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When you dying for someone and the person be dying for someone else

When the spirit inspires your mom to declare fasting while singing the last song

Toluwani111:
GREAT NAIRALANDERS
Please I want to start a tech blog & I'm confused on which domain name to use. Though I've done a little research and I came up with these domains:
supertechtutorials , com
naijatechcity , com
naijatechgist. Com
nigeriatechblog. com
Please which should I choose ?
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Please quote me with your answers
thanks

I pity you, by now dem don register all the 4 domain names on top your head. After making up your mind on any of the 4, you can pay the new owner $100, instead of the normal maximum of $9.99 dollars because you go pay the $40 wey him use register the 4, as well as some profit. Better go and start re-researching, make up your mind by yourself and register. Otherwise, first register all the 4 options before you come ask for advice. You can let go of the rest after that. You can be sure that would be cheaper for you.

Difference between Nigerians and white men - go straight to the point and tell you after doing it, not before.

Still waiting for Nigeria to release names of the military men and politicians that ate our yam. But we should first expect several versions of set to, about to, will soon, release the names and then they end up not releasing the names.

Interesting

I first saw Basketmouth Vs Chelsea o, before I come look well.

Anyway, its a pity that the match that is suppose to be the most predictable match of the day is now the most unpredictable. Won't be surprised if Bournemouth beat Chelsea too, but I hope not.

What is this popycock doing on front page?

I just found my missing slippers on the third lady in the top row

















On her Chest

Pinkytracy:
Incisant power failure I'm considering buying a ups to charge my lappy. is that even possible? my laptop is about 4000mAh which ups can charge it full at least 3times?

thanks

Well, its possible. I do have a small UPS which I sometimes use to charge my laptop. The UPS I have is the normal smallest one for desktop they sell for about 6 to 7k or thereabout. It however doesn't charge my laptop for up to 30 minutes. Say about twenty something minutes when fully charged.

Funny thing is that after using it to charge my laptop for that period and it goes off, if I off it and on it, then plug my phone, it can charge the phone for 1 hour plus after that.

There are however, big APC UPS that can charge desktops for hours. My boss once had one that could charge a desktop for over 5 hours. I think those ones sell for between 30 and 50k. That should be able to charge your laptop for same period.

Other alternatives are Gen and inverter.

Cheers.

Egbon Cutehector, if you want the fish, come and collect it

Na this kind news Lala and Seun dey like, since the words 'girlfriend' and 'celebrity name' dey there.



Make I build mechanic workshop for here as Mourinho don give me contract to repair Chelsea bus.

During those period sticker chewing gum was reigning, my sister called our 2nd to the last born (3 plus then), nonsense-stica, she immediately replied her with nonsense-chewing-gum.

Our last born when she was still a child, my other sisters were talking about locating a house a close family friend just moved into, the next she said was that she knew the house, but she does not know the surrounding

Na wa o

A fact well known

Now to the next question
Are you guilty or not?

11. How did it happen
I drank too much milk only to find out I am pregnant

12. What were you looking for?
Wetin concern you with wetin I dey find

13. You are a loose girl?
I already know and I don't need a reminder


Funnily, 99.9 per cent of those that would tell you all these things are your fellow ladies. Ladies crucifying each other since 1666 BC

There is but one path, don't ever get broke again.

Now tell me why people who can afford it won't prefer to first fly an international flight to London, before taking another international flight back to Uyo or Abuja.

May they RIP

Perhaps, one of their late former kings is also looking for a new wife. Na to choose one among the new arrivals.

barcanista:
In addition to the above;
I) SS3 students are to pay Fifteen Thousand each for WAEC and NECO examinations (ie N30,000 for both exams). This means parents with children in SS3 class will pay N55,000 (N15,000 + N30,000) for the new term of 2015/16 academic session.

Please do you mind explaining this maths. How 30 + 15 becomes 55.

I have a dream, that one day, the thunder wey carry belle go dey fire all the government and private thieves wey dey steal our collective wealth for Nigeria.

That is the beginning of madness.

They should have just taken him on the next flight to Yaba Left

lalasticlala:
“This act by Adeyemi could cause breach of public peace and corrupt the children watching him,’’ he said.

Nigeria be accusing someone who naked himself of corruption and thrown behind bars, while the main corrupt people are bagging Chieftaincy titles and spending their 15th term in the National Assembly.

May he RIP

Patience OP, he is gathering the democratic powers necessary to fix a country like Nigeria.

Thanks for your prompt service in helping me recover my funds from freelancer, I am most grateful. I believe I will need your services again soon.

Wow, cool

Eko o ni baje

I am more interested in the bottom part of the newspaper:

...and finally
INDIA: An elephant annoyed by a copule trying to take a selfie with her calf charged at their car, grabbed a handbag and devoured its contents.

EVERYBODY should like, NOBODY should share this post.

Solve the equation, if Seun's girlfriend sorry Tonto Dike = N5,000,000, Messi Johnson should be equals how much?

Really, but mango is a seasonal fruit na. Wetin make we do when e dey out of season.

This one is strong

Na wa o

Please tell them to also rush YOUWIN too.