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and the original poster has vanish into thin air. . .

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Wafijoe and Wahfijo

Your names sound the same only the spelling is different. so how we fit call you both differently ehn?


ABEG!!! This should be in the Jokes Section

Oh My God. . . This post is hillarious and Thats Omo Ibo made it even funnier. . . LOL (despite to the fact that he is mean to ma Michelin Tufiakwa to u!!! ) But yeah, thats funny!


Ehmmm. . . Poster, why do you and your brother need twins for? What if one of the twin is in favour of you and the other one is not in favour of your brother and vise versa?

Why can't you guys just find love and let it flow instead of being so picky like this? Do u think its easy to find twin girls which would like the both of you at one go? The more choosy you are, the more you both would end up lonely

yeah like the Josef Fritzl's case. . . He rape his daughter and got her pregnant many times and locked her in the underground dungeon so many many years!!! Since 1983 and only got realease in 2006 or 2007 or sumthin. . . .

U guys dont read abi? See StarStruck and Lalaboi's post abeg!

I wonder if Jeunsoke Gras Gras likes eating Fois Gras or maybe he/she is a fan of the Mardi Gras.

Now what did I do now?

My buddies for sure, AnthonyKil, Lord Chaser, Scorpion, Ashton Jake and dragonslay

Infoseye:
Take my girl on a honey moon,shopping get her all what she ever wanted. Make love for a wk non stop lol!
Honestly first pay my tithes, help the poor in my street,takecare of my family and friends.
And finaly save the rest of the money and use it to educate my kids to the highest level in the future.

LMAO!!!

Im in ma late 20's,As ONLY a schul cert holder,Is it posible 2 study abroad witout havn any university degree?

If you only have a school cert, of course you could go and study abroad but than im sure the college / uni which you apply for will tell you to take your Diploma or Higher Diploma depending on your results but I would suggest you take your Diploma because u will get to learn from scratch every single thing before u hop to your Higher Diploma. Those whom skipped their Diploma's find it hard to catch up with their studies though most of the time cause they learn the advance straight away without knowing the basics. .

Plzz What are d criterias in goin abt it i.e As a schul cert holder,wat are all d requirements i'l nid 2 undertake 2 study abroad in details!,

1) What course do you intend on studying?
2) Which country do you intend to study at?
3) Once you get these details, you start searching your requirements on the internet. You can use google or Yahoo search.
4) U can register in your contacts online through the college/university webcite. Just follow the step by step insteructions. If they dont have it, at least they would indictae their email add. Email them and ask for details like:- What course are you offering? What is the program structure? Hows the fees? Accommodation procedures? How long is the education? what is the requirements to enter there? Etc Etc ETc. . . Just ask away.

After that in a few days time a representative of that uni / college will contact you via phone (usually) and he / she will assist u in your overall application so u dont have to worry that much. . . The person will assist you with your student Visa/ permits, your school application and etc as long as you requested for it. Feel free to make full use of the representative because it is after all his/her job to do so.

Ensure you have sufficient money to pay for your school fees and accommodation and food there because at this point of time, most countries will not want to take foreignors to work in the country (recession period) so please be careful about that. If u are interested in European and American countries, maybe to work part time should be ok but still ensure you have sufficient money and also bare in mind that some Europena countries would refuse to speak in ENglish so please check on that incase you dont want to suffer from a culture shock. . . I know like France, Switzerland, Italy. . . Hmmm. . . They are some interesting bunch of people ooo. . .

And if you come to Asia, some Asian countries can be a racist so watch out for that. . . Like Malaysia and Singapore. Abeg ooo! No come hia. . .

Hope it helps.

YEAP. some of his posts are indeed a spam ooo

Am saying that if the Poster claim that it was you that strangled him, I cannot help him cause I no fit change you now.

1. like an ojuelegba boy i am gutter like a,

Question: What does ojuelegba means?

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

like an ojuelegba boy,
i am gutter like a koi,
Make u fit buy me toy,
Or I dey yarn at ma big  boy,
Big Busty Uncle Roy

2. if u spit kung fu /welcome to ,

Question: is the stroke (/) in between the word "kung fu" and "welcome" a comma (,)  or just a stroke (/)? If it is just a stroke, what does it symbolizes?

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

if u spit kung fu / welcome to ma zoo,
U big mumu, go u chop fufu,
And wear your tutu, in da big loo loo,
U big Poo Poo, Mugu Mugu Mugu        

3. even if we die now you still wouldnt ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

even if we die now, you still wouldnt cry now,
cause u be thick cow, acting like yeye fowl . . .

4. me against u is mode vs rugged , one death blow and ur whole career is  ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

me against u is mode vs rugged ,
one death blow and ur whole career is devastated,
stop acting like a timid u little maggot,
Its not the end u still got long way to go you gay

5. even if u tie towel on ur head, u still wouldnt bring the ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

even if u tie towel on ur head,
u still wouldnt bring the dead
back to life cause you aint mad,
Unless u're sufferin from Mr. Red

6. blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically,
I dey challenge you now mentally and physically,
see who fit win and bring back da trophy,
hearin your line makes me laugh hysterically

you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like  ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like Imbison,
U claim to rap like a phython,
lets see what you got, ensure your skills are tighten. . .

7. i spit fire /u spit water / even if u swallow matches you still ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

i spit fire /u spit water /
even if u swallow matches you still dey gutter,
make u fit marry mamy water,
as slim and slippery as a butter. . .
Am sure you fit well well to suffer

8. ask nairaland i am a music radio giant even if u marry  lalaboi u still wouldnt be an _ _ _ (3 letter words )

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

ask nairaland i am a music radio giant,
even if u marry  lalaboi u still wouldnt be an amazing Rapper Lion

9. am known to spit bars like chocolates, these nairaland rappers are soft like ,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

am known to spit bars like chocolates,
these nairaland rappers are soft like marshmallow droplets ,
when am spittin ma lines, it sounded like rappin in triplets,
Those whom beat me fit be big fat idiots

10. like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still,

gabrywyl's Rap moves:-

like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still look like a mofo, 
U will never beat me not even ma Nairaland Husband Bigmodo,
U look like a Hot bastard, a combiation of a toto and a koko.

WHo dey bash my shaz for hia? 

Agaba, I wanted to vote but theres no poll

u mean my sexy legs right?

Relatiohship can be known as love or friendship naaa

Czarskit:
~ The Theory Of Prospecting Homos' ~

LOL

Eya pele ooo but we were laughing at the person's name . . the one whom sent the email naaa. . .


The name Jeunsoke Gra Gra sounds funny ooo

I just ame out from the hospital. i had surgery t becomem naaa.

No Lola wrong ooo. . .

Kel, I shout so that old senile Clemcy could hear me well well

Yes corect!!!

Lomade, who's your brother? Is it Lola?

romade:
oya gabry post ya own evidence

am not finish with ma sentence jor. . .

Im a champion when it comes to pee standing up. . . . ith thehelp of sumthin

yur buffday is not in May now. Your birthday is 1 day after my brother. i remember that well well. 4th October

Im a champion when it comes to pee standing up

Month of may. . . Hmmm. . . . yea!!! its the most joyous month ever!!!

ARGHHHHH! NOOOO!!! Clemcy, Abeg! NO SM yourself!!!