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This thread is a comic relief

Op ur thread is so dry and wack

Guys check out my own thread I opened months ago

Mods na wa for u o

www.nairaland.com/2028567/types-people-u-meet-barbing

finofaya:
Looks like you missed the point entirely.

If you agree that the pastor must be financially better off than any member of his church then you can't turn around to say that it is a problem if the pastor is using the most expensive car in church.

When you say that a pastor is blessed because he gives, you fail to realize that most pastors here have/had nothing going for them other than their church. These pastors did not have a penny to give until the congregation came along with their charity. How can you now turn around and say that the pastor is being blessed for giving when the money he is giving came from his congregation? That makes no sense.

You must be a pastor yourself, based on this illogic you spewed.

u've missed the point yourself...u think it's only money u can sow?that li2 boy gave all he had bread and fish...u can sow anyfin u most precious...and d blessings will come..

Pastor ko..pastor ni...am just saying u should give dos guys a breather

podosci:
Is being a pastor aJob?
Is it a profession?
Did Jesus live in a mansion and ride the most beautifull horse in town?
Dis are question that you need to think about before talking about pastors and 20million naira cars

...so what is it if not a job?y do churches pay them if they don't think it's a job?

The thing is why should I believe u or ur God if your life isn't better than mine?you call yourself a pastor yet you are riding a volkswagen,I an unbeliever is using a range worth 20m so y should I give my life to ur God? That is the Nigerian mentality...if a pastors life isn't beta dan an ordinary believer no1 wld belief him or his God.

That been said,concerning the topic,y should a pastor use a 10m car?the thing is y shouldn't a pastor use it?wen a politician can and no1 will give a hoot?Davido,wizkid,linda ikeji olamide can all use 20m car but a pastor can't?what is my point,we lot do 4get these men are humans b4 pastors,aren't range rovers made for men?kkkk now I get it,pastors are angels that should fly!...

So where do they get money?lolz...I laugh at this a lot..see go and check the lives of these so called big pastors,u will find their secret----GIVING! There is no shortcut to blessing it's simply give and take!....these pastors feed widows,award scholarships,sow seeds to their seniors,pay tithes and u rili expect God not to bless them?u accusing dem,wen last did u give somebody 1k?linda ikeji gives away every last monday,davido recently paid for sm1s surgery,psquare gave OJB 10m for surgery...if u had dis money can u give like dem?try giving for 3months and see the changes in ur life!

Anoda factor is this,b4 a pastor uses a 10m car,that means his members are using 20 30m cars..shey u get?it becomes a problem when the pastors car is the most expensive in the church

All these been said though,doesn't mean we don't have wolves in sheep clothing...pastors collecting money from politicians,pastors collecting tithes without paying his(the sad part of this is,it won't work for the members that are paying dias..a pastor must give tithe from the tithe giving to him)..etc....and this apply to all spheres of life..bad eggs...

So b4 we condemn our pastors here and there...we need to know them very well...not pointing fingers here and there

Heck!some pastors were even born with a silver spoon!..

Na my own be dat

Aye e ti baje

Eyi nti poju o

OURPEPTALK:
When God increase the small church and they afford a bigger car for your Pastor, you will again leave for a smaller church.
are we really getting blessed?

thank you!

When God blesses his small church and becomes big and his pastor can now afford a range instead of a toyota..that's when they will start shouting!...

tsdarkside:
do you think,this is gods blessing to be stealing from the poor....LOL ...

HAHAHAHA!!!!

the thing is why should a christian be poor in the first place?does christiany=poverty in ur dictionary?

And who are these poor u talking bout sef?the congregation?

ogbonoeba:
Yep, gullible

and ur smartness has gotten u millions?

The thing is why should I believe u or ur God if your life isn't better than mine?you call yourself a pastor yet you are riding a volkswagen,I an unbeliever is using a range worth 20m so y should I give my life to ur God? That is the Nigerian mentality...if a pastors life isn't beta dan an ordinary believer no1 wld belief him or his God.

That been said,concerning the topic,y should a pastor use a 10m car?the thing is y shouldn't a pastor use it?wen a politician can and no1 will give a hoot?Davido,wizkid,linda ikeji olamide can all use 20m car but a pastor can't?what is my point,we lot do 4get these men are humans b4 pastors,aren't range rovers made for men?kkkk now I get it,pastors are angels that should fly!...

So where do they get money?lolz...I laugh at this a lot..see go and check the lives of these so called big pastors,u will find their secret----GIVING! There is no shortcut to blessing it's simply give and take!....these pastors feed widows,award scholarships,sow seeds to their seniors,pay tithes and u rili expect God not to bless them?u accusing dem,wen last did u give somebody 1k?linda ikeji gives away every last monday,davido recently paid for sm1s surgery,psquare gave OJB 10m for surgery...if u had dis money can u give like dem?try giving for 3months and see the changes in ur life!

Anoda factor is this,b4 a pastor uses a 10m car,that means his members are using 20 30m cars..shey u get?it becomes a problem when the pastors car is the most expensive in the church

All these been said though,doesn't mean we don't have wolves in sheep clothing...pastors collecting money from politicians,pastors collecting tithes without paying his(the sad part of this is,it won't work for the members that are paying dias..a pastor must give tithe from the tithe giving to him)..etc....and this apply to all spheres of life..bad eggs...

So b4 we condemn our pastors here and there...we need to know them very well...not pointing fingers here and there

Heck!some pastors were even born with a silver spoon!..

My 2cents

I am the only one that thinks van persie's miss was even more awful dan falcao's?

Thank u blind...

U sure u want to miss these guys?

www.nairaland.com/1935776/10-types-students-meet-hostels

The first was by the flying dutchman,the 2nd by a pouncing tigre...and the 3rd a flick by blind8)

mzpetit:
My second year in higher institution,I was fortunate to live in d hostel. It was a 3-man room as we fondly called d room depending on d size. Myself and 2 of my roomies,no squatter/floater. Just d 3 of us. One night like dt,my roomie woke up,stood beside me and dy were laughing. Damn! I was sleeping talking,LOL.I said (wow wow, I have finally made it. I got an A. Wow. Then I was laughing out loud) only for my roomies to show me d video of my sleep talking. Mehn I was kinda embarrasses but it was a funny experience tho. Results came out d following day and I got A's.

lwkm....but u eventually mocked dem with ur results na...

I remember when I was a child.My mother wld come home late and that's when we wld start cooking.One day i had slept before she came back.Then she woke me "oya take money go and buy me kerosene".I took the keg and left.30 mins lata dem no see me..lol.. I had dropped the money in the dustbin on the staircase and slept off!....sleep na bastard sha....my mum still tells me dat story till today..

This happened to a friend.My mum woke her up to go and pee.U know dos days (pako pikin sha)...we used to have a pee bowl in the room dat u will go and flush in the morning.He was spsd to pee inside the bowl...na so my guy go pee inside AMU(local pot/freezer)...thank God he drank the water first in the morning..anybody tried mixed pee and water?yeah!

On sleep talking,my mum woke me up one day and I said"oloun gbo emi ko mo so nu class"(God knows I am not the one dat messed in the class)...the funny thing about sleep talking is dat u can argue to death u didn't say such things....oh well!..I must have messed in the class and denied thus hunting me in my sleep!

My brother once said "mo ti toast e,oloungbo mo ti toast e!"(I have toasted her,I swear down I have toasted her!)..wen he woke up in the morning,my mum just asked..who did ur toast yesterday?..o'l boi come see denial...me?wen?lailai..I didn't say such a thing...lol

Share urs..

babyosisi:
You folks should stop begging them please
Stop the pleas

should they hand over to you?

U don't appreciate the value of what you have until you lose it!...

There is dis babe av been chasing for some months now wey no gree..Ystdae night while we were chatting,she asked what job does my mum do?

I answered; nothing really,she just manages an OIL-BLOC and my phone went off!
This morning when I charged my phone I saw her msgs "goodmorning love",how was ur night sweet?

The problem now is what I actually meant was dat my mum manages a PALM OIL BLOC in ife,osun state.. ;Dcouldn't explain further cus my phone went off...

Should I tell her the truth or should i just play along now she has agreed to be my babe?

Na joke I dey o..happy sunday to y'all..

Lol..so wizkid doesn't know who to vote for and asked his followers for advice that led to this conversation:

Follower:vote jonathan,no be under him u blow?

Wizkid:lol..cus na jonathan write holla at your boy?

Lwkm....I guess all all the artistes that blow under jonathan should vote him and those who didn't buhari...

Meanwhile wizkid says he is supporting the winner

Oya mods front page...

Just ask for her account number..that's when natasha changes to Amole OJuolape

S2kluv:
NA U SABI. GMB 2015

GMB KO.....KFC ni....battle the truth with ur conscience

GovWahala:
Good for U.
GEJ till 2019!!!!

GEJ KO...KEG ni....battle the truth with ur conscience

bettercreature:
Ah!!! i was scared to death i thought you are very important

lolz...ofcus I i am not..my vote is!

The truth is we all know these two candidates can't do us any good.I pity our future when I see the so called e-warriors battling out with each other just because they've been promised peanuts.Deep inside them,they know their leader can't do Nigeria any good.

Clueless jonathan will continue to display his PHD in cluelessneess or maybe this time clearer in HD.Buhari on the other hand has been there b4 and Nigeria is still Nigeria.A man that can't produce his certificate?what about his age?isn't he supposed to be at home for his children/grand children if not for greed?his quotes too?...these two men are nothing but wolves in sheep clothing.

I would rather vote a neutral person I know nothing bout than these two men.This truth is bitter,but its bitterness doesn't make it any less true!


#voteanyotherpersonbutbuhariorjonathan...

Mehn,..na battle till dawn o

Mae una sha no argue for una sleep

Lwkm

Ander Herrera "in an on-going legal process involving Real Zaragoza(spain),the club I was honored to play from 12-22 yrs of age,there are 41 people mentioned of which I am one.

I have never had and will have anything to do with manipulating match results.

If i am ever called to justify in any judicial hearing,i'll be happy to attend,as my conscience is totally clear.

I love football,and i believe in fair play on and off the pitch"

Ander..

A Fan on FCbuk:"don't worry Ander,DE GEA will save u"......

Lwkm

Their own perfume:


Foo,foo....faaa..that's all!


Some1 else's perfume:

Fooooooo,foooooooo,......faaaaaaaaaaa *turns around*...fooooo *shakes can*faaaaa foooo fooooo *sprays inside their pants or boxers* foooo...faaaaaaaaa fooooo *sprays inside their armpit* faaaaaa,foooooo...fooooo UNTIL THE OWNER GRABS IT AWAY!


But why?

Na english dey cus trouble for this thread