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Hmmm. . . I wish I could attend. . ,

uyimen:
Uhmmm,
Do you know how relief i am to know that you will still be online?
Do your friends princesa know you in person.
They seems to know alot about you even your bf.

Thank you jare.

Well, Princesa and Krama are my family members in the Jokes Section of Nairaland and we have known each other for quite some time. Nope, have not met them in reality but I wish to do so ooo. .

Ok, Im going to bed. Its getting late here and I have to travel early tomorow. Take care. Odabo Oremi.

crazykid:
Another gabrywyl thread

Hmmmm

Hey Bro. Waddup?

Poster,

Sorry to hear this. Your girl dey break up with una just because she is tired to ride and thats all abi?

Her sangolo still dey be a minor ooo. . . I think you deserve someone else better. Pele ooo but this is my own personal opinion. No beef me abeg!

Oh yes, one more thing poster. befoe you even start with anything. just admit defeat to him since you love him. Go and apologies and tell him that its your fault. Do this and than start over.

Godmother:
My boyfriend and I have broken up like five times in the past two months. Two days ago it happened again and being so angry and frustrated I sent him a hateful text (a really horrible one).He didnt reply and now I regret my action.
I still love him and want to be with him. I went to his elder sister and best friend (seperately ) and told them to intervene, cos I feel thinks are out of hand.
Now I'm afraid he might view my actions as desperate.If we come back together, I also fear,knowing how much I love him, he might not respect me again. What do I do?I'm a basket case right now

Poster, Huh? U broke up 5 times in 2 months OMG! Pele ooo. . . But why? What is the reason you both broke up that many times and who broke it up first?

Ok, Go and tell him how you feel and ask him how he feels about it and than he both still have feelings for each other, I want you both to do a simple assignment:-

Now, you have to list down the pros and cons about him and it would be better if he writes down the pros and cons about you as well (that is if he stil has feelings for you).

If you both have more pros than cons or maybe the cons are just a litle higher, you both might want to consider toelrating each others behavious,. Read each others work and abeg! NO VEXING is allowed. Thats how you get to know each others points of view, weaknesses and strenght among each other and you will know what he hates and could not stand about you and vise versa.

But please!!! Before you do this, promise yourselves that you wont fight on this assignment.

Poster,

Its not easy to know whether he loves you or not but with time, you will know. Cause time will really show the true colours of one person. . .

The best thing to know a persons true colours is to bring the person for a HELL ADVENTURE and see how he or she acts.

Yes Uyimen, I know them both like forever They are ma padi.

Ill be moving to the city but just for a week and no wahala's, I dey bring ma laptop so I still fit go online.

So Uyimen, do you have a gf?

@gaby
you been dey call my name
no wonder i was always sneezing, a good thing i know now
what i mean is that, now, calling you a malaysian is really a far cry cos you are so good an African Lady, having been fully integrated inot Nigeria cultures and life, you catch my drift?
so, as per that nosy dude, you answer him and like an African Lady, suck him dry

Cyn Cyn. . . U no well atall oo. . . if this is how an African lady works, am sorry, I no get chanc be african atall. . . I ant afford to hurt a fly what more a human being?

Awww. . . You are one sweet guy ooo for remembering me. . .


Well, the reason why not many people have seen this post cause its in the General Discussion section. Its not a famous site compared to the Romance, Jokes section where the flow is always going on and on and on and on.


Hows your birthday? Did you celebrate it? How was it?

Dyabman, stop callin me a molarat,

Or Ill kick you in da ballz and make you sweat

Ewwww!




Phewww. . .

I wanted to go untill you both caught my attention ooo. . . Krama Banana, yes, I appreciate uyimen for liking me and wanting to be ma friend naaa. . . I dont get that all the time ooo. . .

Cyn, since when you like teddy's? I thought you hated them?


Ok, I have to go. Take care you both. Be good and dont be naughty ooo

debosky:
please stay on topic guys, I don't want to have to clean out posts from this thread.

Thanks

Ehmm EHmmm EHmm. . .


Deji, I nominate you as a flirt oo cause your face is really cute and I think you are good at flirting with the ladies. Stay happy cause that is one gift from God not many people could have

I understand you alright just that I love playing around with u all the time


Ok Cyn, I have to go. I need to do a serious packing as Ill be leaving to the city for a week. . . URGH!!! I hate travelling espeacially by PLANE!!!


Odabo oremi

U mean I ask you to tease the poster?


And what does your siggy means now?

Abeg Princesa and Krama,

No go kill me with laughter oo!!!

Common now. . . Leave Uyimen in npeace oo. . He aint from the Joke section so no make him vex now

pureminded:
@Gabry, the bobo Gbadun u no be small o , The guy mean you seeeeeriously

U no read well well abi? He mean as a friend naa. Am touch

uyimen:
The future is here my dear, am almost there,this my final year. deja vu! I hear you,maybe God is preparing you for the future.
So part of ur job is wedding planning, you too much ooo.

Wetin wrong with wedding planning? And not just wedding naa. As long as its an event, I get involve. Preparing me for the future? Wetin you mean sef?

princesa:
gabby

am reporting to ur BF on FB

Sista, dont look down on me as such ooo. . . My bf knows about this and I also told the poster I have a bf. After all this time, you still dey feel suspicious of me. . .

HUH? My goodness! Even in Malaysia its a PH as well. Our King's buffday.

So what have you been doing on this 1 day holiday sef?

Hussie,

My facebook is Gabry Shannon Wong. Please do inform me you are Hussie ooo cause if strangers go add me, I will reject naa

ituen:
Baby Gabby,

Na who dey put u for bad mood?

Show me the person jare . . . . make i end im career

Y-HU§TL£R:
gaby come out of ur bad mood oo

Pele oo but I have been in a bad mood since January. And if Im not in a bad mood, Im in a no mood position. Maybe because I dont get people giving me presents this year compared to last year like choc milk and teddy's. . . his yar I dont get any ooo. . .

Hey bro, I really miss you. Ive been doing great. How your side?

Sam Milla:
*just passing*

I saw that! Come back hia!!!

ituen:
@gabby
U know ur my person. na only our 2 know where we dey siddon chop

Thank God you still alive!!! I thought chidipupay da militant had kidnapped you when you were offshore.

Y-HU§TL£R:
HMMMM WHERE UNA DEY SIDON SHOP?

ITUEN! ITEN!! ITUEN!!! HOW MANY TIMES I CALL YOU

Hussie, why you no dey call ma name?

No mind da fellow. He is just trying to speak out but the water he drank went to the wrong pipe in his throat

harkeju:
Is dat a question? Ok, as sweet as a bile, as tasty as aloe-vera, she's just too sweet.

And you gabby, if i get hold of you with dis ur har cheese of a name. . . I will ask disease to give u a nice treat. Where d guy dey self?

Why you no go like HarCheese? I think the name is sexy ooo


Hmm. . . Disease will never harm me cause I know he loves me like his birth sister. U dey try brotha.

dani1luv:
gabry
Awwwww. . . . How sweet of you

And I posted more today!

Yes Tony, I know how does that feel cause my family is the same once before but now nobody dey yarn cause if we are all in a room, other people would always notice me first compared to them so they no fit shout.


I dont know why people notice me first but it has been like this ever since I turned 13. Weird huh?

Na waaa to you ooo. . .


And you know what? This is dejavu. I always happen to meet up with medical student on Nairaland. This is plain awsome ooo. . .

So you are studying. Thats very good. Do you intend to be a doctor in the medicine field in the future?

thanks Sissy

U are slfish do you know that?

bawomolo:
but what makes homosexuality a sin? Are booty pirates and carpet munchers sinful

Im not saying that its a sin but other people says it as a sin so Im telling them that there are other things more worse off than that sef

D1KeleVra:
Yes.

Ooo pele oo. . Well too late now cause I ate them all up.

oluwafemi113:
;d

Why u ey show your down syndrome face?

Hey BF of the poster. . .

Im getting suspicious of you now. . . What are you doing intefering and looking at your gf's computer screen and budge in here like this?

Thats very rude ooo. . . If my bf is doing something on his computer, I will never look at what he is doing cause its plain rude and I would expect the same thing in return. . . U are really something ooo. . . Your momma no teach you manners abi?

No wonder these days couples do not stay long together enough. HMM!