Kennycool1:


My Guy, I dey Fear dem....
I always Greet all Ijebus from Far not near, i hear person can also easily get pregnant like mariah story

people like you end up marrying one though

but you can't just agree with rumours hastily though


I understand where u coming from

and it'd be hard to convince you


but believe me... no people are actually what we people say they are!!!


kode wun wen , ke ma believi mi! e kan mi

Real Ibos don't hate Nigeria(ns)

Real Ibos don't spew thrash on/off line

Real Ibos just want to make money and live in peace

Real Ibos are my Nwannes

But anyways.... Ara ga agba ndi ara

Any Real Ibo chick to p.m me ? I be Ijebu o o! I no dey spend money anyhow o o biko! ehen!!!


sharp Ijebu boy

newbie blogger and lover of Ibos

Ndigbo kwenu!!!

visit the signature

Kennycool1:



Ijebu Ree ' Yen, JuJu Re wa part1......@poster, pls oooo not near me pls

hmmmmmmmmmm...aunti kehinde...e serious ..lolz

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chai! these are those people that only come home for burial

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twitter @adefunmiloye

dejavski:

Nle oh oma ijebu...

which language be this

dejavski:
Eyi Lehi

i j e b u

divaoflife:





Baba ijebu

we so o! bo n tiri diva? ijebu ri wo wa?

ki we wa ke?

inte kini?

kiwon ba fun awon yen lawardu... shi kan fun Aregbe, Tinubu, Saraki ati Gbajabi o o!

ki dede palapala we ke?





S.I.B

Souljaboi1:



The one and only Funmo. !
Paddymi wey sure...

keni! is that u bro?
wha de do hommie

original post: .


modified post:

The rush for the coveted nairaland's front page limited spaces



Using this thread as a study case

The craze for f.p started at 4. 13pm with 5 comments making it. 4.14pm and 4.15pm both had 9 comments. 4.16pm could only have space for 2!

None of them wrote something meaningful at first. We all modified.

At least 10 folks would have ranked higher on the thread if they:

1. Lived closer to a mast
2. Lived on a higher altitude
3. Lived on a better choice of network

Application to Real life issues:

slow and steady wins the race... provided the losers are snails!

What I'm trying to say since is: visit my signature!

S
M
H

With over 2 decades of Ijebuism in my blood, and having had my own share of the good, bad and ugly remarks that automatically comes with the being-an-Ijebu-syndrome, I’ve come to realise the lies permanently told on my fellow Ijebus. This is not even a rise in defence, mi ma raye iyen ke. Rather, it is an education. Mainly for those refusing to get educated. I don’t wish you get educated after reading… remain ignorant of who the Ijebus truly are.






IJEBUS ARE STINGY



Definitely the most-spread myth. A certain Ijebu man from way back probably refused to give his hard-earned cowries to an undeserving dude, who unfortunately has ph.D in rumour mongering. Dude got mad and connived with his heart to declare the Ijebu fella stingy, broadcast(ed) the rumour, and his offsprings followed suit ever since. Stinginess is a personal decision, not a collective character. Only beggars know stingy people by the way! Ijebus make the best managers, and this is what they get for it?





IJEBUS ARE WICKED



Really? Bet why la? Every human has the ability to do good or evil, depends on which choice he makes. The notion is wrong and not very logical. You don’t generalize with just few samples. Ijebus are good at heart. I am a living example.





IJEBUS!!! JUJU O O!



Ehmm..(scratches head… continuously). You see!!! The whole being the best in African magic stuff from back in the days arose from a need just to be the best. I agree Ijebus used to be expert in Juju. But this is 2015 Obatala-damn-it! Some of us have moved on, becoming great Christians and Muslims. If you are a faithful of your religion, Juju won’t affect you! Ehen!





IJEBUS LOVE PARTIES



Who no like better thing ke? We created the Owambeism people now largely subscribe to heavily. Don’t they say rest is sweet after labour. What’s big deal boogie-ing down on a weekend after a worked-out week? And the Ijebus will never be mediocre; always ready to give in their best in what they do. It is such quality that makes us standout, and these jealous folks are ready to bash us for it. Go ahead! But we won’t stop!



P.S. If you die hating the Ijebus, I’m sure one will appear on your interment just to spray your casket money! Why hate?






IJEBUS LOVE GARRI



The white substance is addictive. I agree. We make the best quality when it comes to Garri. Why can’t we enjoy our labour? It is a crime to like your own great results shey? I weak o o o! #teamGarriIjebu



I am that sharp Ijebu boy and mo lovu dede Ijebu

My Ijebu folks! What has it been like getting “harassed” by people who peddle these beliefs?

The non-Ijebus! What comes to your clean mind once you hear I J E B U ?

drop them in the comment basin and let’s straighten them out!!!

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A suspect sues the NPF! Wonlaful


Even free citizens haven't successfully won court cases against the "great" NPF

dede happenings we ko ma mi baffle emi sharp ijebu boy

bo n ti ri o o o

Kizmarty:


hahaha, you've said it all.

I remember one of my final exams we'd 70 obj questions and 30 of questions were from our mid semester exam.

In math, we'd 5 theory questions and 10 obj.

In engineering drawing, we'd an interview for exam.
We were given plans to inspect and analyse and questions were thrown at us.

These are real test of knowledge not those stuffs we get in obodo 9ja.

hahahahaha!!!

ndidibabe:
It's stupid to think this way. In University of Kent, you will pay nothing less than N9,000,000 as Tuition to complete a degree. In Lautech, you won't even spend 500k. Any reasonable Student won't attend Kent and come out with less than a 2.1 unless such person doesn't value money.

chill


it was just a silly joke from a silly-thinking joker!!!

Thanks


chill

dnative:


This got me cracked up, almost fell off my chair especially the Beethoven bit.

Not true though, no easy lunch to 1st class in the UK, you have to work your socks off for it - been there done that.

hahaha

bros dnative

my only intention was to make people laugh o o

just like I do via my blog

Thanks for laughing

AlabaSlim:


U just talked like a kid.......whatever u think we studied in Nigeria, where did we get it from Did we ever theorise any course, material or subject What did we "invent" that did not come from the Whiteman Your writeup shows JEALOUSY written all over it & I hate Jealous/Envious people cos they can kill, steal & destroy successful or potential beings

K

a 5th Class graduate from Lautech will easily make first Class over there though!!!...



University of Kent questions

venue: your room (with AC, fan, coffee and internet... with Beethoven playing underneath)

10 minutes

1. Add up 2 + 3

options


A. 5
B. five
C. 3 + 2
D. all of the above



LAUTECH questions

venue: on the podium

60 seconds

1. Analyze the working principle of how 2 plus 3 equals 23 according to LaPlace, Newtonian and Abacha's theorems


WE ARE TRYING IN THIS COUNTRY



I blog at my signature

mi ma mo sofo iru threadi we wa nibewe o o!!

meanwhile.. kema expecti exclusive coverage from sharpijebuboy.com of this year's Ileya and Ojude Oba.

Si mo promise wen o

wen ni checki bulogi mi wo ke? ki nba gbo peren!!

rashfat:

Funmo u dey here too

hahahaha... in this internet world, I be omnipresent o o April 12

awon boys we ti wa popular pass me and some of una o

wen ri awon omo inu mi we...areee!!! eleda! wo mi sun?

some sharp Lagos boys right here.

when will BBC interview Nairaland's e-samurais and FTC Champions League winners?



I relate with the sharp duo

sharp Ijebu boy

visit my signature...

wen se o ewen omo iye mi dede

continued at my blog... click my signature!!?

butanep:
make I try am if he go make sense...

Thanks for even trying..


e make sense small? or e no even gree make sense at all?

So after having spotted a potential suicide bomber or suspect one, what does one do?

A. Attempt to unstrap the bomb from him/her

B. Report to the nearest security agent who is either going to flee the scene, or report to a superior officer

C. Snap the suspect's pictures and upload on nairaland with hopes of hitting front page, and making a tribal/religious bickering start

D. Transform to Usain Bolt

E. Say one's last prayers

F. Attempt to preach and offer hope to the suspect

G. You know dey tire to read options?

H. Visit my blog...

butanep:
Bloggers everywhere doing copy and past work...


What I find in blog A, will still see it in blog B and C...

This copy and past system should change a little... they should try to be a little original...

you Don vex? ah ah!

my blog sharpijebuboy.com is more than a little original

thou art just a click away sir