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I have some comedy skit script but I don't have all the equipments needed for production. I also need a good producer that will help me combine all my shows in VCD and the comedy skit that will be produced soon. Those my shows need some editing especially the sound effect, I have some comedy skit but I need enhanced one. Please a credible producer that base in Abuja should help an upcoming comedian please. I just need a creative team to work with. I based in Abuja. Serious minded individuals only please.
Contact: 08066679200 watsapp and call..
email: iamfunnynationcomedian@gmail.com
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ellechrystal:
Truth is u can't Fvck.. N she just told u. Release that girl now put for surulere make bad guy catch her now, my dear, story go change o.
U need to work on ur sexual skills, how to please a woman in bed n many more, it ain't all about hitting d boobs n next kitty, there is more to it, try other stunts, she go melt,
No b me type am o.

Hmmmmmmmm! Sombody need more training.. abeg u fit teach me skills?
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HateU2:
My bro, sex is not something we can pray about in future. It's very important in marriage, very very important. The least the Op can do is to make her enjoy sex. Maybe he's the type that's not good in pre-intimacy. Maybe he just wanna bang and release. He should make her enjoy sex and when she does she will yearn for it. #my personal view thou#

i think you have a point.. Some guys are not good in making love.. All they care for is banging as the person is running away.. pre-intimacy matters.. Infact there is a level of touching and twinkling that you will give a lady she will start moaning.. Op abeg learn her weak point and the area she love while touching... No just rush to insert ur 2 by 2..



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lubbish.. When u act as palace maid or waka pass, u come dey form actress..






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ok

The girl is sincere to you honestly.. You re even lucky that she disclosed this to you before marriage. Some ladies are like that, if you can't slow down your sexual urge as you said, I gues you look for another lady bcs the lady will not change her sexual urge. Personal opinion pls. But come u no fit endure? Is like na doctor's prescription u dey do? 3X3? If you love her go ahead and marry her.. God will help you in future. Maybe na bcs una never marry make God no allow the girl dey enjoy the cat-killing... Pastor pikin.. Chai!



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good

ChappyChase:
I cool oo! Only say I dey inside oven oo!
How your side?

This condition go make some people repent ooo. Only be say person wey enter hell fire no close the door well, heat wan kills us.. what about those wey dey inside?
Abeg river dey una side?

ChappyChase:
Hahahahaha! I know you go show up, but no vex, I no dey find you, I was just making a statement..

How you dey?

ChappyChase:
Hahahhahahahaha!!! Nigeria Funnynation! Lagos funny state!

You dey find me?

ellacute45:
who give this one official hungry man title holder park well joor

God bless you dearie... God will fight for you..

Liljeez:
Egbon....who gave yhu dat title

If you want the title, come and meet Seun and collect one.. . .
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Congrat bro.. My own endorsement coming soon.
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una sabi..


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your topic na another thing.. .

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rubsaphy:
Hello peeps, am finally home.

i greet u complete.. Happy sunday

daddysprincess:
Yes oh we have abuja peeps academy on facebook. And whatsapp U can email me ur number to add u

throw more light about dat.. How do i join?

Nothing will happen to you nah.. They wan kill u b4? You may only lose or loose ur political post..
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He bought another wristwatch? Just asking?
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In Phyno voice.. ''Udo''.
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Eeyyaaa.. Kpele.. Go for Poly. That result can secure you admission in a very nice school like FPI.
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All I ve to say is ''Enjoy the offer while the stock last''.. . . . Nairaland official comedian

All I ve to say is ''Enjoy the offer while the stock last''..
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I fit bet one of my g.f that most of those women don't know bilogical father of their child.. IDE camp? Dey just dey chop punany anyhow there.. Congrat sha!
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Who be this one again? If you don't know what to say begin dey blow whistle.. Which yeye prophecy? Una get luck say no be fall his ball they wan hang am.. If wetin i hear about dat man na true. He deserve more than dat..
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I dedicate this FTC to Kasiena247.. I love you my baby.. I want to follow my brother (Jnr Pope Odonwodo) foot step.. To marry in same place.. I have kasiena247 now..

Number one is correct while number 7 is..
All women need 7inces joystick size and above.. They need a man that can last 45mins and above..
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hungryboy:
who give this one Nairaland Official comedian,
Na buy you buy the title,
Abi you just dey answer title were you never earn?

you wan follow me drag the title ne? Go ask seun..
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The hustling na real! I don dey wear suit dey sell Okpa for Maraba, Kugbo and Kubwa go slow yet nobody discover me.. Na wa oo.. Maybe I go change biz.. All dis entertainers for Abuja come discover me oo.. Francis Duru, Jim Iyke etc.. I dey wait..
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Op you wan sell your own sperm? Go S/africa.. I swear u wil never regret..
Back 2 topic.. I can't estimate for that bcs Oluwa no go allow me suffer for child.. I go dey score like CR7, Aguero, Messi and Suarez..
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I now believe that men are scarce.. Women dey try any possible means just to seduce us.. Oluwa you too much! I agree with the poster above me..
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2undexy:
Shey dis guy still dey play football?

for inside the wife sloppy field.. He dey start match there every time he wish..
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I swear they look ''bad''.. I mean baddest.. You know say na only for naija people dey answer baddest as good name.. Lil kesh, Davido, wizkid and Olamide all of them na baddest..
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