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INJUSTICE AT ITS PEAK!

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE RIOT ACT!

THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND THEY SAY


MAY PEACE REIGN IN OUR LANDS

AMEN

dammybravo:
Where is the 2k sef...its better I stick to Google adsense

affiliate marketing actually is better
would get all those things when the blog starts...
so save your 2k to buy my own ebook when it drops

sunkymike:
Bros, just be careful with this highroll guy. i bought his ebook for 2k and i regretted it. All he did was copy and paste, something he later confessed he did. he copied from the ebook he downloaded from webincomeplusdotcom.
that's my one cent advice to you.

dammybravo shey u hear so?... 2k o ki nse omode owo o!!

Nice flick I must say!!!

it would have passed for a dream in my opinion though

God bless you Mummy!!!

you've got the 8th element (moi)... you sought 5...

now let's set this ball rolling


babaearly

MKO4ever:
Pls who be dis guy sef? I never see him in picture with a man, always with babes

that's alexreports

Abj big boy blogger

him go dey inauguration by Friday self

should be chilling with Nadia at the afterparry

UP JOGS

NON NOBIS DOMINE


You can check out few of the school's pics on this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2077754/ijebu-boy-city-exclusive-city/1

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ALANI FUNMO
GEN SEC AD-HOC COMMITTEE 2006 SET

So I still don't know what T and S mean after visiting d site!!!
cool review,I feel like reviewing the review itself

nice one

almost reviewed d album, d thing still dey my draft till Jesus comes

btw, was it Sojay on skilashi?

somebody with this c.v should be employing people
and not the other way round
if you want to be employed, nothing should stop you

SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG SOMEWHERE I SWEAR!!!

find what's wrong and right it
ALL THE BEST FELLOW MECHANIC

you forgot the part of salary , welfare packages, wages et al

just that enough will attract writers

No mind them

Ah No wonder
BOLUWATIFE AKINSOWON well done o o!!!

ALANI OLORI NLA WRITES COMMON ENTRANCE

Seems it is the common entrance season, I heard it is common entrance in Lagos today, hence I decided to check the R.O.M of my brain for some of 'em old archives dating back as far as year 2000. I got these:


The Eve

Blessed art thou if you are in primary five and you have my type of Mum and 11-years-older sister. Why? Because you shall be extra-drilled as common entrance approaches.

There was this yellow-covered textbook (the name is still hiding somewhere in my R.A.M) and a Kola-way-to-succes book that I was made to know everything in them. So on common entrance's Eve, I just had to revise everything. I remember say light no dey that night self. Mathematics, English, Verbal reasoning, Quantitative analysis, Elementary science, Social studies and current affairs. I was ready, I can swear I slept late that night, probably 9pm. "Read the instructions carefully", "Farabale", "Concentrate", "Pray before you begin" amongst others were the final instructions from Mum and Aunti Tutu.

The D-day

Ijebu-Ode Grammar School!!! I had dreamt of schooling in you since I was in my mother's womb. Here I come, June 16th, 2000.
I set out with my mum, we probably took a cab to Abeokuta road where my would-be Alma Mata sits. This was my second visit to the school, I once had a brief stint earlier in the year when I came to represent my school (Gloria Nursery and Primary School) at some quiz. The quiz was held at Olusegun Osoba block (beside the lawn court na.. we used to call it LONG court back then). I couldn't move beyond that small demarcation linking the hall to the admin block, because OUT OF BOUND was boldly written on it. I emerged fourth in the quiz, behind Saint Anthony, Grace day and one other school (I think Tasce). My home boy, Demola Adeleye also came to rrep his school... we were once in Gloria together. It was a preliminary, so ten pupils qualified. (Ejule Godspower included - one of my classmates that we lost in Jss1 Red)

But this time, I was off to my venue; the now defunct dining. It was as noisy as expected, I mean, where you have hundreds of kids between the ages of 8 and 13 from numerous schools, expect noise, a lot of it. We went out to play nitiwa jare, since the exam didn't start on time. I could recognize some faces, most fondly that of my pal from school, Siyanbola Segun (R.I.P). I could notice some boarding student playing his flute in the former Jss3 block. We "was" grooving and having fun and all that. Before we knew it, question papers arrived and we scampered right back in, the noise was still on until Mr. Don't-be-silly came inside like an "army". Mr Akindele's loud voice was over the whole dining, everywhere (not everyone o ) hushed. We knew what to expect if we eventually resume. Welcome to Grammar school.

The Exams went well. The dining's arrangement was in a way that we sat in two's on the bench facing another two boys. ( Oh! The school is boys only for those unaware). I remember sitting beside some dude named Bunmi. He told me of how his school in Sagamu (or Odogbolu... can't remember which) was on strike and all. He didn't end up in Grammar school like myself, I dunno why.

After the paper, as instructed by Mum, I headed to the gate. But that statue of that dude, the one punching the keyboard keys in front of a monitor got my attention, as it did everybody's else. I still remember the words "citadel of knowledge" were visible around the monitor. We headed back home, and I think we trekked a distance or so, maybe we trekked from school back to our Ondo-Road home or something, can't remember. I had shaded the answers I submitted on the question paper and my sister marked. I got 70-something. Not good enough, I had a perfectionist-philosophy while growing up. I was frequently pushed to be the best and never miss a question. It still pays off, though I am no longer an academic freak.


Results Don Commot o o o

News making rounds months after said the results were out. One of our uncles (Uncle Gbenga) back in school went to check for us. I came eleventh. Unbelievable! Emi 11 ? Emiii The best student in the school? Eleventh? I mean, what happened to first position? Or at worst, top three. Wasn't good enough to me. But after getting enrolled as a student of Grammar School, it became good enough for the few months the list spent on the notice board, because I had to tell my class mates that I was number eleven. Tolu Ogunneye was third. Durojaiye Segun was first on that list. Non Nobis Domine.

I still bless the heavens to have spent seventeen terms in Ijb's and Ogun state's greatest secondary school (go and eat yam and rice if you think otherwise)

UP JOGS

check your mail

we will just continue from where we stopped

I thought you had already gotten writers, so I didn't bother the other time

thanks

paykobo

why am I having problems signing up?

can I purchase Data without signing up

I've lodged complaints via twitter and mail about my issues of inability to get signed up with several mails

adefunmo1@gmail.com
article writer

adefunmo1@gmail.com

archive:
Hiya. Sorry about that, please try again

Sent a pitch

not sure if it was delivered

after writing the pitch, I don't see no send/enter/submit button...

no pictures or youtube links?

make army go separate them o o

Spicylate:
i like.

thanks queen zf

me likes what I see on your d.p too

richol:
UR HEAD AINT FAR FROM DERE

hahaha

Yes boss

OPEN LETTER TO PROFESSOR COMFORT OLUREMI SONAIYA

Her Excellency,

It is with a sense of joy and gladness that I write you Prof. Despite the elections' result, I still congratulate you ma'am. I congratulate you because you stood up as a mother, politician and a concerned citizen, who deemed it fit to come to the fore in order to bring comfort to the great country of ours. I, for one, remain appreciative of your heroics. I salute your courage, dream and vision great Amazon.
I remember when I first saw your bid for presidency late last year. I was not really surprised; you are not the first female to come out with the aim of contesting for the Aso rock seat. Only that you became the most populous female out of others. I only wanted to know what you had in stock for us, I was interested in the difference you wanted and wished to make. I read your interview with the punch newspaper, and I was moved. You made it clear what you wanted to do and I knew every part of your manifesto had substance. I decided to pitch my tent at your side, though I am non-partisan. Your Sahara reporter's webcast interview was the first time of me hearing you articulate your plans. That only solidified the sense of purposeful-leadership I had already attributed to you.
I really didn't wonder much why you had no advert on TV. The moment you said on a channels TV programme that 30 seconds of a TV ad costs 500,000 Naira, I just knew I shouldn't even have wondered at all in the first place. But your presence on the social media is kind of commendable. KOWA party has a handful of Facebook likes and twitter followership: so it was obvious the publicity and campaign wouldn't be the biggest. Quality over quantity in terms of your ideas no doubt, but politics is a game of numbers and I knew those numbers weren't flooding to your side. I wish they could.


Even though I knew you weren't going to win Prof., and you didn't, yet I feel you are a winner. You came out as a relatively unknown academician to contest for the highest seat. Only winners do stuffs like this. Your husband, children, grandchildren are proud of you - I don't know why I am speaking for them, but I know they are. Women all over the country that are aware of you are proud of you. Youths that belong to the cerebral school of thoughts are proud of you. Ma'am, you are a winner. I sincerely hope you don't go into oblivion as it is the wont of most less-popular presidential candidates. I hope so Prof. I wish you all the best in the future ma'am. And whenever I learn more French some day, I will write you a French letter. Forget it Prof., I am never learning German.

Au revior

P.S
I couldn't vote for you, didn't get a pvc...long story

Funmiloye Alani, the writer, is a graduate of mechanical engineering from Ladoke Akintola University of technology, Ogbomoso, Oyo state.
He is an essayist, comic, and out-of-the-box thinker from Ijebu-Ode, Ogun state.

SAFETY TIPS AND GUIDELINES FOR NYSC MEMBERS
DURING AND AFTER THE ELECTIONS


(This piece is strictly for corpers : either part of the
electoral officers or not, and anyone who has relations
or friends serving at the moment, especially in the
North and South-South - two areas with the top two
presidential candidates)

As the presidential elections draw near and near, the
2011 post-election violence won't stop coming to my
mind. A lot of youth corpers were murdered in cold
blood, allegedly because the present APC candidate
lost. And as they say, history has a strange way of
repeating itself, but God forbid this time around. But to
be safe and to avoid stories that touch, corpers should
make sure they do the following during and after the
elections as applicable to their conditions.

AVOID SHADY AND/OR ANY FORM OF ELECTIONS AND
ELECTORAL MALPRACTICE(S)

IF POSSIBLE LEAVE FOR YOUR HOME / BASE /
HOUSE / TOWN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

MAKE SURE YOU ARE CLOSE TO (A STONE THROW),
OR IN THE ARMY BARRACKS FEW HOURS BEFORE THE
FINAL RESULTS ARE ANNOUNCED. I REPEAT, THE
BARRACKS

PLEASE BROADCAST TILL IT REACHES ALL SERVING
CORPERS!

A LIFE COULD BE SAVED

zingo42:
Pls am desperately in need of job.

what is with the desperation now?

abeg cool down!!!



if you can chill and look at the right places, you will have a couple of options to choose from!!!