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Bbeee:
wats up with all dis threats sef, ah ahh

Una dey fear abi? No wahala's. Go hide in someone's blabla hair.  

dyabman:
Gabby bewarned of this ur feticious exportation of FARTS to the society of Mexcio , known as swine flu , dont affect us here , haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , Seun where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!

Seun emailed me to say that he loves farts too ooo

U like? I have just finish undergone surgery

ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!!LMAO!!!         


RECOGNISE!!! Great job ooo!      I'll post somer soon.







fart




oops! 

Tyty You mess, pastor confess.

Clem Ur hairstyle always dey remind me of sahara desert.

Sylve Ur face like las two years

Studio Thx for joining, you suppose put pishure make dem no start think say na EFCC u dey fear

Romade With your tear tear shirt like ashewo pillow case.

Benjamin With your scatter scatter teeth like roasted corn when them take set rabbit trap.

Dani With ur scatter scatter teeth like Mafoluku Railway

CrazyKid You say you be pastor, you wan lead prayer you say "Everybody close your head and bow your eyes

gabrywyl Teacher say make u name country outside Africa, U say "Abroad". Teesha that no be country, try again, U say "Away"

arramyjay I hear say na garri water and egusi soup dem dey put for your junior broda feeding bottro (bottle)

SholaBanke You wowo sotey, mosquito bite you catch malaria

Lolabbey you waw waw sotay admin no gree make u add pishure

Y-HU§TL£R Make a sentence with pink, green & yellow: As I was at home, the phone ring "green", I "pinked" it up & said "yellow" can i help you.

LuC!A dis ur pishure wey resemble mamiwata so.

sexyLeamon wit ur fake picture like 419 passport

spenchuks Because of groundnut you follow rat enter hole.

blissieng I mess, my own sound "kpro", you you mess your own start to sound "papakipa, papakipa buguru tuo tuo!

KeleVra I mess, 3 pawpaw burst

LMAO!!!

yes way

Or wait till your armpit hair grow to the ground floor

I reserve my comments

i LIKE aBIOLA'S lOOKS

OYATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am half blind. Wetin be that?

Ehmmm. . . Ok ooo. . . Let me think and get back to you again.

Nigeracious LOmade

bla bla to you all

lol. See Cartoon Clemcy

So u were the one whom brought this back from the dead abi?

See you two love bird. LOL


Partner, I no be Gabriella now.

Stanley, which online una dey sent? I did not receive it jor.

Hahahah!

Czarskit:
~ U & ur mum shld gang up and beat ur old man OR tell ur dad to contact 'Cheaters' to prove his 'claims'. ~

LMAO!!!

Make sure they wear black pantyhose over their head ooo

Am not sure about this but I bet they are different various types of Lebanese men with different characteristics just like other men around the globe

ROTFLMAO!!!         

Ring RIng Ring RIng

Poster: Hello
Big Lady: Hey baby! Im the fat lady you are looking for.
Poster: Oh yeah. . . How fat are u?
Big Lady: Ehmm. .  Like Norbit's wife. U like that, handsome? 
Poster: Wow! Am so turn on right now.
Big Lady: Yeah u better be!!!


      

FL Gators!:
rotflmao @ vampires.

From experience, those kinda quiet men are more of my fancy.
They get to me. I can sense one from a few feet away

U sniff em well well abi?

By the way am female so excuse my sex at my profile. Just feel like being male on Nairaland for once

Poster, dont bother ytourself too much about this. . . It happen at times especially to those whom have stress put theirselves or maybe those whom have bad experiences with the opposite sex. In time it will heal or one day, some kokolet would hit yuou hard like a pipe from the oil and gas industry. . .

Trust me on that one, . I use to hate men alot!!! And in fact, I was a sexist for males untill one day. . . . Prince charming comes my way

Positive side:
1) You both love each other
2) You both trusts each other
3 Your both can tolerate each other

Negative side:
1) You both are AS (whatever that is but it doesnt sound good I presume)
2) He is married
3) U are now 2nd to him cause he is married
4) With him suddenly getting married shows that he is actually cheating behind your back and having another affiar to begin with. . . If a person is in love no matter what the circumstances are, the person does not just find another partner in one click.
5) If you both decide to still have this affair but secretly you would have to bare all of this
* You will be known as a home wrecker
* You will be known as a mistress
* Your dignity and pride will be flushed down the toilet bowl
* If he could cheat on his wive by having a secret relationship, am sure he could cheat on you as well. (If he decides to still love you after the marriage)
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gabrywyl's conclusion

Since the negative results are more than the positive, I suggest you let the guy go and leave him to be with his newly wedded wife. To let go is always tough especially when its the beggining of it but in time, everything will heal. Theres always a reason for everything. Your Mr Right will come along one day.

gabrywyl's suggestion

The next time u want to date a guy, assure yourself that he is not As or whatever you call that (I have no clue) and also assure yourself that he is not up to marrying any other woman meaning single.

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Just incase if you have decided to go on with this relationship behind the wife's back, ask yourself this questions

1) How long do you want to be the shadow behind him? Do u want to be his mistress forever?

2) How sure are you that he wont cheat on you for another woman just like right now on how he cheats on his wife?

3) Is it worth it to be a second class lover?

4) How do you feel if some other woman is having an affair with your own husband?

5) Do you like to be known as a home wrecker?

Ask yourself all this questions and react accordingly.

Hmmm. . , its a wonder that your mom is still with him all these years. . . Even after you grow bush hair at your bla bla area, he still dont trust her all these years. . . Thats odd ooo. .