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honeric01:
ah i see, refuse bin lover

Correction! Recycle Bin Lover

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]*Death*

Gabry, you're one funny lady.[/color]

Mama, u dont understand the passion to rule the Recycle Bin Section ooo

Pweety4me:
_{I never even knew dat a recycle bin even existed on nl!lolz}

LMAO!

Siena:
What's wrong, Gabrwyl?

So now u use my full name right?

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]haba. . . but that's your favorite hobbies . OK!, don't tell me you're serious . . abeg , blow me some jare. . . [/size]

Im always serious naa so a serious persin wont take farting as a hobby now. I will only blow u a kiss for now

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^Your wife is also a user on this forum?

That's a no-Cheating, Security tight Channel woman you got there.[/color]

His wife has been a Nairalander even before they knew each other. She da bomb!

Aight people. ENjoy your meal. I gotta run. Got so many jobs to do that I dont know where to start.

Once again, keep up the good work

luizworld:
Glad u came to me club so u like egusi soup,

Egusi Soup is my favorite. I cant wait to go back home to cook it for dinner

Pweety4me:
Egusi ke?who go cook dat1?luiz u fi cook?

I cook it naa. I thought this is apot luck gathering so I brought a pot of Egusi! Feel free. U are welcome!

Lol. Thgis thread is kinda cool and it made my day. Good job.


Having a glass of Gewurtztraminer on my hand with some Egusi

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt] awwwww you gat it. . . .!! , Yeah-- do it loud this time . my mouth is open wide patiently waiting to receive some more. . . . . [/size]

EWWWW!!!! Im sorry oo but I dont fart and I hardly fart. Thats the reality of me. I made fart famous before cause its the Jokes Section. If you really want loud fart I will have to ask my bf to come do em cause he is a pro.

Siena:
Eeeeeww.

Siena:
Ogaga, oma ghare.

You've definitely made a mistake - my gender's always had a blue (m) beside my username.

HMMMM!!!!!

What kinda question is this? We all know the answer why ask questions like this?

Anyways, to make u happy, its BF!

i am from london. what now?

nikinash:
Avoid all the doubts and questions, create a gift registry for your wedding, birthday, baby shower, or even a wish list using startalist.com, send the information to all those you have invited and voila! no more questions and everyone is happy. www.startalist.com, Nigeria's first wedding and gift registry.

abeg ooo. this your advert should be put in the nairalist

luizworld:
for real

Yes, for real

honeric01:
You are in love with the bin?

Yes I am

I wanna be a Moderator of the Recycle Bin Section. Thank you

Wow! This thrad is still alive!!!

I always have bad luck on my birthday. Every year when it was my birthday, my family and friends had to have a big fight and when it was my 16th and 21st birthday, my parents went through seperation and almost to a divorce. And when I was 18, on my birthday in College my room mate's father died and I had to drive her all thr way back to her hometown and we both attended the funeral on my birthday!!!

I hated my birthday and I dont want to celebrate. I told my family to leave me alone and I want to be alone on my birthday but they wont leave me alone. They are all planning for somthing and I dont like . I told them I dont like it and they dont care.

I wish my bf can be with me on my birthday cause so far, he is the only person that makes me happy and can make me be myself and not someone else     

HOW TO CLEAN WINDOWS!! ESPCIALLY WHEN THERES A NASTY STAIN!!!

Well, U can use vinegar and water mix together in a pail.
use a sponge and dip it in the vinegar water concoction and start wiping the windows with it. Than use a news papaer to wuipe it and top it off with a cloth to dry it. You will have shiny windows in no time!

Wish I could enjoy Christmas and my birtdayds but my family likes to screw it up for me

holythug:
. . .damn dats ow i define heart break. . .i ll just look for d nearest police check point snatch a gun from any available MOPOL & run after d bride then order her back to d altar

holythug:
. . .& then d wedding goes on peaefully. . .lol

U serious

Some fruit cakes are darn sweet. I guss u love raisins and u have a sweet tooth

I woud leave him and I would cut all my family connctions with my so called sister.

Pictures

Event: Collin's 41 Birthday party
Date: 1 January 2010, Friday
Time: 2.00pm - 11.00pm
Venue: Tiara's Pool Area, labuan, Malaysia
Theme: Hawaiian

Comments:
Collin is the Owner / Managing Director of ITMC Fidicuary Ltd. and so his wife requsted for my help to organize a surprise Birthday Party for him. Everyone wear Sarongs and Batiks and clothes which repesents hawaii. A few games involve and there was a live band as well (but not from my group. I had to get outsiders as Bett only told me a week before the party starts which is last minute for me). 300 guests were invited but around 350 came cause someone brought their entire family (typical malaysians ) but thank God its a Buffet Tea and Dinner so its enough food to cater for the fucntion.

However, Collin did not get surprise because his uncle (whom is an old man) forggoten it ss urprise party and accidently wished him Happy Birthday. His birthday actually fall on the 6 Jan but his wife wanted to make it early to surprise him. Well, so much for the surprise but than when he arrive at the even venue, he got a shock to see so many people and how the venue was set up. It was truly truly hawaiian!

oh oh. I tried finding the thrad and I can't find it. Sorry I stumbled on this thread first 


Howver, my future advise to you is that
1) if you feel someone's post is offensive, kindly hit the Report to Moderator Button and give your reasons. If its really that offensive, Mod's will move the thead or post to he recycle Bin.

2) It does not mean that one persin whom posted a very childish and offensive post would actually come from the rest of the people. Like if the person posted how to beat your wife without touching her, it doesnt mean that all the other guys would agree to it.


Finally, good job in making this forum alive. Have never felt livelier with the past few days.

yeah I will send this sam mssage to the other dude as well

^^^ I only read the first post so Im replying to that sef

@ Topic

Why punishing each other and why all the hate? If you dont like your partner for one to two things or theres something bothering you about his behaviour, you as a wife / gf / lover should be able to discuss it with him openly and vise versa. Unless if you chose a man/woman whom you cannot openly discuss about anything than its your bad and shame on you!

What happen to the law which both of you promised on your wedding day that you would love each other in sickness and in halth till death do us part?

Seriously. You people need deliverance!     

My Easter Wishes fo Naija is:

1) That NEPA or whatevo they call it now can actually stop sitting on their chair like a fat arse momma jomma not doing anything and start coming out with solutions to give more power and energy to Naija for freaking sake!

2) That the president yaradua would stop dissapearing like a chips more cookie (now you see him and now you dont) and start taking alot of matters into his own hands and take responsibility abeg!!!

3) that there will be clean water and clean flowing water from pipes in each house and each schools and each building in the country

4) Eliminate corruption

5) Solid and fair and more job opportunities for the locals and also for those graduates in all fields.

6) That the gov will not misuse the oil and gas sector to destroy schools and people's home in the state of Naija Delta .

7) For the government to realize that what they are doing now is the cause of why they are militants/scammers/arm robbers and the increase of crime rates in the country and also the increase of locals travelling abroad and 80% of them are actually spoiling their countries name just cause they wanted to free themselves from poverty and escape their family back in naija from poverty.

May someone please introduce Internet Wireless Router, to strenghten the 3G and GPRS in the country in order for Nigeirans to enjoy broadband Wireless Internet unlimitedly!

DANG! I can go on and on but it will take me 1000 pages I swear!

LMAO! at Topic!!!!!

move to whia

Pictures

Event: HSAP's Family Day
Date: 26 August 2006, Saturday
Time: 9.00am - 6.00pm
Venue: Tiara Resort, Labuan

Comments:

I was working in Tiara Labuan Resort during that time in the Events Organizing Department and I help organize HSAP's Damily Day. WHo knew now Im working for HSAP instead. LOL!

Pictures

Event: Debbie and Jordan's Wedding
Date: 6 February 2010
Time: 9.00am - 2.00pm (Wedding Mass) 7.00pm - 12.00am (Wedding Reception)
Venue: Roman Catholic Church Labuan and Fisherman's Wharf, Labuan

Comments:
Thank God only 450 people cause Debbie asked me to organize her wedding in like 3 weeks time and Im like whot Are u out of your mind!!! I rejected at first than because she was like Please and giving me that look. Na waaa ooo! I couldnt resist. Anyways, thank God, my sister Genevieve was there to help me. She help out on the wedding mass in the morning and thr night time wedding reception was all on me.and on top all of that, my group was requested to sing for the wedding mass in the day time and also to do a performance at night. GOSH!!! Practise!!!! like ASAP! I thank God we did not screw up!