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slyIsaac:
Lol..happy easter in advance bro

I wish u d love of Christ

*Lubbish* Simple something.. Castrate the boy and let him go. What is 3mill comapare to the damage he caused the girl and the family? Most of this abokiii wey dey no dey circumcise.. Their preek go come be like Laser rat mouth.. I no dey happy for that guy..





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Make una dey fear God.. We are close to Holy week..



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adeaks:
And the majority of girls who will support this are lazy, gold diggers who are only looking for already-made men that they can just pop out babies for without any thought of adding something tangible to the guy's life.

God bless ur reasoning...
That's why Baby mama keep increasing bcs of gold diggers

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lekjons:
hmm. ok. pls what time is man. u. vs man. city match?

5pm naija time.
Mcfc all the way

Man City all the way... Bloody city fan


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Houseofglam7:
Chai!


See flogging

u call dis one flogging? Na ''weeping & lashing''



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myfantasies:
All dese ladies with very large boobs will just be intimidating we with little boobs

Let me walk out of dis thread with shame

baby u don't need to walk out or shame.. I love the size of ur own.. I mean urs..



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rhymaster:
Negativity is inbred in the soul and DNA of a wailer. Some people will make progress and be successful because of positivity while wailers like you will be left behind because of blind negativity and resistance to every avenue of progress.

Anyone with sense who reads or hears about this scheme, if interested and willing to start a business, should not listen or consider this opinion of this wailer. Let only this wailer and his ilk be left behind.

have u collected ur own share?

domopps:
But businessnaija just did...!

Gm and happy weekend bro!


Cheeeers

same here! Enjoy your weekend...

pure definition of funnynation

domopps:
Hmmmmm.

NO 1, Please why would you save a deadly killer disease carrier?



NO 2, The so call mobs were they pursuing the RAT for their pots just like that of BIRD b4 your intervention ?



NO 3, Please what do you intend doing with your new found friend ! Call animal care I guess?



NO 4, You said someone throw a plank and the RAT slow down meanwhile RAT had to wait for you 2 conclude your negotiation with them rite!

And lastly

NO 5, You said the RAT is resting @ur backyard with only one pix and a signature on it!



NO 6, Airforce1,Wristbangle,Buygala,Cutehector,Tosyn2much and co are somewhere now warming up for super counter thread!


NO 7, Funnynation is this the kind of joke you ppl Crack here?



In conclusion it's not trend but THREAD!




Cheeeeers

we don't crack joke but we make joke

5starmilitant:
Serious ke!!!
I've always known them to be jokers. A party with Lie Mohammed will always be a joke and can never be taken seriously.

we dey watch them....

emmabest2000:
Believe change at ur own risk ....

bro how u dey?

BrainnewsNg:
Goodluck

thank u

k

ok

na so e dey take start... Ijaw weed.


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issylarry:
I swear;she don fall for d guy;end time love.

i dey tell u.. She go don wet herself

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Taking APC news serious is at ur own peril.. Don't be surprise that Lie Muhammed will come and deny this 2moro. Party of doom and scam.



Na only for dis nation police go arrest u and borrow ur phone to call DPO.
Trouble is when u wear ''my oga @ top'' T-shirt and brush a civil defence officer car.
Problem is when Nepa took light and you shouted ''God punish Nepa'' and ur papa wey dey work for Nepa dey dere. I swear u go dey pay ur school fees henceforth..



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hair on the hand..better.. On leg...fair.. Chest.. I no too like am.. Beard...capital no.. Who come be man for house.. Then hair for ur honey pot...noooooo. For armpit...noooooo.




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ladyF:
Maybe it's God trying to tell you to leave romance and enter career or business section...

Who romance help?

you said who romance help? You no like romance.. Not romance section oo

5yrs ban

redcliff:
Can you silly folks leave the guy alone? why always unnecessarily disturbing the guy ? then again, if you dont know what to comment, you can just view the thread and bounce off...

who be dis one again? Airforce1 is my brother for ur info..

delectablegyal:
What's the essence if i can't use romance section?

I said i'm sorry, unban me.

U guys should beg lalasticlala.


#unbandelectablegyal

drop ur email here.. Let me beg mod.. Lalasticlala is not the one in-charge of that section

Evathyst:
Waiting to hear from those people who give head and those to whom 'head' is given to...


*Spreads mat*

can i come and join u? I need the mat as well..





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i will be back

Moz22:
which area be dat oo?

abuja..
I went out to buy meat last nite, when dey cut d mean and i asked d man ''how much?...he said #800... I shouted for wetin? He said dollar.. I asked him ''wetin concern dollar and meat? Una dey import goat again? He said the knife wey them dey use cut d meat don increase money

Nice move bcs 9ja is still far from using technology to give us credible result. Instance: election 2015 and Jamb 2016. All na mago-mago! #Team2Bpencil




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