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Just say you also want a loff letter naa

sharp sharp!

abrahym:
nice one gabrwyl i thought u are a flirt ?

I am? Who I dey flirt with? 


As far as I know. I think Im in loff with crazykid

Its Ibkaye

Druss:
my girl is older than me by a year , we are cool about it but it seems it is not us that have to change. Her mum is not happy and my dad thinks I have been 'captured' too easily! Wetin man go do - I dont like dating girls younger than me - they are too freaking immature!!

Not all my dear.

Leave it with the parents. Sooner or later, they will get use to it. Am sure of that


@Topic,

Yes I can

khai_khai:
Because you refused to share egushi shoup wey im pishure dey your profile.

Egusi ehn? Abeg! Go cook yaself.

In private I call him Daddy     

Like Come give me some suga Daddy

Or Oh Daddy, U are my world

Heheh! Yes, I will be going to Lagos and also to my bf's birth place Auchi

Is ti because you are staying there?

To the loff of my Life CRAZYKID,



It was warm today, and I thought of you. Yes, because you're warm too, I'm sure. But mostly because it got me to thinking of tropical beaches; palm trees; a gentle surf. And of course you, coconut drink in hand (unless you don't like coconut) and relaxing in your sexy elephant cartoon printed G String, soaking in the sun.



Not, that -- I was focused on you in that sexy elephant cartoon printed G String. I mean, I was, but not because of the G String. It's because I loff you and my focus is always on you.



Though, not when you need alone time, of course. Or a guys' night out. I totally respect that. You don't have to lose your sense of self just because of our relationship. I just mean that, when you want me focused on you, I always am, and always will be.



Except, like, if you ask me to do the gardening or do the housework or the cooking. Then I'd be focused on that. But only because you wanted me to do a good job, so really, it's like being focused on you.



Oh, and when I'm reading something, or playing a video game (when you're out with the guys, not when you're trying to talk with me), then I've kind of got to focus on those things. But those are just down time.



Oh, my boss too -- you know, he's a real pain in the butt. He really wants us to work and get things done -- without messing up, too. So at work I've got to pay attention to what I'm doing. But I'll always have a picture of you on my desk.



And that's what I'm saying: that really, any time I can, my focus is totally on you, and always will be. And I was thinking about that because of the warm weather today, and because of you. In a sexy elephant cartoon printed G String.



Love you so much baybee!

Poster, ok, to know whether you are curse or not. I sugeest on your next date, you dress up like a nun and if the guy still ask for sex, than you are cursed otherwise you are not

No mind da fermentd apes

U know so

They go by their guts, is that why most men cheat these days?

Pele

U no sabi cause you dey fear right?

Na waa! U dont know that Im a Malaysian abi? How come you no check ma profile? If you see ma profile pic, theres 4 flags there. Malaysia, China, Hong Kong and Mongolia. Its my race but Im born in Malaysia.

Heheheh! Sorry to give you a shock.

U should be sleeping by 10pm young man. . . What are doing so late in the morning?

LMAO!!!


U guys are crazy! INDEED!



Anywayz, just to tell you guys that I feel the connection with tumfulu. We might be related

farts in thread. Hope everyone dies after that!

Takes out bomb and stuff it in Obasanjo's coconut shape mouth

Why you dey scream like an old fart for? Nobody feed you with Pounded Beaver pie abi?

Whats wrong with being an Ashewo? I think it sound sexy especially if its from Dani.

Eya pele ooo. . . I know how does it feel to have a bufday as such, . I hardly can celebrate my buffday, . Its not like people dont want to celebrate my buffday its just plain bad luck. Everytime on my buffday, someone I know dey pass away and I had to spend it in the funeral. . .

If my family is not with me, than theres no cake but if they are with me, theres like a cake thats it. Nothing big cause someone died. . .

This year my bf told me its going to change and its going to be a blast on my birthday. . . I doubt it and Im not looking forward to it.

Mind me asking, your family did not remembered your birthday?

And by the way, That cake is the best looking cake ever!!! When I mean by best looking cake, I mean that I can feel that that cake is made out of love and sincerity and it comes from the heart. Thats what I always mean by best. Nothing can go beyond that.

See Tony, I told you cause another person says so as well hia.


Do you suppose your family are just teasin you?

OUT OF TOPIC

You both are just plain disgusting
Yarning Bad words like Sucking, licking, shaiting and F*cking,
Yo Momma no go teach you well well
No wonda you both dey have stench smell

Dyabman you are such a bad boy
Playing day and night with your own toy
U think you are so great and handsome
But you remind me of that old Marilyn Manson

dipo2much are you in love with dyabman?
If its true, than you both can do da can can,
With your rap style, I thought you are gay,
Both of you go do bla bla in the hay

Na wa to you both you both need deliverance,
Everything bout you both are just plain nonsence,
If I were your momma I will flog you both hard,
Than see if you both dey act like a tart! You old fart!


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Ok, you guys can go bak to topic. Thank you and have a plesant day.

tjay007:
;d

Wetin be this? I hope you are not laughing ooo. . . Are you laughing

azoo:
gabry no mind mikolo you are the bomb no bazuka

Thanks bro. Finally someone no dey laugh at me for hia.

uyimen:
Getting late?
Where are you?
Anyway good night and safe trip.

Im in Malaysia naa my birth country. That time when I said goodbye it was 12.00am. Way past my bedtime and my father go vex at me ooo

pureminded:
@Gab , hope your coming to Nigeria

This Thread is funny , Oloun , i don laugh my ass tire for hia

Yes bro, Ill be going somewhere this year. Its a compulsory ooo. . .

crazykid:
@Gabby. I'm good, just sleep tight, and I would talk to you in the morning.

Thank you jare. I cannot wait to see your work of art

Dude, u really like to make a petty thing into a huge problem. When people ask you, why did you both broke up and you answered, because I hate her dressing and I cannot make up my mind on what she should wear, . Doesnt that sound pathetic? Other people broke up cause their partner abuse them or assaulted them or cheat on them but yours is because her fashion sense is not up to my taste and I dont know how should she dress. . .

Common dude, is this a joke?

Poster, I guess the person must have crushed you huh? Im so sorry and I am just wondering why are there such people on earth but are you sure about this? Are you really sure that you want to take revenge? And after that person is being destroyed, will you be happy for a lifetime?

Before you jump into conclusion, I would suggest you sit down and think carefully. Cause all these black magic stuff has a high price to pay. The next thing you know, your loved ones or your future generation would have to pay for the consequences so I beg you, please think carefully.

Do you believe in God? If you do, I just ant you to know that God works in different ways and people whom do bad things will have to pay one way or another. Its always like that. . . Nothing comes for free. (Oga bro, I know you dont like me mentioning God but like what I say, God is whom I worship at this point of time. Hope you understand.)

OMG! I didnt know life can be this. . . this. . . URGH!~~!!!!!! Why? Why all this Is this how the real world works? Tell me as Im still living in Disney Land where everyone is suppose to be happy!!!