₦airaland Forum

PUSIDRILA:
OK, so when is she showing us her toto or at least cleavage of her toto?

hungryboy:
I just dey look this Money,

Because of am, i dey call people were i senior, Sir, Oga, Boss

Because of am,
I dey chop garri three times a day,

Because of am, i no get girlfriend,


Because of am, i dey trek for leg dey go work,
Take heart mister, I feel for you sha!
Money wetin i do you?

Why you go full one man hand, till him come resemble elephant,

Come even marry him daughter mate,

Money why you wicked like this, you too dey partial oh,

Spread the love nah, abeg.

obontami:
What's that face for ??

obontami:
Your toto dey available ??

Love Machine:
Having a girlfriend is a liability rather than enjoyment.

DemiGoddess:
You think am a man because of what I typed?.Go through my posts and you will find out that am not like the average african female who is clueless and quick to accept senseless and ridiculous foreign culture and ideas.You will regret this post if I give you the opportunity of meeting me offline.Demi Goddess is an intelligent,traditional and superior breed of the female negro homo sapiens.Now run along...

Jadekitana:
Sorry I know of someone who just ended his marriage! He did court,traditional and church. When the woman was misbehaving badly, no pastor, nor documents nor traditions could make him change his mind. He kicked her to the curbs and signed an Alimony to cater for their son! He would be getting married later in June to someone else. Bottom line is when you are married, behave yourself as a lady or a guy! Divorce is inevitable,nobody is indisposable.

Sabadon:
I jst Hp na work d mama go....I refuse to reason negative

EmmySparky:
The baby be like "see this man o...na me u want fool"

obiorathesubtle:
of course you're a female, when you single.. You have to buy ish with your own money.. Buh when you have one unlucky dickhead pinned down.. You get to live off his pocket, not spend even a grain of sand on yourself and not feel the slightest.. Then you call it "responsibility"... Smh!

dammyllare:
Well not all guys are ugly....most of them don't get crazy about it like the ladies

Cutehector:
so u single rhai?

pinceprinz:
Just when sleep no gree come, just go grab a bag of marathon sex and chop am like suya. Induces sleep by faya by force all the time. Source; Mallam Nuhu d weed seller

falconey:
Wozzz ti ba gba e mu!!!

he budgeted for 2 na, make him withdraw him salary come for lunch for two?

Him no know say awon IRUMOLE NBO NA.

Stevebamdex:
For fever constant re-occurrence..my doctor advised me to be injecting this into system regularly.
Join me to praise God

azeecoboy:
OP u can spot ooo...ahn ahn

Josephamstrong1:
Go ask Angelina Jolie wat attracted him to Brad Pitt.
Ds meme is only for naija gals and it's so true.
U hardly see young foreigners wt potbellies. They all compete to b in shape.
Wat am I saying sef? Shud I blame d country filled wt depressed and frustrated young men? Na settled mind dey workout. Few wey get am lose all after wedding nyt...smh.
y? boils down to our lousy ladies dat comes for d money, no sense of healthy fuds and lifestyles... anytn goes woom! into d mouth as long as cheese dey.
Truth is, Broke guys can't get or maintain 6packs.
Quite a pity dat anytn goes for naija ladies provided u've gat sm Benjamin.

Gameon:
African girls chasing fat pockets from time immemorial , an african girl would date the six pack guy and eventually marry the six cars guy. They don't understand the meaning of love.

tellwisdom:
But u know those compliments are not real?? Innit??

Burgerlomo:
D guy just dey form. That's another new style in towm

MUVA:
LOL. U got a problem with that?

pTomz:
to bring out the nature in y'all

HopeAtHand:
Helo pretty.... André is a soft alcoholic wine. Very smooth on the throat. Care to have one with me.

McCarlito:
Which one of u sent ogun out of the country without buhari
https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/03/10123018/buhari-2-300x195.jpg

RadicallyBlunt:
Alert for salary. D sound on d phone is very sweet.

MUVA:
Yes it is! Go and spread your pusssy in front of that "neighbour" who keeps "eye-balling" you let's see if he won't fvCk you till you become lame!