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this is just to tease us a bit, how sharp is our eyes?

I think he should ask GEJ for sincere advice. ......GEJ is a gentle man. PMB is just in that office, he needs genuine help

rafeelly:
Whether the walk or crawl, it didnt stop amaechi from been minister. They should not come back ever. Good riddance!
Amaechi Lion of Ubima carry on

On assumption of office Amaechi must leave River State politics and proof dose Niggaz wrong, by performing in his new assignment. else. ...

you need to see me and my TV.. channels TV on point

thank God for NEPA

its even worse when its a lady. .......dey dnt even realize it themselves, but they want kisses. hahh

Hmmm

RichDad1:
This man will NEVER prostrate for any man again in his life.

If it were before, he won't dare greet OBJ while standing.
Long live the King

infacts if he were to address the people, He will refer to OBASANJO as his son.

that office ehhh

This Sanusi guy bites too much! Much more than he can chew SOMETIMES

Owk, congrats to him. But a pretty
Lady enter's a barbing salon :

Kator: Wow! I haven't seen such beauty before!
Do you come here often?
LADY: Not really.
Kator: I would like us to know each other better.
LADY: Can't you see my finger (showing kator a
ring on her finger).
Kator: It doesn't matter. I'm married too.
LADY: But my husband will...
Kator: Oh cut that crap about your husband, we
can go places he has never dreamt of taking you
to.
LADY: Wow! Sounds nice, so what will I tell him?
Kator: You'll tell the dumb man that you are
going for fellowship.
LADY: Good, but I think you should tell him yourself, because
he is the one barbing your hair.

Talking abt Biafra.
Thats their business

Lady enter's a barbing salon :

Kator: Wow! I haven't seen such beauty before!
Do you come here often?

LADY: Not really.
Kator: I would like us to know each other better.

LADY: Can't you see my finger (showing kator a
ring on her finger).
Kator: It doesn't matter. I'm married too.

LADY: But my husband will...

Kator: Oh cut that crap about your husband, we
can go places he has never dreamt of taking you
to.

LADY: Wow! Sounds nice, so what will I tell him?

Kator: You'll tell the dumb man that you are
going for fellowship.

LADY: Good, but I think you should tell him yourself, because he is the one barbing your hair.

A Guy was called for an interview by
Chevron based on his performance while
working for Shell.
The Interviewer kator asked; What is your
current pay at Shell and what are you
looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum
plus medical and other benefits.
Considering the position here in Chevron,
I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per
annum, a status car, overseas vacation and
medicals.
Kator said; Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with 35 Million Naira per
annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as
official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as
status car, overseas medical treatment. A
fully furnished house in Lekki, health
insurance for your wife and children, 2
houses to be built for you in any town of
your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family
fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira
wardrobe allowance per annum, cook,
steward and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you are entitled to keep
all that the company gives you if you put in
just 3 years of service.
The Guy in bewildered excitement
exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.
Kator said; Of course I am joking. Were
you not the one that started it?

Lolz

Wole Soyinka looks real and he look fake

Lolz

You see
A Guy was called for an interview by
Chevron based on his performance while
working for Shell.
The Interviewer kator asked; What is your
current pay at Shell and what are you
looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum
plus medical and other benefits.
Considering the position here in Chevron,
I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per
annum, a status car, overseas vacation and
medicals.
Kator said; Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with 35 Million Naira per
annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as
official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as
status car, overseas medical treatment. A
fully furnished house in Lekki, health
insurance for your wife and children, 2
houses to be built for you in any town of
your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family
fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira
wardrobe allowance per annum, cook,
steward and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you are entitled to keep
all that the company gives you if you put in
just 3 years of service.
The Guy in bewildered excitement
exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.
Kator said; Of course I am joking. Were
you not the one that started it?

When the bush meat dey hunt the Hunter

Rip

hez younger and well educated. .....hope he rules with fear of God

gudlock 2him He is well schooled, I think he has what it takes to lead the good people of IFE to the next level.

choose your ABOBAKU with care ooooo, I no wan hear say abobaku d miss. ......lol

LastSurvivor:
The old man is a cheat, corrupt to the core, womanizer and a fat liar..
But most importantly buhari's best friend..

Will take OBJ serious when he shows us the 1000 snippers GEJ trained

lol @ snipers

as if he doesn't do concubine tins.

Akure people need it jare. Apart from Ceci plaza, nowhere to buy something again.

Nigerians. .....una sabi dig deep oo

The Akure ppeople suffered it most as they couldn't even buy goods with ease. Deji is confused.

OFFFENCE intended

Hmmm, my humble question is. ....did they just realized that

Sanusi should calm down and concentrate on his Emirates. ......CBN is in a save hand. Buhari is also comfortable with the CBN monetary policy.

What happened to Amaechi
Any day anytime. ....Amaechi is d most popular nominee

Thanks.

A Guy was called for an interview by
Chevron based on his performance while
working for Shell.
The Interviewer kator asked; What is your
current pay at Shell and what are you
looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum
plus medical and other benefits.
Considering the position here in Chevron,
I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per
annum, a status car, overseas vacation and
medicals.
Kator said; Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with 35 Million Naira per
annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as
official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as
status car, overseas medical treatment. A
fully furnished house in Lekki, health
insurance for your wife and children, 2
houses to be built for you in any town of
your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family
fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira
wardrobe allowance per annum, cook,
steward and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you are entitled to keep
all that the company gives you if you put in
just 3 years of service.
The Guy in bewildered excitement
exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.
Kator said; Of course I am joking. Were
you not the one that started it?

A Guy was called for an interview by
Chevron based on his performance while
working for Shell.
The Interviewer kator asked; What is your
current pay at Shell and what are you
looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum
plus medical and other benefits.
Considering the position here in Chevron,
I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per
annum, a status car, overseas vacation and
medicals.
Kator said; Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with 35 Million Naira per
annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as
official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as
status car, overseas medical treatment. A
fully furnished house in Lekki, health
insurance for your wife and children, 2
houses to be built for you in any town of
your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family
fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira
wardrobe allowance per annum, cook,
steward and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you are entitled to keep
all that the company gives you if you put in
just 3 years of service.
The Guy in bewildered excitement
exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.
Kator said; Of course I am joking. Were
you not the one that started it?

Are d snakes doing protest or something

.....Hate boxing with my life

We had timbers & calibers in d last administration! What did we get in return? Massive looting & high level corruption. I pray these set don't turn out same

Vinshu:
Op, invite her to your house

Give her a drink... take her to bed.. stuff her head in a pillow until she is dead.

You are free

did you read his advice, or yu need more? ?


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