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fretfingers:
OP,

To the best of my knowledge, it depends on the outsourced firm that seconds you to the bank.I don't think they'd pay you more than 50 - 70k. ICSL pay less compared to Uconnect.

Note:: marketers, tellers/cashiers, CCO's and others are contract staff in banks. The authorizers/checkers e.g the BM n Co (probably 5 or less) are the only proffessional/real staff of the bank in most branch.

Most of the staff are outsourced/contract staff.

can i ve the site of that uconnect? Pls their website

tosyne2much:
I just hope you will not corner another man's wife into your room

i no get that kind strenght wey she need.. I be 2mins man nah.. The highest i can stay is 2mins 5secs am ok.

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If the 15M na his gain.. The tithe na 1.5M..

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tosyne2much:
How u take know?

d man na my friend nah.. He dey tell me just 2 know if i get solution for his problem

When they say youth are the leaders of 2moro.. Dis is just the example.. Okwa chi na eme Eze.. Girls will be like ''he is not looking bad, nothing wrong to marry a boy that I age with 10yrs''..



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Longwriteupphobia

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Buhari open ur eye and think well..

I dey tell people say, warri guys no dey tell you price wey dey go use cross you for water until una the middle.. Only then you go hear ''Bros ee ur money na N900 unless you come down here make we jeje turn back'' How you wan take come down inside water?


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Na oyibo prison.. If you spend 3yrs for naija prison, when u come out.. I swear u go turn to pastor. Oyibo prison wey get bed and TV..



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iamauxin:
This is d driest first post I've ever seen on Nairaland...and to think it's coming from someone who claims to be funny is preposterous

bros abeg ur condition do pass comedy.. I guess u see ur doctor for better drugs..

Maybe the church meant ''wild''. The present state of some Nation now is truely wild. Nothing wey I go see for church banner dis days wey go suprise me.. I don see ''Oku di over ministry Abuja.. Na only for dis town u go see five diff churches for same street and three diff churches for same building..




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You know what FTC be like.. I dedicate this to my babe.. Siena247

Number 7,8 and 9 make sense.. Gone are those days wey u go marry a girl without testing. Girls of dis days dey fear me, no bi as u see dem for skin na so d inside be.. My neigbour no dey sleep for house in d nite bcs of his wife. D woman dey need like 7 rounds in the night.. #TeamTesting.



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ok

Mr Kanu will be like Nelson Mandella soon..



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Begging na hot biz for naija.. . .

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God save us from the hands of this bascard.. . . .
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onye kwa?

yap

They should return the money they collected from Dare 2 Dream contestand since they don't want to give them job. Since last year November no call or text message.. Buhari go soon probe you guys.
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k

Made in Aba.. Nnamdi Kanu home town.


I hear say doz Aba shoe na animal skin, so one day I cut one of my old shoe wey I no dey wear again. I cooked the animal skin like 57mins but e no gree don. Well, I begin dey chop am like dat since na animal skin.. About 1hr 30mins, my sister come tap me and said ''wake up b4 u chop d whole pillow finish''


I dedicate this FTC to my crush.. Siena247.. I love her bcs of her eye.
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God just picked her call.. Nothing to add.. . . . . Nairaland official comedian

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...and so? How many lives he don change with that N20million watch? Will the watch tell him when Jesus Christ is coming?.. Moreover I can't believe that sombody is rich unless he stop public stunt. Is he richer than Mike Adenuga? Abi u don see Mike show off his gold wrist watch..
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Unfortunately Buhari no dey country to hear this.. I strongly believe tha Buhari can not lead Nigerians to the promise land if he continue like this.. APC don scam many Nigerians..
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You too need 25k.. Hahahahahaha! I believe you re talking to your Yoruba brothers..
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Young03:
ihe oo

lekwa nwoke ba-anyi.. We nye bu ino? are you on facebook or watsapp? lets talk.. check my profile for my contact detail..

Young03:
abum nwa obukpa oo

onye bu imar ne obukpa

abum onye ihuama.. ishi we ne obukpa?

Donald3d:
youtube is a good option.

pls can u help me? Can i ve ur personal contact so we can talk?

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