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And we think they brag too much

I dont think she is a virgin.

I know being a virgin, she is sure to feel the pain one way or another. . . . but than again, u said you were drunk. . . . . Are u sure u could remember what happened?

But for the blood part, Not all females have blood cause some of us are not born with a hymen.

My face like kpomo ke? Your face like Ogbono

^^^

by.dot:
Gaby
try me first, u go fear fear

by.dot:
hehe, d malaysian chic has just spoken
gud u clear urslf for 'em doubters

The way I see it, I still njo dey fear u ooo. , . I go hear from your momma say you still dey suck your thumb and drink choc milk and play with teddies

JeSoul:
Betta pesin! thank you girl! I am going to try it this weekend.

Ok, sure. tell me how it goes

As much as you think that men are annoying, I bet the man will think that females are annoying as well


I believe that men can be annoying maybe because they are the opposite from females.

WHat kinda Family Day u are intending to make? Like what kinda theme? You want like a Sports day? A leisure Day? a Movie one? A Friendly Match one?

Ben!!!

Bawo ni? So wa pa?

xqwysyte:
lol gaby

but really how come your pidgin doesnt suck as a non-nigerian's should? And your mentality, its just so , Nigerian. And dont even talk bout your picture, anybody can put up any image in thier profile

kingzli:
Well lady thats what i thought when i saw gabby's posts for the first time some months ago, i wondered how an asian could think like a Nigerian but I can assure you she is asian and her Pidgin is so good because of the long time she has spent on nairaland and her association with the funny guys here.

xqwysyte:
Really If u spent most of your time on a Jamaican chat site., not interacting with them physically, just merely reading thier posts, would that make u fluent in d jamican slangs. The very core jaimican dialect? I lived with a jamican girl for about 4 months yet i still wasnt able to understand half of what she says when she decides to talk proper jamo.

Wow! Really? Im flattered ooo. . . Let me clear the onfusion up for you guys ok?

When I was young, I love Nigeria alot! (well, Jamaica and Nigeria o be exact ) I love them so much that I uhm. . . hehheh! Ok skip that!

Anyways, I have been living with Nigerians for the past 6 years and my bf is a Nigerian and I started improving on my writing/typing on Nairaland. The speaking, I learn from my housemates. My bf doesnt teach me much cause he is busy talking to me in Malay Language

dani1luv:
LMAO that was hot. .

It really took you 15 minutes to compile those jagons of urs. .

Naa i think people like you s'ppose to be in the Psychiatrist hosp.

Nyway was just bout' to correct some impression. .

Do they really brush up vocabulary . mahn that was dumb

2. It wrong for you to abuse another NL which you have just done (I did not abuse you in anyway)

3. I dont wanna knw that silly/senseless name of urs because mahn. .

I dont have your time in nyway

Just wanted to corrrect your mistake

bigmodo:
@xqwysyte

this girl u have got a bad mouth. you just have to control ya mouf or imma lock it up for you.

Bros, bawo ni? So wa pa? Abeg oo. . . No go beef xqwysyte like this naaa. Like what CrazyMan always say, Men to not insult Women. She did not say that on purpose and truth be told, am honored she called me a Nigerian. I have observe xqwysyte for some time and I realize she reminded me of my sister Epi, Direct and straight forward so we all should be please cause at least she is honest and not beating around the bush.

Baxilexi:
gabry, lol . as its said a drowning woman would hang on to a straw of manliness, pending the circumstance

Drown? I no dey drown ooo. Im just looking for weapon go push me on shore now

His fac was shaped by braces like that. No blame him jor

kayc33:
^ sorry babe u get Nigerian blood flowin in u?
just curious

Yes naaaa cause my meat is made up from Suya and Kpomo

^^^ Chris Whot? na waa! But I did not bite anyone's ear ooo

^^^ See how he dey feel excited like this. LOL!

Yes naaa. OF course I am

I no get copy oooo. I was only told probation as far as I can remember And actually I dont know probation from wetin?

Wetin be the rules

^^^ 190 want to start with me? Ok naa but this time if he start it will be a good one

^^^^ Sista, abeg! No dey vex. . . They did not mean to do that ooo   

^^^ Yes, I know what you mean,. Annoying really. They were the ones that add u in first and yet they go ask you first without introducing.

I had sum people whom added me in first and than they ask me: Who are u?

hmmm. , . Ok oooo. . . . Shakira ShakarA. LOL!

sexyLeamon:
I only have common sense noy extraordinary sense

That one only ned common sense naa. Ok, choose another common special name

Vuitton:
Baby when we are sleeping as well Hmmm. . .

. . . am presently a prince, but my kingdom shall soon come honey, just stay by my side

Ok naa. Ill be by your side but you need to buy me more choc milk to keep me that patient.

How long more?

Na waaa! This is serious! What has he turned to?


Ok, please take it easy on da dude naaa. He has been suffering from Dwarfism Thinkism sickness lately (he thinks he is a dwarf but I keep telling him he is not), . Oh welll. . . Anyways, bcause he thinks he is one, he feels that its hard for him to toast any kokolets thats why he is facing some behaviour problem like I go think he has menstruation or sumthin. . . U know like mr Red go attack him? Like that oooo. . . Its a sad case really

I choose Vuitton. He is my lover hia

dani1luv:
Lmao Gabry

First time i would ever post a *grin*

This made me go

Ahahaha! Dani, una be embarasss abi?

xqwysyte:
Gabry

Why have u been claiming to be an asian, when u are nigerian. i can smell it from the way u talk, type, think and even 'tabon'/. U know, its more cool to be seen as nigerian than asian.

Why u go say this? Have you seen my profile pic? That be me naaa

sexyLeamon:
racism right there!

dani1luv:
Hey Mr. Mrs. xqwysyte or wateva u called

D0nt just bump in2 a forum or thread then start making posting nonsense

we are on a public board so please and please shut dat dirty trap of urs

and modify that post right!

I dont think she meant that on purpose naa.

Phemour:
@ G

na big koko or small koko u grabbed?

Ehmm EHmm EHmmm. . . let me think

Pratttt! - Smelly farty pants
Poooot! - Noisy ones without smell
Pssss - Silent but Deadly
Splat! - Fart with Diarrhoea!
Pit - Whistling fart
poot poot poot poot PRATTTTTTTTTTTTTT - Soft Soft Soft Soft fart and end up with a Gigantor Fart!

Angel is too common naaa. Choose sumthin pass Heaven and Earth

Ahahahahahahah! Pat, I wondr how u go read his upside down typing.

I dey fear? Lai Lai ooo. As far I know, By Dot AKA Brian is a 7 yea old boy. How he dey fit fight Mama Ngozi?

Bed riddance? Wetin happen? Is he sick? Is he. . . . Gush!!! Gist me ooo

Thank you naaa. . . . . .

Twinny! Is 190 also still on probation?

^^^ U dey ask for pesin pass the Holy Virgin Mary