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holatin:
yes

so I have to pull over just to drink water?haba

holatin:
yes drinking either soft or hard while driving can distract you

distract?that means a bottle water can also distract me?

Trending is a programme hosted by TOKE MAKINWA on hiptv.They invite celebs and ask them questions and all that.

There is a segment on the program called "nasty comments".They give the celeb an ipad and he will read like 4 nasty comments by his/her fans.

I think these comments gets to these celebs.Although they all form it's cool and all that,but deep inside themit hurts.They are humans afterall..But a popular celeb that is working hard to have a name but all his works has been rubbished cus he sounds like a LEGEND refused to let it go.

T o k e:oh!that must hurt,it's cool though

Celeb:no!it's not cool,it's not nice to say such things bout me

I was api he voiced out...what is ur opinion on this segment?

Visited sm1 yesterday and was given 5alive.As I was driving home using my right hand to zip the juice,all of a sudden I saw the Road Safety Officers.I wanted to form stronghead and let them see me drinking the juice afterall no be alcohol...but I sha later drop am make I no play with fire..lolz

But,if rili they had seen me,wld I have been penalized?does the "don't drink and drive" rule apply to soft drinks?just curious

Btw,has any1 barbing took 2 days?

I remember some years back,there was fuel scarcity.Imdtly they brought light I went to my barber to have my hair cut.The guy had nearly finished half of my hair when the nepa took light...omo....I sat down for like 2 hrs nepa no bring light...had to leave and come back the next day... ...used a cap 2ruout dat day,bt stil got a nickname I wnt tell u...lolz

Psittacus:
9ja barbers shop no dey dull at all. You have those guys dat comes to talk trash abt football matches they didnt watch.

Some also comes to show of their new phone, you go see say dem dey ask for phone charger.

from experience, bad habits are contagious In barber shop, like sharing pictures of topless girls and videos, betting on unreasonable events, lieing about how many tertiary institution girls they have slept with. I just smile and listen to thier whack stories.

true...also d ones dat wld av taken "jedi"...abi"wete" b4 dey come....if den talk like dis..ol boi...lolz....na dem dey talk pass

Fabdedon:
if you have understanding..you would have edited ur post well enough

kkk...now swerve

Fabdedon:
thats cos you lack understanding..

kk....maybe or maybe not or maybe you!...

Fabdedon:
edit your post well and i will comment

done..but bro abeg no vex o..cus watin I wan talk no relate with d topic...

Ur signature is so wack!...and lame!

Ladies think they are the only ones that have fun when making their hair...a barbing salon too is never bored due to the types of people we meet there..they include:


THE "BIG BRO":These are the area brothers u hail whenever u see them.When these guys meet you in a salon,u wld av hoped they would pay ur money....lolz...

Don't be surprised when u are about to leave and they tell you stuffs like"omo iya oni binu ni o"....sibling u no go vex ni o...I just say make I quickly come shave(when he had cut the whole hair)...I no even bring ma wallet sef....next time sho gbo....u are lucky if they pay ur money once 2ruout the whole year..lolz

THEIR OPPOSITE:Just as some people are egbons for you,u are also to some people.These are the young peepz that hail you in ur area.They tend to meet you in a salon when u have no extra money on you.The first thing they do is to prostrate with their chin touching the ground...lolz...

Oh!have u ever met ur girlfriend's younger brother in a salon when u have no xtra money on you?oops!....u go wan enta ground o....smtimes u fake a call to go outside and come back wen they are gone....or if u bring extra cash...u just pay for him and is friend dat came...#datzwassup


THE GUY U HAD BEEF WITH:_ can't be friends with everybody.. U and dis guy no dey eva talk...for wateva reasons...una no just dey talk..When this guy meets you in a salon..he greets evwibody except you!...and vice versa..so no big deal...when it's only u and the guy in the salon..omo na boredom galore o...


THE GUY THAT DISTURBS THE BARBER:These ones want to watch TV at the same time cut his hair.The barber keeps shouting at him to lower this head for proper cutting....u wonder where he is from...


THE GUY THAT INTIMIDATES YOU WITH HIS CUT:As much as I hated GALLAS...the day a guy cut it,it took the HOLY SPIRIT in me to resist and say devil you are a a liar!..lolz....and thank God so..my hair wasn't full enough to cut it...


Omo some guys can so intimidate you with their style....if dem do molo(skin)..same ni,if dem do obama..same ni...their head fits into any style

UR CRUSH!:Yea!ur crush..lolz...so ur crush just got tired of dem brazilian hair and wanted to be #natural...she came to have her hair cut well dressed up while you just came casual...moreso u no 5n cus u neva cut ur hair..lolz....

The gbege here be sae...u go wan cut ur hair fast fast so u go look 5n to d babe,at the same time,u go wan form gentle man and allow the girl to cut her hair first...omo!

THE "EXPRESS MEN":These are the rich men that have a cut for #2000....they just park their car outside and enter straight to have their hair cut not minding the number of people they met on board..

So far u are #200...the barber leaves everybody to attend to them...only one song comes to my mind anytime I see these guys and it's 2face's only me chorus.."Ma lo ro pe omo pe iwo nikan lo ma lowo,ma lo ro pe in no be gbogbo wa wey go get this money"....I no dey blame the barber sha..if na me nko?....10 people money for one cut?....na so bro....


Did I miss any?add yours..

Ladies think they are the only ones that have fun when making their hair...a barbing salon too is never bored due to the types of people we meet there..they include:


The "big bro":These are the area brothers u hail whenever u see them.When these guys meet you in a salon,u wld av hoped they would pay ur money....lolz...don't be surprised when u are about to leave and they tell you stuffs like"omo iya oni binu ni o"....sibling u no go vex ni o...I just say make I quickly come shave(when he had cut the whole hair)...I no even bring ma wallet sef....next time sho gbo....u are lucky if they pay ur money once 2ruout the whole year..lolz

Their opposite:Just as some people are egbons for you,u are also to some people.These are the young peepz that hail you in ur area.They tend to meet you in a salon when u have no extra money on you.The first thing they do is to prostrate with their chin touching the ground...lolz...oh!have u ever met ur girlfriend's younger brother in a salon when u have no xtra money on you?oops!....u go wan enta ground o....smtimes u fake a call to go outside and come back wen they are gone....or if u bring extra cash...u just pay for him and is friend dat came...#datzwassup


The guy u had beef with:_ can't be friends with everybody.. U and dis guy no dey eva talk...for wateva reasons...una no just dey talk..When this guy meets you in a salon..he greets evwibody except you!...and vice versa..so no big deal...when it's only u and the guy in the salon..omo na boredom galore o...


The guy that disturbs the barber:These ones want to watch TV at the same time cut their hair.The barber keeps shouting at them to lower their head for proper cutting....u wonder where they are from...


The guy that intimidates you with his cut:As much as I hated GALLAS...the day a guy cut it,it took the HOLY SPIRIT in me to resist and say devil you are a a liar!..lolz....and thank God so..my hair wasn't full enough to cut it...omo some guys can so intimidate you with their style....if dem do molo(skin)..same ni,if dem do obama..same ni...their head fits into any style

Ur crush!:Yea!ur crush..lolz...so ur crush just got tired of dem brazilian hair and wanted to be #natural...she came to have her hair cut well dressed up while you just came casual...moreso u no 5n cus u neva cut ur hair..lolz....the gbege here be sae...u go wan cut ur hair fast fast so u go look 5n to d babe,at the same time,u go wan form gentle man and allow the girl to cut her hair first...omo!

The "express men":These are the rich men that have a cut for #2000....they just park their car outside and enter straight to have their hair cut not minding the number of people they met on board..so far u are #200...the barber leaves everybody to attend to them...only one song comes to my mind anytime I see these guys and it's 2face's only me chorus.."Ma lo ro pe omo pe iwo nikan lo ma lowo,ma lo ro pe in no be gbogbo wa wey go get this money"....I no dey blame the barber sha..if na me nko?....10 people money for one cut?....na so bro....


Did I miss any?add yours..

Lolz



Meanwhile....anytime we win,this thread is always dry as it shuts critics....I wld rather want this thread to be lively all the time

Nastydroid:
well I didn't

e dey ur body

missdebs:
oh yea...pdp f*ckers here i cme

u don miss road

Nastydroid:
this dude need a job

u took ur time to read it..u also need a job

Just joined nairaland and u've been bullied by some powerful monikers?u tried to fight back but just didn't know what to say?here are some tips for you to win a fight next time

Don't start the fight:Try as much as possible not to start the fight.This is for no other reason but for people to pity you.When u are on ur right as for the cause of the fight,people tend to pity you thus making anyfin u say on point..By this u rake "likes";a very important tool in an e-fight.When people like ur comments,it boosts ur confidence and gives you a sense of winning.


Know who you are fighting:This is very very important.Try to know a li2 information about who u are fighting.How do u go about this?go to their profile,check their posts and topics created, there you know li2 about them.U can imagine you a secondary skul student fighting with a doctor in the UK?u are so dead guy..na medical terms in go use kill u .

Search for punchlines:Ur punchline is ur sword in battle.U can't know words to use as u are new here,so u go to for example Rap section to know how it is done.There are also some monikers gifted with how to craft a punchline beautifully,but they are only for ma use Also don't underestimate ur brain,brainstorm for new punches on ur own.Also if u noticed the person is from ur tribe,don't hesitate to use ur language in fighting him.Trust me some words can't be xpressed in english.For example in yoruba if u want to say"aye e ti ta pau!bi guguru yaba"takes a day to interprete

Pls if you are not an expert,don't fight on GRAMMAR!This is one of the easiest way to humiliate one's self on NL.U tink everyfin u've written is correct?wrong!what about punctuation?etc..a fight on grammar is a one- off not just for newbies now,but for every NLander!..I look forward to it sha cus it has always been a comic-relief...


Develop a though skin:Trust me,some people can badmouth u and u feel like crying.Like it will rili get to you and u'd be like"does this person know me?...u can develop a though skin by seeing every fight as fun..don't take any fight personal..and lastly;

Know when to retreat!:See ma broda,in life,u win some and loose some.U can imagine that moniker u've been stealing his punchline fighting u with one of his other monikers?flee!...u can't just win some people..in this situation stop replying him/her and prepare to fight another day..with this few tips,we hope next time u got ursef into trouble or sm1 steps on ur toes..u know how to finish them off..tank you

braine:


The trick: Never retreat! Well, unless the fightee is actually very stoopid.

lol...broda u neva jam correct pple..lolz..den no go tell u b4 u retreat

Thread moved to another section jhor

Thread closed!

Thank God for 3pnts...poor first half..a bit improved 2nd half..let's hope it's d bgning of our season

Worst of performance so far..

PrettyClare7:
i want to by-pass this your thread without commenting,but i find that i cannot. Since i hv stopped,please go and erase that your opinion about law not being good enough. People who say trash about law are people who are simply jealous of lawyers and annoyed with them for no reason and of course the ignorant. Big men after making money go back to study law. The ex-VC of my sch is studying law now. So please dont disrespect that profession again if you have nothing important to offer dont open a thread.

I know sister...check out my 2nd post..these people are ignorant

Hey guys,,check out my 2nd post..I am a law atudent that needed attention

Bennyberry:
hahaha tnk God have succeeded in making u realise ur future aspirations can only be actualisable when u use ur brain..thus sinx u nw knw u nid a brain.so get urs examined.ok...#mission accomplished #1mumu has realised he nids his brain #sanitize nairaland # unto the next victim

no need to reply u again kid..study hard..to have a glimpse of good life in future

Bennyberry:
lolzz...with ur level of thinking u really tink u wud make it??.anyways i pray u do..bt wud be possible if u re examine ur brain.cos.ur future is as black as polish... Wetin small pikin know? :p

see newly admitted uniben student telling me about future?lol...oya I need to talk to my mate..ur father!

Bennyberry:
go get a life bro...tym is not on ur side.

go get brain first..without it u can't get a life

temitope23:
Have you ever wonder why after few years you don't hear anything about them again, why we still hear songs written by people like fela that's not even alive, sunny ade etc. ( Where is daddy showkey, idris abdul kareem, tony teuila etc.)

k bro..

Bennyberry:
awww...hw pathetic ur lyf has become..seems they mix cra.ze with garri to make eba for you abi?...so u expect me to make points out of a pointless nd st..upid topic that can only compete wit ur level of stu.pidity.."Come on stop that! Abi dem put 'dog Injection' for una bodi ni?"

actually if u were wise..u could deduct POINT from POINT-lESS...but I don't xpect an ignoramus like you to know that...btw..u've made no sense..craze +garri?dog injection?...if I were ur parents,I wld sue ur second skul for inadequate education..and also collect my change from you..cus u just wasted their money..

Isiterere:
...so if nairalanders says "you won't make in life"
You will belief it ?

Your head need to be re-examined asap ....
Msheew


ALL IZZ WELL

I will make it in life

temitope23:
Bro forget there are huge difference between someone who studies music and someone who just sings. Α Ǧ☺☺ϑ music student with talent will go places in life than someone who is not. Proficiency one 4 instrument per season and still learn the art of singing, ςαท read and write music learn the art of arrangement of music for orchestra and choir, sight singing, sight reading, sight playing, conducting. Tonal harmony, tonal counterpoint, chromatic harmony and music analysis ask 2face and the likes if they ςαท do that.

story for the gods...2face can't do that..but in every possibility he is even richer than sm1 that can do them..

Janeify:
you should just forget about it.it seems like you don't want to be convinced. Do people really read for money/to get job



Listen to yourself one more time.

nobody has tried to convince me..btwn y u con dey go school?na to finish skul start dey sell food abi?

Bennyberry:
God saved u that i controlled my anger...if not u wud have regretted registering into nairaland...bt pls take my advise and get ur brain examined..sometin might have gone wrong with it...maybe stupidity virus

even though the distance of ur brain to ur hand is long...it still doesn't justify your typing rubbish...u've been hurling insults without making any points....f.ool..

understatement:
Na wa 4 all these thread these day sha...bin find admission into law for 3yrs..dis year wey I con get am..una con dey rubbish am like dis..ehn?

lolz..broda..na NLanders dey rubbish am dis days o..no be me..if u read my post,am not pleased with it also cus my yunga broda just got in for it dis year...u in for a very good course bro..but there are other courses I listed also..y u ain't talking bout them..dramatic arts?music?