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I no fit deny for dem oh.

The god's have sent some emissaries to lala

Lala, abeg no answer any knock for your door from 7 pm in the next seven days.

May God protect our lala and him family.

Real girls hate and detest olodos like you who went to school to waste their parents money.

My two year old won't write this razzly and incomprehensible.

I fear to see what your handwriting will look like if your typed English can be this horrible.

#4m indeed.

Instead of you to have used your time in school to study and better yourself, you were busy doing nonsenses you can't even explain in writing.

I dey good mood this night, I for tell you one bad word.

Instead of me to born pikin wey mumu and useless like you, make I jejely born Buhari

Abeg carry this your indigenous English go front jare

I could sense the anger, confusion, and emotions running through your write up, if not, I'd have responded in the usual manner.

A picture of you alongside this post would go a long way to really help us make an informed judgment or prognosis of what could be going on in your wife's head.

Otherwise, she could simply be a woman who doesn't want to put her man all out there. Just thinking.

Some of us wey our women no dey post post our pictures sef dey happy say dem leave am like dat. My woman no even get that time and I no send.

Could she have made a whole lot of mouth about how she won't be getting married to a man who isn't Mr. World while single, or she sees you as not as handsome as her last ex?

So many questions...

Guy, in all, no let this picture matter come dey cause kasala for una so long as she's okay in every other department.

Kpata kpata, make you carry the both of una picture dey splash all over. You fit even take out a popular newspaper centerspread advertorial to show the whole world say na you she marry in case she no want make people sabi una together. However she reacts to the above should be enough to tell you what she thinks about you physically.

Kpele my guy, this na small thing.

Wonderful...

Wizkid right now...

Be trying to fulfill your fantasies and quests through your son, you hear...

Ehnnn?

Very sorry.

Creative, but somewhat of an overkill.

That first pounded yam go don soak the soup wey dey throwey sotey e go become yam porridge and useless to the fingers/palms.

While they make for a great view aesthetically, most of our local dishes are best presented in their original and customary fashion.

Blood of Emmanuel...sign of the cross.

Where your school dey?

Abeg answer me...

Wetin be the name of the school where you dey teach and where e dey?

Illiterate prophet of doom.

How people can be so gullible to even listen to this clown with some even calling him daddy, Papa, or MOG still baffles me.

People dey the world sha


God forbid..

Everybody like food.

Lol

What if she come be oshofree?

Lol

So una wan still fight over who get the original COVID and fake COVID?

Nothing una no dey fight over.

Power, positions, money, women, and now COVID.

Kolo insensitive people.

Customer da da ni

ProT:
And it would take like 20yrs to get a ruling?

True that...

Wike, if you scratch body the way e take dey itch you na injury go full the body oh.

I sanction this on those cows that are fond of flouting every laws because they are simply cows.

What a travesty...

So, even with the cornering of the Nation's entire funds and resources by their reps at all levels including that disaster managing the ministry of disaster, these Northerners still get always hungry.

Isn't this the biggest irony of all time?

The guy carry anaconda...

A very funny sight to behold yet not alien to our body polity and clime.

These are obviously his immediate clan and kinsmen, who saw his imprisonment as a mere witch hunt and unjust because he is their son and they saw him as one of them. Blame it on ignorance or whatever, but it is what it is.

Nigeria is a country where you get appointed and your hang-ons or kinsmen will be the ones to throw a lavish party to celebrate your new win mostly unsolicited.

Should you make up your mind to serve without soiling your hands by crooked enrichment, even your closest kin will find an unbefitting name for you aside from the "mugu, ozuor, foolishman, etc., dem go ask you say whether na you want to repair Nigeria?

Our problems for this country don too big over time.

Zero rights.

I hope someone takes him to court over this.

A very funny sight to behold yet, not completely alien to our body polity and clime.

These are obviously his immediate clan and kinsmen, who saw his imprisonment as a mere witch hunt and unjust because he is their son and they saw him as one of them. Blame it on ignorance or whatever, but it is what it is.

Nigeria is a country where you get appointed and your hang-ons or kinsmen will be the ones to throw a lavish party to celebrate your new win mostly unsolicited.

Should you make up your mind to serve without soiling your hands by crooked enrichment, even your closest kin will find an unbefitting name for you aside from the "mugu, ozuor, foolish man, etc., dem go ask you say whether na you want to repair Nigeria?

Our problems for this country don too big over time.

This guy gbola ehnnnnn?

The real Anaconda.

I know say that Mary Mad-alene must be part of this Alibaba judgment.

That woman is a very bad influence on other justices.

NB

For the knuckleheads quoting and getting into my mention to spew bullocks at me, I don't even read your bleats.

How you could be a fan of a woman who used her position and office by exploiting the loop-holes she and her likes from the east, west, south, and North of this country deliberately left bare to subjugate and miscarry justice as it suits them to procure a perpetual injunction for her husband against corruption trial is unbelievable.

She, and her corrupt ilks in the Judiciary, Legislature, and the Executive no go die better death and na vulture go feast on their carcass, except they are innocent or promptly repent and begin to do the right thing.

Quote me to spew some trash and collect the above curse for you and your lineage.

Very smart boy.


The boy resemble and smart like me when I small

You had better keep up as if you noticed nothing.

I repeat, maintain the status quo.

She just doesn't want any of you guys to die of heart attack.

Foolish paedophile.

You go fear quarrel na.

Wonderment.

"Oyedepo had in one of his messages which is being circulated online told his church members that the reason Job suffered losses was because he was not a tither".

Na wa