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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Funminicrown: 9:57pm On Aug 16, 2016

yodin:
Most private schools in lagos suck with their peanut and enslavery salaries they pay to graduates.

I am a teaching freak but the pay in most private schools isn't encouraging.

Unless u would want to help link me up with any wellpaid one around ikeja then.

Qualifications
SSCE.
OND.(Bus admin)
PROFESSIONAL COURSE.(Bus. Strategy)
Bsc.(Cooperative mgt.)

From the look of things, you may neva get what you want from the noble profession until you have what it requires. I can bet my life on the fact that no good paying school would invite you for an interview based on your qualifications talkless of considering you for the offer.
Bottomline: Be a certified teacher.

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Literature › Re: First Night by Funminicrown: 10:03pm On Aug 08, 2016

Some peeps are just too dumb, they 'll quote the whole write up just to comment 'kudos'.
Please, stop this and be economical. Why won't we face economic recession when people can't even manage pages on Nairaland?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Funminicrown: 1:40am On Jul 28, 2016

Hi roomies, I need details on Saint Glorious School, Igando.
Their pay, working conditions and other necessary info that could be of help.
Thanks!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Funminicrown: 5:56pm On Jul 26, 2016

I got this from a sis, Adelekan Adedayo and it is worth sharing.
Dedicated to all Teachers.
A Principal once said.
"The Doctor wants his child to become a doctor...
The Engineer wants his child to become an engineer...
The Businessman wants his ward to become CEO...
BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them, as well..!!
Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE"...
Very sad but that's the truth..!!
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.
One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become only a teacher?"
To stress his point he said to another guest;
"You're a teacher, Mrs Sharma. Be honest. What do you make?"
Teacher Mrs Sharma, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness
replied, "You want to know what I make?
(She paused for a second, then began...)
"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 min. without an I- Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.
You want to know what I make?
(She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table)
I make kids wonder.
I make them question.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.
I teach them how to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isn't everything.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math.
They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.
I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to
know about India while preserving their unique cultural identity.
I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.
Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.
(Mrs Sharma paused one last time and then continued.)
Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make?
I MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN ALL YOUR LIVES, EDUCATING KIDS AND PREPARING THEM TO BECOME CEO's, AND DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS...
What do you make Mr. CEO? Only money?
His jaw dropped; he went silent.
THIS IS WORTH SENDING TO EVERY teacher you know .
Actually very worth sending again & again - especially to those from other professions who think they are above teachers.
If you're proud of this noble profession, hit like and share.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Funminicrown: 5:54pm On Jul 26, 2016

ted2marv:
Recently registered for IGCSE development certificate(CHEMISTRY A-Levels) but can't seem to fully understand the necessary steps to be taken . . .i have snt a mail to their help desk but still can't comprend their response(as i have downloaded all module document and materials). . .would appreciate ur help and assitance. . .THNX

Can i av your mail addy or phone contact as I'm also in this dilemma right now? Thanks!

Business › Re: Everything In My Account: Hilarious Bank Teller by Funminicrown: 2:34pm On May 09, 2016

Only a poor man does that.
My money will be as that of Dangote hence I can't withdraw everything in my account at a go.

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Celebrities › Re: Kaffy's Husband Celebrates Wife On Instagram by Funminicrown: 9:52am On May 02, 2016

Shame on Tiwa Savage and Teeblizz for coming to the public to wash their dirty linen when their mates are making marriage enjoyable for themselves.

Health › Re: Moi Moi The Silent Killer by Funminicrown: 6:57pm On Apr 27, 2016

Are you invariably saying that Allison Madueke used our money to eat moimoi?

Anyway, my grandma use to call it OLE.

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Family › Re: How Can I Handle An Intruding Mother? by Funminicrown: 11:34am On Apr 22, 2016

I'm glad you're wise enough to protect ur family from your mum's intrusion.
Leave her and let her be, she will soon come to that understanding that you can't be manoeuvred against ur family.
Just ensure you keep updating ur dad and other matured family members about her oti-ose demands.

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Career › Re: OFFICE POLITICS; The Evil That Threatens Corporate Existence. by Funminicrown: 7:03am On Apr 15, 2016*

The truth is_ POLITICS is everywhere. It emanates from the family to school, organizations and the macro society.
The negative effects of politics at workplace can never be under-emphasized. This has led to ineffectiveness, inefficiency, dereliction of duty, Nepotism, red-tapism and above all shortages which consequently erupt into liquidation.
The bottom-line is that a country's, organization's or society's economic level can never grow/rise beyond it's educational level.
These political gladiators at the forefront of our corporate firms got there through the backdoor and they won't leave until replacements are made through same channels and the chain continue.
I pray God help us all!

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Education › Re: Reason For High Fees And Turnout Of First Class Graduates In Private Unis. by Funminicrown: 8:32am On Apr 11, 2016

hartstein:
I feel your pain the beef game is strong **heheheheheheheh so myopic in reasoning most times I begin to wonder if Nigerians every love the idea of an easy life u must suffer first before u get good education *ogar o well done

What do you know about education? The fact that you were able to buy a first class cert with dough doesn't mean you're intelligent.
Ask the founder of your so called advanced secondary school, he knows better.

Career › Re: PHCN Staff Electrocuted In Ikeja Due To Lack Of Safety Equipment(Graphic Photo) by Funminicrown: 5:39am On Apr 11, 2016

And so?

Education › Re: Reason For High Fees And Turnout Of First Class Graduates In Private Unis. by Funminicrown: 5:38am On Apr 11, 2016*

And so?
Does that justify why 400+ students will graduate with a first class out of 1000 graduands?
Private universities are the remote cause of our fall in educational standard.
I stand to be corrected!

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Family › Re: 5 Ways To Help A Bride Be In Her Mother-in-law's Good Book by Funminicrown: 7:59pm On Apr 07, 2016

successful15:
pls i need advice ....how do i make a good first impression to my boyfriends mother

Try to be a good girl first....then, everything will fall in place. You do not need to act in pretence cause things will definitely go south if you're not wat you claim to be.

Family › Re: Family And Friends: Why Can't They Ever Help You. by Funminicrown: 12:49pm On Apr 07, 2016

MiztaGentle:
I really love your last quote. I will always take that into consideration. It really makes so much sense to me.

Yesooo "everyman for himself, God for us all". People don't give a damn about your welfare. Those who ask about how you're doing only want to know if you aren't doing better than them.

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Family › Re: Family And Friends: Why Can't They Ever Help You. by Funminicrown: 8:12am On Apr 07, 2016

It's a general phenomenon, no one is ready to help you. Do you know why? They feel you're a racing and the last thing they would want is to see you go far higher in life and it shouldn't be.
Family and friends that could be of help with good paying jobs will keep storying you because they don't want you near their level talkless of being ahead of them.
The day i came to this understanding was the day i started doing fine and my best quote is "everyman for himself, God for us all".

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Family › Re: Help My Wife To Arrange Her Names On Her C.v by Funminicrown(op): 5:53pm On Apr 05, 2016

aforti:
.

All these name things don't matter, marriage isnot a paper or name change thing, its a conscious awareness. Let your wife use the name on all her previous documents so she can have all unioform. Besides in place of work no one even calls any Mrs, they just call you Juliet of marry, plus your wife can officially tell every one she wants to be addressed as Mrs edem. No one will go and be checking her documents to call her that. Most times we pay so much attention on things that don't really matter and create problems to ourselves. Mr man ket peace reign in your family. Ket her use the name she is comfortable with in her documents. Its no big deal man

Thanks man!

Family › Re: Help My Wife To Arrange Her Names On Her C.v by Funminicrown(op): 9:01am On Apr 04, 2016

simpleseyi:
My wife and I have been married for 5 years. She has done change of name a long time ago. All her certificates bear her father's name. I always help prepare her CV and it bears her father's name. There is no need having one name on certificate and another name on CV. If she gets another certificate today, it will still bear her father's name. However, my wife officially bears my surname. This is my personal opinion and may be against other people's opinion.

A very good one but what's she been called at her workplace? Your name or her father's name?

Family › Re: Help My Wife To Arrange Her Names On Her C.v by Funminicrown(op): 8:15am On Apr 04, 2016

mayorkyzo:
She's suppose to use d name on the marriage cert,but she would have to do a change of name to that effect...If she doesn't have d change of name yet she could use her father's name for a while...

She's not done the change of name and the applications are very urgent but can't she attach the marriage cert before the availability of the affidavits and newspaper publication?
I'm stressing this because I'm more particular about how she's been addressed behind me. Using her father's name means two things: she would either be addressed as miss Anonymous or Mrs Anonymous. The miss is a nono for me while the other option connotes wrong identity(cause she's not married to her father).

Family › Help My Wife To Arrange Her Names On Her C.v by Funminicrown(op): 5:04am On Apr 04, 2016

My wife just graduated and wants to start her professional race and I'm supporting her on this.
But I'm not satisfied about the arrangement of names on her c.v because she wants to use the surname on her cert(her father's name) while I'm of the opinion she uses the name on her marriage cert(my name).
She opines that the name will contradict each other and that might slow down her race as the job market is saturated already, but I'm more concerned about how she's been addressed before, during and after the job hunting phase.
Please house, kindly suggest how her names should be arranged in a way that both end of the divide would be protected(professional and marital)

Mods, please help as this is urgent. She wants to start sending out her applications today but I've told her to wait till I'm back from my place of work today. So, i need to decide before 5pm today.
Thanks!

Family › Re: Do Christians Still Marry Muslims Without Anyone Changing Their Religion? by Funminicrown: 1:12pm On Mar 17, 2016*

Religion has become one of our greatest problem in this part of the world.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Immigration Recruits 500 Despite Embargo by Funminicrown: 12:08pm On Mar 16, 2016*

If truly this news is anything to go by, then the APC has just come to trick and fool us.

Egohunter:
chairman talk like an advanced person...man know man didn't start today and won't end tomorrow. stop the blame apportioning

If you've got a problem with my views, try visit the code of conduct tribunal or hug the nearest electric pole.
It didn't start today and must your party chanting CHANGE up and down continue what brought us to this level?
I won't call you a slowpoke even when you've reacted as one.

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Romance › Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why You Should Date Nigerian Guys Of Today by Funminicrown: 12:17pm On Mar 14, 2016

Romance › Re: What Is True Love by Funminicrown: 12:13pm On Mar 14, 2016

halfricanadian:

ghost mode activated

Romance › Re: Is It Good When She Looks Through Her Boyfriend’s Phone by Funminicrown: 12:11pm On Mar 14, 2016

Handling each other's phone isn't bad but checking his phone to nail his ass is unhealthy cos you'll definately get what you're looking for someday.

Romance › Re: What Is True Love by Funminicrown: 12:06pm On Mar 14, 2016

True love still exist though, very rare.
My definition of true love is 'when a woman loves her man unconditionally when he has nothing while the man loves his woman with her weaknesses when he has everything'.

Romance › Re: Dear Yoruba Friends by Funminicrown: 8:07pm On Mar 08, 2016

Mr researcher, can you please tell us how you conducted your research?
The fact that you've slept with some married yoruba women doesn't mean you won't end up being a thunderbolt(magun) victim.

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Romance › Re: Could This Be True? +18 Only by Funminicrown: 2:17pm On Mar 07, 2016

halfricanadian:
im a guardian angel

Romance › Re: Could This Be True? +18 Only by Funminicrown: 2:02pm On Mar 07, 2016

halfricanadian:
falls from chair

u just reminded me sef

Did i remind you or you just know? You get one or how you take know? grin

Romance › Re: Could This Be True? +18 Only by Funminicrown: 1:45pm On Mar 07, 2016

halfricanadian:
Which one is women no b una get d diick

Abi if u dont like d woman d diick go rise abi hard ni?

Nd dey will b deciving theirselves

Male karishiikas

Don't mind them....ask them if the dick doesn't get hard b4 the early morning pee.

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Romance › Re: When She Came Along With Her Friends On a date (funny Pics) by Funminicrown: 12:37pm On Mar 07, 2016*

When a cunny man dies, na cunny man go bury am.

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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Said She Can't Support Her Husband! by Funminicrown: 7:11pm On Mar 06, 2016

Drop her and make her friend your latest fiancee since she's also a new catch.
Tell her you need a helpmate not a liability, if she queries your decision.

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