pbs4real, herminus , scentmatric, Macmilla, rilwayne001, sheba123, tizblink, Blackett, tobiee, nubia113, cowleg, zeusdgrt, epelumi42, emodeee, john4aguero, femi4, teeoo, thronekid, donbenedict, funlord, asumo12, ValourMiss, joovid, Anikkytohposh, okeesibe, bollinger, shobroy10, kadgets2, aumeehn, Madridfc, datguru, yorubaboiy (ékuse, ése gon), funshybam, pinkiedearie, funlord, pervybynature, fulaboy , ariyke , chigozie7 (ezigbo mmadu), enegod , francizy, nneka123, agapecharis, lagunni, KingTom, pinkycute, freemanan, borrussia, tashaamania (name sake), stefanlover, mzztega, redcliff and slimzjoe
UNA 2MUCH
N.b. if you did not see your name, just know that I have you at heart #vote sandrahnaub puhleeeeeeeeeeeez Nice 1! |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Testimonies. by funlord(m): 1:05pm On May 17, 2015 |
 Nice 1 @op! Well as 4 me I've met some cool dudes and honeys online! I even do the e mail and whatsapp thing with the nordic queen cherlene and her cute kids from time 2 time! Lashed 2 honeys in d flesh dat shall remain nameless, made some nice connects with artists in the hip hop and business sections, had some nice debates in the politics section, and I've also enjoyed the reactions to most of my threads! A lot of sound women and men discovered but also a lot of dumb nitwits and mgbekes feeling fly on the NL matrix! I've buried 4 so far, 2 male and 2 females(read my threads 4 proof) and one actually tags mods now if I even say hi 2 her(lol)! Its nice 2 put d fear of god into weak vessels! As always I hate the MODS, and they are still trying 2 get rid of me since I am the only 1 that creates threads criticising their abject partisanship and padi padi bans! They keep deleting some of my threads but I'm sure they don't know how 2 silence an intelligent gangster! Let them bring it! I try 2 teach a little bit with my threads while also learning from those of others! I have no favourites since I don't really have time 4 such kiddy bs! I enjoy the e wars but I never take them personally! In finishing "NL dey try" so more grease 2 mr seun! Now Keep it moving and hire some new MODS ffs! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:36pm On May 17, 2015 |
Blackett: [color=#150000]Spare me the putrid details of your family's profession.
Not interested.[/color] Do u even have a family? Cause Those patients U sleep next 2 u at the mental institution that U are permanently remanded in are not family members U know? Billygoat! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:35pm On May 17, 2015 |
Blackett: [color=#150000]Spare me the putrid details of your family's profession.
Not interested.[/color] Do u even have a family? Cause Those patients U sleep next 2 u at the mental institution that U are remanded at are not family members U know? Billygoat! |
Politics › Re: Newly Married Lara Fortez Oshiomole Steps Out (photo) by funlord(m): 12:21pm On May 17, 2015 |
 Edo babes don suffer! So oshio no fit pick 1 from the millions of them on ground? E be like say na bad market full benin? Lol! |
Romance › Re: I Cheated On Her by funlord(m): 12:18pm On May 17, 2015 |
 finished reading the evidence!.....runs off to go and tell op's wife @ home! |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Your "NO-TO-SEX" Makes You Even More Attractive To Us (must Read) by funlord(m): 12:02pm On May 17, 2015 |
Mhizkel: Interesting! And some people would say having sex on a first date is no biggie! Total nonsense! Abstinence is the best...
SAY NO TO PRE-MARITAL SEX!  Mhizkel: Interesting! And some people would say having sex on a first date is no biggie! Total nonsense! Abstinence is the best...
SAY NO TO PRE-MARITAL SEX! abeg take all your "counterfeit virgin ideologies" to the "lonely feminist thread"! After going through your posts anyone would know you are a FRAUD! Spare us! |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Your "NO-TO-SEX" Makes You Even More Attractive To Us (must Read) by funlord(m): 11:57am On May 17, 2015 |
 girls only say no 2 sex 2 broke niggaz! And women only say no 2 sex until U show them your hand! All this one wey una dey post 4 here na b.s! |
Romance › Re: She Broke All His Breakables And Parted Away With 50 Liters Of Fuel (pics) by funlord(m): 11:40am On May 17, 2015 |
 This is why U should always stay away from hungry mgbekes! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:39am On May 17, 2015 |
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Fashion › Re: See How Bleaching Cream Destroyed This Girl’s Body [graphic Photo] by funlord(m): 11:03am On May 17, 2015 |
KARMA! Still representing as usual! |
Romance › Re: 7 Things Your Ex-lover Miss About You by funlord(m): 10:49am On May 17, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: What Men Hate From Their Women Most by funlord(m): 10:39am On May 17, 2015 |
 what I hate most is a dirty biatch or one that can't keep secrets of either her family or ours! She will get the ebele treatment if she flouts these rules! |
Nairaland General › Re: How To Know A Topic Heading To The Front Page by funlord(m): 10:32am On May 17, 2015 |
Borrussia: Nope, if you create an unworthy post, it definitely won't hip FP even if you tag seun. My guy this your assertion is crap! They are fond of putting extremely stupid posts on fp especially when they have been tagged by friends and followers! Like those of one punk called sweetorgasmic! So don't tell us what some of us already know! The MODS are very partisan! Its childish! I've got proof and names for days! I do only FACT not FICTION! |
Politics › Re: Federal Cabinet: Security Agencies Screen Names Submitted By Buhari [see List] by funlord(m): 8:47am On May 17, 2015 |
 Abeg make these useless security agencies allow person hear word! Where were they when it was time to screen "Buruji cracky Kashamu"? Twunts! |
Politics › Re: Caption This Picture Of President Jonathan Frowning At VP Sambo by funlord(m): 8:37am On May 17, 2015 |
 Elton sambo...."oga abeg na help me still beg general na, haba Dan allah? ....Bros J...." Abeg guy free me abeg, the guy say na ending get all man! Shey una bin dey eff me up una no sabi say dis day go show? Abeg I still dey pack!" |
Politics › Re: Photos: Oshiomhole’s Wife, Lara Performs First Role As First Lady by funlord(m): 8:33am On May 17, 2015 |
 Edo babes go wan DIE! See as this foreigner with flat ass and small oranges come claim their birthright! Lol! |
Politics › Re: 'I Am Capable & Strong To Do What Young People Do' - Gov Oshiomole by funlord(m): 8:23am On May 17, 2015 |
 Viagra don give some grandpas liver 2 dey Yarn dust! I die if lara no go do sekem 4 outside! |
Romance › Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by funlord(m): 8:06am On May 17, 2015 |
 Counterfeit Big girls childhood photos be like!!!
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Politics › Re: African Peer Review Rates Johnathan Administration Low by funlord(m): 1:02am On May 17, 2015 |
 Bros J was a big fool and so far has been nigerias worst president of all time! We don't even need to rate him he should just take that his mama put of a wife and get the hell out of abuja and go and continue building canoes in otueke! Olodo rabata! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:02pm On May 16, 2015 |
Blackett: [color=#150000]You're an obdurate fvcktard.
You heard it thru the grapevine, you didn't confirm from the grapevine. That makes you a simplistic _moron.
It's a busy Saturday night. You don't expect me to waste it replying a puddingheaded dunce like you, do you? Nah. I won't.
Fvck off my mentions, and only quote me again if your whole miserable existence depended on it. . . Fvcking dimwit.[/color] I guessed as much! U are always quick 2 display the emotional character of a baby piglet! Squealing at every opportunity like a hog being led to the slaughter! Lol! As if U have anything better 2 do on a saturday nite, other than drinking sperm from the shafts of members of your rent boy crew of shite stabbers! What else has a semi professional dunce like U have going 4 him in your deluded existence! If U were twice as smart as U think U are U would still be twice as stoopid in equal measure! What else would 1 expect from a son of a 1000 fathers! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:30pm On May 16, 2015 |
Blackett: [color=#150000]You made me a mod? How come I didn't know? [/color] No wan.ker! Heard it thru the grapevine! I just wanted to confirm, cuz if it had turned out 2 be true then I would have believed that seuns human resource team must be on crack! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:17pm On May 16, 2015 |
Blackett: [color=#150000]The fvcktard wasn't bold enough to mention my name. . . The He-Rat isn't worth wasting time on. [/color] oh its actually blackett? Sorry I prefer your biatch made title! It suits u better! Anyway I wanted 2 ask u a question son, I heard u used 2 be a mod! Why did u lose your position? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:15pm On May 16, 2015 |
 Has anyone seen that "frustrated mong called BLACKSKIRT?" |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:12pm On May 16, 2015 |
Has anyone seen that "frustrated mong" called BLACKSKIRT?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:21pm On May 16, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Moves Property From Aso Rock, Plans Global Shuttle,to Write Book by funlord(m): 12:59pm On May 16, 2015 |
M friend just pack all those your bowler hats and your kaya including that ya mama put of a wife and gerrout of abuja joor! Who send you?  |
Politics › Re: Adams Oshiomhole Kisses Wife At Their Wedding (Photo) by funlord(m): 12:50pm On May 16, 2015 |
 This Girl, and her family really tried! All the way from cape verde? As the man bone local content, E be like say edo girls na real bad market be that oh? Sorry biatches! Because Even 4 hollywood film e no possible make dem cast this kind of couple! Mo' gbe! |
Romance › Re: Approaching A Lady. by funlord(m): 12:23pm On May 16, 2015 |
 Cash rules everything around me in this naija, which is why there are always a lot of women around me and my squad! At the end of the day we are not yet interested in love but I have learnt that even though money can't buy me love it always gets me a lot of pu.ssy! Pepper is king! PERIOD! |
Romance › Re: 30 Secret For Changed Women (MUST READ) by funlord(m): 11:57am On May 16, 2015 |
maureensylvia: This is for married women and those who are ready for marriage
1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)
2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. You are each other's keeper.(Eph 5v12)
3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them.(Prov 15v13)
4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about.
5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)
6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. (Gen 2v24)
7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband; people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)
. Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut 3v28)
9). Never be a wasting wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.
10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex. (SS 7v12)
11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom.(SS 5v9)
12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)
13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of your children(Eph 4v31)
14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)
15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.
16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam 25v3)
17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time looking up to them for a final word.(Luke 21v16)
18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?
19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. (Gal 6v9)
20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork. (Gal 6v10)
21). Don't be too judgemental to your husband.(Eph 4v29)
22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27) (Prov 20v13)
23). Does your husband like less cooked food? Try to change your cooking.(Prov 31v14)
24). Never be too demanding to your husband, enjoy every moment resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)
25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)
26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)
27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable. (Heb 13v4)
28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)
29). You are never too old to influence your home. Never reduce your care for your family for any reason. (Prov 31v28)
30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17)  maureensylvia: This is for married women and those who are ready for marriage
1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)
2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. You are each other's keeper.(Eph 5v12)
3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them.(Prov 15v13)
4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about.
5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)
6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. (Gen 2v24)
7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband; people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)
. Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut 3v28)
9). Never be a wasting wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.
10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex. (SS 7v12)
11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom.(SS 5v9)
12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)
13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of your children(Eph 4v31)
14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)
15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.
16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam 25v3)
17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time looking up to them for a final word.(Luke 21v16)
18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?
19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. (Gal 6v9)
20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork. (Gal 6v10)
21). Don't be too judgemental to your husband.(Eph 4v29)
22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27) (Prov 20v13)
23). Does your husband like less cooked food? Try to change your cooking.(Prov 31v14)
24). Never be too demanding to your husband, enjoy every moment resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)
25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)
26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)
27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable. (Heb 13v4)
28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)
29). You are never too old to influence your home. Never reduce your care for your family for any reason. (Prov 31v28)
30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17) abeg madam all this epistles U have jotted down are they meant 4 christian women alone? Why are they mostly from the bible, which has laws that everyone is already familiar with? |
Family › Re: .......... by funlord(m): 11:17am On May 16, 2015 |
Enahi: lol,please read my post again,did I write anything like I was dating anyone? Taking someone serious means am ready to accept and go beyond dating with the person,don't you get? No wahala! If your guy wants 2 marry he's mum, I would advice U concentrate your efforts from now on finding the type that wants a mum for his kids and not himself! |