₦airaland Forum

Girls like to be complimented and to be appreciated every time over everything, while guys only want two things you know what and money. Most times it is the you know what that makes them to look for money by all means, otherwise most guys are satisfied with just the 3 basic necessities of life or 4 if you add a mobile phone.

Tonto don get levels o. Never thought Genevieve and Tonto could ever be used in the same sentence. I thought it was always Genevieve and Omotola. @OP The two of them fine for the picture.

It used to be yahoomail, till when it became difficult to attach files on yahoomail like some 3 years ago, then I ran to gmail. Gmail too has started their wahala as last week I wanted to send message, I was clicking on compose and it was not responding till I had to run to yahoomail. Looks like yahoomail is more reliable for now, but if I try one and he misbehave, I immediately log in to the other one. For now, both has not misbehaved at the same time when I wanted to send an urgent mail.

In the words of my father, "As a management problem, you would have to send your wife to a catering school, to learn the rudiments of cooking".

in other news, Chelsea bids to sign ASUU with big money hoping they would be able to claim the golden boot from man u's RVP. It is believed that the signing will be completed before the close of the transfer window.

Gooooooaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll! Torress scores first goal for chelsea.

This one is strong (Eleyi gidi gan)

gramci: “In this day and age, no political party can deceive Nigerians by their bogus manifesto which has no bearing to national development. The electorates have become wiser than we think.”

Is he trying to say both PDP and APC's manifesto has no bearing to national development?

[quote author=N_girl]Thanks! [/quote]My pleasure

[quote author=N_girl]What does "Kantan kantan l'eyi" mean? There's no Yoruba person around me to ask..[/quote]It means na nonsense talk be dis or This person is talking nonsense

Really

This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,cascadingly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy..With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy,our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum..Therefore ASUU,cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.
Abeg wetin the man talk??

[quote author=lanre_front]I strongly disagree with number 5 above:Managing your differences.

When people are like in likes, dislikes, tastes, preferences, and lifeztyle, it makes living together as a couple easier; more of joy and less of work. Being alike does notmean u would be alike in bad qualities, but in good qualities.[/quote]On the contrary, I strongly agree with number 5. He is not talking about not been compatible or being direct opposite, but being able to complement you where you are weak. Imagine an extremely quiet person, marrying an extremely quiet person for example, there might be peace, but their house would be too dull, the children might go wayword, cos they wouldnt advice the children when they go wrong and outsiders might start advising them wrongly. Secondly, consider a dirty person getting married to a very dirty person, am sure you would almost always have to enter their house with your nose closed and leave as soon as possible, but if one is clean, he/she can take the cleaning as his/her responsibility (if its the woman that is dirty, it would require special grace for the man to take up such duty) and also help the other person achieve some level of hygiene and the list goes on. So its not necessarily marry your opposite but who you marry should be strong where you are weak and you should be strong where she is weak. Both of you should however be compatible and of course you could both be strong in some instances.

OK

I think I would rather stick to my facial treatment with live snakes. Good for males, best for females, same procedure, just exchange the snail with snakes.

mekaboy:

NCC MUST HAVE BEEN BRIBED BY GLO TO ATTACK THE FOREIGN FIRM. NOBODY PROTECTS THE INTEREST OF THE MASSES IN THIS COUNTRY. JUST A BUNCH OF GREEDY POLITICIANS LOOKING AFTER THEIR OWN POCKET.

JUST LIKE DANGOTE USED OBASANJO TO STOP IBETO CEMENT , I AM SURE GLO IS USING NCC AS WELL.

What if it was MTN that bribed NCC because they felt they were losing and they don't want to stop the tariff plans suddenly like they stopped MTN magic number for the fear of losing customers, thereby shifting the blame to NCC or glo instead of on themselves.

This is what MTN, Star, Gulder, Guiness and other multinational companies in Nigeria should be doing, not project fame and street dance and star quest and nonsense nonsense nonsense. Kudos to the guys

The question should be why do women think their lives cannot go on without marriage

nairaman66: I'd like to know the school you attended.. No offense! I know someone who is seeking admission, maybe you can help

He attended Dame's International Boys Night School, I actually tried to discourage him then, but he didn't listen.

I would have commented, but I don't want to say something now and my oga at the top will say it is a different thing

GenBuhari: [size=16pt]She may say this for one of two reasons:

1). She is confident that PDP's performance in government is exceptionally brillant and Nigerians would not hesitate voting them back into government again in 2015

or


2). She knows that PDP can still rig the election even with 100 opposition parties united against them.


Which reason do you think?

Would she be wrong about PDP ability to rig themselves back into power regardless of the opposition against them?[/size]

or 3) She knows that Nigerians would still vote with religious and tribal sentiments and vote for Goodluck and not PDP

I will go into web hosting and reselling, I would also develop a personal website that I will also host to generate additional income from google adsense. From the idea of the site I want to design, I believe that in the next 6 months, I should be having thousands of visitors. As a web designer, I will also be able to get jobs which of course I would host myself. 100,000 can get me 5 years rental, I already have a laptop and an internet modem, so that is out of the expenses.

How not to get your ass kicked by the police


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koAyLPUftHo

There is but one man, Fela Anikulapo kuti, I would like to hear his views on all the political happenings between Atiku and Obasanjo, to Yar'adua and his sickness, to Goodluck and his wife, to the politicians that have gotten accidents among others

Mine is very simple, the Pastor should tell me the first food I ate after I got admission into secondary school (boarding house so even my parents don't have that information or anyone for that matter except me and God) and I will believe him, if he can't, sorry.

No wonder they were looking for N5000 note, that means it would have been 2.1 billion multiplied by 5. We really need that death sentence for corruption in Nigeria

Turn your desires for Gannicus to piss and sh1t and see yourself well satisfied - Batiatus (Spartacus II)

Nothing is impossible when heart and mind are set towards purpose - Spartacus (Spartacus III)

This night we are gods and the Romans shall feel our wrath - Spartacus (Spartacus III)

Am also a student in Delsu, so if you are far, instead of travelling down, we can make arrange, you send your details to me and I could help you process it, because of the payment which can only be made in the Abraka, after that, you just log in to print your examination slip.

Candidates are required to visit www.delsuonline.com to generate a virtual PIN with N2,000.00 (one thousand naira) only and make payment to any of the following banks:

Unity Bank

Ecobank

UBA

Zenith Bank



PROCEDURE TO GENERATE VIRTUAL PIN

Visit www.delsuonline.com
Click online application
Click Start
Click Post-UTME or Post-Direct entry
Click Start
Complete the form with valid JAMB Registration Number
Submit the form and generate PIN
Print out the PIN generated
Visit the specified bank for payment

Candidates should, with the PIN for payment access and complete the Delta State University, Abraka 2012 POST-UTME Screening form online at http://www.delsuonline.com with their recent coloured passport sized photograph scanned to the JPEG format and not more than 20kb in size.

Candidates are advised to use the virtual PIN immediately after payment, as it will be invalid after six (6) hours after its generation.

Candidates are advised to read the instructions on the front page of the website before completing the form.

Candidates must confirm the JAMB registration number at the point of application, as there will be no result for wrong JAMB registration numbers. The University will not be held responsible for wrong JAMB registration number entered by any applicant at the point of application.

Candidates must enter a valid mobile phone number and e-mail address with which the University will communicate with candidates on venue.

Candidates should visit www.deltastate.edu.ng to print venue of examination a day after closure of application form.

Candidates are expected to identify their venue and seat number before the scheduled date of examination.

Candidates are required to come to the screening venue with the following:


A copy of print-out of venue and seat number
A copy of the Print-out of completed on-line confirmation of application.
UTME Result Slip
Two recent passport-sized coloured photographs with the full names of candidate and signature on the reversed side of the photograph.
Four Figure Table (where applicable)
Biro, 2B or 4B Pencil and Eraser

On-line application will start on Monday, May 28, 2012.

NOTE

Candidates are to log in ONLY the courses they choose from Delta State University, Abraka in UTME
GSM Phones are NOT allowed
Parents, Guardians and well wishers will not be allowed to stay around the venue of the screening exercise.
Any person caught impersonating will be handed over to the Police and the candidate impersonated will automatically be disqualified.

The form is N1,000 and bank charges is N1,000 making it a total of N2,000 to be paid for it. For more info, you could ask here, send a text to or call 07038713038 or send an e-mail to gabfolayan@yahoo.com

Delta State University has fixed it post UTME examination for June 21st to 25th. http://www.deltastate.edu.ng/wklpubli.aspx Registration starts 28 May 2012 and might be brief since the exam is less than a month's time so prospective students be informed.