₦airaland Forum

Na everywhere these extremists dey show themselves...

E for no flee war for him country cum chop aduro for infidel country na..
Mumu idiot

Mcowubaba:
As we celebrate 58 useless years of existence as an independent country.

Kindly name one sector fully and currently controlled by the Nigerian government that is functioning properly up to standard?

The true independence day is the day you secure your residence permit in another country, Nigeria is a cursed entity.

Na who wan pay the money...

I need to know before I answer and you must pay me because witnesses yakpa...

I sue..so be warned...

What are your parameters to judge a winner...is it by a numbered amount of likes or what?

Old man like me no get time for jokes oo that's why I dey ask...

jaxxy:
This is too dramatic why is Ambode behaving like a big baby? U can’t be disloyal and expect people to clap for u. He needs to forget his hungry and greedy aides misleading him and do the right thing. I hope he can be forgiven bt he’s not a forgiving person himself.

Lol...

Power sweet and shack pass alomo plus origin bitters..

Built2last:
Ambode should take a deep breath. He has tried pleading with the emperor who seems implacable. The only option open to ambode is to be a man. Nowhere in Nigeria has a sitting governor been denied a second term run by his party. So the option open to ambode is to fight hard and fierce. Fight dirty very ugly if necessary. Ambode should appreciate the enormity of the powers of a governor. It is a glaring insult for the state's local government chairmen to owe sole allegiance to the emperor and openly denigrate the governor. Therefore ambode should do the following:

1. Ensure control over the judiciary especially that he trusts the chief judge otherwise change him. The chief judge is a key player in impeachment proceedings

2. Secure the support of key national party chiefs including buhari, el rufai, fashola, IG of police. Get close to chief of army staff. Then make effective use of the state commissioner of police to thwart any shenanigans by the house of assembly. In fact shut down house of assembly till further notice.

3. Fight the emperor with all might. Revoke his numerous C of Os, cancel alpha beta contract, burn down mysteriously TVC, RC, The Nation, expose all about alpha beta. Cancel contracts with hitech construction company and LCC. Remove Tinubu's daughter as head of the markets.

3. Refuse the direct primaries nonsense, insist on indirect primaries and forcefully take charge of apc organs in the state. Note that Tinubu and fashola were not subjected to direct primaries which are fraught with fraud since there is no fool proof register of APC members.

4. Sack all political appointees with dubious allegiance including sanwo olu and replace them with bold and brave loyalists ready to fight bloody grassroots battle.

5. Dissolve the local government chairmen and appoint loyal caretakers to take charge of all organs. Find and equip these caretakers adequately for battle.

6. Infliterate the house of assembly members through similar or bettet offers than the emperor makes

7. Align with other adversaries of the emperor in the South west such as akeredolu, ajumobi, amosun. Align against APC in osun state

8. Be prepared to cause APC to lose Lagos state rather than be disgraced.

9. Package g wagons for the obas in Lagos state and get many to your side.

10. Employ and deploy a deft and deadly media team to fully expose and embarrass the emperor constantly.

All these actions will create so much rumpus in the state APC that the national body will become so alarmed that they would send crisis management or reconciliation forces giving you the opportunity to extract concessions including security of your second term run. Your profile as the David beating goliath will be established eternally in the state. Then you would have saved the state from the mouth of the ogre.

They might end up begging Ambode to come complete his tenure i don talk am before.

This kind fight of nothing to lose favour Ambode well well...Tinubu has got it all to lose...it's as simple as ABC...we call it roforofo fight...

If i no fit eat from the plate of rice, i go pack sand put for the plate pick race go hide...wetin concern me...

Tinubu's overbearingness is set to usher in his demystification.

The moment he overplays his importance in the scheme of things, watch th federal tell him off with his greed and begin the process of unbundling him. I trust Oshobaba mouth....

Remember Fashola doesn't have him in the best of his books either, so the battle is definitely going to be much for him to face on different fronts.

He's human after all and is susceptible to slip due to over-estimating his stranglehold and control. This might just be how the cookie begins to crumble..

Hunger dey make people forget their birthright dey dobaleee for you dey shout 'We loyal saah' you think say dem like you or dey happy with you...

Na small shit dey spoil nyansh because you no go fit see am to wipe well..e smell dieee..

PDP be like orphan this days...No who fit shine eye pass fit lay claim to am...

Shine the eye and bark like a bulldog, then you take charge..

Zero cohesion, leadership and unity of purpose.

The hallmark of a conglomerate of self-serving, megalomaniac, power-drunk, greedy narcissists

tempex88:
How please?

You sabi play chess?

Or you sabi play draught? If yes, there's what we call 'KOKOFI' in draught...Ambode go school for waffi i hope say him go sabi the level...

brightalo17:
Loud it Bro, Just loud it.

Dem dey hear word??

We'll keep telling it as it is no matter the insults we get showered with...

Just look at our un-professional military brasses seated like kindergartens. No single finesse or cohesion.

Dem siddon scatter legs and open nyansh like ashawo dem...

Na real wa for wire road Benin City...

Hmmmm..

What a lucky fellow...

Hahahahahahaha...

Oturugbeke...

Ambode don pack some files go hide dem very securely just in case...lol that's his bargain-chip. Una go look for am tire...

After all these charades, they might end up begging Ambode to come to ride on for his second term oo, you never can tell what's popping on the underground...

Ambode don dash una card enter ghost-mode....dem no dey see we....

The 'Bull-Dog' of Rivers.

Na the guy heart I dey always sorry for each time I watch him speak. Doesn't sound healthy at all but none of his psychophants will be bold enough to advise him on a healthy regimen.

Make una dey threaten una sef upandan, we dey one corner dey look una..

This old cargo Jerry-boy and Abacha's love-vendor might just end up causing an upset in Plateau using his Military experience as a campaign strategy as it relates to the mayhem being daily unleashed on the Plateau by the 'Headless Men'.

Let's watch and see how this one in particular goes...

Jerry sure fancies a chance here.

Hehe

PDP no get candidate there...

Arda1000:
it was the independent nature of the igbos that cause all these,had we mellow down and let the britts have it their way nija would have divided without us losing a single sweat

Lol...you dey shake table wey one of him leg spoil oo...

If dem catch you, I no dey ooo

Lol

hisgrace090:
Very useless country! After we'll wait for another 4yrs.

No mind the evil people...

That is the "Grow Nigeria" they always canvass...

It only comes up every other four years.

They steal our collective wealth, build humongous houses with no human occupants but the stolen funds with huge AC's mounted all around to chill the "hot" monies.

Every four years they go into these secret vaults to make withdrawals and start spewing gibberishes about growing Nigeria and the homeless ones who get peanuts from the stolen collective wealth will be shouting " I remain loyal sir" and insulting their fathers here on NL for having an opposing view.

Useless people...

Magiciann:
Please don't commit suicide, I know e pain u well

Ahhh dis mumu is still trolling me...

Na bar beach I don arrange for you to cry put..asswipe..

You even know who you dey quote Abi you just join NL...

Continue trolling your father, you'd soon be forced into deactivating or changing your moniker like many before you who tried crossing my jeje lane with insult.

Na you go tire...

Coward asslicker...keep your head buried in Tinubu's ass and continue mistaking foolishness for loyalty monkey..

Oponu

Kai..


I still remember this road as a kid when dad will be driving us home for Xmas from PH.

Fun times...

Don't we all just wish they bought and kept the country for real?

They had better come renegotiate and make a final buy please.

As old as you are, Tinubu will sit in Lagos and command your coward self on what to do.

Mumu people..

For inside house now dem go dey shine eye for their wife dey say " I am the man of the house, my decision is final".

If na me be una wife ehnnn...

Wo...I go just call Tinubu for you o if you eff up...shebi na im be una god.

Biodun556:
From his body language he will fight tooth and nail. They should have resolved the issue amicably instead of gang up against the governor.

Of course, he'd see himself as one with nothing to lose any more and activate the spoiler mode.

Donshegxy10:
you got it all wrong, you think tinubu and his people are scared of ambode, which ambode is it the one that won't be voting abi who, he doesn't have a membership card but a membership slip.
all in all I don't see ambode making any headway.

Okay bro...

Whether Ambode votes or not, keep watch.

martowskin1:
If anything they should have learnt yesterday, ambode would do more arm when he finally confirmed all is lost.....

Ofcourse...he is emboldened because of the much he knows and that's enough to put Tinubu on his toes while forcing him into a rethink plus the pressure from Abuja.

Interesting times I see...

Beautiful lady..

Nice "meme-rizing" photo...

Asek1:
I saw this coming
How can you be conducting primaries of such ground shaking magnitude on Nigeria's birthday Especially that of Lagos

That's definitely not the reason it was postponed.

APC Lagos, as headed by Tinubu are still unsure if they aren't shooting themselves in the foot as it concerns Ambode v Sanwolu.

I still repeat, however this goes, Tinubu will still be seen as the biggest loser because Ambode won't take the fall without a fight.

Tonimordred:
abeg pity am

Okay bros I don hear...lol

AsapKen:
This looks cool.... Nigeria at 58

Yeah it sure does..

Happy independence Nigeria...

Great...

I can't wait to see Tonye slug it out with Wike, this will be a huge test of Wike's might.

Way to go man...

Intriguing times ahead for our nascent democracy...