₦airaland Forum

Jombojombo:
Good day dear nairalanders...

Now that is about five months to next years general election, anyone who wants to be realistic will agree with me that the winner of that election will surely be either APC or PDP. That is just the simple truth!

Looking at the latest political development in the land and on the expectation of more political development, I have projected the following to be the voting pattern of the six geopolitical zones come 2019.

NB: This is purely my humble opinion based on my study of the current political situation.

Constructive contrary opinions are welcome

South East
APC = 10%
PDP = 85%
Others = 5%

South South
APC = 25%
PDP = 70%
Others = 5%

South West
APC = 50%
PDP = 40%
Others = 10%

North Central
APC = 40%
PDP = 55%
Others = 5%

North East
APC = 50%
PDP = 45%
Others = 5%

North West
APC = 70%
PDP = 25%
Others = 5%

Very balanced, methodical and apt analysis, especially with the North central votes.

Makes sense.

Better ooo..thank God.

Wow...so we have over 70 million registered voters. 2019 will be very very interesting I tell you.

The pig picture go good for meme ooo...see corner eye..lol

This one na confusioooon...infatuation...ooo

Congrats bro...glad tiding tidings may the baby bring you and your entire household.

Yuugen:
OP, pm me, would send ya thru western union. I don't live in Naija

My earnest prayers for you today is for God to bless you immensely, enlarge your coast and cause your kindness to single you out for favours incomprehensible.

Dickson25:
Good morning...
this is the Proof...that's me with the artificial limb
God Bless u

Fine boy...stay strong and safe please...will do the needful..

And give up trying to see what's hidden under every skirt...

Check out my siggy to the story of how I walked to Europe and back from Nigeria...Epic story

Hmmm, very dangerous business corner.
The day I slip and struck my head on the bathtub, in fact, I resaw my self-walking through the desert heading to Europe.

Na so I begin to greet myself sorry, dooh after enough ouchs.

Check on my siggy for the story on how i walked from Nigeria to Europe and back..Epic

Nothing to doubt here...I've seen shits desperation for inherited wealth has caused people to indulge in. This one no be say dem tell me...na hoha (whole heartedly)

Shuooo...

The saying " Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him sef no go see sleep because e must stay awake to make sure say him mama no sleep", readily comes to mind here.

Click on my siggy to the story of my walk to Europe from Nigeria and back.

E don tey wey sharing formulae dey cause gbege...

This one small na...i know person wey build church hire pastor put, dey share takings lol

Abeg anybody wey sabi dance, i get masquerades for rent ooo..50/50 sharing formulae. Na to wear am go tanda for Aso rock or three arms zone dey entertain our politicians sure pass.

Beautiful bundle. I tap into this beauty and bundle.
This should be Transcorp Hilton I suppose.

If God bless me with multiple like this ehn...na to bundle all of them go chop aduro for Federal and State government hand one time.

Na our oyel money

I had found myself lost and all alone in the course of my "trek" to Europe, having been left behind by my surviving walking mates.

I'd decided to continue on the walk alone and hoping for the best while also praying to find the cops who we've hitherto been avoiding to arrest me so I'd get some needed rest and respite.

Instead of finding the cops, I met kind-hearted "Arabs" who'd take me in and feed me and direct me on how to go targeting the Spanish fence for a breach into continental Europe.

I'd walked for a while and was beginning to give up when from nowhere a bike stopped in front of me and motioned me to hop on. The bike man took me on a ride for a few kilometres and came to a halt. He pointed me towards a super mountain to climb in a bid to avoid the cops and move closer to the wall of the fence separating Morocco from Spain.

While ascending this mountain in pitch darkness and without any supplies like water or bread to survive on, I'd resorted to kicking in my usual survival instincts as had become customary all through my journey along the desert plains of Africa.

I spent the better part of 3 hours ascending this mountain and would usually find a rock to take a rest and catch some breath before proceeding.

At some point, I'd become really parched and wished I could find Lazarus to dip just his finger in water to drop on my tongue to quell my thirst. And then I thought to feel around one of the rocks I was seated on...and bingo...I felt something liquid and chilly. Not a care what it could be even though I had licked my fingers to be sure, I had gone on my knees with my head down the hole in the rock and drank the most refreshing water I'd tasted to date, while thanking God for having led me by a roadway through the wilderness and waters in the deserts he had caused me to find.

The next stop on my journey was how I ended up in a cemetery and slept on a grave for the night under the rains and chilly desert winds.

The story including many more miracles is in my book on my siggy on how I trekked to Europe and back to Nigeria.

Peace...

Simple logic...God is not the head of printing and minting, neither is he the Governor of a central bank. There is certainly more to life than finance.

Click on my siggy to the story of how I trekked from Nigeria to Europe and back...juicy

Good! an example has got to be made to deter the other bad apples. All talks with no bite haven't been effective in any way.

Click on my siggy to read about how I trekked from Nigeria to Europe and back...juicy..

If it's all business and will benefits all parties involved with no complains, its all fair and game. QED

Check out my siggy for the story on how I trekked from Nigeria to Europe and back...juicy...

I've just made a bid for £1.99B, I only hope he won't reject my offer and think its one of those Nigerian scams.

To read and know more about scams, check out my siggy...loaded.

Na wa ooo

R.I.P pretty woman.

Just woke, said a lil prayer and reflexively went for my phone. A sick addiction.

The roof of his final resting place should have been given the traditional Rastafari colours of red, yellow etc..

Rest on Legend..
Ayaga yaga yaga yoooo!!!

NB

Just saw that was what they attempted at achieving even though they couldn't get the exact colours.

Nice one..

Awww...brave man. Finally succumbed. Was just following on how he decided to stop his brain cancer treatment. R.I.P to one of the Trumps most staunch critics.

Now imagine some very dubious farts mixed with the aroma emanating from that mutton, gently permeating and pervading the entire arena with no one giving an eff because everyone is busy dishing out their fair share of some monoxide.

We call that gbege gbaga...

1Sharon:
So cringy

yettymuse:
Let him buy Heineken abeg.. Orijin is too cheap!

Your royal shayoness...lol...make we pity am manage origin abeg.

I'm not sure anyone would really care if you stayed put or moved. Thats how irrelevant you've become in the scheme of things.

Great job by the Attorney General and her entire team. Wonderful woman and a true mother who helped unveil and launched my book.

Forever grateful for the platform and great review.

We are partners in this fight for sure, victory is certain.

A pix of the attorney general unveiling and presenting my book to the public...

Nice work by the Attorney General and her team as usual. This is a battle to be won.

A picture of the Attorney general unveiling and presenting my book "The Irregular Migrant: A story of perils, triumphs and Karma...

This is normally norml naa...you might even find out the Prime minister shares an appartment in the same block of flats as you.

When i waka from Nigeria come land for this country na so i tell myself say i don reach bus stop oo..you can read the story of my escapades from my signature.

Lovely country...

I remember while in camp, almost everyone had a bike. If you thief my own, i go look for another person own thief too.