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SwitD No wetin he do you

Guys! Guys!!! Common now. We can settle this

Haha! So only Sweetpie right?

I no know ooo. . . . After I heard him screaming, I loss memory of how it felt. . .

I dey wait for 5 years now. . . . bring it out or. . . .

^^^ Ok so only your story be as intelligent as Einsteins's abi? Tell em here make we fit judge see whether your story be as inteligent as you claim or not

Pat baby gurl, who dey step on your toes? Name them here make me go hear em. 

Hey Jokers!!! Since I hardly come in here in a long time, I decided to share with you on what happen today to me which made me feel all mixed up. I dont know if I should laugh or not.

Today is a Holiday so I went to the Swimming pool to swim with my friends. We were swimming and splashing each other like those people did in Baywatch  only that maybe we are the fatter / flatter version of Baywatch and the smaller boobs version (for ladies) and for guys , the Chunks version for baywatch (Hunks). (I no dey beat Pamela Anderson ooo. . . . Her boobs go bouncing up and down and left and right like jello Footballs. . . NA WA!!         )

Anyways, I was bored so I decided to climb up to the plank and do a canon ball jump!!! HAHA! So I climb and climb and climb!!! And than I reach to the top! And than I shouted at my friends and i told them: HEY!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN'S BOMB!!!       And IIIIIIIII JUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1

I did not realize that the pool was soooo deep and I couldnt open my eyes cause I did not wear any goggles so I try and feel for sumthin to grab and I manage to grab hold of sumthin! When I grab em, I heard someone screaming like a school girl     When I reached to the top, I come to realize that I accidently grab a man's koko!!! The dude put the evil look at me and he dey curse me in Chinko language. . . O gaaaa oooo. . . 

Than I dey pretend as if no be me dey grab his koko         But my friends all dey laugh at me. . . How embarrasing     

^^^ Wetin I dey say?

^^^ If I go kill you how come u still alive?

His personality!!! Thats the first thing than the rest will come in place


1) His bulge

2) His eyes

3) His lips

4) His hands

5) His hair

^^^ Ehmmmm

candylips:
smile smile smile

U nuts

Pat, Im starting to suspect you. U are getting rude. Dont make me take back those words which I have questioned others earlier when they came out with negative intolerable statements concerning to you


blue-jay, law student? hehehehehehe! Nope but I have learned a law subject years before. Now that my brains are rusty, I have no recall of any law subject


Maybe the best thing to do is to bring this out to the honorable Judge, Lord ifeleke. My Lord, please see what I have quoted above to justify that I am not suitable as a candidate to be placed on the voting chart above this thread. I have stated my reasons (5 (Five) for that matter) and please give your wises decisions in this court of law. Thank you.


Regards,

Mama Ngozi

Dear whoever that posted my name in the voting list,

I think it is very unapropriate that my name is in that list because of the following reasons:

1) Im not an active poster in this thread

2) According to the board, I dey cause palava

3) Im not really allowed to post in here because of the things which I have done and also Im on probation

4) I have nothing to do with this thread.

5) I have bashed the Originater of this thread.

So whoever whom is responsible towards that voting list should remove my name or replace me with someone else ASAP.

Thank you and have a nice day.



Regards,

Mama Ngozi

candylips:
it means sorry

I know the meaning oo but wassup with the smile?

Archilles:
Do you expect them to nag to you? Go ask their bfs. The annoying part is when you think about what they nag about and the fact they think they are complaining and not nagging.

OkOk Ok. U are right in that sense. They do nag to their bf's. . . . . Ive seen it and heard it. . . As for my bf, URGHHH! Before I can even say a word, he will say 500 words ahead of me so usually I would just keep silent

What do you want me to say

^^^ Is that a sign of happines

na2day?:
dont worry, u wont be the 1st

I know! Cause u're the original one

First victim:[size=15pt] Shentz[/size] https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=24394

First Impression before interacting with her:-
I kinda feel intimidated with her because she looks like those party girl whom is outgoing and also that cool funky and Miss Popular and all so I honestly thought she was kinda stuck up.

After getting to know her:-
Honestly, she is so nice and down to earth. She knows when to talk and what to talk which has made many people to admire and love her and she has this thing. . . Something about her which allows other people to catch her attention and it makes people feel like they want to get to know her better. I really like her and I will be honoured if I can get to know her better

Hey y’all. This thread is basically a topic on what do I feel about other Nairalanders here in terms of their behaviour, their characteristics and etc etc.

I will look for a victim hn i have the time and post what I think of them here o if you would lik to know what I honestly think of you, you could request so.

It would be also nice to get comments from you guys of what you think of me. Good or bad, it dont matter. Its all good

My bf is piss. . . I told him about this and he is angry with me. . . He is upset and I dont know what is in his head. . . This is the first time I could not understand or feel him anymore. . . He's just angry and he kept silent after hearing me out and he says he doesnt want to talk about it cause he doesnt want to end up quarelling with me. . .

Poster its normal to date someone olderthan ou. Rihanna datd Chris Brown, Madonna dated that yourng guy so did Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey an also Cameron Diaz dated Justin Timberlake and all these ladies are so much older. My gf dated a guy whom is 5 years younger than her and soon they are getting married. and my aunt got married to her first cousin whom is 2 years younger than her. Even worst off cause they are family. . . . . .

Whats the point of letting your child know who is the father when the father doesnt want to know his child? Just tell your child that his/her father is dead in the war.

^^^ WHy?

I like his Buldge

mukina2:
how is that your problem?

topics don finish for you to create?

ok lemme answer you

she is married with 6 chudrens

four grandkids and 2 great grand kids on the way.

ROTFLMAO!!!! She be great grandmama iice