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katch1: Ade:how far
me:how far wetin. Ade:na wa o,i dey hungry u cook? Me:cook wetin? Ade:food. Me:na me born u?

If nor be you Born am nko?

Lordave: Most of you still de gbagaun for pigin eng

Wetin concern you there?

JynxDane: Bananas, cOrnflakes, oatmeals, indomi, sardines & lots of milk nd water...

all this when you are broke? As you are okay now. What do you eat? banana flavored Kulikuli?

As a First Born. Too much is expected of you. Morally and in many other stages of life. If your parents aren't capable of carrying the family financially. The first born will be forced to be a Third Parent. That way he/she won't focus on his/her career. So you'll end up helping your younger ones. By the time you get a little breathing space. Time, you'll get to realise ain't your friend anymore. So God is not that wicked to let all that stand. And the Biblical first borns mentioned, where from the old testament. So what about the first born in the New testament?

Initially. They said a plane, or the equivalent of #200 million . Now it's #64 Million. How come. Do this Twerps think Naija people are Stupid. This is Corporate Yahoo, yahooo

Na waoo. Bakassi Militants. Oil Theft, environmental Degradation, Militancy, Kidnaping et al. Will this Region ever know,what the meaning of peace ?

She believes she is the Law. And Above the Law. Tell me who is Gonna Jugde her?

Lamentation 5.02. He come and come and say na you talk say

Experimenting at the expense of thier Candidates. If to say na thier Money. Dem nor go do like this oooo. Maybe Jamb next exam fee will be #10000 WITH ALL THIS DUBIous Charade

If you are a true Football fan. You'll know JT is no saint. Far from it. He is only Using this retirement thing to cope some Sympathy. He is trying to turn the tables around.. He is guilty. We all saw it on the TV screen. Suarez never got away with his racist abuse of Evra. So why JT. Deluded Chelsea Fans will always support him. If he had done what he did to Anton, to you. Will you shut up and accept that. Na wa fi ina ooo

#10 millon Naira bail for #16 Million Naira theft. Smh

The day i mistook a bottle of Kerosene for Ground nut oil.hmm.... malengi Rice. And the day i way cooking concoction rice and slept off.when i woke up Conconction Rice don turn to Confusion Rice. With a nice burn burn coffe flavor

Kukere, Azonto, eti Ghi, Go Gaga Crazy, all this are from up and coming artiste. Whom understandably are searching for attention. But established artiste like P. Squre dipping thier Alingo Mug in this pool as this guys makes me wonder if they were the true Writers of "Beautiful Onyinye". Shioooor

You forgot the Kpata too

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. You just showed why you wear Padded Boxers with this Comment.hehehehe

Lady in white= Paulina why you tiff my Bra
Paulina= y u sef tiff my Mary kay. Ode.
Lady in white= na me u dey follow talk. Thunder fire ur Mouth
Paulina= crase don dey drink Alomo 4 ya head.

Well it aint Feminine to be Yanshless. But Mawu Mawu aint the Solution too

Can a Woman Draw an O on the wall when she pee?

[quote author=musiwa.,]I think they crash that that plane. You see after nearly 100 bombing by Northerners how can you say they want you. They say, they want to leave, let them leave. Can you sleep with a woman by force. No. So if tinubu want to sell oando oil. Do every Yoruba or nigeria person have to die for tinubu money or Mike Adenuga money or someone to make money.

Look the navigation aid use most have had remote access from abuja. Which is normal in all system for protection. Where do Boko Haram leave Abuja. They are not happy with you. What do you expect from people who bomb you 100 times..

It is only a fool that remain in a country after 100 bombing.. i have said over and over break up Nigeria. it is the only solution.

Most of your are not educated.. When you people go and read art uko.. Your lifes are in dangers from Airport to even your cars and banks. Abuja (boko Haram control everything) so they can kill all of you any time they want.

That why I said break up Nigeria. You hospital have system that can be hack, transportation and others..

And you have Boko haram (abuja controlling it) what do you think will happen to you. you are all going to die.

Look they tried to frame me for arm importation this is how desperate they are..

Do you know anyone who want to be minority.. Instead of talking about break up of Nigeria, you are talking of one yeye things like Goodluck 2015, Buhari 2015, El rufia 2015, fashola 2015 or tinubu or oando oil or globacom etc.. You people are sick in the head..

Even if Jonathan resign, is sambo, david mark and aminu not part of Goodlcuk govt. if they were the solution to nigeria problem. tell me why do you think Nigeria have problem. they are not the solution to Nigeria problem.

It shoul not be about anyone selfishness to get power and call himself president of Nigeria.. It should not be Goodluck or Buhari or fashola.. It should be about how to protect people.

they brough down that plane because of the satellite pictures.. they may have taken control of the plane system from abuja or kano.. they have power to do that, since all your system are link together. and all the base are in the north. They can kill any of you, any time.

You have to hand over all airport to state.. compare katsina state airport to Katsina university. Does it look like katsina state govt can not control the airport. They can control the airport. You hand over all airport to state like it is done all over the world. there is no where federal govt control airport. It is not safe to have federal govt control it.

even over here airport are so sensitive.. Now image MOSSOB or MEND been send to hand kano airport. How many people will die in Kano..

they most have log on to a remote access from the north and crash the plane. they hack my phone and they can track you with the phone.. since they control everything from abuja.. so I shut down the phone.


After people bomb you 100 times how can you still think Nigeria can be one.. Only a fool thinks nigeria will remain one. If they are so bold to bomb the united nation office, do you think Northerners are not ready to kill any of You. they will kill you.


The only solution is to break up Nigeria. How many muslim do you know wear military boot to prayer.... See picture.. and you think they will not fight you. you people are fool. over 100 bombing and you still believe in Nigeria. you are a mugu.. wake up idioot. and smell your gravel.

The location tell me , they crash the plane because of the satellite pictures..

Do muslim wear military boot to prayer.. mugu
Ask any military man . Nigeria is already in a civil war..

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I live near this Area at Dopemu Agege.currently am at the crash site.As am typing this message am quiet shaken.the fatalities are way beyond the 153 REPORTED BY THE mEDIA.ithe crash site is a very ,very densely popuated area.debris from the crashed Aircraft caused the most damage as plane parts are over a wide Area.That plane was coming from Abj.its a Sad day my people.and its sorrow,tears and Blood on here

I like my Chinko Louis Voutton Dark Shades.it helps me see Big Butties Better

Michael Avede: Those dat hav ear let them hear dis, let no man lay a charge on God elet.u dat wanted to gurge now remba u wil be gurge also.if nt nw dat u ar livin it wil be after death. As 4 dus of u who knw hw to gosip men of God remba matt 5.10 said blessed ar those who men shal say any evil words against u .whome d lord has bless let no mao caurse.dat man Oyedipo is bless dan u all dat is againt him nor jorlosy u day here.

.So what you mean is your Man of God.Slapping an helpless girl in front of thousands of witness is the lords doing abi?.i pity you

I just can't believe people still defend the fact that a worldly event as the religious people would say is celebrated on the alter of God.what a shame.check this out how will the sound of "Up Chelsea" sound during worship.? Smh did i hear you shout "halleluia"?

What about Hair from Arjen Robben?

Papoon! papooon!.waoooo! waooo! waooo!.Po! Pon! Pon!.kiaow! Kiaow! Kiaow!.hu ! Hu! Hu!.oya comot per rowd ooh u wan die.

I think what the woman is demanding to be done is justified,by the fact that Segun Odegbami also call for the same process to be carried out on the deceased Soccer Legend.Is there a crime in that?

Well lets give them another 8years na

scribble: Arunma Oteh did not need to consult her senior management staff at SEC in order to unilaterally approve a N 500 billion AMCON bond. Is this because she is some sort of Amazon Wonderwoman? No, she has a degree from Harvard!

The House Committee’s investigation unraveled deep insight into the lackluster management style of Ms. Oteh. For instance how she bypassed her senior management team in everything from hiring contract workers to a N 500 billion AMCON Bond Approval.

The pinnacle of business education is seen as the acquisition of a Masters in Business Administration from Harvard Business School in Boston, Massachusetts.

Across Corporate Nigeria, you will undoubtedly run into Nigerian returnees from the USA who speak with fluent American accents and are armed with professional experience from abroad as well as the golden Harvard MBA.

It has been common practice for senior Nigerian politicians to hire Harvard certificate holders as it is thought that such individuals possess a magic touch. One thing we can all agree on is they know how to make a presentation.

Arunma Oteh, embattled Director Genera of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is a product of Harvard. At the ongoing House Committee on the NEar Collapse of the Capital Markets, part of what we learned is that she knows how to make a presentation.

Mrs. Daisy Ekinah, a SEC commissioner with over thirty years working experience revealed that Ms. Oteh, upon her resumption as SEC boss, made a presentation on “Roadmap to a World Class Capital Market” at the Nigerian Economic Summit Group in 2008.
The presentation was fabulous, however that was the last everyone in the SEC management team ever heard of it again.

Harvard MBA’s or maybe it is female Harvard MBA’s working in Nigeria seem to have serious personality crises. Whilst they may be intelligent and book-smart, they lack the inter-personal communication skills required to motivate personnel, clients and other stakeholders. The only inter-personal skills they deem necessary to work on are their business development or marketing skills. These type of skills are vital to bring in money, however once the money comes in, they become even temperamental and distant from their clients.

Ms. Oteh has displayed flashes of arrogance in the past, one would think to describe as flashes of righteous indignation concerning the allegations she levelled against Hon. Herman Hembe. However when one considers the fact that even senior management staff at the SEC are seriously disillusioned with her leadership style, calling it ‘selfish’, ‘dishonest’ and ‘singular’ in not so many words. Then one begins to see a woman who has serious character issues, but hides behind the ‘brilliance of a Harvard MBA’, in hopes the brilliant light will dull everyone else into believing she possesses something special.

Surely, it wasn’t the good professors at Harvard who taught Ms. Oteh that management meetings are best held via email and text messages.

According to Ekineh, ““There is a dysfunction in SEC, because we no longer work together as a team. There is also absence of respect and team spirit. During the time of the last two DGs, we used to hold meetings in their office regularly. This helped a lot, especially in bringing unity and cohesion to our activities, while helping us achieve more.

“Today, we hardly hold meetings and face-to-face interactions; instead, meetings have been replaced with text messages and emails. I am not saying text messages and emails are bad, but it should not make us do away with meetings and face-to-face interactions.”

Ms. Oteh has been working with these people for close to 4 years or more, could she not tell they were dissatisfied or is it an underlying selfish nature that allowed her to harden her heart to the feelings of individuals who have served their country for a much longer period than Ms. Oteh whose Harvard MBA magically lifted her into the position of power?

Whatever the case may be, it is glaring that as a nation we sell our own institutions short. There is good reason for this, as many of our institutions are nothing to write Harvard about. However in the same sentence, some of these Harvard graduates are nothing to write our institutions about.

To think Ms. Oteh with all her Harvard qualifications and such, could mismanage an institution like SEC to the extent that ALL her management staff are disgruntled. Where is the cohesion? How can a regulator whose duty is to build trust and integrity in the markets not have the trust of her board room?

We shoot ourselves in the foot over and over again in Nigeria. We keep putting these foreign talents ahead of our own deep talent pool and the fact is relationship, character and integrity are more important than certificates.
Next time you see Harvard on a CV or presentation, take your time to assess the character and values of such individuals before handing them the keys to the kingdom.

I feel like buying you a Drink.Spot on.This an absolutely fantastic piece.keep it Up

Theblessed: [size=16pt][b]We serve a Living God - a Righteous, Fair and Just God and he will judge this matter according to 'His Will'. His will is that, the Needy and the afflicted who cry out to him, shall not be oppressed (Psalm Chpt.72 v.12 - 14). Yes, this lady was in need of deliverance from demonic spirit afflicting her life and ran out to the House of God, crying out for help - instead of mercy, she got battered by the Man of God, how could that be right?

For those who support this injustice, listen, no one is greater than others in the presence of God, we are all equal - Kings, Princes and all!

Pastor Oyedepo if he really practices and follow the examples set by our Lord Jesus Christ - he would have settled this matter long ago without it having to get to this point i.e. go to the court as Matthew Chpt.5 v. 23 - 26 declared. To reconcile and settle matters with your brother/adversaries 'quickly' before it gets out of hand. And to do it even while you are still with him/her on the way to the court house (paraphrased). I leave you to read the rest of that chapter.

Obviously, Pastor Oyedepo didn't do that. So, who would listen to this Man of God that does not even listen to the word of God he claim to have received - in my view, he hadn't received any, at all.

And the Lord of Justice will bring Justice to this innocent sinner he abused.

Jesus never set a finger on any demon possessed person during his Ministry on earth, did he? That's the basis upon which he would be judged, Amen!

Our God Almighty is a Righteous Judge and he will judge this matter fairly in favour of the needy then, other Ministries who continously flaunt the principles set by Christ Jesus, will learn their lessons from this.[/b][/size]

.see Na God go showeryou with Blessings.This the truth.Some Christians of nowadays are worse than Hitler.Crazy buncha Goats

bros12345: Hate all u like, God will fight for his son. Moreso, I am proud to say that I am Oyedepo's son in the faith

Headless Chicken.look up unto God.not his servant.do you worship the Bishop or God?.get a life or better yet dive inside laggon.mofo

omodoagba: can anybody pls and explain why mayweather and klitchko brothers can not fight together....

no way.the Klishko's are not in the same weight as Floyd

solomon111: Look at the way people are insulting the name of the Lord jesus.
May God forgive oyedepo for bringing reproach to his name.

In your own deluded opinion Oyedepo has turn to Jesus Christ abi?Whats the Matter with you