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FirstCounsel:
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A quick look at wiki says he's a kings college product, an architect, retired major general and former Chief of Defence Intelligence .

Beautiful...was well impressed by his eloquence and demeanour.

Beautiful...

Reno, you no wan read my book make we create awareness on how not to migrate ba?

God dey..

Omalichabby:
Chia!! Baba easy na
Lmao

No be lie na...

See Philip Aduda belle, na when this guy go born?

Kai...Saraki go just come win presidency then Dino go come be SSG or Chief of Staff...
Which kind useless dream be this one sef..

I go jejely re-emigrate, I still know the road wey I take waka go Europe before for 1999.

Check my siggy if you wan know the road...

The tailor wey sew your native na "obioma". Him dey learn work.

Noel1:
Bru ah ah ah ah Story reeks of obvious makeup... Nice Nolly

walahiiii

Kai...Lasgidi..who no go no know.

Na after I travel out of Nigeria come back I come begin fear and get paranoid with living in Lagos. Before I vamos, it was home and the best I could ever dream of...lol.

I remember those days wey I go just enter bus from mafoluku burst out oshodi dey waka any how with molue and danfo.

Na so I carry waka find myself for national theatre iganmu one saturday, na so I begin form tourist dey stroll round inside national theatre o.

I stroll sotey I come go land for one big hall wey people boku, shuoo...wet in dey happen here? Na wedding reception o, everywhere busy, correct olden days jorrof dey smell everywia, some people dey carry shayo bottle cum drink for outside dey drop the empties anyhow.

Some lean lean bouncers tanda for the entrance, and if you see my big head plus wet in I wear you go know say I no belong there.

I don stroll taya hunger don put gun for my head, na so I tell myself say I must chop this jorof because the ones wey mummy dey cook for house na so so onions dey full am and I hate onions.

Na so I begin pick bottle, I pick bottle so tey I cum pick pass bouncers enter hall...


hahaha...wen I land inside hall, na so I hala " una fada"...

That particular day na twin brothers dey do wedding, in fact if you see the calibre of people, see skin, see fine smell...na so I blend in o.

I sharperly blend in with people wey dey serve food and drinks...so tey na me people come dey tell say dem need food and drinks.

I settle down load myself well arrange take aways come go mistake rush more than three bottles of gulder...

When I wake up, hall don almost empty na so I rush out jump inside the first molue wey I see.

Conductor come meet me say "owo e da" I manage tell am say I be staff say na hustle carry me reach costain side. I no know say the guy na idiot...na so e draw my leg remove my two kpangolo shoes oo...

Na barefoot I take land house day day but with enuff take away.

Every Saturday from then on, I come get my crew wey I dey carry go crash weddings.

Based on say I dey speak Yoruba and Igbo, any one wey get event na language I take dey blend in dey form organizer.

This was from 1994...life funny die. I no fit forget eko sha..I waka so tey, I come decide to use leg waka go Europe. The Tori dey my signature about my waka jugbe.
I get stories i swear..if you wan dey hear Toris say yeah yeah and keep following.

Bloggers blogee...

Make una jejely dey blog in pidgin like me una no wan hear.

Kontinu u hear..

The one wey concern me be say " anybody don ever hear this guy voice before"? Na only just yesterday I hear the NSA ( Monguno) voice for the first time and the man is eloquent I must confess, for a Northerner that is.

Lol...abeg make una try show us the meter wey una take dey measure this power output for once.

This is wazobia collaboration. Federal character duly observed.

Tracypacy:
Marriage is not something you manage If you are already walking on egg shells when you are with him, don't marry o. I have been there and its not a good experience. He constantly reminded me that his mother had over 8 children and suffered alone to train them and do house chores
just because i told him we will require a house help since I won't be doing domestic chores everyday whenever I have a full production week. He lacked communication skills and instead of telling me when I offend him. He will rather carry grudges like satan and punish me emotionally. I will beg for my sins and the sins of the world.Which man in love ignores 39 missed calls from a woman he claims to love ? . He had a 9 year old daughter and hid it from me.I found out in the most casual and painful way.I would have treated that child like my daughter,but why hide it from me?. I talked about him running a genotype test because I am AS and since he claims AA when he said he used to be AS ,ain't it better,we redo a test in another hospital?.

He preferred to call off the wedding plans. No matter how you try to make up excuses with love. An abuser is an abuser. I was engaged, my friends were happy but I was miserable.I lacked peace of mind. Should marriage be this way ? I never enter and e be like this?. I didn't have a dime.I was dependent on him and the little money I got from sewing for people. I thought about starting all over again and it affected my self esteem. I was a depressed bitter woman. When he left,I was bitter, little did I know that It was God who saved me from an impending doom. Not everyone will be lucky. Maybe I would have been a single mother with a child and no penny in her account.

Single woman, Hear me!...Never settle for less .... I may not have a man now to call my own but I am happy!..very happy!
My parents do not lack,even though daddy is retired ....I take care of them and I ensure everyone is catered for. .. I once asked him if he will ever relocate to my location if I had a good job that fetches money more than he does,he said NEVER!. Most men in their quest for headship lose out.
You earn 30k in Abuja and wifey earns 500k in Lagos, so wife will resign to join you and your miserable 30k because you are the HUSBAND and HEAD. Arth thou not a FOOL?.

Now the EX is regretting,he said he hasn't found a woman like me and I assured him he will never find. My type is LIMITED EDITION. We are scarce and not just for any man. I AM A GOOD WOMAN, AN ASSET TO ANY MAN provided he treats me right, yes,ask GOD, he knows this too.So ladies,love with sense,peace of mind is what money can never buy. Na me talk am. If he is rich and treats you like shit, he is not worthy to be called a husband. If he is poor and doesn't treat you well, I pity your condition because even when he makes the money, you won't be treated well. If his family doesn't like you, don't marry him,you will be miserable. There is a lot I wanna say but this pos
Wait,let the biological clock tick.
Wait for a good man to come ...don't marry a wicked person to pepper your friends.
Don't marry a selfish man who thinks about his family only. If my husband cannot care for my family the same way I will care for his own family ,then he doesn't deserve me. Note that there is no perfect man. but at least be sure he falls into what you desire in a man.
Don't ever make a mistake of thinking he will change when you marry him ..You are not the holy spirit..
MARITAL MISTAKE CAN LEAD ONE TO AN EARLY GRAVE

You are headed and sensible. Props..

You wan give people heart attack?

Saff:
Misplaced priorities chuka

hahaha...you sabi the guy wellaaa. Please go easy on him.

Beautifully beautiful and a great achievement.

ojtech8291:
what concern David Mark with the collapse building? Which politician is not a thief in Nigeria. From President downward are corrupt.

You be David Mark? Na simple question I ask because I wan do supply there. Oya answer me.

What pain of a father!!!

My guy as you do your papa, na so pikin sef go do you o, no be curse na karma we dey call am. I no come know weda na so your papa do him own papa sha.

Very hurtful reality to be faced with.

Jeez...make dem call Arab contractors wey get yard near there sharp sharp for rescue equipment.
Abandoned for over two years wen dem no see money thief again. Wen dem dey pack our money na so so humongous projects dem dey erect up and down.
David Mark don complete him humongous project for Gudu district?

May God help the trapped...

Lol...my guy na woman wrapper wey him wife don condition and package, come warn am well well join.

Madam no wan hear stories that touch.

Abeg make una give doctor my number I be professional driver. I don drive from Naija to Europe before.

check on my siggy.

Very immature, unnecessary, irrelevant and unhealthy competition.

I'm sure it was the same way he gave the "Daura" directive.

I knew there would be bad blood from the cabal and Bubus diehards.

Abeg o I wan ask kweshun. All dese small small pot belly, wey dey usually big pass their owners na wet in dey cause am?

I dey wonder weda na effects of carried over malnutrition Abi na too much flexing ala beer.

Thanks

pweshboi:
You be man wey sabi

I no be today yam...

hmm

Isamak:
N1500 Per K.G but if you're doing less than 50 K.G then the minimum amount will be charged but if you're doing large quantities you'll have discounts.
Thank you.

Is the number on your sig yours?

Nairalane:
send me a pm on a link to download the book from, then, do you consider sorting out how you can be connected to wider novel marketers.......

Did you try clicking on any of the links on my signature?

Yeah, I'm seriously mulling the idea of finding marketers. Immediate stress now though is getting the paper back prints sorted.

click on the Okada books link on my signature.

Holuwahyomzzy:
There is a girl behind the boys

Owww okay...just figured..nice family portrait though.

Wow...this is an all-boys gang. "Okonkwo" gather them no be small.


Ebube Dike...hmmm

Okonkwo....hmmmm

dejavuh0007:
what's the name of that guy wearing the number 17 jersey in that picture with KANU?

Mobo Oparaku

CountDracula:
I'm sorry my comment ran towards hostility, but this world is discouraging enough, the couple were doing something they believed in and died for it, a Nigerian that has probably never taken a major risk in his entire life, because of the anonymity that this platform provides, chose to show case just how much of a waste of spermm he truly is and make absurd comments about the dead. if it's not lack of respect, what would push him to say that if the anonymity wasn't available

Na was ooo...abeg this guy thief your wife?? Shuoooo...orisirisi..

Nairaland the kololand...laugh wan kill me here abeg...

CountDracula:
because u are a stuppid person, opportunities will keep eluding u... people like u are the scums of life, the discourages, the ones that will struggle and because of their lack of intellect, will force their own children and children's children to struggle too... for this comment u posted, u will never find ur true passion in life, I wanted to curse u, but u mean too little. change ur ways and try to grow that part of ur mind that warned u while u were typing this comment that what ure doing is stupid

Oga na prayer be dis? I wonder how your curse go be...easy man don't take life too serious.come on..