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edoyad:
@Gabry
LWKMD may be you guys should switch next time, you up and him down

he always told me to be on top but int the end when we roll and roll, I end up below

A-town:
Yeah right. With all the eba,apko, and pounded yam you feed him daily abi. I bet he has a "Nigerian Pot Belly". Muscular ko Taye Diggs ni!

He is very cautious of what he is eating naaa. He does get a belly when with me but when I go off to work offshore for a couple of days, he has his 6 packs back

I no fed him with those ooo. . . Well, at least not everyday

8 words:
may be you have already show him coz our people say ana emime nwangbi obu

Whot?

George_D:
still, i think its a bit rare to find a lady that seldom nags-that's why i think you must be one in a million

Are u serious? I have alot of girlfriends whom are not naggers naaa

Bigmodo, I have sent you a msg on FB

She must be a Village FOC Minor Hoe with an Msc in Phuckology with Honors! Congratulations! U never know what disease she will bring from her Bushland Village 

Uhmmm. . . Nope.

To be honest, I dont think the advert is upsetting

A-town:
Buy him a treadmill already!

he is not fat. he is muscular. Thats why

George_D:
@Gabry,
if that is true then i'd say you're a rare one then.

Nahhh. I think it will happen to anyone provided that you have no say. Like my case, I cannot tell it off to my mother cause she is my mother and as for my brother, I hate ending up fighiting with him so I just keep my mouth shut all the time and eventually, its like I have no ears for them anymore. Imagine 26 years living with naggers. . . I think you will become like me as well if you were in my situation

^^^ LOL! And most of them could be from Ajepako land

Type of Event: Golf Tournament with Shell, Petronas, Sapura Acergy and HSAP Pte Ltd.
Date: 13th August 2009
No. of people attending: 80 pax
Other details: Its gonna be a boring one as I dont reall like Golf Sighhhh   

List Down your Favorite Activities for a Party

I always like Passing passing parcel!!! Even though its a small kid's game but I love it to death! And I love getting punish . LOL!

That will never happen to me cause I will never give my number to anyone!!!! Not even when Im drunk!

My mom is a natural nagger and my brother took over her. My sister and I followed our father. We only talk when we need to talk.

I get annoyed all the time when my mom nags and my brother nags especially in my teenage years but now when they nag, its like I did not hear anything anymore and I guess I got use to it. . . Its like the nagging have never existed. 

sexyLeamon:
I only took it for a month, to postpone my period for a school champ. My Gp recomended I too it three time a day the drug name is progestogen.
the only side effect I notice was a little tenderness in my breast, but dat when away after a fews days.

Tenderness in your breast? U mean your breast became drooply abi?

Hey Epi,

Thanks for informing me. I have settled the problem. You can now view your post there.

Gaggi:
Who said anything about showing your bro your puss.y? Do you practice incest?  

All i said was that show this boy if it will make him happen. There is a game we played in our youths where girls and boys show each other their privates if they lose a game of cards  . To be honest sha, liquor usually gives us that courage.

Anyhow, run along now and make that dude happy. Hope to hear the testimony, i'm out.  

Thats what Im rying to tell u. Its like encouraging incest since I treat him as a brother ooo. . .

y me:
LOL
nice one , i just gat the blood flowing with in me and the fire burning
so am gonna let FLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AND BURN like never before
but i just hope it doesnt get me burnt

Ive heard about ghetto and Ive seen like the American ones on TV but not sure what isit about really. Like how is it anyways?

jidobaba:
Dis na wetin dey happen wen guys r too passive. Cadbury is just angry dat d guy was asking instead of doing. If na me, I for just carry u knack for bed, take teeth tear your pata comot like pure water. Same for yme

I dont understand what you are talking about

y me:
LOL
i just gat a thing for the ghetto
they live their life ruggedly

Really? U mean u are originally not but you suddenly became a fan?

Gaggi:
get real, u said he was a brother figure, not just any guy. Girls are pretentios.

@OKIJA
like you didn't show yours to the neighbour yesterday.  

Ewwww! Now . . . Wont that even sound more disgusting? Showing your brother your puss.y. DAMN!
I have never showed my own birth brother mine why should I show others?

^^^ Sis, wassup with he ghetto status?

Amaka, 5 days its not long.

I have mine for 1 week to 2 weeks
I get frustrated most of the time because of this. , , . And at times my bf is frustrated as well. . . . . . Although he dos not show it but I can see it and I can feel it.

Really? So if your gf shows her puss to every guy, you wont mind either?

y me:
are you sure you are not the guy she is talking about ?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

y me:
almost, but not to the point of him saying he wants to see my puss.y
he knew my weak point and almost forced me
mine was almost rape in the making
he apologised tho but i couldnt just stand a BITCH like him anymore

OMG! U serious? This is terrible!!! Did you slap him good?  

Gaggi:
1. you're pretty, your cush will be pretty too.  
2. he's been there for you.
3. it's the only major request he's probably ever made.
4. he's nothing asking for sex. what if he forced you one of those days in the past?
5. it's just cush, flesh, a body part. look at it like an arm or ear or something.  

Ok Assuming Im your gf and I told u that I showed my step brother my puss. What will yu think and how would you feel?

Gaggi:
Okay. he is a devil for making that request. kick him out from your life.
I thought you needed advice but you've made up your mind. My own candid advice is, flaunt some cush for him.  

Give me 5 good reasons why should I show him some?

whitelexi:
Wanna make records but i'm woooooooooooooooooooooooooed up!
Slippin, fallin, cant get up

Now why the vexing face? Someone y stole your fried fish abi?

Hey sis, have you ever experience as such or similar? Tell me oo

^^^ Says who? And why are u talking like this? This is absurd and shameful! I dont wear sleeveless clothes what more bikini and all thos etrash which you have metioned     


I have never seen his koko abeg!       


Ahhh I get it. U want to see me vex so that you can flex right?