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candylips:
the guy get mental problem 

Abi oo. hey, Change your name abeg! U are not crazy 

asha 80:
I felt all the emotions the emoticons i used represented 

Really? Does that mean u are confuse?

daduke2k:
the guy is right u went all raw on him u shouldnt hav treated him dat way, u are both wrong and cut the sermon i understand the situation

Treat him like wetin?

stillwater:
You like the attention he's giving you, jare.


Is this all what you said to him? You could have just walked out or rather given him a punch in the eye. You like the attention jor.

stillwater:
You still call this brotherly love?

We know each other for a long time and I treat him as a brother naaa. He is even close to my sister.

ichommy:
the guy is crazy inlove with you lol 

I dont know ooo. But to be honest, i feel like a hoe!

Akinagirl:
OUCH! I am sorry. Can you say psycho? Girl just stay away from him, he's even creeping me out.

But he is a nice guys untill he said those words. . .

^^^ Abi oo. I was thinking the same too. How embarrasing.

View? Its ok if he view it. Theres nothing to hide. Even if he doesnt, Im gonna tell him. I cannot keep this away from him. He know about this guy

busybody20:
@ poster,

i will slap busy_body.

She just doesnt know when to stop!

!amebo no1:
i can help, i am a willing volunteer

Surprise Surprise.

sweetpie23:
my list: the amaka sexylemon rokiatu patiwizkid walestar and many more

na waaa in that list you want to slap those fine ladies abi? How come? U know what? Truth be told The Amaka, Sexyleamon, Rokiatu and Patwhizkid are really nice ladies ooo (unlike some others - I no fit mention! ) o are u sure you get the right person?

And as for Walstar, wetin he do to you? I know he is funny naaa. . .

charles316:
ROKIATU-COS SHE IS SO UGLY AND RUDE
WALESTAR-COS HE IS AN IMMATURE PSYCHATRIC PATIENT
SAURON-COS HE IS NOT WORTH LIVING

Why? Rokiau is a darling and Sauron is a menace but in a good way And what did Wale did to you? He is a little yeye but he no dey cause palava naaa. \

patwhizkid:
Now. . .sweetpie or whatever yu call yur shameful & ugly self, plz get my name off yur stinkin' fingerz & mouth. If yur moma haven't taught yu how to show some respects, then learn from others. I have been reading yur postz with one eye, and have seen how yu go about insultin' people. Now listen & get thiz into yur weak head, yu are not worth my precious time at all. How kan a dirty ugly fool who doesn't even know how to spell simple words correctly go about insultin' elites? Sweetpie, yu don't want me to start with yu. . .yu don't.

Oh Oh. . . . Patty baby gurl. . . I didnt know u are too furious to fast like this oo. Calm down dear. Aunt Gabry is hia

asha 80:

What are u trying to say really?

na2day?:
trust me, u dont wanna know

U are crazy ooo

sexyLeamon:
lies, I actually do postpone mine sometimes, and am here alive talking to u on nairaland

Ok I hope so. What is the brand of the pills and ho long have you been taking it and did it cause any symptoms when you took it?

My bf kiss me and makes me wet all he time but at times, when he kiss me and he gets so into it, his body weight is killing me.

Poster, have you talkd to your gf about this?

Please tell her about this and maybe it would be nice to tell her what you like her to do. I know if my man tells me what he wants or fantisize, I will have to try and do it cause the nect time when Im feeling Hot, I would expect the same thing from him.

He has been loving me since the day we met. . . He knows I have a bf. And I love him dearly as my brother. I love his character, his heart but never as my lover but my brother. Theres something very brotherly about him which makes me respects him alot. He says that he wont force me to love him and he will face the fact that I will never love him as a lover not untill today. . .

Today, he really got upset with me. He threw tantrums at me telling me that I should be with him and that Im making the wrong decisions in life.

And you know what got me shock of my life? After what he told me, I felt scared of even knowing him. . . He told me this:- I will promise to let you go and will walk away but I will never want to see you again on one condition

I ask him what is the condition and he says  this: You let me see your P*ssy and I will leave you. I wont touch it or feel it but I just want to look at it.

My jaw drop to the floor. I dont know what to think of him anymore. I dont! I told him that I feel that he treats me like a prostitute telling me to do this stupid thing. . . . . .

he said that its the only way he could satisfy his imagination of having me in his arms and. . . URGH! Honstly! I dont know what to think anymore. . .   I object!

Than he says that he will nver want to talk to me again and he has sent an email to my sister telling her how he feels about me and everything else.

MY GOD! I wanna see that email. I will go ask my sister. . .  

emekatimsu:
One embarrasing moment of my life was way back in my secondary school days,then i've always boosted to my friends how wealthy my family was & how u have a duplex,fine cars etc. And they all believed me.
During my s s 2,i fell sick & missed school for weeks,so my friends decided to pay me a suprise visit,only to find out that i was sharing a 2 bedroom apartment with 8 of my sibling with my parents in the most swampy area of , , men i could talk in school till i graduated.

OMG!!! Thats plain torturing to be embarrass that way

na waaa! Why do I feel like a mumu when you ask me that

na2day?:
how am i suppose to know if i have tasted it when u are yet to tell me what it is?  

U can see all the pictures here. These are cakes.  

alicejacob:
Bonus for Chocolate Fan 

YUM!!! I lov chocolate cake too but I also would love to have a YAM CAKE for my birthday~!

Amaka, Those Red Velvet Cake looks soo freakin delicious!!! That I look up on it~

Red Velvet Cake:

2 1/2 cups (250 grams) sifted cake flour

1/2 teaspoon salt

2 tablespoons (15 grams) Dutch-processed cocoa powder

1/2 cup (113 grams) unsalted butter, at room temperature

1 1/2 cups (300 grams) granulated white sugar

2 large eggs

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1 cup (240 ml) buttermilk

2 tablespoons liquid red food coloring

1 teaspoon white distilled vinegar

1 teaspoon baking soda

Cream Cheese Frosting:

1 1/2 (360 ml) cups heavy whipping cream

1 - 8 ounce (227 grams) cream cheese, room temperature

1 - 8 ounce (227 grams) tub of Mascarpone cheese, room temperature

3/4 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1 cup (115 grams) confectioners' (icing or powdered) sugar, sifted



Red Velvet Cake: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) and place rack in center of oven. Butter two - 9 inch (23 cm) round cake pans and line the bottoms of the pans with parchment paper. Set aside.

In a mixing bowl sift together the flour, salt, and cocoa powder. Set aside.

In bowl of your electric mixer, or with a hand mixer, beat the butter until soft (about 1-2 minutes). Add the sugar and beat until light and fluffy (about 2-3 minutes). Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Scrape down the sides of the bowl. Add the vanilla extract and beat until combined.

In a measuring cup whisk the buttermilk with the red food coloring. With the mixer on low speed, alternately add the flour mixture and buttermilk, in three additions, beginning and ending with the flour.

In a small cup combine the vinegar and baking soda. Allow the mixture to fizz and then quickly fold into the cake batter.

Working quickly, divide the batter evenly between the two prepared pans and smooth the tops with an offset spatula or the back of a spoon. Bake in the preheated oven for approximately 25 - 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center of the cakes comes out clean. Cool the cakes in their pans on a wire rack for 10 minutes. Place a wire rack on top of the cake pan and invert, lifting off the pan. Once the cakes have completely cooled, wrap in plastic and place the cake layers in the freezer for at least an hour. (This is done to make filling and frosting the cakes easier.)

Cream Cheese Frosting: In your food processor, or with a hand mixer, process the cream cheese and mascarpone cheese until smooth. Add the vanilla and confectioners sugar and process until smooth. Transfer this mixture to a large mixing bowl.

Then, in the bowl of your electric mixer, or with a hand mixer, whip the cream until stiff peaks form. With a large spatula, gently but quickly fold a little of the whipped cream into the cream cheese mixture to lighten it. Then fold in the remaining whipped cream, in two stages. If the frosting is not thick enough to spread, cover and place in the refrigerator for an hour, or until it is firm enough to spread.

Assemble: With a serrated knife, cut each cake layer in half, horizontally. You will now have four cake layers. Place one of the cake layers, top of the cake facing down, onto your serving platter. Spread the cake layer with a layer of frosting. Place another layer of cake on top of the frosting and continue to frost and stack the cake layers. Frost the top and sides of the cake. Can garnish the cake with sweetened or unsweetened coconut

Makes one - 9 inch (23 cm) four layer cake.

THE AMAKA:
i dont know, but i know it tastes good! lol

It does look vry tempting though. Is it expensive?

na2day?:
joking about what? i asked a simple question

U mean to say you have never tasted a cake in your life?

No I cannot cause since when this wedding has to do with only me? If its my birthday than yeah but not the wedding unless if Im getting married to myself! If my husband is apart of this, he has to contribute as well

At my friends wedding. One of hr uncle got really drunk and he went on stage and grab a microphone and he said sumthing like this:-

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! I would like to wish the bride and groom a happy marriage life and I hope their children wont be as FUGLY as they are cause truth be told, they are indeed as fugly as their parents! HAHA!




And everyone was silent and shocked

And he dissapeared into thin air

I heard the lady is very young. Can someone get the link to the real news? I wanna know wassup and whats happening there.

na2day?:
that the lady will finally realized that it is me she is actually getting married to

Uhmmmmm. . . WHat do you mean exactly?

na2day?:
i'm sorry, what is a cake?

Tell me you're joking!

THE AMAKA:
RED VELVET CAKE!!!

What does a red velvet cake made out of?

It because love is all about sacrificing and tolerating one another but its not just the lady, even the guy does it.

dgreatrock:
Gabby dont worry. God dey na poor man prayer!

I cannot ask God for anything. He has given me more than enough. Leave God alone. . . . .

Give him a chance baba

Bloody hell

ok Mykolo, show me. Im waiting

chic2pimp:
^^^^ What race are u? What country do u reside in?

Malaysia Malaysian