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^^^ That one be kii kiri language ooo


Waka Pass yaba!

sexyLeamon:
so dis love is still going strong? una well done/

ys naaa and you are apart of it cause you'll be my first born daughter (Patwhizkid)'s God Mother! And I have given you the priviledge to give her a Christian name! What will it be?

patwhizkid:
Aunty gabby, oya loff me lyk your daughter na

I no be your aunty now. I be your momma

Vuitton:
Thats COLD

Pls, pls i beg oh, gimme a lil tyme am trying to buy you the world

No b cold naa. I purposely wear that and I will wear that when we are sleeping as well

The world? U want to be King abi?

If have to loff you now cause u be our first born daughter

U do your own back? Like how? I have koko abi?

Or I will wear Eskimo Suit in your house for a year

Wetin happen? I no dey say dat dude whom I go squeeze da koko be you now

Why Why Why Why Why you go say that?
I be correct pesin for chinko now

^^^ U are a rare Gem

platinumnk:
Gabby arent u on probation?  

I guess I am so in that case, kindly remove me from the list. Thank you

patwhizkid:
Alryt gabby, we shall talk about it next time.

Ok Baby gurl.

Im speechless right now

Im not sure oo. Only Pat and Phemi knows.

Ok Im feelin so lesbien right now

Ok, We shall talk on YIM but not today my dear. I need to do alot of reading for the upcoming project

^^^ Wetin ma partner do?

How about Michelin 89

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-267761.0.html#msg3825229

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-267761.0.html#msg4405936


ROTFLMAO!!!!! 

U1:
So Gabry you are still here trying to go mean in spite of all the entreaties? Well, go ahead. But remember that no matter how much you try you can never be meaner than this. Why do you want to be mean in the first place?

its becaus one of my ambition is to be a Mafia in the coming future

WOW! Im lazy to read now

kabola2009:
when are you going to find your lost memory in order to tell us how big it is.
but it must be a very long stick.lol

LMAO!!!             hahaha! So u dey think Chinko man dey have long stick abi? 

Ben-10:
but Gabby's hand covered the long tin. . .the question is how big is gabby's hand?

My fingers are small. have you ever seen Elton John's fingers? Mine is the exact same size like his.

kingzli:
I doubt i would raise my voice, since it was an accident, that guy has a hot temper. By the way why your memory loss.

Cause he screamed and I got shock naaa so I completely forggoten everything   

candylips:
mm

U dey singing a song abi? Abeg ooo. . . Go change tune. This one make u sound like female

Make her hair? Ok, as far as I understand, even African guys go make their hair ooo. . . They do dreadlocks or they eave it. . . Well, I heard guys saying that. Pat, any other evidence?

Did he/she admittd it? Please tell me more. Pleasee. . . . Is she a lesbian? :oHow did you find out?

^^^ YES!!!! Like James Bond!

^^^ Thank you naaa. U are a decent man. Now I want to add u in on FB.

natashi:
Only way to be sure is to go over and check out , So advice guys on how to confront this problem. If it is a lady she can have him, How should I bring this up to him

For me I will do a surprise inspection. Ill go to his house and caught him in the act!

Huh? Please be serious with me. . . Are u serious?

Mukinatu, no be joke naaa but now that I read it, it does sound like a joke
But a real one


Ben, a priviledge? What do you mean?

Kingzli, for u, will you give me a dirty slap?

But Im surprise oo cause Swit D is a lovabl man

Hmmm. Ok, sorry I misread the first part. Cultural issues? nahhhh. . . . . It could be maybe he is embarrass to show you his residents or maybe he is hiding sumthing from you. . . Im not sure but I surely do know it has nothing to do with culture. So far, Ive seen most Nigerians would gladly invite people to their house!

ok, if I dey find him at fault, I will beef him for u ok?

Hey, Im also dating a Nigerian but Im Asian.

My bf tells me that if he is to visit my parents and I visit his parents, in his own family culture, it means that you wanna be in a srious relationship which will lead to marriage.

I remember the first time he insisted on visiting my parents and when he did, he was sweating cold sweat all over. It shows how nerve wrecking he was that day. LOL!

So maybe to him, to visit your parents and you wanting to visit his parents means marriage.